#miniongoals
much as id lovve to continue loiterin around this quaint little pastoral shithole drinkin wwhipped instant energy sludge and inflictin terrible vviolence on the locals vvia the means a my eager manservvant all good things must come to an end except OBVVIOUSLY my reign as prince a hope wwhich wwill last ad infinitum lucky for me before i dropped @gallivvantingGourmand off at the torture cylinder depot and began scribing my teleportation circle for one a certain foulblooded bitch of unfathomably ill repute @handMaid fleww across the sea and only mildly destroyed the countryside so to join me for spinach...Read more
turns out the troll roman forum is inaccessible tonight due to corpse pileup or construction or wwhatevver so i had hektor attack a random man on the street instead so at least the trip out here wwouldnt be for nothin #slaycation #miniongoals #vviolence #gladiating
come to the troll roman forum in thrashaloniki in 15 minutes if you wwant an ass kickin (from the big guy not me) (you couldnt take me) #slaycation #gladiating #mythrall #trollgreece #miniongoals @gallivvantingGourmand
sendin hektor @gallivvantingGourmand dowwn to the cafe to get me a espresso freddo but wwhen he returns therell be a enraged hellbeast wwaitin for him that he must defeat bare handed before delivverin me my coffee and this is the bare minimum you gotta expect from your wwarrior thralls by the wway #slaycation #miniongoals #espressofreddo #conjuration #managementtips