Willly Affton
@undyingGenius
No need for introductions for all know exactly who I am! ((all art taken and edited from fnaf fangame Five Nights at Frickbear's 3. check it out it's great! no actual association with it or fnaf))
Sigh. Okay. Hello everybody. I'm present. Waves around. Anyone miss me haha? Whatever. I have been doing well. Left the cabin in the woods after I got patched up by some kind travelling mediculler or whatever. Yet I'm still FUCKING HIDING UUGGHH. Just in back alleys rather than a dingy shack in the forest, is all. Bluhgh. Not like ANYONE will FUCKING CARE! FUCK! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!!! I AM WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME EVEN BOTHERING BEING HERE!!!!! FUCK
READ YOU DUMBASS READ IVE BEEN HIDING THIS WHOLE TIME FOR SO LONG I DID SOMETHING AMAZING. AND IVE JUST BEEN FUCKING HIDING EVER SINCE. AND I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING!!!! FUUCK
Fine. Fine, you are right. It is possible. It was a lot less possible when i was just in the fucking woods! But yes, now that I am hiding in alleyways currently, yes it is possible. I am not looking forward to the arduous process of creation in this context. Particularly out of the likelihood I may get caught. But there is literally nothing better to do. So to brainstorming it is. Ugh.
Just a reminder that today is none other than #SlashingSaturday! Post about your sharpest and most honorable weapons, and don't forget to take them out on a spin!
D --> My sharpest is probably the knife I made that can cut through the concept of space
What the hell is that "Doctor" guy talking about. They're flooding the hell out of my feed!! Shoo, shoo I say! Whatever cryptic bullshit you're hinting at clearly isn't worth this.
Oh yeah, you're right! Hahaha, silly me, I am not yet accostumed to the little trite buttons of this here site. Thank you for the advice! Prym
What's that? Trollbama is back at a position of government power? Well, this is excellent news! After all, he does a great job representing a kind of man that is sorely missing nowadays. A very responsable man, that is. ...A weak man, arguably. But I digress.
Oooh, discussion on the obliteration of twinks, I hear? Well, you all might want to learn a lesson from good old Willly A. here! For I have completely and utterly annihilated an incredible amount of stupid dumbass twinks in my time as a charming romantically open young gentleman! And might I say... Even though I am a little unavailable currently, I will forever be open towards any twinks that happens to want any kind of obliteration. I provide fantastic services of this kind!! Mweaheheahahaa....
What was that...?? MAGNIFICENT TAKE AS ALWAYS, MR. AFFTON. Please sign my beakers.
I would love to, heahaha!! ...Once I get out of this cabin in the woods, that is. Been staying low after the... relatively recent horrific incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor with the five missing highblood children. Heaheh. Heheh. Um. Twinks, amirite? Haaahahahaha!!
What was that...?? Only five?? ONLY?????????? Gotta pad those numbers... Which is what I WOULD say if I advocated for culling highblood children!! WHICH I DON'T!!!!!!!! I'M A HEALER WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT???????????? NO. Twinks!! Yes!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
...Hm. I suppose you didn't hear the news. I am surprised you didn't, as you clearly do live somewhere near the Alternian territory of Utta. Perhaps you're just so busy with your professional work recently..? Oh yes, that makes much sense. Haha, hahaha... Anyways yeah the Missing Children's Incident. Five highblood children. Now, I know, I know, in the beautiful art of culling simply FIVE is pretty small. But you simply have to hear the macabre show put on in the animatronics stage the next day... Oh, so much #gore, so much viscera!! Guts strewn about like party banners, words written out in their highly coveted child blood!! Haha, it was truly- ...Uh. Yeah, that's what happened. A shame.
What was that...?? Oh dear, how utterly gruesome and sad and boo-hoo!! I weep openly for those poor, poor, poor highblood children!! Taken too soon, I'm certain. They could have done such wonderful highblood things!! Like... Uh... BE MY PATIENT!!!!!!!! That super important stuff aside, you are a visionary with both your mechanical craft AND your imagery through words!! Truly an AUTHOR of the GHASTLY VISIONS!!!!!! How you impress me more and more by the passing chitt!! The viscera?? The entrails?? The gored bits of grubs far less worth their caste-given class, let alone the privilege of visiting the marvels of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor?? WHAT A SIGHT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN... Oh how I ENVY!! Oh how I YEARN!! Hypothetically, at least.
Why the hell are there tons of people randomly following me. What's going on. Have they not seen me before?? I'm the real, great Willly Affton, damn it!! Inventor and founder of Fazbear Robotics!!! How did they happen to be interested in me and not follow my account beforehand?? I'm mad. I should try to cull a forest creature so I don't feel as mad.
i think you should take it easy, you're gonna pull somethin
... ...Unfortunately. And I absolutely abhor saying this let me tell you. I believe you are correct. Ugh. I've already been trying to deal with many open wounds. It's not smart to pick up another fight. This sucks.
What was that...?? I know you!!!! I remember when everyone stole your schematics to make other robot-y pizzerias!!!! It was really funny!!!! You were nearly bankrupt!!!! In support of a fellow sane man of science who everyone THINKS is insane I started a petition for your legal aid!!!! No one signed it. But that's okay!!!!
Oh my god do NOT fucking bring that shit up to me ever again. I had succesfully forgotten about it. Fuck. Fucking hell. Who do they think they fucking are?!?! Right off the heels of the awful decline of my masterpiece Fredbear's Fabulous Eatery, trying to pick shit back up with Freddy Fazbear's, and ALL THOSE MORONIC IDIOTS SHAT ALL OVER MY WORK BY TAKING THE DESIGN CHOICES BEFORE WE COULD PATENT IT. FUCK. NEVER SAY ANY OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN. UGH!!!! Thank you for starting that petition. I don't care. I am really mad now. Good job.
What was that...?? Okay, okay, okay. I'm using my legitimate doctorate in psychology here. I am sensing... You are mad. Look at it this way... You did it better. Every other attempt was ultimately futile. Each of those blithering fools got what was coming to them. Some in the form of... Mysterious disappearances that I would know nothing about!!!!!! Ultinately I'm terribly sorry to upset you. I'm a huge fan, that's all!!
... ...Hehe. Heaheheh. Haahaahaa!!! Ugh, FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE WITH GOOD FUCKING TASTE!!!!! Okay. Uh. Gotta calm down. It's an awfully unprofessional look. Sigh. Man. I really wish we could have dealt with every single one of those guys head-first. Do you remember that idiot, Edwiin Murray? We were good friends at one point, you know. Yet his ego was so fucking inflated by the end of his life... Frankly, he got what was coming to him! I'm really unsure what the circumstances were exactly, but... ...Um. Whatever it was, may he rest in peace or whatever. Thank you for your lovely words! If you happen to have any questions, I would be more than happy to indulge you in my answers. Heheheh.
Oh yeah, I should probably give an update to this terrible site. Here goes. Still in the damn shack hiding from legal repercussions. I really do believe that, at this point, there is no legislacerator or anything trying to find me. However, I'm definitely... Lost. I tried making heads or tails of where I was, and got a little scared in all honesty, so I just returned to the shack. Have made some very loose and basic pieces of gauze off things I found and sanitized off of nature for my wounds. They suck. But I'll be fine. I think.
_ I apoloGize for my delay. It Has been more difficult tHan previously tHouGHt to find someone lost in tHe woods. I will continue my searcH wHile keepinG my bearinGs.
Oh yeah, you. I was gonna ask where the hell you have been. Haven't seen you online much at all, really. Well, uh. Thank you! I have been... okay, I guess. I would really like your assistance sooner rather than later, but patience is key, as they say! I will stay here. Like mentioned previously.
_ SometHinG private came up tHat needed attendinG to. But I am back on tHe Hunt, so to speak. THe woods are unfortunately vast.
Had a horrible nightmare that somebody on here was pretending to be myself under a different name and similar yet slightly different appearance. Truly, horrifying.
...It does? How? How come there are people impersonating other people to such a level here?
#MoirailMonday, eh? Very well. I shall indulge in this trend. My moirail is Hennry Emilly. Co-founder of our company Fazbear Robotics. That is all.
Something something trendhopping. I would down that beer in my acid tract in less than a second. After all I've been through this past Five Nights or so, I need a fucking drink.
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I have slurped countless beers and alcoholic beverages in the past without my impeccable facial hair getting in the way, thank you very much.
I am in a shack in the woods!! I do not have any video evidence I could upload to the site through this palmhusk!!! I have been planning my escape soon, but I would prefer to keep staying low.
Afton Sandler's Five Crazy Nights At Freddy's
Oh my lord, are people making more stupid "Five Nights At Freddy's" games with the rumors of my franchise?! I have GOT to sue them all.
I mean, that wasn't my intent, but yeah they are. The defamation case is pretty strong. Though a lot of them take creative liberties enough to avoid legal action...
Hmph. Yeah, that's likely from what I have heard. Children ghosts? Haunting MY animatronics??? THERE'S ONLY THREE IN FREDDY FAZBEAR'S BAND, DAMN IT. WHAT STUPID MORON THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO SAY THAT THE FIVE MISSING CHILDREN ARE HAUNTING THEM!?!?!
I have got to leave the forest and return to the Alternian Territory of Utta. Last night was a mess. Still a fair bit wounded. I am a little afraid.
So uh. Y'all got any, like, cool stories about fathers or whatever? Lusii included, I guess. Reading the feed has got me in a curious mood about the topic at hand.
i dont have one. thats a cool one.
Good for you! It is important to keep yourself strong even without the comfort of a guardian figure around. I should know! Haahaahaa.
mInE tAUght me AboUt all the AwesomE parts in a scUttlebUggy. he mostly lIkEd EatIn em thOUgh. i work with em a lot dIfferEntly.
Teaching you the value and mechanics of robotics..? My, what a wonderful individual your lusus sounds!
Hm. So imagine someone looking and caring for you for a good portion of your life.
What's this about "Father's Day"? A human celebration, you say..? Bah! You humans are absolutely ridiculous, with all these interpersonal relationships that make zero sense altogether!! If I was a father. I'd make damn sure my pupas grow to be as strong and manly as me. And knowing the state of society at this point, I fear that there is little chance I get any larva that is predisposed to such excellent attributes.
Been planning on leaving this damn shack for the whole day. I think that, at this point, if anyone wanted to come looking for me for legal repercussions, they already would have. Besides, the wounds from the bear encounter last night are... Well, let's just leave it to the imagination. I've got to seek out a mediculler sooner or later. I am a little afraid of reintegrating myself back into society, after all the rumors of what I did. But, I suppose I should be fine at this point as long as I keep my head down low for a bit longer. What do you all think, huh? Anyone got any suggestions for what good old Willly A. should get up to after I return to Utta? Heheheh...
_ If you need a mediculler tHat won't spill secrets, I may be of assistance.
just throwing it out here because we share a love for slashing weapons but you do know, mr affton i was a cop and i do currently work for the government right now, right so i really hope that these are all just baseless rumors and speculation. but i'm sure they are. and you're not gonna do anything that proves that wrong, are you?
I could never! Any and all culling I have done in my life has been a product of a mutual agreement, therefore entirely legal! You may look it up in any legal documents with my name on it for further clarification: Willly A.'s old charm getting the best of some weak, pathetic trolls, our romance blooming higher and higher, and ultimately culminating in the grandest displays of power possible! Haahaahaa! ...And if you find any of that suspicious, don't bother. I have done much paperwork regarding the matter. It's all entirely up to board. Do not even think of opening up a case against me anytime soon. There is no evidence you could ever dig up.
_ My location doesn't appear to be too far. If your wounds are tHat severe, it's best you not travel. I will Get tHere witH tHe necessary materials if need be. I Have quite tHe experience in patcHinG up victims of maulinGs. HavinG a badGer for a lusus will do tHat to a troll.
Oh? Is that so? Very well. Um. I am... In an unmarked location in the woods, west of the Utta territory. I... wish I could give you more details, but the truth of the matter is, I genuinely do not know where I am.
well then there's no reason for you to be worried right? just remember that some folks out there might be willing to take things a little bit extrajudicially. especially if there was any kind of proof linking back to you. hope that evidence is buried pretty deep.
Well they won't find anything. Because there is no evidence. You are being awfully judgemental here, Mr. Kennedy. I hope we keep our interactions civil and professional. I find your disposition quite respectable, and our shared love of blades and everything sharp is not something to take for granted. Take care, and do not do anything you'll regret.
_ Hm. I sHould be able to find you reGardless of difficulties. Keep to tHat sHed of yours for sHelter. THe scent of blood will attract all sorts of beasts.
Thank you. That I shall. Your kindness is incredibly appreciated.
There's so much gold in the feed today. I would feel a sense of pride in the presence of my own caste, but as always the shithead goldbloods don't do anything but ridicule themselves repeatedly and continuously. How I dread being part of this fucking blood...
...Why isn't my invention #SlashingSaturday catching on nearly as much as #FirearmFriday. Go ready your blades and misc. honorable weapons, damn it!! It's a special day, the first #SlashingSaturday!!!
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=>>firearMs løøk way Møre viølent than knives and blades i guess!>>>
☆Kause guns will always be Kooler than your stupid ass Knifes☆
Fuck off, firearm culture culled the art of culling and you all shit eating assholes know it. Stay in your damn lane.
[|87 :: Probably because ;t was ;nvented yesterday? #f;rearmfr;day t00k a g00d few weeks of ;nvolvement between me and @gr00vyKosmonaut before ;t became as popular as ;t ;s now. Keep post;n on Saturdays and get a g00d follow;n of l;kem;nded ;nd;v;duals and ;t w;ll blow up
[|87 :: HEY what happened to our agreement that we won’t sh;t talk each others methods of murder?
☆LooK bud you’re the one who Kame for the Krown when firearmfriday was already a thing and badmouthing it. I’m just telling you the truth you don’t wanna hear☆
[|87 :: 1t d;d not cull the art of tasteful murder. 1t just ;ndustr;al;zed ;t. Mechan;zed ;t. That’s really the only d;fference. Try po;nt blank shotgun blasts or bayonet stabs ;nto mag dumps and you m;ght see the two aren’t as d;fferent as you th;nk
[|87 :: To be fa;r, bayonets ex;st so 1 th;nk the “c00l factor” for e;ther opt;on can be ampl;f;ed by the ;ncorporat;on of the other
In celebration of #SlashingSaturday, I culled a bear last night! It did not go well. It also slashed me pretty bad. But I was able to slash and stab at its vital organs (#Gore? I guess?) in order to protect myself! Haahaa! Haahaahaaa! I need to seek some kind of medical help soon. So much for my Fifth Night at this site, ugh. #Violence
Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...
The bear has returned at my cabin again. It sounds a lot more violent today. I must say. I am kind of scared. I may have to actually deal with him tonight. Rather than hide and sit it out. So much for my Fifth Night in this site, for the love of everything holy.
\ f1ve n1ghts w1th a bear... why d0es that s0und fam1l1ar? /
Wasn't expecting to see Troll Purple Guy on here but I guess I shouldn't be surprised
Does this have anything to do with that awful game "Five Night's at Freddy's" spreading stupid rumors of my franchise and calling me fucking William Afton. Awful fucking name, I might clarify.
I am goldblooded, damn it! ...Not, like. Proud of it. Purple has always been my true color of choice. Perhaps that's a creative liberty they took that is actually smart...
Ok dude I really do not care for your species' racism heirarchy lmfao
Reminder to everybody that tomorrow is the first celebration of #SlashingSaturday! My wonderful creation where one takes pride in any and all weapons of the slashing, stabbing, piercing, etc. type! Brandish your knives, blades, and any other honorable weapon of choice for tomorrow! Mweahahahaha...