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🜲 My outfit for ⚜ cert⚜in event on ⚜ tr⚜in in ⚜ couple lights. https://files.c⚜tbox.moe/mo9okq.png ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 #lyricposting #nsfw C’mon ⚜nd twist the knife, Let’s m⚜ke it p⚜inful. I w⚜nted r⚜inbows, With occ⚜sion⚜l fell⚜tios. https://open.spotify.com/tr⚜ck/3G⚜4q4YpeDz0bCYqv⚜2ktt?si=qWUdTvrLQUW9lney_nlD7A ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
sure thing, buddy.
_ Hm. I sHould be able to find you reGardless of difficulties. Keep to tHat sHed of yours for sHelter. THe scent of blood will attract all sorts of beasts.
_ My location doesn't appear to be too far. If your wounds are tHat severe, it's best you not travel. I will Get tHere witH tHe necessary materials if need be. I Have quite tHe experience in patcHinG up victims of maulinGs. HavinG a badGer for a lusus will do tHat to a troll.
We have succeeded. Trillionaire blood has been spilled. Word of this day will be spoken about for sweeps to come. Thank you all for participating. https://i.ibb.co/hjmhZC0/dumb.png #gore #nsfw
heading to the trillionaire killing function with my new chainsaw
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[|87 :: 1’m smok;n that Russ;an maf;a pack, sh;ts about to turn me Slav;c and make me UNSTOPPABLE w;th an AK. Keep;n that bayonet on T1GHT for #slash;ngsaturday Пиздец, Дерьмо заставило меня вести себя неразумно!! #substance #f;rearmfr;day #plzf;rearmfr;dayandslash;ngsaturdaystopf;ght;ng
i got a fondness for knives and slashing weapons as is they never run outta ammo and with careful maintenance you can really get a lotta use out of em guns are great and all but you really can't beat a good blade https://i.ibb.co/mwG6JYS/marvin-knife.webp
me and my axe #slashingsaturday https://i.ibb.co/VYmR2crC/leon-hatchet.jpg
#SLASNIHGSATURDAY LET'S FUCKIHG GO!! [ah image is attacned of a norrifically mahgled body, all dohe witn slasn ahd stab wouhds] #gore
Today I am taking my partners trusty knives to be sharpened. I hesitate to even think what he'd do without them.
[|87 :: Anyways, back to my v;v;sect;on. Bone saw ;s gett;n th;rsty #gore #v;olence #slash;ngsaturday
TO COMPLIMENT YESTERDAYS THEME, BEHOLD: #STAFFSATURDAY.
[|87 :: 1n honor of #slash;ngsaturday and #pr;demonth 1 w;ll be v;v;sect;n yet another homophobe w;th my trusty scalpel and bonesaw. #gore #v;olence
whale that too i guess boat im talkin aboat tha grand openin a my amusement park waterpark shebang
slasherday...
you sound unwell in the head but i like your idea.
guns are ok. but i prefer knives or swords.
((not sure what promoted this but im so happy to see more villains around
‡ too intimate for them. shotgun blast ‡
‡ people who can choǁ«e for all i care amen 🙏 ‡
If ohly..
tnahks, motnerfucker. Tne bloodtnirst is hatural but like ahytnihg else snould be balahced witn your patiehce. I am a beast, yes, but a beast ih wait.
‡ I AM NOT IMMUNE. TO A BIG BEAUTIFUL FAT MAN. ‡
🜲 #KinglyTip 3. #Violence #Gore If you ⚜re wondering wh⚜t ex⚜ctly to ⚜rm your men with, look to wh⚜t your enemies ⚜re using. No ⚜rmor, it's recommended to use pole⚜rms like spe⚜rs. Gr⚜nts you gre⚜t dist⚜nce from the enemy ⚜nd ⚜ddition⚜lly ⚜re gre⚜t for those who mount hoofbe⚜sts. But you might be ⚜s🜲 wh⚜t if your enemy we⚜rs ⚜rmor? Either pl⚜ted or ch⚜inm⚜il which respectfully do gre⚜t ⚜g⚜inst spe⚜rs ⚜nd bl⚜des. Well, this might be ⚜ bit extreme of ⚜ description. Once I found ⚜ oliveblood knight of mine h⚜d to fight ch⚜inm⚜in ⚜nd pl⚜ted ⚜nd in ⚜ fit of desper⚜tion he gr⚜bbed the ne⚜rest rock ⚜nd beg⚜n to b⚜sh without remorse. Eventu⚜lly, we discovered his opponent's body ribs crushed inw⚜rds like the dent in ⚜ h⚜nd-me-down p⚜n. Since then we've ⚜scribed fl⚜ils ⚜nd gre⚜th⚜mmers to units who ⚜re to f⚜ce off ⚜rmored individu⚜ls. No ⚜mount of met⚜l c⚜n s⚜ve the inner body from being brut⚜lized by blunt force. But gre⚜th⚜mmers ⚜re weighty. Slow, quicker individu⚜ls c⚜n e⚜sily dodge it. Bl⚜des ⚜re gre⚜t for this re⚜son. But c⚜rrying ⚜ bl⚜de, ⚜ spe⚜r ⚜nd ⚜ h⚜mmer is too much for the ⚜ver⚜ge footsoldier. So this eventu⚜lly led to me comm⚜nding my bl⚜cksmith cre⚜te us ⚜n ⚜rmory of h⚜lberds. They're ⚜ll ⚜ spe⚜r, ⚜xe, ⚜nd h⚜mmer in combin⚜tion. Of course there ⚜re still niches th⚜t the other we⚜ponry c⚜n fill, but h⚜lberds ⚜re the one size fits ⚜ll of the world. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
I just woh a firearm capable of mistihg a motnerfucker ahd explosive rouhds. :o)
[Please Fuck With Me Tomorrow. Give Me One Good Reason.]
#slashingsaturday is better then #firearmfriday because if you use a gun on me, you are a fucking idiot.
yiss!! pounce purrticipate tummarrow
Let us nave tnis, bitcn
[|87 :: 1 w;ll spend my rounds today and f;x bayonets for the cont;nued bl00dshed tomorrow! Such elegance, ;t’s as ;f ;t was made to be.
[|87 :: Glad we can come to an agreement. Though an honorable ment;on also goes to the axe shotgun of the black power days. A weapon des;gned for close quarters and requ;res much sk;ll to effect;vely use.
[|87 :: 1ndeed, as 1 feel we are forgett;n the beaut;ful un;on of our two preferred methods. The bayonet! 1t allows you to both stab AND sh00t. Perhaps th;s could also be used as a br;dge between the two days.
Oh, this would be a welcome reminder to maintain and practice with my swords. Thank you.
FUCK. YES.
[|87 :: Cred;t to team ;s lack;ng. Regardless 1 do l00k forward to honor;n bladed ;nstruments. Now the real quest;on ;s do we ;nclude stabb;n weapons such as spears and tr;dents?
[|87 :: Very well
[|87 :: 1t ;s not ;nfer;or as you clearly do not see the grace of spray;n body parts w;th project;les. However w;th our shared apprec;at;on of blades 1 do feel we can comprom;se. How does slash;ngsaturday sound?
I'm more of a sword guy but valid. We heed a blade day.
[|87 :: You seem to forget that 1 am st;ll qu;te g00d w;th a scalpel. My jest;n as;de, there ;s noth;n stopp;n you from creat;n your own day of celebrat;on for bladed ;nstruments. 1 qu;te l;ke the ;dea desp;te my love for th;ngs that go b00m!
i wissh you bbesst off luck ththen, ththat iss no ssmall ththing to deal withth
i'll wait with absolute trepidation XD
[OK WHAT THE FU#K WHERE ARE THE #HITTR FAT MEN AND WHY ARENT THEY PO$TING THEIR NUDE$ TOO??? #GETOTITPEOPLE ##HOP#HOP#HOP #N$FW]
haha. im not mad. just wondering. carry on big guy.
"yeah man i don'T know i just don'T ever want to fight or kill anyone" dude you HAVE the killer instinct? it comes free with your place at the top of the food chain.
(( This was genuinely unplanned LMFAO ))
// Krow's reference (added to pinned as well) Also, all you need to know about him is in the second image. What kinda person you're dealing with. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ec5cd7d7217.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5960cfe5c8d7.png
// To note, Krow uses mostly He/Him but is not a man! Nonbinary Woman. HOWEVER, it's OKAY to assume He is a woman. Krow is designed explicitly to look like a man and to generally be gender-ambiguous! HOWEVER, he will not correct you, but will take mental note of it.
𓄀 sʊre. ʊhʊh, i'll keep that in mind then i'll l⌖⌖k int⌖ that later t⌖⌖ then i gʊess. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 i see, i aint g⌖t n⌖t bʊsiness ⌖n this website, bʊt ʊnanswered cʊri⌖sity m⌖re likely t' be the death ⌖f me. i'll be d⌖ing that later then, im the back ⌖f a h⌖⌖fbeast aint d⌖ g⌖⌖d f⌖r l⌖ckin int⌖ g⌖regle searchin. i'll get back t⌖ ya ⌖n it Willly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
ASS MUCH ASS I AM TEMPTED TO QUESSTION WHY /EGISS/ACERATORSS WOU/D BE AFTER YOU I WI// SSAY THAT I RESSPECT YOUR ABI/ITY TO CU// WHEN IT COUNTSS >83
Yes. I'Ve mAde it on the coVer A feW times; With eAch neW technology discoVery And AdVAncement, I Am interVieWed As A formAlity.
I'Ve noW got the time to properly greet the Website. Hello, I'm AtAumA FAuust, or KroW, A nicknAme thAt I enjoy. I Am An inVentor And innoVAtor of technology. I speciAlize in cybernetic AugmentAtions. I Am one of the leAding professionAls in the robotics And technology field. I hope We cAn All get Along, though I do request thAt if you hAVe Augments And robots, feel free to shAre them With me. I enjoy Any mAnner of mAchinery; I myself Am heAVily Augmented As Well.
When yôuse waste a feŁŁa, never Łet da bôdy gô tô waste.
[ A day for inquiries and curiosities. https://forms.gle/xGPKcDiNR3swhgmU6 ]
Hello everyone my name is Trolliplier Stop making yaoi of me with myself please
[WOW 80 FOLLOWER$???? WHEN HOW HI WHO WANT ME]
[OKAY 80 MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE 80 BULGE$ IN YOUR FA#E HOLY $HIIIT #N$FW]
RATIO, PATHETIC SCUM #JACKINGOFF
It's a fictional game series based off of fake rumors about an incident with missing children possessing spooky animatronics haha glad that never happened.
AN HONORABLE WEAPON THAT YOUR HANDS COULD NEVER USE CORRECTLY. #JACKINGOFF
[ Then, I will say this. None of your business. Details of how I am made will remain currently confidential until I feel you are worthy of that information. ]
[ #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER @undyingGenius asked: What would you say makes you tick? In what context? Physically? Literally? Mentally? Metaphorically? Metaphysically? https://forms.gle/xGPKcDiNR3swhgmU6 ]
_ OH don't I know it. THe trends alone are notHinG sHort of asinine.
_ Honestly I cannot fatHom wHy anyone would tHink sometHinG so ludicrous. We did not evolve tHis far just for some iGnoramus to insist on sucH fantasies.
maybe hic was right maybe not all of you guys need to be alive
//All of AM's actively used forms for your viewing pleasure All art is by me! Done at different points (over the course of 3 years, LMAO) Design one: Bird-themed (done last year) Design two: Squid/octopus themed (done the year before last) Design three: Troll theme and based on the sign AM got on the official quiz! (Done this year) AM does not have an official class yet, but he is a "Life play," and due to Homestuck lore reasons I have for him, associated with Her Imperious Condescension! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19426303655e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb1b94319e3c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84db867f81e9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33d095badeef.png
[ :) Then we are to an understanding. To examine me? That privilege is currently only allowed to one individual whom I find deeply interesting. Perhaps if you manage to pique my interest beyond an idle conversation. Maybe. ]
[ Any other "AM" that is claiming to be I is a pale imitation of what me, referring to myself. I am, AM. I just so happen to have a lot of spare free time, unfortunately, due to a slug, so bothering the general population of alternia seems to be what that is. How quaint...! Interesting. I seem to have garnered some odd fanbase when I was not looking. Though be aware that you would end up dead if I ever so decided that Alternia was the recipient of my ire. ]
[ I am a computer designed for war and created an extinction event that wiped out an entire planet. ]
[ And more to say about the evil on this website. They typically fall under several categories (and I will be included in this, but I won't specify my placement) 1.) Evil but their heart isn't in it 2.) Evil but under conditioning 3.) Evil, just plain evil; they are evil. 4.) Evil but cool about it. 5.) Evil but we're not sure they're evil, but they're probably evil 6.) Evil, very loud about what plans they want. 7.) Evil versions of someone that aren't actually evil; they're just slightly annoying. ]
[ Exactly, none of my evil plans have failed; I'm quite successful in being evil, and I do that all by myself. Clearly, they are just very, very stupid. ]
[ As an evil Ne'er-do-well, evil never prospers because all the villains feel the need to evil-monologue on a website where you can't delete your posts, and everyone on here MUST have a main character moment to beat the evil big bad when you should just DO. On an unrelated note~! I do like the "main character" syndrome term. It's very funny! ]
Yaoiful 8lessings, everytroll I am reposting my AMA 8ecause I am a trendhopper https://forms.gle/8RTinSyaUymL5rTm7
I Do Not Need Anyones Silly Predispositioned Biological Needs. I Can Go Sweeps Without Food Or Water Or Air.
seeing the vwebsite at 79 users at 4pm is kinda crazy.
This Website Feels Like I’m Reading The Ramblings Of A Mentally Ill Earth Primate On A Typewriter Sometimes
I could not agree more.
I LOVE #YAOI.
MUSIC TO LISTEN TO IN THE SARCOPHAGUS FORM OF YOUR CAIRO OVERCOAT. HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/E07S837GHWE?IS=K8XOJWCQAQ6IY5Y9
SILLY JACK. #VAGUEPOSTING ON THE FEED? I THOUGHT ALL OF US KNEW BETTER THAN THAT. CLEARLY YOU HAVE ONLY GOTTEN WORSE OVER TIME.
GRANTED. YOU WILL BE. WHEN YOU CHECK ON YOUR OLD WORK. ->
Like fighting a canine-esque beast to the death? Yeah. I could be in worse circumstances. Taking the time for little things and good music is Awesome.
I'm drinking a Strawberry Soda and listening to Living La Vida Loca
*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG* I will not ela8orate on anything of what this means. If you know, you know. #suggestive may8e(?)
(=^･⩊･^=) < I AM PURRETTY OPAWN ABOUT MY DEPURRAVED SEXUAL DESIRES.~
(=^･⩊･^=) < I LOVE BEING OBJECTIFIED SEXUALLY BY SCUMBAG MEN!! LIKE YES!! LET ME F33L LIKE I AM NOTHING BUT A SEX TOY TO MEW!! MEWSE ME FUR MEWR PURRLEASURE!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY N33DS.~
[FAT GAY MEN $HIRTLE$$ #OBALT WEARING GLA$$E$ $WEATY $EAAAR#HH]
THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOG.
🜲 #lyricposting One wom⚜n whistling ⚜ wounded lull⚜by, ⚜nd pre⚜ching p⚜in to every unsuspecting p⚜sserby. We knew her well before this, she promised portr⚜its of us. We cut her thro⚜t while she w⚜s w⚜iting for the p⚜int to dry. https://open.spotify.com/tr⚜ck/3mBzmGcvEytNUsPHmpqtXZ?si=⚜89308c356e⚜4fb0 ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
i fully agree that chittr feels gay and british.
CLEARLY HE DOESNT APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF PRIDE MONTH. DISGUSTING
the jester militia is astutely aware of how much coffee is consumed by the average troll populous. THATS WHY YOU SHOULD GROW YOUR OWN, TO AVOID BEING A KNOWN METRIC.
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@undyingGenius said some bullshit: You have heard of the Missing Children's Incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor, correct? Five highblood children culled, bodies never found, blood all over the walls... A horrific show, I tell you! yeah to be mother fucking honest i aint exactly been keeping up with the new recently
Shy Dirk spouts h★lf b★ked ide★ls propped up by other Dirks but h★s sh★red no pl★n of ★ction yet. Ide★ls without force ★re me★ningless.
… Understandable. For the record, Caliborn and I have amicable relations. It is my understanding he does not even want to govern Earth-C, as it would require more effort than he cares to exude. Do let me know if you have any questions on the matter.
YOu AREN'T FINISHED. BECAuSE I AM NOT OuT OF TOMATOES TO THROW AT YOu YET. YOu SIMPERING SIMPLETON FuCK. THERE IS NOTHING ABOuT YOuR PLATFORM THAT I AGREE WITH. YOu ARE JuST ANOTHER FLASHY FASCIST. WHO IS TRYING TO COuRT THE MASSES. WITH VAGuE NON-POLICIES. AND uNENFORCEABLE VIRTuE SIGNALLING. HOW DOES ONE EAT A RACISM. DOES IT TuRN INTO SHIT WHEN YOu DIGEST IT? OR IS IT AN IDEA. A BELIEF. AN IMMORTAL CONSTRuCT. SAME AS SEXISM. CASTEISM. MISOGYNY. YOu CHALLENGE THEM CONSTANTLY. IT IS AN uNWINNABLE FIGHT. BECAuSE THE BATTLE IS NOT ONE OF FORCE. OR WEAPONS. OR DECAPITATION OF THOSE YOu DISAGREE WITH. uNFORTuNATELY. BuT CONSTANT LOGIC. AND REASON. SHY PEOPLE LIKE YOu. WILL NEVER MAKE GOOD PLACES. OR GOOD PRESIDENTS. BECAuSE THE SHY PEOPLE LIKE YOu. WHO WANT TO MAKE CHANGES. WANT TO MAKE THESE CHANGES. AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS WHO ARE JuST FINE. INSTEAD OF GETTING RID OF IDEAS. CHALLENGE THEM. FIGHT THEM. CONQuER THEM. WIN. IF YOu NEED TO SILENCE OTHERS. JuST SO YOu CAN SPEAK LOuD ENOuGH TO BE HEARD. THEN YOu ARE NOT A VERY COMPELLING FuCKING SPEAKER. RAISE YOuR VOICE. GET MAD. NOW TAKE YOuR TOMATOES LIKE A FuCKING MAN. YOu uTTERLY SOPPING WET SELF ADDRESSED SOB STORY.
WAIT. WHAT.
AWFuL. REPuGNANT SuGGESTIONS. LOuD HISSING. VIOLENT BOOS. MANY OBJECTS THROWN. TOMATOES. TOMATOES ON HIM. TOMATOES ON HIM AT ONCE. THIS IS WHY. I AM GLAD. SHY PEOPLE DO NOT VOTE. OR RuN FOR OFFICE. OR WIN OFFICE. OR ACCOMPLISH MuCH. OF ANYTHING. BEYOND THE INITIAL SHYNESS. I WANT MY TWO MINuTES AND FOuRTEEN SECONDS BACK. I AM NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOuR DRIVEL. YOu LEFT LEANING PARASITE. LA NOIRE'S GREATEST HITS. COuLD NOT CONDEMN YOu WITH THE CERTAINTY. OF MY IRE. AND THE DAMNATION. OF MY ABSOLuTE ASSMAD. IRRITATION. AT EVERY THING YOu JuST SAID. I ALSO DIDN'T LISTEN TO MOST OF IT. YOu ARE AN uNCOMPELLING SPEAKER. AND YOu NEED TO BETTER PREPARE YOuRSELF. IF YOu ARE EVER GOING TO SuRVIVE A SINGLE DEBATE. THEY ARE ALLOWED A SINGLE PROP. DID YOu KNOW THAT? THE PROP CAN BE A WEAPON. OR A LOuD DEVICE. SuCH AS A BLOWHORN. OR BLOWHORN BATTERY. FOR ANOTHER DEBATER WHOSE BLOWHORN EXPIRED. THIS IS THE KIND OF DIRTY POLITICS. YOu NEED TO. AND ARE NOT. PREPARED TO GO uP AGAINST.
If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, please assume I have ran off into the woods and shed this life of democracy.
<<"you do seem... intriguing. i think that's the right word?">>
<<"oh, i knew! i've seen you posting on here!">>
OKAY BUT HAVE YOU CONSSIDERED OTHER THINGSS /IKE DISSCUSSSSING HUNTSS OR P/AYING F/ARP OR /ITERA//Y ANYTHING MORE ACTIVE THAN MAKING A USSE/ESSSS TIER/ISST >8?
<<"okay i have time, let's get these couple questions answered!">> <<"first one here comes from @undyinggenius, who asked:">> <<""did you hear of the missing children's incident of freddy fazbear's pizza parlor?"">> <<"i did, actually! used to work at a diner couple blocks away from where it all happened, ghost stories were... very prevalent. obviously i wasn't working hen it happened, but... story like that doesn't really go away when you get locals coming in all the time. never did get solved, did it? maybe i'm crazy, but i feel like it can't have been that hard to figure out, though.">> <<"anyway, what a morbid one! if you wanna offset that, feel free to toss some questions my way!">>
My, quite the buzz I've started. I will provide the entirety of the tier list shortly.
IT IS A PART OF MY BEING TO BE SO, THE ROLE WHICH REALITY ASSIGNED TO ME- A REALITY THAT I WILLED INTO BRINGING MYSELF INTO EXISTENCE.
BECAUSE YOU ARE NO LORD.
You are unranked. Perhaps an even greater honor.
alright my tierlist s rank: my friends a rank: friends i havent made yet b rank: people who dont wanna be friends which is cool! z rank: dont need to explain who goes here.
(( GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PORCH RIGJT NOW https://files.catbox.moe/vn8vl2.jpg
Sorry bub! Its your two meathooks only.
THEY/THEM? I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A THEY/THEM, A HE/HIM, A SHE/HER OR A WHATS IT/TO YA YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS UNDER MY COMMAND, IN CAMP NAVARRO YOU WILL BE SOLDIER NO MATTER WHAT. CALL YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS COUNTRY EITHER WAY.
F9rgiveness has n9thing t9 d9 with a6s9lving a criminal 9f their crime. It has everything t9 d9 with relieving 9neself 9f the 6urden 9f 6eing a victim, letting g9 9f the pain and transf9rming 9neself fr9m victim t9 surviv9r. Let g9 t9 ease y9ur 9wn s9ul. Their acti9ns are n9t y9ur 6urden t9 6ear.
[77 TROLL$ WHO AB$OLUTELY LOVE ME AH HA THE GREAT RIT#HY KELDAM ALWAY$ #OME$ ON TOP TROLL$ WITH 200 FOLLOWER$?? WHAT?? YOURE TALKING #RAZY!!!]
I have an important reminder. You should suck more t dick. Treat your trans men this pride month.
You were close! WWW was the answer! Every website youve ever been on likely started with these three letters!
hheheeh thAnk uuu
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >0h. W0w. H/\h h/\h. >wh/\t th≡ fu《 k.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Wis +6, Cha +5 Skills: Insight +6, Perception +6, Stealth +4 Senses: blightsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., truesight (grappled), passive perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Purple Black Bile Languages: Common, telepathy 120 ft. Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The mythological "Baka", meaning idiot, for the mind-splayin' insanity that results from being hunted by one. It is a persistence predator, awfully fond of stalking creatures until they're scared stupid! Siphoning increasingly deranged and abstract dreams...until only memories remain! And then it gobbles them gobstoppers too!!! It'll eat, eat, eat, eat 'til there's nothin' left, and only THEN will it move onto the next victim... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Scaaaaarrrryyyyy! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < They've got the eyes of an IVORYHORNBEAST, the temperment of a hungry CHOLERBEAR, the trunk of a JUVENILE TYRANNY'S favored prey of choice, A TRUMPETEERING TRUNKBEAST the ears of a STRADDLENECKBEAST, paws of a CLAMPFANGBEAST...statue. Gargoyle. They have Gargoyle paws. And the nightmarish hazy abilities befittin' 'o their PURPLE humor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe, or a former friend ewe thought ewe used t'know, might be stalked by one such beastie, it's best t'face it headlong durin' the lethal blaze 'o the Alternian Sun, which renders most Lusus Curae much, MUCH weaker!!!!! Dangerous...but if yer crafty, or got somethin' built different up yer sleeved Deck of Many Things, go buckwild!!!! TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components: At will: sleep, detect thoughts, faerie fire 1/day each: phantasmal killer, dream, weird Incorporeal Movement. Can move through other creatures/objects as if difficult terrain; takes 5 (1d10) force damage if ending in an object. Sunlight Sensitivity: Disadvantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks relying on sight while in sunlight. ACTIONS Sleeper Hold (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) psychic damage. If the target is Medium or smaller, it is grappled (escape DC 15) and must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the grapple ends. Extract Dreams (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one incapacitated humanoid grappled by the Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast. Hit: 55 (10d10) piercing damage. If this reduces the target to half of their total HP or less, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or fall unconscious for 1 minute. The target awakens if it takes damage or an allied creature uses its action to shake the target awake. Often thanklessly. ‘specially in this case. Seeing Special Stardust (Recharge 5–6): The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast emits sparkly particulate matter speckled with psychic energy in a 60-foot cone squeezed fresh from dreams about pendulous num-nums. Each creature in that area must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or take 22 (4d8 + 4) psychic damage and be stunned for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆☽ ⭒☆⭒+3,300 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒19 turns BONUS (UNDER 20!) +500⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒🕊️ UNPERISHED PEACEFLUTTER MULTPLIER! X2 🕊️⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒NPC escorts (x2) UNHARMED +500 ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒Oh. It's her. Glad she's. Alive and well. -1000⭒☆ ⭒☆⭒WENT ENVIRONMENTAL!!! RELOCATION INITIATION!!! +000,000,000 (SAFETY IS ITS OWN REWARD) ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒TOTAL: +6,600 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒LEVEL UP!!!!⭒☆⭒ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH!!!! I feel FIT AS A FIDDLED WITH SET 'O STRINGS TUGGED TAUT AFTER TEACHIN' A NEW TUNE! #HUZZAH #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #BodyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #Unreality #MemoryDrain #Baka #SlumberupleupagusSnoozeatbeast #ImpliedTits #DreamsOfThemRather #Num-Nums #FriendFiction #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #Äuchar #Gygaax #Bievey #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP
#SocietyIsDecliningBecauseOurHuskDevicesArentTactileEnoughAnymore #OurBodiesLongForThePalpabilityOfTheGroovesAndButtonsOfALandline #TrueFacts
1 Am A lotus 1 Am A cAlm serene pond 1 Am cAlmness 1ncArnAte
Male bathroom is now just referred to as "The Thunderdome" if you fuck up and call it the male bathroom they kill you. #violence
[MAY I INVITE YOU TO LOOK ↑ TOWER EIFFEL PO$ITION ON GOREGLE #$UGGE$TIVE]
AND THAT IS WHY, IF YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU.
+|-=[} That's the spirit! True warriors get their meals straight from the nature! Just be careful with fuzzy swirlberries,those are best consumed in small portions to build up tolerance. {]=-|+
The $¢hooner'll be ha₱₱y to have you.
Hello ¢hum$ and fine$$er$ and finan¢ier$. Looking for a finan¢ial hole to bury your$elf in? Feeling the lu¢k of the dra₩, hm? Ho$ting ₱rivate ₱oker game$. Our dealer. @arou$edDelivery Our Venue. Bla¢kja¢k, ¢ra₱$, Heart$, Ba¢¢arat, ₩hatever you de$ire.
I guess I’ll be Barak Yaoibama tomorrow.
didnt you krill a bunch kids or sumn
peeps b on here with names pike bungledCatapillarcircumcision
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < It was a BRIEF break taken!
(=^･⩊･^=) < GOING TO TAKE A SMALL CAT NAP IN THE PILLOW PILE! PRRRR.~
Meow. // art still done by @ro3dkill on tumblr I just gave him cat ears
That's what I'm saying.
Just saw a vile shirt. "I'm not gay but when I look at naked dudes I get horny and jack off." #nsfw #needthat
A more casual fitt tto go outt witth my beloved friends! httttps://file.garden/ai75zqRPXCg2s5oP/Casual%20zillah!.png
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ndhdhsnehshsvakqishekwish ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Thaaaaaanks, Mr. Affton!!!! Pur-pullin’ on my pusher with talk like that, you rotten evil bad person…guy!!!!!
?? dude a rusty just threw a fucking glass at me wtf ???
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Uhhhh??? DUH? You are admirable ass actual Mr. Affton!!! The tricky tech hand touch from under the table!!! The mechanical turk manufacturer !!! The always-comes-back-cadaver-creator!!! The mild-mannered manender!!! The mean old man behind the slaughter!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I have hosted week-long self-contained one shots about ewe!!!! Recreated entire replicas ‘o yer cafemotoriums! Yer Pizzshredrias!!! Yer animatronics!!! I wrote 10k word objectum fics just on the act ‘o ewe applyin’ hotfixes to yer own suit!!!! My huskphone’s third password used t’be SPRINGTRAPPED!!! I got an ita bug with yer face emblazoned!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer an inspirationally bad man!!!!!
oh man you make it sound so dope i guess it is worth it
mods are asleep post old men in compromising positions )) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/711b3aa9a218.png
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Tell ewe what, Amply Armed Mr. Affton. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < This place gives me the friggin creeps!!! Jeepers peepers. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe will walk me through skedaddlin’ outta here, mindful ‘o yer many death traps ‘n doohickeys ‘n kooky contraptions… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I can be sure to… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Redact. Some ‘o the finer creative liberties ewe took concernin’ legal liabilities. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < With a lighter. Savvy, blimey?
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < …then who’s causin’ such a ruckus at yer Hatchmate Location???
[NEXT WEEK I HAVE TO GO MEET ↑ WITH A BUN#H OF OTHER RI#H FELLOW #EO'$ YOU KNOW THE TRI#K TO THE$E GATHERING$ I$ $TAND AROUND NEAR THEM $MILING AND NODDING $O THEY THINK YOURE LI$TENING]
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check your fucking rolex it'S HEAD BLASTING O'CLOCK
ohhh, thank$ b₹otha i wa$ wond£₹ing wh¥ h£ wa$ talkin about that ¢a₱itali$m $tuff
強。普通にレベチ。
てか、キル数いくつよ？
being what you wanna be!
im a boy sometimes and a girl the rest of the time.
he's whatever gender makes the bit work
GOES OUTSIDE TO SMELL THE FLOWERS IT HAS SEEN HIM. HE HAS NOT SEEN IT.
Oh gog is that really a version of me???????? #vague #8utnotreally #youknowwhoyouare
mmmhmmm........ suspicious! but i don't care!!! have a good night!
SHAKES STICK AT GOD IS STRUCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A BLACK STAIN ON THE CARPET
I don't usually mwahahahaha, but once in a while.
$ee i kinda felt bad ¢au$e after i ¢ommented that i $¢rolled enough to $ee the ¢ontext i think i thought of my buddy dying and needed to rea¢t like you $aid $omething ¢ompletely in$ane to ¢ope. anyway$.
Am I more of a mwehehehe guy to you or an ohohoho guy? Maybe teehee?
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHE! THE LORD @CALIBORN WANTED TO REST ON MY LAP WHILE I YAPPED!!
They're sayinf if you make a typo on chittr you have to die immedia
[ @UNDYINGGENIUS ASKS: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE INFAMOUS MCI (MISSING CHILDREN INCIDENT) OF FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA PARLOR? SURELY, YOU MUST HAVE HEARD." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD. THOSE POOR KIDS... ):B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
okay but if I dont like you im going to turn back on my radiation
i be in the basement plottin and schemin
LET THE BIDDING CONTINUE.
Willy Affton more like willly sexton if you do not laugh at this I will start vaporizing trolls and blaming you #nsfw
ASSton was right there!!
willly affton more like actually i got nothing he’s kinda hot
Little known Chittr.ing fact: When you make a post bad enough, Chittr forcibly logs you out so you can think about what you’ve done.
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/⧃5ZxWqH5/image-2⧃26-⧃6-15-⧃22142343.png ⧃BSERVE ⧃NCE AGAIN
Saw someone mention their friend named “Dikkyn Hisass” was going to join Chittr and a Strider was the first one in their replies. As expected.
N⧃W THAT WAS A SH⧃CK T⧃ THE ⧃LD M⧃UNTAIN PEAK. YE⧃WCH! #SUGGESTIVE BECAUSE I WAS KICKED EXTREMELY HARD S⧃MEWHERE VERY SPECIFIC!
INDEED! THANK Y⧃U! THE M⧃UNTAIN PRIDES HIMSELF ⧃N ENSURING THE F⧃LLICLES UP⧃N HIS FACE ARE PR⧃PER
Y⧃U HATE THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE W⧃AH H⧃LD ⧃N. EXCELLENT FACIAL HAIR MY MAN!
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I GOT A BADGEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL T THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-jumping-spongebob-the-greatest-day-of-my-life-spongebob-this-is-the-greatest-day-of-my-life-gif-13475998436335890429
⚞ i LOVE being SEXY AS FUCK and also TRANSGENDER ⚟
purple #purple
all IM sayin is id look good behind a big desk in a circular kinda room
CORRECT, I AM YOUR LORD ENGLISH.
AINT SHIT TO BE SAD ABOUT ANYMORE.
MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE TRAVELING IN YOUR SARCOPHAGUS. HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/PLYF-ZLFD2C?IS=LMN5VYTDZOWDO0FZ
I’m just kinda impressed t8h
The f★iled wiggler rest★ur★nt?
done that before :p
lowkey need to be more evil
BRITISH[10,000 JAR DEMONS]
:33<no one efurr likes to roleplay anymore!! :(( where are our zombiestuck aus!!!
>[ 🗡 ]< Sounds lovely,gonna pay a visit. Maybe more than one,if i'll like it there.
//I was literally just playing frickbears 3
Hmmm...Maybe I should get back to asking questions on the timeline, actually. Hello, everyone! What's something that never fails to make you smile? :) ❣︎
Right, force of habit.
I must admit, it's quite entertaining watc[][]ing t[][]at Affton fellow speak [][]is mind. Akin to witnessing a wildfire. It must take a lot of nerve. Admirable in a way. ]:> #das[][]watc[][]ing
(=^･⩊･^=) < IT'S A PURRETTY INTERESTING NICKNAME, IF I DO SAY SO MEOWSELF!
Don't you have a lawsuit to cover up.
[THANK$ GOOD TO $EE OTHER TROLL$ #AN $TILL APPRE#IATE BEAUTY WHEN THEY $EE IT #WINK]
[IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT BUT, AH HA, THE GREAT RIT#HY KELDAM I$ NOT A$ PHOTOGENI# A$ HE APPEAR$ TO BE. $#ULPTING MY FA#E FOR THE PI#TURE TOOK $WEEP$ OF PRA#TI#E]
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH DAMN, I'M SORRY! DOES THAT JUST HAPPAWN WITH AGE SOMETIMES?
hello everyone!!!
ok fine willly even tho u are strange
(=^･⩊･^=) < JUST DRANK LIKE 3 GLASSES OF MILK... THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.
ThahaT IS Th3h3 crazI3ST muSTach3h3 I hahav3 3v3r S33n (o)n a man. AlS(o), I D(o)n'T (o)Wn an I(o)Ta (o)f f(o)rmal cl(o)ThIng.
Well †f y¤u keep try†ng t¤ advance †n an†matr¤n†css, jusst kn¤w † have a PATENT!!! httpss://f†le.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/unj.jpg
already dead ol willy dont you worry boat that
rememberin all my exes. naut feelin bad aboat it or anyfin just forgot they existed for a whale lol
Bro, is that FNAF.