Willly Affton
@undyingGenius
No need for introductions for all know exactly who I am! ((all art taken and edited from fnaf fangame Five Nights at Frickbear's 3. check it out it's great! no actual association with it or fnaf))
Hmm... How curious... A new-fangled "social media" site... Very well, I shall make my grand entrance! My name is Willly Affton. Of course, you already know of this information, for I am the great inventor of the Fazbear Robotics franchise! Creator of the greatest, most incredible animatronics that have ever been put onto Alternian ground! Animatronics with technology so advanced and so incredible, your head will pop right off your body just by seeing them! Hahaha... Clearly there's no need for further introduction, right? ...What? Kid murders? Oh c'mon now there's no need to get all looney on me. I just got here!
yknow what screw that ol' wench Barrry is ready to hit the town again like the good ol' days im single, ready to mingle, and ALL my quadrants are open
≈ IT IS good — to SEE you — have already — MADE — amends WITH DISCONNECTING. ALWAYS leave — ROOM FOR yourself, — BARRRY, — no — matter how FULFILLING — the — "BIRDS" MAY — be. ≈
pic of me and willy from back when we were younger i found while cleaning me stuff out Gog how weve changed @undyingGenius https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3155f46bc554.png
OH MY LORD I REMEMBER THIS NIGHT Such a beautiful memory... So many drinks had and lovely stories told, haa haa! Those were the days, eh Barrry..?
Sigh. Okay. Hello everybody. I'm present. Waves around. Anyone miss me haha? Whatever. I have been doing well. Left the cabin in the woods after I got patched up by some kind travelling mediculler or whatever. Yet I'm still FUCKING HIDING UUGGHH. Just in back alleys rather than a dingy shack in the forest, is all. Bluhgh. Not like ANYONE will FUCKING CARE! FUCK! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!!! I AM WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME EVEN BOTHERING BEING HERE!!!!! FUCK
hAvE yOU mAdE AnythIng cOOl yet. lIkE AnythIng.
READ YOU DUMBASS READ IVE BEEN HIDING THIS WHOLE TIME FOR SO LONG I DID SOMETHING AMAZING. AND IVE JUST BEEN FUCKING HIDING EVER SINCE. AND I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING!!!! FUUCK
yOU can do shit in hIdIng it's not that hard
Fine. Fine, you are right. It is possible. It was a lot less possible when i was just in the fucking woods! But yes, now that I am hiding in alleyways currently, yes it is possible. I am not looking forward to the arduous process of creation in this context. Particularly out of the likelihood I may get caught. But there is literally nothing better to do. So to brainstorming it is. Ugh.
can't wAIt for yOUr next dEAth trap. kEEp us pOstEd buddy.
hope we win tonight am I right lads?
Hoping for nothing but! Ha ha ha...
∻Wahey∻
Ɏ wa-a-aheyy Ɏ
Please, I'm begging you.
sorry luv but im not on the pitch i cant control anything, me wife would tell you that tho wahey
What's your favorite beer? And also, your pub order?
Just a reminder that today is none other than #SlashingSaturday! Post about your sharpest and most honorable weapons, and don't forget to take them out on a spin!
D --> My sharpest is probably the knife I made that can cut through the concept of space
What was that...?? FUCK!! God- I- What?? Hello?????? Oooohhghg... GOD DAMNIT!!!!!! Thinking of men, sorry.
こういうエグいドキドキ感って、女だけが人に与えていい。
What was that...?? MY HEART IS ALWAYS POUNDING!!!! WOMEN OR NOT!!!!!!!!
いいね。皆頭のネジちゃんと締まってるか、アタシが確認しといてあげなきゃ。
What was that...?? Marbles?? MARBLES?????? Why wouldn't I have my marbles?? I HAVE... SOOOO MANY.
0_0
Now that! That is relatable! Haahaahaa!
What the hell is that "Doctor" guy talking about. They're flooding the hell out of my feed!! Shoo, shoo I say! Whatever cryptic bullshit you're hinting at clearly isn't worth this.
ignore button exists
Oh yeah, you're right! Hahaha, silly me, I am not yet accostumed to the little trite buttons of this here site. Thank you for the advice! Prym
>>| but where's the fun to get them .off guard?
What's that? Trollbama is back at a position of government power? Well, this is excellent news! After all, he does a great job representing a kind of man that is sorely missing nowadays. A very responsable man, that is. ...A weak man, arguably. But I digress.
What was that...?? I think we need to start. KILLING PEOPLE.
This is what I have been saying!!
What was that...?? IT JUST MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!
I'm ALWAYS saying this.
What was that...?? Not ENOUGH. Say it MORE!!!!!!!!
Oooh, discussion on the obliteration of twinks, I hear? Well, you all might want to learn a lesson from good old Willly A. here! For I have completely and utterly annihilated an incredible amount of stupid dumbass twinks in my time as a charming romantically open young gentleman! And might I say... Even though I am a little unavailable currently, I will forever be open towards any twinks that happens to want any kind of obliteration. I provide fantastic services of this kind!! Mweaheheahahaa....
What was that...?? MAGNIFICENT TAKE AS ALWAYS, MR. AFFTON. Please sign my beakers.
I would love to, heahaha!! ...Once I get out of this cabin in the woods, that is. Been staying low after the... relatively recent horrific incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor with the five missing highblood children. Heaheh. Heheh. Um. Twinks, amirite? Haaahahahaha!!
What was that...?? Only five?? ONLY?????????? Gotta pad those numbers... Which is what I WOULD say if I advocated for culling highblood children!! WHICH I DON'T!!!!!!!! I'M A HEALER WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT???????????? NO. Twinks!! Yes!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
...Hm. I suppose you didn't hear the news. I am surprised you didn't, as you clearly do live somewhere near the Alternian territory of Utta. Perhaps you're just so busy with your professional work recently..? Oh yes, that makes much sense. Haha, hahaha... Anyways yeah the Missing Children's Incident. Five highblood children. Now, I know, I know, in the beautiful art of culling simply FIVE is pretty small. But you simply have to hear the macabre show put on in the animatronics stage the next day... Oh, so much #gore, so much viscera!! Guts strewn about like party banners, words written out in their highly coveted child blood!! Haha, it was truly- ...Uh. Yeah, that's what happened. A shame.
What was that...?? Oh dear, how utterly gruesome and sad and boo-hoo!! I weep openly for those poor, poor, poor highblood children!! Taken too soon, I'm certain. They could have done such wonderful highblood things!! Like... Uh... BE MY PATIENT!!!!!!!! That super important stuff aside, you are a visionary with both your mechanical craft AND your imagery through words!! Truly an AUTHOR of the GHASTLY VISIONS!!!!!! How you impress me more and more by the passing chitt!! The viscera?? The entrails?? The gored bits of grubs far less worth their caste-given class, let alone the privilege of visiting the marvels of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor?? WHAT A SIGHT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN... Oh how I ENVY!! Oh how I YEARN!! Hypothetically, at least.
What was that...?? The genius behind my FAVORITE restaurant as a wriggler said my words were LOVELY. And that I have GOOD fucking TASTE. Today is... Good.
Let me tell you, I am extremely pleased I have finally met SOMEBODY on here that truly appreciates the magnificent work I've put in throughout my entire life. You would be surprised to know that no one else here has! Haha. Hah. Fucking pathetic idiots. Ugh.
What was that...?? As a DOCTOR, being unbiased to potential patients is VERY important!! But, if I WERE being judgmental, Which I'm NOT, TOTALLY NOT, I'd say I am not surprised. The intellect required for TRUE genius, be it medical or mechanical, does not often find itself on the likes of social media!!!! We are a rare breed here, Mr. Affton. You must TREAD CAREFULLY. Wading through the waters of IDIOCY can drag you down deep with them. You will LOSE your PAN!!!!!!!! YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD CAN'T LOSE YOUR GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
I like the way you think, Doctor Myriad. You've got a real sense of power to ya. Hard to pin down, but I can sense it. You've got a very, very promising life ahead of you. Keep your chin up, and your pan on straight, and with this kinds of verbage you will get oh most very far.
Why the hell are there tons of people randomly following me. What's going on. Have they not seen me before?? I'm the real, great Willly Affton, damn it!! Inventor and founder of Fazbear Robotics!!! How did they happen to be interested in me and not follow my account beforehand?? I'm mad. I should try to cull a forest creature so I don't feel as mad.
i think you should take it easy, you're gonna pull somethin
... ...Unfortunately. And I absolutely abhor saying this let me tell you. I believe you are correct. Ugh. I've already been trying to deal with many open wounds. It's not smart to pick up another fight. This sucks.
What was that...?? I know you!!!! I remember when everyone stole your schematics to make other robot-y pizzerias!!!! It was really funny!!!! You were nearly bankrupt!!!! In support of a fellow sane man of science who everyone THINKS is insane I started a petition for your legal aid!!!! No one signed it. But that's okay!!!!
Oh my god do NOT fucking bring that shit up to me ever again. I had succesfully forgotten about it. Fuck. Fucking hell. Who do they think they fucking are?!?! Right off the heels of the awful decline of my masterpiece Fredbear's Fabulous Eatery, trying to pick shit back up with Freddy Fazbear's, and ALL THOSE MORONIC IDIOTS SHAT ALL OVER MY WORK BY TAKING THE DESIGN CHOICES BEFORE WE COULD PATENT IT. FUCK. NEVER SAY ANY OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN. UGH!!!! Thank you for starting that petition. I don't care. I am really mad now. Good job.
What was that...?? Okay, okay, okay. I'm using my legitimate doctorate in psychology here. I am sensing... You are mad. Look at it this way... You did it better. Every other attempt was ultimately futile. Each of those blithering fools got what was coming to them. Some in the form of... Mysterious disappearances that I would know nothing about!!!!!! Ultinately I'm terribly sorry to upset you. I'm a huge fan, that's all!!
... ...Hehe. Heaheheh. Haahaahaa!!! Ugh, FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE WITH GOOD FUCKING TASTE!!!!! Okay. Uh. Gotta calm down. It's an awfully unprofessional look. Sigh. Man. I really wish we could have dealt with every single one of those guys head-first. Do you remember that idiot, Edwiin Murray? We were good friends at one point, you know. Yet his ego was so fucking inflated by the end of his life... Frankly, he got what was coming to him! I'm really unsure what the circumstances were exactly, but... ...Um. Whatever it was, may he rest in peace or whatever. Thank you for your lovely words! If you happen to have any questions, I would be more than happy to indulge you in my answers. Heheheh.
Oh yeah, I should probably give an update to this terrible site. Here goes. Still in the damn shack hiding from legal repercussions. I really do believe that, at this point, there is no legislacerator or anything trying to find me. However, I'm definitely... Lost. I tried making heads or tails of where I was, and got a little scared in all honesty, so I just returned to the shack. Have made some very loose and basic pieces of gauze off things I found and sanitized off of nature for my wounds. They suck. But I'll be fine. I think.
_ I apoloGize for my delay. It Has been more difficult tHan previously tHouGHt to find someone lost in tHe woods. I will continue my searcH wHile keepinG my bearinGs.
Oh yeah, you. I was gonna ask where the hell you have been. Haven't seen you online much at all, really. Well, uh. Thank you! I have been... okay, I guess. I would really like your assistance sooner rather than later, but patience is key, as they say! I will stay here. Like mentioned previously.
_ SometHinG private came up tHat needed attendinG to. But I am back on tHe Hunt, so to speak. THe woods are unfortunately vast.
Had a horrible nightmare that somebody on here was pretending to be myself under a different name and similar yet slightly different appearance. Truly, horrifying.
it happens
...It does? How? How come there are people impersonating other people to such a level here?
#MoirailMonday, eh? Very well. I shall indulge in this trend. My moirail is Hennry Emilly. Co-founder of our company Fazbear Robotics. That is all.
Something something trendhopping. I would down that beer in my acid tract in less than a second. After all I've been through this past Five Nights or so, I need a fucking drink.
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I have slurped countless beers and alcoholic beverages in the past without my impeccable facial hair getting in the way, thank you very much.
I am in a shack in the woods!! I do not have any video evidence I could upload to the site through this palmhusk!!! I have been planning my escape soon, but I would prefer to keep staying low.
Afton Sandler's Five Crazy Nights At Freddy's
Oh my lord, are people making more stupid "Five Nights At Freddy's" games with the rumors of my franchise?! I have GOT to sue them all.
I mean, that wasn't my intent, but yeah they are. The defamation case is pretty strong. Though a lot of them take creative liberties enough to avoid legal action...
Hmph. Yeah, that's likely from what I have heard. Children ghosts? Haunting MY animatronics??? THERE'S ONLY THREE IN FREDDY FAZBEAR'S BAND, DAMN IT. WHAT STUPID MORON THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO SAY THAT THE FIVE MISSING CHILDREN ARE HAUNTING THEM!?!?!
I have got to leave the forest and return to the Alternian Territory of Utta. Last night was a mess. Still a fair bit wounded. I am a little afraid.
i will protect president trollbama with my fucking life
if u value yo life dont
third time aint the charm
So uh. Y'all got any, like, cool stories about fathers or whatever? Lusii included, I guess. Reading the feed has got me in a curious mood about the topic at hand.
i dont have one. thats a cool one.
Good for you! It is important to keep yourself strong even without the comfort of a guardian figure around. I should know! Haahaahaa.
mInE tAUght me AboUt all the AwesomE parts in a scUttlebUggy. he mostly lIkEd EatIn em thOUgh. i work with em a lot dIfferEntly.
Teaching you the value and mechanics of robotics..? My, what a wonderful individual your lusus sounds!
whats a guardian.
Hm. So imagine someone looking and caring for you for a good portion of your life.
uh.
SPENDING TIME WITH MY LOVELY DAUGHTER THIS FATHER'S DAY. WE ARE GOING OUT FOR LUNCH SOON. :^) HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!