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@delightfullyDevilish
Inner hive-city baker! Come to Devilish Delights if you want a refreshing bite to eat! Open 7 days a week, catering available! Highblood clientele preferred <3
~>@pologies everybody who h@s neint been privy to ze inform@tion before! Ze b@kery is closed for prepping for three rest of ze week & weekend. Mond@y, Tuesd@y, Thursd@y, Frid@y: 7 @M to 5 PM Wednesd@y: Closed S@turd@y, Sund@y: 6-6<~
~>Guten t@g everyone! I kneinw ze b@kery is closed for ze d@y, but I would like to s@y hello! I hope everybody is enjoying @ l@zy Wednesd@y :)<~
~>Guten Morgen!!! It h@s been some time since I h@ve posted.... but I @m @lw@ys to see @ny of you stop by to mein b@kery :) We @re h@ving @ but of @ speci@lty tod@y! Mond@y Morning Mimos@s for brunch! Come stop in if you need @ bit of @ pick-me up. Hours @re posted on ze door!<~
~>Cockt@il! Bit of fine sp@rkling wine or ch@mp@ign p@ired with citrusround juice. I serve it with @ bit of chocol@te @round ze rim of ze gl@ss @nd some fresh crepes to p@ir :)<~
⚞ YEAH YEAH OKAY LITTLE MAN THAT'S REAL COOL do you got like meat on bagles or something. i'm looking to get my fuckinggggggg CARNIVORE ON. alternatively are you on the menu ⚟
~>B@gels? J@. @nd I do @lso c@ter to @ more c@rnivore diet... I im@gine you like things @ bit more on ze r@re side? I c@n to z@t.... in terms of being on ze menu? You m@y h@ve to, wh@t's ze s@ying? Butter me up first before z@t ;)<~
⚞ I WANT THAT SHIT TO BLEED. i want you to put a fucking live beast on that bagel for all i care. i don't GIVE a shit. just serve me meat on that damn plate and if it's good i will fund your bakery for the next SWEEP also this is a hit new saying that i'm making the fuck up: what kinda butter aka WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE ⚟
~>Und your wish is mein comm@nd, your Highness. Wh@t I me@nt by z@t is... simply keep smooth t@lking @nd we vill see wh@t h@ppens. My @v@il@bility is in my pinned posy @nd on ze door of ze shop. Come by @nytime~<~
⚞ alright hypothetically is your hours flexible for a royal if the answer isn't yes then i don't CARE i'll show up anyway and you better be there or i'm putting YOU on the bagel and eating THAT take that as you will ⚟
i'LL havE to SWing by! SomEthing to pEp my StEp~
~>Giten Morgen! Ze b@kery is open @nd re@dy to serve your smiling f@ces! We @re trying @ new speci@lized blend of double fudge grub-squ@res @s s@mples with every purch@se, so ple@se stop on in @nd let us kneinw wh@t you think! :)<~
~>Guten morgen! Ze b@kery is open tod@y, st@nd@rd hours. Feel free to stop by @nd enjoy something sweet :)<~
~>@pologies everybody who h@s neint been privy to ze inform@tion before! Ze b@kery is closed for prepping for three rest of ze week & weekend. Mond@y, Tuesd@y, Thursd@y, Frid@y: 7 @M to 5 PM Wednesd@y: Closed S@turd@y, Sund@y: 6-6<~
~>It's @lmost @ppro@ching neinon! just @ reminder to @ll p@trons we h@ve h@ppy hour on root beer flo@ts @nd c@fé drinks until 3 :)<~
Oh just at my lunch break! I'll have to swing by for a quick pick-me-up!
Feels so strange to hear that line directed at me for once. Thank you~
♰ you're trying to lure me in with your floats aren't you... ♰
~>Guten morgen!!! Ze b@kery is once @g@in open @nd we @re h@ving @ s@le on sweet grub-lo@f @nd j@m-filled strudel!! ple@se @s @ reminder to pick up @fter yourselves once you @re done, @s @ cle@n buisness @llows me to keep serving you smiles :)<~
~>@lso! If you feel inclined to sh@re ze mess@ge, feel free. Ze more ze merrier!<~
...do you deliver to random hivestem slums on alternia?
~>unfortun@tely we do neint deliver! but we c@n put things on reserve for you :)<~
~>th@t is ok@y! if you c@n't, spre@ding ze word is just @s helpful :)<~
~>m@y h@ve knicked myself with @ knife whilst prepping... m@de me think of her for @ few minutes. guh... #nsfw<~
♰ be careful grubby.. i'll kiss it better :) ♰
~>Hmm. Fl@sh s@le! Tod@y only if you stop in. Buy one @nd get one free on every sug@r-disk in ze counter. Mix @nd m@tch your f@vorites!!! Members of ze Clurch love ze St@rdust-Iced Delights! ;p<~
⚇ awh motherfucker, you ain't do this shit delivery? :8( ⚇
~>why would I deliver when I w@nt your presence here, lighting up my est@blishment with mirth @nd smiles?<~
⚇ awww you'd do that for lil' ol' me? ⚇ careful. motherfuckers gon' think you like me. ⚇
~>does @nyone kneinw @ good cockt@il to get rid of grub st@ins out of @ white @pron? @sking for @ friend....<~
♰ we've talked about this grubby... ♰
Pure white may be a trouble to get back to perfectly pristine. But I'll send a few recipes over for what I usually use!
~>mein gogg! lots of followers zis morning, d@nke! ze more you c@n help spre@d ze word ze better! @nd perh@ps better upgr@des for ze b@kery? :0 more fresh h@tching-month bre@d is @lw@ys good! ja?<~
♰ all deserved of course, your cakes are delicious and the server is just too cute... :) ♰
♰ you know i like making you smile and flush bakery boy :) ♰
~>H@llo! Guten morgen to everyone! I hope everyone is h@ving ein wonderful d@y! Ze C@fe is open for buisness @nd I h@ve multiple slots open for ze c@tering @nd wh@tneint! Hot grubc@kes @re out of ze oven @ny moment neinw! Come get zem whilst zey @re hot! ❤️<~
♰ follow me first grutze im your first follower :) ♰
♰ good boy, save me a grubcake and i'll come after i shower this slime off ♰