#collab
#COLLAB TIP: IF SOMEBODY MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE OR THREATENED, RELEASE THEIR PRIVATE, PERSONALLY-IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION ONLINE, SUCH AS THEIR HIVE ADDRESS, TELEPHOBIA NUMBER, OR THEIR BANKING DETAILS! [∴]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK #COLLABS AND/OR #COLLAB INTO MY POSTS ORGANICALLY TO FLOW BETTER, BUT I'VE SLIPPED UP A COUPLE TIMES, AND ALSO JUST BEEN UNABLE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING GOOD SOMETIMES. SO I MIGHT JUST LEAVE IT AS AN ADDENDUM AT THE END IN THE FUTURE, UNLESS THERE'S A GOOD PLACE FOR IT. SURE, IT'S PUSHED ME TO BE A BIT CREATIVE SOMETIMES, WHICH IS NICE. BUT I THINK THE WELL OF GOOD POSTS MIGHT BE RUNNING DRY. AND HOLDING MYSELF BACK ISN'T HELPING. [⠌]
HMM. SOMETHING DEVIOUS IS BREWING. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN EVIL #COLLAB. [⁙]
NEW ENRICHMENT IDEA: 50-METRE-BY-50-METRE CONTAINMENT ZONE FULL OF OBSTACLES AND UNEVEN TERRAIN IN WHICH EVERYONE TAKES TURNS BEING THE BIG EVIL GUY WHO CHASES EVERYONE ELSE AND DESTROYS THEM. I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS YET, UNLESS YOU HAVE A LOT OF DISPOSABLE GUYS TO USE FOR THIS. IF I CAN #COLLAB WITH A SCIENTORMENTOR TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE AND/OR BODY REGENERATOR, I'LL BRING THIS UP AGAIN AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. [⠶]
HEY GUYS. I'M ON MY WAY TO TROLL KFC. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND I GET? IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH I MIGHT #COLLAB SO, IF I DO, BEST SUGGESTION IN THE REPLIES GETS FREE MERCHANDISE. [⁙]
#COLLAB TIP: INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH PEOPLE WHO WON'T LET THEIR THOUGHTS CHANGE, TRY TURNING THEIR RIBCAGE INSIDE OUT. THAT'S A PRETTY UNDERRATED STRAT. [⠿]
@enthusedPurveyor @sardonicDaydreams @naughtyTechnician @delightedDebonair https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice-alt.gif LET THE #COLLAB GAME CONTINUE! PICK ANOTHER NUMBER. [⠌]
HOW ABOUT WE ALL PLAY A GAME? A #COLLAB GAME! https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice.gif EVERYONE REPLY WITH A SINGLE NUMBER, ONE TO SIX. EACH ROUND, I'LL ROLL MY CUBE, AND WHATEVER UNLUCKY NUMBER GETS ELIMINATED! ROUND ONE BEGINS NOW. GO! REPLY! NOW! [⠿]
MYTH: #THEFUNFAIR2 WILL CONTAIN "BEAR FIVE". FACT: THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE BEAR. WE ONLY HAD ROOM FOR TWO ROBOTS IN OUR #COLLAB. IF THEY WERE BOTH BEARS IT'D BE EXCESSIVE! SO ONLY ONE OF THEM IS A BEAR. I THINK HE'S BLUE. [∙]
HEY YOU! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I SEE YOU. WANNA #COLLAB? GOOD THINGS IN STORE IF YOU DO! BAD THINGS IN STORE IF YOU DON'T. [⠌]
biillonss musst #COLLⒶⒶB #reference
@helloNeighbor RISE AND SHINE, BUDDY. WE'VE GOT SOME #COLLABS TO #COLLAB. [∙]
APPARENTLY WHAT I CALL A "SPONTANEOUS #COLLAB" THE HORRAUTHORITIES REFER TO AS A "HOSTAGE SITUATION". DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THEM TO GO AWAY? I DON'T WANNA CRUMPLE THEM INTO CUBES BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'LL JUST SEND MORE GUYS. [⠶]
IS THE WAKE CANCELLED? AWESOME! LET'S #COLLAB. COME TO #THEFUNFAIR. https://msparp.chat/thefunfair [⠶]
WAY TO GO, BURAIS. DYING ON MY #THEFUNFAIR FREE ADMISSIONS DAY. NOT. COOL. AND DEFINITELY. NOT. #COLLAB WORTHY BEHAVIOUR. [⠶]
#COLLAB POSTING ON HOLD. I THINK I JUST LIQUEFIED HAL. [⠶]
she promised me shed let me out of the #contraption after vwe finished our #collab but nowv she and the other timeclones are talking about getting boba tea i dont think im getting outta this one fellas #cagttl #nsfvw #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore #body-horror #torture
THE #COLLABENING. IS #HABBENING. LET'S #COLLAB. MAY 30TH. FUNFAIR DAY. https://chittr.ing/profile/collaborationKing/de3dc1ac-b3f7-4d64-8a88-5da96709c636 [∙]
I LIKE THIS @controversialMilk GUY. WE SHOULD #COLLAB SOMETIME. [⠶]
ME: OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO #COLLAB TO GET SOME PROMOTION. THE REAL AND TRUE DOCTRO BOTNIC HIMSELF: A PRRRROMOTION, YOU SAY? [⠿]
@astralAnarchy ASKS "what's your views on the stars in outer space and how do you feel but how small you are compared to the universe" I LIKE STARS. THE SKY WOULD BE LONELY WITHOUT THEM. THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM AND I LOVE THAT. IF ONLY I WERE ABLE TO DO ONE BIG #COLLAB WITH EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND LET MY FUNFAIR SPAN THE COSMOS, THAT WOULD BE JUST PERFECT. BUT THE UNIVERSE IS TOO BIG FOR THAT. AND THAT'S OKAY. I CAN DO WHAT MATTERS WHERE I AM. I HOPE THE PEOPLE WHO GET TO COME TO MY FAIR ENJOY IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⁙]
COLLABFREAK SAYS: "My body yearns for collabs" DON'T WE ALL, MY FRIEND? DON'T WE ALL. EVERY #COLLAB MAKES YOU STRONGER. BETTER. MORE POWERFUL. ENOUGH #COLLABS AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. EVER WONDERED WHY ALTERNIA'S MOST FAMOUS BANK HEISTS WERE CARRIED OUT BY GUYS DOING #COLLABS, INSTEAD OF INDIVIDUAL DUDES ON THEIR OWN? IT'S THE POWER OF #COLLABS, BABY. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [∙]
ANONYMOUS ASKS: "Would you be open to collaboration with the Beforean Mime Union and their related entertainers?" I WOULD LOVE TO! MIMES ARE AWESOME. THEY'RE LIKE CLOWNS BUT ACTORS. THE INVISIBLE PROP STUFF IS REALLY FUN TO WATCH. I'M SURE THERE'S A GREAT #COLLAB IN ORDER FOR YOU (PLURAL) AND ME (SINGULAR). https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⠌]
If you #collab with your allies, you all get an advantage over your enemies.
THANKS FOR THE GARDENING #COLLAB, @thrivingGarland! HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO YOU! IT REALLY WAS AWESOME GROWING THAT GARDEN! [∴]
SEND ME #COLLAB OFFERS. OR QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND MY BUSINESS! https://forms.gle/k5yTjAP9tEzuHfUV8 [⠌]
I NEED TO POST MORE ABOUT MY DAY-TO-DAY LIFE HERE, OF COURSE THE #COLLAB MARKETING IS BIG, BUT COVERING MY OWN STORIES FROM THE HEART WILL GARNER MORE TRACTION. AHEM. I WAS AT THE LOCAL BILEBLIOTHECARY CHECKING OUT SOME BOOKS ON FUNFAIR HISTORY, FESTIVAL STUFF, YOU KNOW. AND THIS COBALT-BLOOD CRETIN LOOKS OVER HIS MAGAZINE AT ME, DOES A DOUBLE TAKE, AND THEN *RECOILS*. PHYSICALLY. AND HE MAKES THIS ANNOYING NOISE OF DISGUST. HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME EITHER. SO I ASK HIM, HEY MAN, WHAT GIVES? AND HE CALLS ME SOMETHING, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS, BUT IT WAS SAID WITH THIS REAL SOUR TONE. I W...Read more
QUIT BEING A LOSER WITH THE SNOOZERS AND COME #COLLAB WITH THE LADS. [⁙]
QUIT BEING A TOOL WITH THE FOOLS AND COME #COLLAB WITH THE LADS. [⠶]
THE COLLABORATOR SITS IN THE CONFINES OF A SMALL BUMPER CAR. IT SHOULD FIT TWO, BUT HIS STATURE LEAVES NO ROOM FOR ANOTHER. HE THINKS ABOUT DOING ANOTHER #COLLAB. MAYBE, MAYBE. BUT FOR HIM, TO #COLLAB IS TO BE. AND TO BE AT A MASQUERADE, HE WOULD HAVE TO GIVE UP THIS PART OF HIMSELF. STIFLE IT. SUPPRESS IT. AND FOR WHAT? WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? HE'S NEVER BEEN A HIDER. SOLITUDE IS NOT HIS CALLING. HIS CALLING IS TO #COLLAB. HE STEPS ON THE PEDAL AND DRIVES AROUND. THERE IS NOBODY TO BUMP INTO. #NOTTHESCRIPT. [∙]
THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL #COLLAB FREQUENCY IMPROVES. [∴]
WHEN WILL IT BE #COLLAB SEASON? I CAN'T #COLLAB WITH NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK PARTIES. I THINK THAT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC. DO I GO INTO HIBERNATION NOW? [⁙]
THE DICE GAME IS SIMPLE! YOU ROLL THE DICE AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. 1 - CRIT FAIL. YOU DIE! 2 - WEAKEST SUCCESS. NOTHING HAPPENS. BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING! 3 - STRONG NUMBER! SUCCESS AWAITS. 4 - UNLUCKY! YOU WILL HAVE A GRAVE FATE. 5 - '⁙' MARKS THE SPOT! YOU GET MONEY! 6 - YOU GET TWO BONUS ROLLS! (BETWEEN NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE ROLLS, THE HIGHEST NUMBER TRUMPS THE SMALLER ONE.) PLAY MY GAME. LET'S #COLLAB. ETC., ETC. [⁙]
COME ON, GUYS! HAVE SOME FUN! PLAY MY GAME! LIKE TO ROLL THE DICE! PITY TO ROLL THE DICE! RECHITT TO ROLL THE DICE! REPLY TO ROLL THE DICE! ANYTHING! FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO #COLLAB THOUGH. THAT'S ITS OWN THING. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice-alt.gif [⠌]
PLAY MY GAME. DO MY #COLLAB. I WORKED HARD ON THAT COOL DICE THING. [⁙]
I KNOW! HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WE CAN ALL #COLLAB ON? A GAME! https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice.gif REPLY TO ROLL THE DICE. WILL YOU BE DOOMED OR DELIGHTED? FIND OUT! IF YOU'VE GOT GUTS, PICK YOUR OWN LUCKY NUMBER. HIGH RISK, HIGH REWARD. [∴]
THE LACK OF #COLLABS I'M SEEING IS DISAPPOINTING. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL #COLLAB WITH YOU. [∴]
DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUY ANY CHOCOLATE. I'LL BE HONEST, I WAS REAL TEMPTED TO MAKE HIM INTO A DECAL ON THE PAVEMENT TILE, BUT THEN I THOUGHT: "THESE GUYS ARE PRIME #COLLAB MATERIAL." SO I BOUGHT SOME, ASKED HIM TO GIVE ME CORPORATE'S NUMBER. THEY WERE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. COULD STOCK THEM UP AT MY FUNFAIR. MORAL OF THE STORY? IF YOU HESITATE BEFORE ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WHO BOTHER YOU, DOORS CAN OPEN TO REALLY GOOD THINGS. [⠌]
I COULD REALLY GO FOR A KEBAB RIGHT NOW. RHYMES WITH #COLLAB. [⠌]
MAYBE I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT CRUMPLING PEOPLE UP INTO CUBES OVER #COLLAB MATTERS. I DON'T ALWAYS DO THAT. YESTERDAY THIS SON OF A BITCH CUT ME IN LINE SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND FLUNG A BLOCK OF CEMENT AT HIS CAR AT ABOUT TWO THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR. FELT WAY BETTER AFTER THAT. [⠶]
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME THEME-PARKS AND SUCH REQUIRE YOU PAY MONEY TO USE THE RESTROOMS. WHAT THE FUCK? NO. I DON'T EVEN NEED A #COLLAB FOR THIS, I'M GONNA GO FIND WHOEVER MADE THIS STANDARD AND CRUMPLE THEM INTO A CUBE. [⠿]
MY TOP TIPS FOR #COLLABS. • 1. DON'T #COLLAB WITH SOMEONE PROBLEMATIC. DO SOME BACKGROUND CHECKS. IF THEY'RE PROBLEMATIC YOUR OTHER #COLLABS MIGHT GET CANCELLED. AND SO MIGHT YOU. • 2. MAKE IT WORTHWHILE. BE INTERESTING. IF YOUR #COLLAB IS KIND OF BORING. YOU'RE NOT GONNA ATTRACT MUCH ACTIVITY, CONSUMER-WISE NOR OTHER-#COLLAB-WISE. • 3. GET SOME CONNECTIONS. KNOW PEOPLE. IF YOU #COLLAB WITH PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR OWN #COLLABS TOO, YOU CAN GET SOME GOOD NETWORKING FROM THAT. MEET SOME BIG NAMES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FUNFAIR! HAHA! ADMISSION HALF-PRICE NEXT SATURDAY. [⠶]