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shits been wilD lately. just haD a Drink to winD Down. i got a lot of thinkin to Do later #substance
i would say that it is because im hungry, but honestly im just fat and hankering for more. :B
i wish it was easier to produce a burger king on this land. how does one alchemize such a thing? #curious #thinking #yearning #hungry #lexihayleysburb
oh, the feeling of being a medieval king, sitting on a throne with a goblet of wine in one hand and a huge turkey leg in the other.
. ݁₊ ⊹ .ull be $eeing me $oon bby. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
⛧gonna repeat some old facts. muscles make the meat too gamey. too tough. better for roasts and stews. the dark meat will be delicious. tattoos bitter the meat. better served with a nice flavor heavy sauce. the meat is meant to compliment the sweetness or sourness of the sauce, not be its own flavor. marinate that shit. too little fat makes it hard too fry. too much fat requires a lot of trimming. lean, not too athletic, not too marked up trolls have the best marbling. perfect for a steak lightly seared and served rare with some sort of steamed greens with melted butter. and remember. avoid the spinal collumn, the head, and the organs. no prions no problems ;.) #cannibalism #advice #detailed⛧
. ݁₊ ⊹ .yummmm do u guy$ have macaron$ i luvvvv macaron$. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
. ݁₊ ⊹ .everyone$ $o $weet on here omg i $houldve joined $oonerrr $o $omeone give me the juice!! what$ the nightlife like with you guy$ :) where$ the hot $pot$ where$ everyone get downn yknow. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
. ݁₊ ⊹ .http$://file$.catbox.moe/5mlevl.png thi$ i$ meee thi$ wa$ only a couple night$ agooo im going out tonight tho $o ill have like updated pic$ $oon. ⊹ ₊ ݁. . ݁₊ ⊹ .kinda awko po$ting old $tuff eek. ⊹ ₊ ݁.. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
. ݁₊ ⊹ .embarra$$inggg it took me $o long to get on here. ⊹ ₊ ݁. . ݁₊ ⊹ .it$ not my fault!!!! my palmhu$k bu$ted :(. ⊹ ₊ ݁. . ݁₊ ⊹ .ughhh i need another one but anyway hiiii!!! im $hiley :) im $ooo excited to meet new peopleee make new friend$$$ and all of thatttt!!! maybe weve $een each other at the club already omg what a $mall world anywayy hiieee. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
- doubt you'll ever know -f you met me -n person, Herr T-egfa.
so ive seen! i just happen to like shooting more. :)
Hmmmm~. Should - be a th-ef today, or an assass-n?
well no! when i want tactical advantage i use a gun that can hold more than twelve shots :P
its kind of fucked up how fun the gun fidget spinner is. :/ i feel like revolver ocelot.
for this #wizardwednesday i just wanted 2 let u all know that my next transition goals include me transitioning from a conjurer to a mage of illusions thx & i hope u all support me going fwd
I'm running out of fuckers who I'm inclined to hit on and 8e insuffera8le towards. May8e I just need to open my playing field even MORE!
ʚ( Hell♡♡♡♡♡♡~ H♡w's Every♡ne D♡ing~? )ɞ
Hii chiittr▪︎ Thiiss iiss me▪︎ On chiittr▪︎ #meonchiittr
fuck it. clownberry! :o) baD bitch berry. big girl berry. berry girl. girlberry #berryposting is what i Make of it tbh :o)
What was that...?? I have a NORMAL amount of organs.
∙☾__☽ oh brrotherr can we talk about big booty bitches instead? if̶ it don't jiggle when you walk what's the point
GET Y0UR FLIRTING 0FF MY CHITS
do they have legal battles over the name? how confusing is it when you want to order one and get the other?
i bring propeller cap and large swirly lollipop energy to chittr which chittr doesnt like. so sad.
on alternia, do they have papa johns? is it called “troll papa johns” or is it “pawpah johnnz”?
thats a FUCKING lie lil chef :o)
Id p0st #fatgirltuesday but i d0nt trust y0u all t0 n0t be freaks ab0ut it
What was that...?? Do NOT obliterate all twinks. PUT THEM UNDER A MICROSCOPE. They will fit for CERTAIN.
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
that would be fantastic and lovely. :D
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
all of this twink posting. when are fat women going to get a spotlight? :B
Introductions are in need! Lexi is a 30-year-old Homestuck fan who lived in present-day Seattle before being thrown into playing SBURB to help out another group of Trolls. She almost instantly got reality checked once entering due to how hard the game actually is for people that aren't from SBURB-tied universes. Lexi is a big fan of the characters in Homestuck, specifically Jade and Karkat. IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE SUBJECTED AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF META NONSENSE, you probably shouldn't interact with Lexi. I am pretty much playing the character of a Homestuck fan. Third picture drawn by Skidex on twitter #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Jade.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Excited%20by%20Skid.png
What was that...?? Ohhh. Science. That. THAT. Is a thing I LIKE. We will do science. For SCIENCE.
⚇ Haha there is something intriguingly wrong with you :8) ⚇
What was that...?? Let me break it down. Women LOVE me for my legitimate DOCTORATE. Men LOVE me for the WAVER THEY HAVE TO SIGN to KISS me. Enbies are TOO GOOD FOR ME.
What was that...?? A kiss?? Well sure!!!! You just have to sign a waver acknowledging that I am NOT at fault for WHATEVER YOU MAY OR MAY NOT CONTRACT in kissing me.
What was that...?? Wow!! I straight up did not expect that to work!! Ahah!! AHAHAH!!!!!!!! I'M THE BEST HAGGLER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? Don't obliterate ALL twinks yet!! Let me solve immortality first!! THEN you can obliterate all twinks!! But I'll live!! THE MOST SUPERIOR TWINK!!!!!!
I'm so fucking drunk right #substances
What was that...?? GO AHEAD. PUT ME IN THE TWINK JENGA TOWER. I'LL DO THE SAME SHIT TO THAT THING THAT I DID TO THE PEOPLE IN MY LAST MEDICAL TRIAL. But not the one before that. Yeesh!!!!
⚞ I NEED TO SUCK MAD BULGE RN! OR ELSE I DIE! DONT LET ME DIE LET ME SUCK SOME BULGE!! #nsfw ⚟
⚞ i'm preaching to the fuckin choir here like YEAH YEAH WE KNOW but women are gorgeous. ⚟
⚞ YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
⚞ SAVE ME STUPID MEN... SAVE ME CONFIDENT WOMEN... SAVE ME ENBIES OF ANY SORT... ⚟
⚞ TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)
cause that quaDrant is the only thing keepin ya froM becoMin PAINT. Dont push your luck
as long as ya Dont go hating other bitches in a quaDrant way have fun! Dont want ya cheatin on Me ;o)
(( out of context shitpost from a rp mox leavin that rusties hive like this )) https://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_images/mox-full-of-soup.png
i need to fuck him so bad right now and bite his shoulder and squeeze his neck and make him wholly and completely mine ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
bitches bite off More than they can chew pullin Me. i shoulD start writin Down how Many DieD unDer Me before i lose count :oP then i finD out this sMug ass lowblooD wants a piece of this? lMao its your life lil baker! #suggestive #nsfw #vaguepost
soMe pics froM #eDsbeachepisoDe anD that party Zabrak threw a few weeks back. love events where i can just CUT LOOSE! i tie DyeD the bikini Myself :o) https://64.MeDia.tuMblr.coM/f873ccf12780738c6157e32e1cDfe95a/0640Defe8796e971-06/s500X750/29b59c88b695a833D49e4cb476f07795D3358ec8.png https://64.MeDia.tuMblr.coM/37c0bea1D4636275fa1b55a0e6a65182/0640Defe8796e971-9c/s500X750/DbfD8b3f976ec3D9b9c88cca1a1faa5002e8cb92.png
everyone likes Me for My chill charMing anD MIRTHFUL personality :o) anD of course My hot boDy ;o)
yall theres soMe knight or soMe shit on the site that thinks this place is DevoiD of sin or whatever. woulDnt it be funny to prove this Motherfucker wrong? lets get raunchy NOW!!!
visions of the Dark carnival flooD My thinkpan. this is the only way i can get eM OUT. beholD the Messiahs! i think this is My favorite of My Murals so far. :o) https://file.garDen/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_iMages/MoX-Mural1.png
[[ I thought I'd post some Philox's since I don't think I've shown what they look like to often! ]] https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20yarrow%20ref.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philbert.png
i'LL havE to SWing by! SomEthing to pEp my StEp~
⚞ alright hypothetically is your hours flexible for a royal if the answer isn't yes then i don't CARE i'll show up anyway and you better be there or i'm putting YOU on the bagel and eating THAT take that as you will ⚟
⚞ I WANT THAT SHIT TO BLEED. i want you to put a fucking live beast on that bagel for all i care. i don't GIVE a shit. just serve me meat on that damn plate and if it's good i will fund your bakery for the next SWEEP also this is a hit new saying that i'm making the fuck up: what kinda butter aka WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE ⚟
⚞ YEAH YEAH OKAY LITTLE MAN THAT'S REAL COOL do you got like meat on bagles or something. i'm looking to get my fuckinggggggg CARNIVORE ON. alternatively are you on the menu ⚟
⚞ what the HELL is a mimosa ⚟
That sounds delightful!
oh you gettin Me rileD up soMethin FIERCE. all antsy anD shit. we gotta Meet up REAL soon if you're gonna butter Me up like that...
oh youre fancy about it i see. all about the aMbience an settin the MooD all roMantic like... lets hope you got substance anD its not all Dressing
or soMeONE. giMMe soMe creDit lil chef that asiDe, iM awful curious what you plan on Doin with Me...
DiDnt even fight it... DaMn youre real Down baD huh?
careful with those honeyeD worDs~ i May just up anD eat ya in one bite
big talk for such a lil guy. i wonDer how long you can REALLY last?
Motherfuckers really think they can hanDle Me anD its HILARIOUS. the size alone can throw ya for a loop, but i can go for way longer than ya think. Dont get cocky now ;o) #nsfw #suggestive
♰ feeling.. a bit under the weather today. i don't know what has gotten into my system ♰
♰ oh gruzzy.... let me kiss it better... ♰
♰ you can be at the top of my list gruzzy... :) ♰
♰ im ready to take appointments :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca7c54c2ff67.png #nsfw ♰
Oh my, I forgot to mention that the photo zzhoot will be a pool one #nzzfw httpzz://c8n.imgchezzt.com/filezz/79f066bacf8f.png ~♬
♰ the soul does not fear the afterlife, it remembers it, the way a river remembers the sea. ♰
♰ so thats why you keep delivering left overs to my hive... ♰
♰ willow wednesdays :) ♰
based on an rp scene feat. @disturbedAperture !!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97b9ed7acf1b.png
♰ my swim suit seems to be shrinking. it will have to do.. i need some moon tan time ♰
♰ i get to finish his cakes after hours.. :) @delightfullyDevilish ♰
♰ and rob me of the satisfaction? ♰
♰ actually pathetic you have to submit to a chittr anonymous profile to even get close to getting under my dress. if i ever find out who submitted that, count your days. ♰
♰ my online store should be finished soon, i found a reputable print maker to duplicate some of my photo's if trolls were interested... ♰
♰ drinking blood isn't just for the rainbowdrinkers you know... #nsfwe ♰
♰ i almost held a funeral for the platform.. what a shame i don't get to now ♰
♰ taking my required 20 minute dose of moonlight.. don't forget to do the same :) ♰
♰ if i dug a hole deep enough for the both of us would you lie with me in it... ♰
♰ some pushers are unapologetically grotesque i wouldn't want it any other way :) ♰
♰ i need recommendations for gaming consoles the hive is getting a bit bland and im.. having more guests frequent the place ♰
♰ let the fish slaughter each other and leave the rest to us ♰
♰ did someone say they needed tummy on their timeline..? :) #nsfw ♰
♰ i am considering... getting into flarp... it honestly doesn't sound awful ♰
not even a fiduspawn guy but fiduspawn tournaments are addictive to watch
♰ you're trying to lure me in with your floats aren't you... ♰
Feels so strange to hear that line directed at me for once. Thank you~
Oh just at my lunch break! I'll have to swing by for a quick pick-me-up!
:33 < this is a call out post on my chittr.ing @twwiinaquariium :33 < is a bitch ass meowtherfucker
👏✨💕cute boys should not have to go to work in the morning💕✨👏
♰ your insects are all quite endearing i have to say... ♰
♰ sneaking one any time i come to see you gruzzy... ♰
♰ i don't know if he knows hes the sweetest looking thing in here... @delightfullyDevilish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/431f8ddfe1aa.png ♰
♰ gog i love #pitchslop ♰
♰ time to soak... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a546a71f17d8.jpg ♰
♰ in my natural habitat... :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a7f24d4cbd.png ♰
On a side note-- s'bscribe t' th' Homieciders, guys!! I love workin' for 'em so much an' they make such riveting videos ( ╹▽╹ )
DAVE KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME TO GO TO "OLIVE GARDEN". I DON'T LIKE OLIVES, AND GARDENS ARE BORING.
♰ be careful grubby.. i'll kiss it better :) ♰
thanks for the love, warmblooded girlfriends. and the rest of you belong under my thumb ~
hough... i nEvEr know if thErE's a namE for that littlE patch of thigh bEtwEEn lEggings and thE gap in thE skirt. always lovE sEEing it though!
Attitude. #substances #suggestive https://i.imgur.com/ZR5il7W.png
Good morning, C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? Mondays can be )(ard but you're doing great. 38) It's time for a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'Float like a flounder, sting like a jellyfis)(.'
new nails to gouge out highbloods' eyes ~ https://file.garden/azb6dauojChglmos/selfie.png?v=1775488749810 ~
♰ i can.. bring you one once i leave.. ♰
⚇ awh motherfucker, you ain't do this shit delivery? :8( ⚇
♰ just as promised.. thank you for 50 chittr followers.. :) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e37b34cdf0.png ♰
♰ hmph its what you deserve grubby ♰
I Hope Everyone Had A Most Wonderful Egg Bunny Day And Enjoyed Whatever Things Come With #easter
♰ we've talked about this grubby... ♰
Pure white may be a trouble to get back to perfectly pristine. But I'll send a few recipes over for what I usually use!
♰ trolls hating chitts from @delightfullyDevilish have obviously never had one of his delicious pastries and should reconsider what they're doing on their palmhusk all day being so negative :) ♰
♰ you know i like making you smile and flush bakery boy :) ♰
♰ all deserved of course, your cakes are delicious and the server is just too cute... :) ♰
♰ thank you my grubby~ ♰
♰ good boy, save me a grubcake and i'll come after i shower this slime off ♰
♰ follow me first grutze im your first follower :) ♰