Willly Affton
@undyingGenius
No need for introductions for all know exactly who I am! ((all art taken and edited from fnaf fangame Five Nights at Frickbear's 3. check it out it's great! no actual association with it or fnaf))
Been planning on leaving this damn shack for the whole day. I think that, at this point, if anyone wanted to come looking for me for legal repercussions, they already would have. Besides, the wounds from the bear encounter last night are... Well, let's just leave it to the imagination. I've got to seek out a mediculler sooner or later. I am a little afraid of reintegrating myself back into society, after all the rumors of what I did. But, I suppose I should be fine at this point as long as I keep my head down low for a bit longer. What do you all think, huh? Anyone got any suggestions for what good old Willly A. should get up to after I return to Utta? Heheheh...
_ If you need a mediculler tHat won't spill secrets, I may be of assistance.
just throwing it out here because we share a love for slashing weapons but you do know, mr affton i was a cop and i do currently work for the government right now, right so i really hope that these are all just baseless rumors and speculation. but i'm sure they are. and you're not gonna do anything that proves that wrong, are you?
I could never! Any and all culling I have done in my life has been a product of a mutual agreement, therefore entirely legal! You may look it up in any legal documents with my name on it for further clarification: Willly A.'s old charm getting the best of some weak, pathetic trolls, our romance blooming higher and higher, and ultimately culminating in the grandest displays of power possible! Haahaahaa! ...And if you find any of that suspicious, don't bother. I have done much paperwork regarding the matter. It's all entirely up to board. Do not even think of opening up a case against me anytime soon. There is no evidence you could ever dig up.
_ My location doesn't appear to be too far. If your wounds are tHat severe, it's best you not travel. I will Get tHere witH tHe necessary materials if need be. I Have quite tHe experience in patcHinG up victims of maulinGs. HavinG a badGer for a lusus will do tHat to a troll.
Oh? Is that so? Very well. Um. I am... In an unmarked location in the woods, west of the Utta territory. I... wish I could give you more details, but the truth of the matter is, I genuinely do not know where I am.
well then there's no reason for you to be worried right? just remember that some folks out there might be willing to take things a little bit extrajudicially. especially if there was any kind of proof linking back to you. hope that evidence is buried pretty deep.
Well they won't find anything. Because there is no evidence. You are being awfully judgemental here, Mr. Kennedy. I hope we keep our interactions civil and professional. I find your disposition quite respectable, and our shared love of blades and everything sharp is not something to take for granted. Take care, and do not do anything you'll regret.
_ Hm. I sHould be able to find you reGardless of difficulties. Keep to tHat sHed of yours for sHelter. THe scent of blood will attract all sorts of beasts.
Thank you. That I shall. Your kindness is incredibly appreciated.
There's so much gold in the feed today. I would feel a sense of pride in the presence of my own caste, but as always the shithead goldbloods don't do anything but ridicule themselves repeatedly and continuously. How I dread being part of this fucking blood...
...Why isn't my invention #SlashingSaturday catching on nearly as much as #FirearmFriday. Go ready your blades and misc. honorable weapons, damn it!! It's a special day, the first #SlashingSaturday!!!
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=>>firearMs løøk way Møre viølent than knives and blades i guess!>>>
☆Kause guns will always be Kooler than your stupid ass Knifes☆
Fuck off, firearm culture culled the art of culling and you all shit eating assholes know it. Stay in your damn lane.
[|87 :: Probably because ;t was ;nvented yesterday? #f;rearmfr;day t00k a g00d few weeks of ;nvolvement between me and @gr00vyKosmonaut before ;t became as popular as ;t ;s now. Keep post;n on Saturdays and get a g00d follow;n of l;kem;nded ;nd;v;duals and ;t w;ll blow up
[|87 :: HEY what happened to our agreement that we won’t sh;t talk each others methods of murder?
☆LooK bud you’re the one who Kame for the Krown when firearmfriday was already a thing and badmouthing it. I’m just telling you the truth you don’t wanna hear☆
[|87 :: 1t d;d not cull the art of tasteful murder. 1t just ;ndustr;al;zed ;t. Mechan;zed ;t. That’s really the only d;fference. Try po;nt blank shotgun blasts or bayonet stabs ;nto mag dumps and you m;ght see the two aren’t as d;fferent as you th;nk
[|87 :: To be fa;r, bayonets ex;st so 1 th;nk the “c00l factor” for e;ther opt;on can be ampl;f;ed by the ;ncorporat;on of the other
In celebration of #SlashingSaturday, I culled a bear last night! It did not go well. It also slashed me pretty bad. But I was able to slash and stab at its vital organs (#Gore? I guess?) in order to protect myself! Haahaa! Haahaahaaa! I need to seek some kind of medical help soon. So much for my Fifth Night at this site, ugh. #Violence
Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...
The bear has returned at my cabin again. It sounds a lot more violent today. I must say. I am kind of scared. I may have to actually deal with him tonight. Rather than hide and sit it out. So much for my Fifth Night in this site, for the love of everything holy.
\ f1ve n1ghts w1th a bear... why d0es that s0und fam1l1ar? /
Wasn't expecting to see Troll Purple Guy on here but I guess I shouldn't be surprised
Does this have anything to do with that awful game "Five Night's at Freddy's" spreading stupid rumors of my franchise and calling me fucking William Afton. Awful fucking name, I might clarify.
I am goldblooded, damn it! ...Not, like. Proud of it. Purple has always been my true color of choice. Perhaps that's a creative liberty they took that is actually smart...
Ok dude I really do not care for your species' racism heirarchy lmfao
Reminder to everybody that tomorrow is the first celebration of #SlashingSaturday! My wonderful creation where one takes pride in any and all weapons of the slashing, stabbing, piercing, etc. type! Brandish your knives, blades, and any other honorable weapon of choice for tomorrow! Mweahahahaha...
...What's going on in the feed now? Something about an "Omegaverse"? The fuck is that. Why are we deluding ourselves with bullshit now. Well, I guess everyone already does that here all the time already, don't they. #Dashwatching.
I need to get more evil. "#Evilmaxxing", as the kids would say. Maybe that will get me the right recognition I require in this site...
AND ELSEWHERE. NOBODY RESPECTS YOu MORE. THAN WHEN YOu HAVE #EVILMAXXEDOuT.
True as hell words, you greatly verbose green man! Yet I cannot help but point out the fact that I have already displayed a great act of evil in real life. Lots of planned, cunning culling... Mwahahaha... Unfortunately however, that comes with some sense of consequence. And as a result, I have been hiding out in a cabin for about a week now. I am merely a mortal man. A group of legislacerators wishing to strike retribution on me will... likely not turn out well.
My taste in romantic partners is impeccable! No need to work on that there.
I WOU/D ASSK BUT I DOUBT YOUR THE TYPE TO G/OAT ABOUT YOUR INTERESSTSS IN MORE ROMANTIC PURSSUITSS >8/
I have culled several of my romantic partners in the heat of passion. Does that satisfy that curiosity you mentioned in any way? Heheheh.
What? Is this that #pitchbait the kids talk about? Because that is the only reasonable explanation anyone would say something so clearly moronic, literally nobody would ever say it with any honesty. Frankly. That's really sad. Leave me alone.
IF I HAD ANY INTERESST IN JOINING THEM BEFORE I WOU/D MOSST DEFINITE/Y SSAY I HAVE /ITT/E INTERESST IN JOINING THEM NOW >83 EVEN SSTI// I CANT ASSSSUME THEY KEPT THEIR SSENSSESS SHARP SSINCE YOU MANAGED TO CU// THEM DESSPITE YOUR OWN ADMISSSSION OF YOUR /ACKING SSTRENGTH >8/
My fucking blade you idiotic nincompoop!!! My fucking AWESOME ASS KNIFE!!!!! THAT I AM VERY SKILLED WITH!!!!!! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO DENSE
A KNIFE WI// DO NOTHING IF I A/READY KNOW TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT >8/ EVEN MY C/AWSS ARE MORE CONCEA/ED YHAN ANY SSIMP/E KNIFE COU/D BE >8{
It's not about the concealmnent it's about the-! Ugh. Forget it. There's no point arguing with you. I have culled dozens of romantic partners in the past, so clearly it works out very well for me. Many of your blood caste, too! Heheh. Pathetic idiot...
I WOU/D CONSSIDER CU//ING YOUR PARTNERSS TO BE A FAI/URE BUT I SSUPPOSSE THATSS ON/Y SSOMETHING A SSANE TRO// WOU/D SSAY ISSNT IT >8?
Just a reminder for all that tomorrow is #SlashingSaturday! To celebrate, don't forget to brandish whatever kind of weapon you proudfully own that can slash, stab, pierce, or any honorable method of inflicting harm onto others! Maybe get out some training target and give them a couple well-deserved slashes too. After all, you don't want to be losing your touch with the artistry of the blade, hm? Heheheh...
As the founder of #SlashingSaturday, I hereby claim an alliance with the members of #FirearmFriday via the one and only bayonet. Enjoy your day while it lasts. Tomorrow, we slash and stab. Haahaahaa...
[|87 :: 1 w;ll spend my rounds today and f;x bayonets for the cont;nued bl00dshed tomorrow! Such elegance, ;t’s as ;f ;t was made to be.
Oh, absolutely! After all, claws are made for slashing, yes? Haahaahaa!
#FirearmFriday? Bah! Such malarkey. Who's looking forward to #SlashingSaturday tomorrow, instead!!! My freshly invented tag. Hahahah.
[|87 :: Cred;t to team ;s lack;ng. Regardless 1 do l00k forward to honor;n bladed ;nstruments. Now the real quest;on ;s do we ;nclude stabb;n weapons such as spears and tr;dents?
Oh, this would be a welcome reminder to maintain and practice with my swords. Thank you.
Honestly? Yeah. Why not! The pride in #SlashingSaturday is the pride one takes in culling one's target face-to-face with a weapon of the slashing or stabbing variety. Unlike the inferior #FirearmFriday! Erm. I will stop bad-mouthing it now. We can make a compromise on this, for the sake of your contributions to my celebratory day.
Haahaa, most welcomed! I am so glad to contribute to the use of blades in this site. Clearly, something good can come from here after all!
[|87 :: 1ndeed, as 1 feel we are forgett;n the beaut;ful un;on of our two preferred methods. The bayonet! 1t allows you to both stab AND sh00t. Perhaps th;s could also be used as a br;dge between the two days.
Hm. ...Hmm. ... Yeah, I can make a compromise with the bayonet.
[|87 :: Glad we can come to an agreement. Though an honorable ment;on also goes to the axe shotgun of the black power days. A weapon des;gned for close quarters and requ;res much sk;ll to effect;vely use.
#FirearmFriday? Bah! Such nonsense. Guns are weapons for trolls who aren't powerful enough to get up close and dirty with their cull work! Call me up when we have a blade celebration day. Preferably, of the humble Knife variety. Heheheh...
[|87 :: You seem to forget that 1 am st;ll qu;te g00d w;th a scalpel. My jest;n as;de, there ;s noth;n stopp;n you from creat;n your own day of celebrat;on for bladed ;nstruments. 1 qu;te l;ke the ;dea desp;te my love for th;ngs that go b00m!
i just think theyre neat. :) maybe if you watched a few gun maintenance videos youd get it.
I'm more of a sword guy but valid. We heed a blade day.
Hmm... Founder of a Knife celebration day... Very well! Your words are welcome, even if your opinions are clearly quite inferior. I shall keep this in mind... ...I cannot think of any catchy alliterative title unlike #FirearmFriday for Knives, though. Screw whoever came up with the day-month naming system!!!
[|87 :: Some trolls fa;l to see the beauty of fly;n v;scera cred;ted by a po;nt blank shotgun blast. But to each the;r own!
[|87 :: 1t ;s not ;nfer;or as you clearly do not see the grace of spray;n body parts w;th project;les. However w;th our shared apprec;at;on of blades 1 do feel we can comprom;se. How does slash;ngsaturday sound?
Hm. Fine. Maybe you're right. There is an allure to the mechanics of a weapon of such explicit destruction. But it's become so commonplace, any Joe Schmoe can walk into a store and just buy one!!! Culling is an art that only the brave should be privy to. Firearm culture simply murdered this notion. And I do not forgive firearms for that!!!
... I am taking full credit for #SlashingSaturday. It is mine now. Thank you and goodbye.
>>| your words. this week .i blasted .off .a clown with .a rifle.
Fourth night on this damn site and I have already gotten an attempted ambush by some massive fucking bear. Luckily, it really wasn't trying to get to me. He was just curiously sniffing around this cabin, is all. I really need some kind of escape plan. Today, I will focus my efforts on how to get the fuck out of the woods and get somewhere else more... appropriate, as a hiding spot.
Hi. There's definitely a bear outside my cabin. He's been scratching at the weak wooden walls. Making them creak with its weight. I fear the structural integrity of this thing will not hold. It likely smells my scent or something. Hoping it becomes uninterested before the sun comes up. So much for my Fourth Night in this site. Fucking hell.
i hope you are prepared to ffight a bbear, iff itss sstill ththere it iss unlikely to losse interesst at ththiss point. ffight bbig and ffight loud
It seems more curious than hostile. Its movements are slow. I will keep low. With my dull ass knife in hand. I really need some kind of escape plan or something.
i wissh you bbesst off luck ththen, ththat iss no ssmall ththing to deal withth
Hi. There is something outside the cabin I'm hiding in. Something big. It is growling as I type this. The footsteps sound heavy. It's circling the cabin. I will stay low.
Shut up. This is serious. I think it's a bear. Will report back soon.
...What the hell am I seeing on feed?!
youre seein somethin alright
Hm. Well. Maybe not. Realistically speaking. I was simply shocked, you see! Lots of people spouting bullshit on this site, and seeing two identical ass posts back to back on the dashboard really threw me off, especially with the NSFW nature of the chitts. ...But, I do not disagree with the message. And I do apologize if I made it seem that way.
Oh, yeah. I should give an update regarding my current status for those who actually have a brain to care about yours truly. Well, this is my third day on this site, and last night the creatures of the woods were a lot more... agitated, than usual. They kept clawing at the dingy cabin I have been in and howling and growling. It was, frankly, a little scary. Yet they were no match for my sheer intellect!! For I stood quietly inside. And hid from them until they lost interest. Haahaa, Willly Affton shall forever prevail over nature and everything that stands in his way!!
Okay. What is it about. Why is it Five Nights at Freddy's. Do they paint me in an awesome fucking light.
𓄀 sʊre whatever pardner. mhm, fʊn ⌖ʊt there, im an ⌖ʊtlaw after all and all that. aw y⌖ʊ aint wanna talk t⌖ lil ⌖l' me? aint even g⌖nna sh⌖w me s⌖me ⌖f lil r⌖b⌖ts? 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Listen. My build... Is not the strongest. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. The great Willly Affton, he is not of the best physical aptitudes?! Unfortunately, it is true. I am but a goldblood after all. (Fucking unfortunately...) Nonetheless, I have dealth with some beasts appropriately in the past nights! Slashing my way away through one's flesh, it was quite the thrill! Even if it left me a little wounded. And, most lamentable of all, left my knife noticeably duller... So. The strategic option now. Is simply to wait. I know for a fact all the legislacerators looking for me will fuck me up really bad if they see me, anyways.
... ...Well I am an outlaw myself too. Or better put, I've got many legislacerators hot on my metaphorical tail. But if you are interested in my robotics..! You can always use that internet connection you seem to have to good use and look up Fazbear Robotics and figure out some of my tech. Very advanced, let me tell you! Heheheh...
ASS MUCH ASS I AM TEMPTED TO QUESSTION WHY /EGISS/ACERATORSS WOU/D BE AFTER YOU I WI// SSAY THAT I RESSPECT YOUR ABI/ITY TO CU// WHEN IT COUNTSS >83
𓄀 i see, i aint g⌖t n⌖t bʊsiness ⌖n this website, bʊt ʊnanswered cʊri⌖sity m⌖re likely t' be the death ⌖f me. i'll be d⌖ing that later then, im the back ⌖f a h⌖⌖fbeast aint d⌖ g⌖⌖d f⌖r l⌖ckin int⌖ g⌖regle searchin. i'll get back t⌖ ya ⌖n it Willly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Heheheh... You love to hear someone turning around and actually caring for great things. ...By the by. If you hear something about a Missing Children's Incident with 5 highblood children violently culled in the dead of night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor. Just know that whoever did such awful, terrible deeds. Did an absolutely amazing job leaving the crime scene as a piece of artistic genius. Heheheh. Oh also my springlock suits are a lot cooler than the media make them out to sound, trust me.
You play as a lowblood nightguard and you try not to die as the robots are haunted by the dead children. It's five nights as you work five nights of the week.
... There were five dead highbloods. There's only three animatronics in the cast of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor (Not counting that fuckass red beast I put out of order). What the fuck kind of stories are they coming up over there.
𓄀 sʊre. ʊhʊh, i'll keep that in mind then i'll l⌖⌖k int⌖ that later t⌖⌖ then i gʊess. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I keep seeing people talking about Alternia being flat. This is obviously not the fucking case!! We all know that Eratos Thenes was able to prove the circumference of Alternia via cold hard imperial mathematical proof back in fucking cavetroll times!! Not to mention the amount of imperial ships that leave Alternia every day and can clearly spot the fact Alternia is NOT flat... Truly disgusting misinformation being spread around nowadays!
_ Honestly I cannot fatHom wHy anyone would tHink sometHinG so ludicrous. We did not evolve tHis far just for some iGnoramus to insist on sucH fantasies.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING!!! Absolutely ridiculous things on my feed I've been seeing, let me tell you.
_ OH don't I know it. THe trends alone are notHinG sHort of asinine.