ダマラ・メギド
@climaxJump
OTAKU. SGRUB ALPHA. BEST MATCH. DAMARA, SPRITE.
Thank you. I can only hope to reach such heights in the eye of the general public.
Kinda shit the person you stay trying to vouch for posts on main apropos of nothing.
MAY THE BEST MEGIDO. REACH FAR ENOUGH IN #THEPOLLS. TO ENSURE THIS HAPPENS. 👍
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I WARN THEM ABOUT FEFERI!
Poor baby, did somet)(ing )(appen? You can message me if you wanna!
BLACK TEXT. WHITE INK. ANYONE CAN UTILIZE THESE TOOLS. WE ARE PRIMED. TO TRUST HUE-LESS TEXT. BUT. THERE IS ALWAYS AN AUTHOR. ALWAYS AN AGENDA. ALWAYS AN ANGLE. A NARRATOR HAS EXACTLY AS MUCH POWER AS IS GIVEN.
Bars.
There is no real escape.
th4t's wh4t you think ### the void is free 4nd right here though, gre4t esc4pe fe4tures out here #
I dunno about allat
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME. GIVEN THESE TIMESTAMPS ON THE DASHBOARD. I WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO EXPERIENCED THE ERROR 502 SCREEN A FEW MINUTES AGO????? THIS IS WHY I DON'T DEAL IN BACKEND MAJYYKS.
UNRELATED TO STUPID NARRATOR SLAPFIGHTS. @imJunior. CAN I REQUEST THE BEFORAN BADGE.
Hai! #japanesemoment #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #beforian
JuST A CASuAL REMINDER. WE ARE ALL ADuLTS HERE. IF YOu ARE NOT. LEAVE NOW. IMMEDIATELY. OR ELSE. YOu WILL BE BANNED. THE BIGGEST RuLES. ARE BE AN ADuLT. IF YOu CANNOT DO THAT. YOu CANNOT EVEN PuT COINS IN THE COINSLOT. THANK YOu FOR PLAYING. AND HAVE A NICE. REST OF YOuR uNDERDEVELOPED LIFE. YOu WRITHINGLY uNWELCOME AND PREMATuRELY PARASETIC WORM. GROW THE FuCK uP. COME BACK WHEN YOu ARE A BIT MORE. OR RATHER. ALL THE WAY MORE NOT A GODDAMN BRAT BITCH IMMATuRE uNAGED THING. GO GET MORE ROBuX AND VBuCKS AND CHuCK E CHEESE BuCKS AND PRETEND MONEY. FOCuS ON BEING ELSEWHERE. WHERE ONLY ADuLTS ARE NOT CONCENTRATED. LIKE HERE. tumut ADuLTS ONLY.
gOOD POST BUT, *PARASITIC,
PARASETIC SOuNDS MORE DISEASED AND SICKLY. BuT FINE. MS. ENGLISH. OH WAIT. THAT IS ME. FuNNY HOW EASY IT IS TO FORGET HOW GLORIOuS AND POWERFuL I AM. WHEN WE GET IN THE WEEDS ABOuT SIMPLE SPLELLING. I AM ALSO. MAKING FuN. QuITE SADISTICALLY. OF THE VERY SPECIFIC TAVROS THIS POST IS REFERENCING. TYPO RIFE FuCK.
mHM YES THAT IS WHY, tHERE IS JUST THE ONE THERE, i ALSO MUST WONDER WHO IT IS, tHE HER, tHAT tAVROS WILL NEVER BE BUT, i GUESS WE W1LL NEVER KNOW, i CAN ONLY SURMISE SHE MUST BE THE FABLED, mS. eNGLISH BUT, iT IS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES, iNSTEAD,
IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.
MOVIE NIGHTS ARE GOING TO STICK AROUND. I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT MUCH. NO SWEATY GREEN ASSHOLE IS GOING TO WRENCH THAT STAPLE OUT OF MY CLAWS.
NO ONE CAN STOP THE POWER OF WATCHING HER WITH A GROUP OF FREAKS #affectionate
REMIND ME THAT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR ME TO START ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WITH TIME POWERS LIKE A PROPER EVIL ASSHOLE AT THE EVIL ASSHOLE SYNDICATE, I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU. AWAIT MY SHITHIVE LEADER-RAGE BEAM ATTACK.
okay what the fuck ii2 up wiith karkat2 and long haiir on thii2 app ii2 iit becau2e the only way youre able two 2tart lookiing le22 liike an angry hedgebea2t ii2 after you 2tart beiing completely diivorced from the alpha tiimeliine
MY NORMAL HAIR IS *FINE.*
iif you compare every a2pect of your2elf two another a2pect of your2elf iit would look fiine karkat that2 why you gotta mea2ure the re2t of realiity two get a clue about where youre 2tandiing
OKAY. LET'S GET ONE THING *ABUNDANTLY* FUCKING CLEAR. IS THIS STRONG, BILE-FILLED CASE YOU'RE MAKING IN *OPPOSITION* TO THE IDEA OF ME WITH LONG HAIR, OR IN APPROVAL? BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING I LOOK LIKE SHIT NO MATTER WHAT, AND WHETHER TO START SENDING YOU HIGH-RESOLUTION .PNGS OF MY MIDDLE FINGERS.
were all u2ed two you not under2tandiing 2hiit KK iit2 okay what iim ba2iically tryiing two 2ay ii2 you do look better wiith the long haiir iin tn that you upgraded from hedgebea2t two fruiitrabiiemunebea2t iim ju2t al2o 2ayiing that iif you iincrea2e the 2ample 2iize of troll2 beyond your2elf youll 2ee how not fiine you are and iit only get2 exponentiial after the fiir2t troll not endiing iin Vanta2
hahaha okay. i can't wait! is this big crazy beam of yours gonna make ME bald? i don't know if i could rock the chrome dome look.
cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDERS, fOR MY POWERSCALING, lIKE, mY LASS SCAMPER WOULD BLOW, yOUR LITTLE PEANUT MIND, sTRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR, pEANUT SHELL HEAD, mY MAD SKILLZ IN ALL THINGS, fIDUSPAWN AND pOKEMON AND GAMING, tO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE AND i THINK, pERHAPS YOU MAY FALL UNDER THAT TOO, jUST AS i HAVE TAMED YOUR LARGE GREEN SNAKE, tIME AND TIME AGAIN (PERHAPS tIME IS A STRONGER SUIT OF MINE, tHAN YOURS, jUST AS i COULD PULL OFF A SUIT, bETTER THAN YOU, aND EVEN COULD PULL OFF YOUR L1TTLE SUSPENDERS AND LOLLIPOP LOOK BETTER, i WAS HATCHED TO WEAR A PROPELLER HAT) i WILL TAME YOU, tO MY WILL, i WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR MORE COOL BEASTIES AND TREASURE AND FRIENDS, tHEN USE THEM ALL TO TEACH cALIBORN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE, oF ME, cALIBORN BEING YOU, oBVIOUSLY, wHETHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY lITTLE cUP OR aNYTHING gOES, iT IS ALL, dEEP DEEP INSIDE ME, jUST ROARING TO GET OUT, i MEAN IF i HAD THOSE DUMB pAGE UNDIES THEY COULD NOT EVEN CONTA1N ALL THIS OVERFLOWING HOT AIR i CONSTANTLY SPEW, bREATH-WISE, wH1CH BLOWS YOU AROUND METAPHORICALLY AND MAKES YOU, mY B WORD, aS IT WERE, iT'S YOU AND ME BUCKO, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND, hUMILIATE YOU, pUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY, oH, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND 1N A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, a PUSHER SO TRUE AS MINE, cAN NOT BE CORRUPTED BY YOU AND THE ALLURE OF YOUR WHITE MEN, aND GREEN MEN, aND RED LADIES, tHOUGH, i AM ACTUALLY PALS WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE, rED BLOODED WOMEN WHO ARE, qUITE NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, sO MY COURAGE WILL PULL ME THROUGH THE THRONGS OF YOUR RABID SUPPORTERS, tO GET A PROPER MANO Y MANO GOING ON (yOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY, mANO Y WOMANO, tHEN BE LIKE, "WHY WOMAN, iS RIGHT," BUT IT MEANS PRONG, nOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER, yOU DUMMY), tHESE LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE JUST ONE EXAMPLE IN WHICH i SHOW THE WAY THAT, yOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU, yEAH, eVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i WILL FACE, iT, aND THAT INCLUDES YOUR RAMPANT HALITOSIS, wHICH SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE DAIRY, mOST OF THE TIME 1F i CAN BE HONEST, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A GROWING BOY AND ALL, aND i AM A GROW1NG GIRL BUT, iT'S NOT EVEN MY VEGANISM THAT MAKES ME AVERSE, iT'S JUST, i WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO GET THROUGH, tHAT STENCH OF IT, l1KE OTHER PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DRINK, wHAT THEY WANT 1T 1S FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aND i THINK IT HELPS ME TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE, aS A FUTURE BEAST DOCTERROR OR, vETERINARIAN AS THEY ARE CALLED IN THE HUMAN PARLANCE WHICH i THINK IS, a PRETTY FUN WORD FOR IT, aCTUALLY, sO PLEASE, cOME W1TH ME, tHE TIME IS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, i WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND DO IT MYSELF, iF i HAVE TO LIKE, tHAT ONE ANIME SCENE WITH THE FR1ENDLY OLDER BROTHER WHO HELPS H1S SISTER WITH, hER DENTAL HYGIENE EXCEPT THE GENDER ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, iN THIS INSTANCE, i BET rANKMAID COULD EITHER SHOW YOU OR, hAS ALREADY SHOWN YOU THE SCENE i'M REFERR1NG TO, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM BETWEEN ME AND HER WHEN IT COMES TO, uNDERSTANDING SUCH TH1NGS, aCTUALLY i SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE SHE HAS BEEN BRUSHING, tOO, i GUESS IF i TRIED TO REENACT THAT SCENE WITH HER, sHE WOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT 1T, sO MAYBE i WOULD TAKE TURNS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, sCRUBBING YOUR DIRTY (LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY) MOUTHS CLEAN WITH, mY BRISTLING MOUTHBONE ROD OF JUSTICE, jUST SHOV1NG THAT IN AND OUT, bETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU, uNTIL YOU ARE BOTH DROOLING MESSES BUT, i WOULD LET YOU SPIT AT LEAST, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST, dENTAL PLAQUE, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DO SO IN ANIMALS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THAT, eXCEPT MUCH MUCH LOWER, yOU ARE BARELY EVEN FERAL, rEALLY SO, i AM SURE i COULD GET MY POWERS TO WORK ON YOU MAYBE, aND THEN MAKE YOU CLUCK LIKE A CLUCKBEAST OR BARK, lIKE A BARKBEAST OR MEOW, lIKE A MEOWBEAST OR MOO, lIKE A MOOBEAST, oR,,, wHATEVER SOUND A BAABEAST MAKES, iT IS ESCAPING MY PAN IN THE MOMENT BUT, kNOW THIS THAT IS, iT'S YOU AND ME WHO WILL BE AT THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX, aT THE END OF EVERYTHING, oNCE i'M THROUGH MY #tAVROSrEFRACTORYpERIOD AND HAVE RECOVERED AND, aM AT FULL STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, iT HAS TO BE AND FRANKLY, i THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OBSESSED, aS SHOULD ANYONE REALLY BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT MUCH, i REALLY THINK i DO, i MEAN, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND IN A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, wHILE WE HAVE BONDED AND BARED OUR DEEPEST ASPECTS TO EACH OTHER, tHAT IS, oUR pOKEMON sHOWDOWN TEAM COMPS, i KNOW THAT WE ARE MATTER AND ANTIMATTER, yIN AND YANG, eARTH AND AIR, aCTUALLY WAIT EARTH AND AIR DON'T, cANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, aCTUALLY, mATTER AND ANTIMATTER DO, fOR SURE, aND kYUREM AND rESH1RAM WOULD,,, i GUESS THEY MAKE, tHE ORIGINAL DRAGON, bUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, aCCORDING TO dOODLE gOD, aNYWAYS, eARTH AND AIR MAKE DUST WHICH, aS FAR AS i RECALL ISN'T EVEN THAT USEFUL IN CREATING FURTHER ELEMENTS, lIKE, i TH1NK EARTH AND WATER MAKE MUD, aND AIR AND FIRE CREATE,,, pLASMA, mAYBE, i KNOW THERE'S SOMETH1NG YOU COMBINE WITH MUD TO CREATE LIFE, wHICH CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEART SO TRUE, tHAT PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH, aLL LIVING TH1NGS, oR AT LEAST THE ANIMALS, pLANTS DON'T REALLY HAVE HEARTS, mOST OF THEIR PUMPAGE IS DUE TO, cAP1LLARY ACTION, iF i AM RECALLING CORRECTLY WHICH, i'M PRETTY SURE i AM SINCE i LITERALLY, hAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND WHILE i WILL NOT SHAME YOU, fOR YOUR LACK OF HIGHER EDUCATION, aND NO, tHE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DOES NOT COUNT, i SAW THAT YOUR DEGREE WAS SIGNED BY, sCRATCH AND THAT JUST REEKS OF NEPOTISM, i TH1NK THE BOARD OF THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, nEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR THAT FLAGRANT DISPLAY, bUT i WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING DUMB, iN THAT i WEAVE CIRCLES AROUND YOU, w1TH MY MACHINAT1ONS AND MANIPULATIONS, i'M WEAVING DOILIES OVER HERE AND TRAPPING YOU WITHIN A DOILY CIRCLE LIKE, a SALT CIRCLE OR A FAIRY RING, oR BOTH AND, yOU MAY THINK YOUR COURAGE WILL PULL YOU THROUGH BUT 1T WILL NOT, yOU WILL BE STUCK THERE, aLL AGOG, sNAKE TONGUE LOLLING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AS i AM, lOL-ING AT YOU, aND PERHAPS SOME LMAO-ING AND, dEFINITELY THROWING PEANUTS AT YOUR, pEANUT HEAD, wHICH YOU COULD MAYBE SHOVE IN THERE TO REPLACE YOUR PEANUT PAN, aND IT'D BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN sPONGEBOB, wHERE THEY THROW PEANUTS AT THE PINK ONE, yOU MAY TH1NK THAT YOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU BUT THIS OWNAGE, tHIS LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, wELL, i AM THE ONE AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOLFEEDBLOCK, rULER IN PRONG, bATTING IT DOWN ON THE DESK OF THIS SO-CALLED, "RULER" OF TIME, iF HE TRIES TO SPEAK UP OR START SOME NONSENSE, i'LL MAKE A REALLY LOUD SOUND, aND WHACK 1T ON YOUR HANDS, yOUR HANDS WILL BE JUST, rU1NED BY MY LENGTHSTICK, aND YOU'D BETTER SHOW IT RESPECT, bE REVERENT, yOU MUST CARE FOR MY LENGTHSTICK, iF YOU WISH TO BE MY RIVAL, mY RA1SIN D'ETER BECAUSE, yOU HARDLY KNOW 'ER, bUT IT'S YOU AND ME cALIBORN, bOTTOM OF THE 22ND, tHE PUSHER IS UP TO BAT, tHE WRANGLER IS ME, oBVIOUSLY, tHE SNOWBALL IS IN PLAY, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO WRAP THAT BABY UP IN THE STITCHER, tO SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT, tO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, aND MINE, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND, mY BEST ENEMY, pERHAPS MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, iN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND, tHE WARRIOR'S BOND WHICH WE SHARE, tHE BOND THAT ONLY TWO pOKEMON MASTERS COULD, oNLY THOSE WHO COMMAND BEASTS BOTH WITHOUT AND WITHIN, tECHNOLOGICAL, bIOLOGICAL, tECHNOBIOLOGICAL, mETAPHYSICAL, pHYSICAL, mETACAL, mEDICAL, mINICAL-IBORN, iS WHAT i IN MY PUSHER SO TRUE, w1LL CALL YOU AS i GRIND YOU INTO THE DUST, tHAT YOU ARE CHEWING ON WHICH i HAVE LEFT, iN THE WAKE OF EITHER MY CHAIR OR, mY QUICK FEETSIES, oNCE i'VE RECOVERED ENOUGH, tO NO LONGER BE IN MY WHEELCHAIR, tHE DUST THAT YOU'LL BE CHOWING DOWN ON LIKE A FIVE-COURSE MEAL, eVERY NIGHT, uNTIL THE END OF TIME WHICH IS TO SAY, tHE END OF YOU BECAUSE, i AM COMITTED, tO SHOWING YOU WHAT'S WHAT, oUR COURAGE W1LL PULL US THROUGH PAST THE NAYSAYERS, wHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS #pRIDEmONTH, wHICH MEANS THAT i GET TO FEEL SOME PRIDE, bEFORE YOUR FALL, aND THEN WINTER, bECAUSE, i WILL WIN, tERMINALLY AND TERMINATE, yOUR BUTT, yOU TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS, aND i'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET, yOUR ASS SUBSEQUENTLY KICKED, eVEN HARDER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED OF BECAUSE, i'M THE REALEST DREAMER AROUND, i DREAM AND NIGHTDREAM HARDER THAN ANYONE, aND GET LOST IN THOSE FANTASIES BUT THEN i MAKE THEM REAL, aND THOSE FANTASIES RIGHT NOW INVOLVE, mAKING YOU JEALOUS OF MY L1MITED PRINT HOLOGRAPHIC FOILS, iN MY COLLECTION, wHICH IS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL BECAUSE AS THE SONG GOES, pOKEMON, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, bY WHICH IT MEANS, sPEND MONEY ON THE GAMES AND CARDS TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION, bUT THAT SHORT AND QUICK TANGENT AS1DE, lIKE THIS POST, aND i SHALL BE THE b1ANCA, tO YOUR cHEREN, @CALIbORN, yOUR MOVE, pUNK, #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERSCALING #CATFIGHTS #CATCHTHESEHANDS #PEANUTS #SNAKEWRANGL1NG #LITTLEGERMANBOYCORE #LANGUAGELEARN1NG #MILKST1NK #CNC-TEETHBRUSHING #DENTALCARESERVICETOP #PETPLAY #DOODLEGOD #DIPLOMAMILL #DOILIES #SPONGEBOBRECTANGULARPRISMSTRUTPOLECOVERINGS #HOTFORTEACHER #ARENASTICKBALL #DUST #DREAMJOURNAL #SHAMEABOUTTHEJOURNALFACTORY #ITWASAREALTRAGEDY #CARDCOLLECTING #dUALrIVALsHIPPING #LIKEBAITING #PITCHBAITING #RANKBAIT
?????? IT'S KIND OF ASTOUNDING HOW LITTLE I'VE COME EQUIPPED WITH THE VERNACULAR NECESSARY TO EXPRESS HOW FUCKING MUCH I HATE THIS POST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. LISTEN, TAVROS, YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY BUT YOU DO NOT NEED TO GET YOUR WEIRD KICKS WITH PARADOX'S SPACE'S NEXT TOP MANLET.
LITERALLY 6’4” IN BIO. SHIT ASS. DO NOT EVEN TRY TO RuIN THIS FOR ME. FuCKING ENVIOuS ASS LITTLE FuCK uP BETA TROLL BITCH BOY. GO BACK TO WALLOWING IN MASTuRBATORY SELF LOATHING. THE CHAMPIONS ARE TALKING. FLACK IS THE ONLY AREA. IN WHICH YOu. KARKAT VANTAS. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
nO OFFENSE BUT, iF i HAVE MANAGED TO RENDER YOU OF ALL TROLLS SPEECHLESS WITH THIS OVERTURE THEN, i THINK 1T HAS BEEN A SUCCESSFUL ONE,
Chills. Well d⬡ne. The beginning ⬡f a c⬡mpetitive rivalry is a beautiful thing. - MC R⬡se🌹
*6"4'. important distinction. ~u~
GET YOuR LIDLESSLY ELONGATED FuCKING uNBLINKING EYES CHECKED. THEY MIGHT BE DRYING OuT PREMATuRELY. MuSE OF CANNOT FuCKING GAuGE SPACE. CLEARLY. IT READS. ON MY PROFILE. 6'4". THERE IS STRICTLY NO OTHER INTERPRETATION.
ah, so it does. yoU know, we aren't sUpposed to lie, brother! even yoUr bUtler does a better job at that. ÙmÚ
SINCE WHEN THE FuCK DID YOu HAVE EYEBROWS. NEITHER OF uS HAVE EYEBROWS. WHY THE FuCK DOES YOuR DOPEY ASS LITTLE EMOTICON HAVE EYEBROWS. YOu ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. SO-CALLED SISTER. YOu KNOW. WE AREN'T SuPPOSED TO LIE. EVEN MY BuTLER DOES A BETTER JOB AT THAT.
...bUt we do have brow mUscles. good god, man, mUst everything be a rant? ~_~
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g4m3grl t1p of th3 d4y: no m4tt3r wh4t, 4LW4YZ k33p 4 l3v3l h34d! don't l3t thos3 p3sky noobz g3t to you. just k33p your gl4r3 on th3 go4l, 4nd you'll b3 on3 st3p clos3r to b31ng on MY l3v3l!! #g4m3grl #4dv1c3 #r4d w1sdom
THIS. STAYING ON TOP OF YOUR TOURNAMENT MENTALITY CAN OFTEN BE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS YOUR RAW SKILL.
PO-M4RY!! h3y grrrl, 1t's b33n f1v3-3V3R! ...ok4y, 1t h4sn't b33n SUP3R long. but 1 m1ss3d you, g1rl! UP TOP!!!! #h1ghf1v3 #4ll th3 f1v3s
We sho+uld chat again.
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The same go+es. Yo+u'll always have a place with me.
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...3h3, m4yb3 4noth3r t1m3? #good 1d34 #but 4 TOT4L DR4G
CALLOUT POSTS ARE NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE, AND SHOULD ALWAYS BE ASSUMED BAD FAITH AND DISREGARDED. WITH THAT SAID. @theCodakkeffect#5492 IS REALLY ANNOYING. GET HIS ASS.
WHY ARE THERE ALL THESE SENTAI ASSHOLES CRAWLING OUT OF THEIR GRAVES. THERE'S A REASON THEIR FIFTY-YEAR LEGACY CRUMBLED TO DUST, YOU KNOW. PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STAY DEAD.
s0me people think they're spitting r0tom heat and d0n't even see they're rot0m washed
:33< im a rotom fan of that joke
ONCE MORE THE POKEMON POSTING RETURNS TO THE DASHBOARD. AND EVERY TIME IT BECOMES CLEARER THAT ASIDE FROM A SELECT FEW OF US, THE MAJORITY OF PKMNPOSTERS ON CHITTR HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED A MATCH IN THEIR LIFE AND/OR DEATH. THIS INJUSTICE MUST BE RECTIFIED. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
@fantasticalFairy YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER. TRAINERS' EYES HAVE MET. HOP ON SHOWDOWN. +DAMARA_CLIMAXFORM
wE SHOULD PLAY SOMETIME!
3833 < Sorry, I have a job. > 3<833
THE DASH HAS GONE FOR A SECOND ROUND OF POKEMON TEAM POSTING. AND LIKE LAST TIME, MOST OF THE TEAMS I'M SEEING ARE EITHER TRASH OR MEMES. HOWEVER, THIS TIME, WE HAVE FINALLY REACHED REGULATION M-A. SO I CAN ACTUALLY PARTICIPATE. INSTEAD OF MERELY SPECULATING WITH INCOMPLETE INFORMATION LIKE LAST TIME. AS PROMISED. I WILL NOW POST MY TRAINER CARD. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
Hawlucha @ Hawluchanite Ability: Mold Breaker Level: 50 EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe Jolly Nature - Entrainment - Close Combat - Brave Bird - Protect Kingambit @ Chople Berry Ability: Defiant Level: 50 EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe Adamant Nature - Guillotine - Kowtow Cleave - Protect - Sucker Punch Excadrill @ Excadrite Ability: Sand Rush Level: 50 EVs: 2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe Adamant Nature - Fissure - Earthquake - Iron Head - Protect Whimsicott @ Bright Powder Ability: Prankster Level: 50 EVs: 2 HP / 32 Def / 32 SpA Bold Nature - Moonblast - Tailwind - Light Screen - Worry Seed Sinistcha @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Heatproof Level: 50 EVs: 32 HP / 32 SpA / 2 Spe Modest Nature - Matcha Gotcha - Giga Drain - Shadow Ball - Substitute Hatterene @ Twisted Spoon Ability: Healer Level: 50 EVs: 32 HP / 32 SpA / 2 SpD Quiet Nature - Psyshock - Dazzling Gleam - Psychic Noise - Trick Room
I AM NOT VERY CONFIDENT IN THIS TEAM'S TRICK ROOM MODE, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD ANY MATCHUPS WHERE I BRING IT SO IT HASN'T SEEN LIVE COMBAT TESTING YET. HOWEVER THE MAIN FOUR ARE CONFIRMED TO WORK. WORRY SEED ON WHIMS IS A NICHE OFFENSIVE SUPPORT MOVE THAT BASICALLY JUST READS "DELETE OPPONENT'S ABILITY," WHICH HELPS IN THE MIRROR AS WELL AS ACTING AS INSURANCE AGAINST CERTAIN MEME BUILDS. IT WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE USEFUL AS THE ROSTER EXPANDS IN M-B. THIS FORMAT HAS NO ITEMS AND IT FEELS AWFUL. GIVE ME MY FUCKING COVERT CLOAK.
OMGGGGGG YOU DID IT!!!! :D :D OOOOOO..... all of ur choices...!! if i literally was not on a boat rn i would battle the friggin shit out of u rn!!!!!
I AM GREATLY ENJOYING THE RAPID PROLIFERATION OF DAMARAS ON THIS WEBSITE. HOWEVER I MUST ADMIT THAT I MISS BEING ABLE TO SAY "THE ONE WITH GREEN TEXT" AND HAVE IT BE UNAMBIGUOUS THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEST MEGIDO.
君が願うことなら すべてが現実になるだろう 選ばれし者ならば #BEETLEWEEK #MORE_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_FUCKING_UQUIZ
WELL, REGULATION M-A HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. I MISS TERASTALIZATION. I MISS IT A LOT. MEGA EVOLUTION IS FUCKING BORING (AND THE HIVE ARREST BRACELET LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO), AND THE NEW REGULATION'S ROSTER HAS VERY LITTLE OF VALUE IN IT. YOUR OPTIONS ARE BASICALLY. 1. HAWLUCHA, WHICH GETS NO GUARD, PASSES NO GUARD TO A PARTNER WITH A 1HKO MOVE. REPEAT UNTIL SWEPT. 2. GENGAR IS AVAILABLE, SO IN THEORY PERISH SONG IS AN OPTION. (IT'S REALLY NOT, BECAUSE TWO OF THE AVAILABLE MEGAS HAVE UNSEEN FIST.) 3. ANYTHING ELSE IS COPIUM.
POSTS MADE BEFORE IT WAS TRULY APPRECIATED HOW BROKEN FLOETTE IS. #WE_DIDNT_KNOW
THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAT GETS ME MORE INFURIATED IS WHEN I SEE FUCKING.. TROLL MAHJONG. IM GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW. #BESTTIPFORMAHJONG IS QUITTING WHILE YOUR AHEAD, THE GAME DOES JUST DAMAGE THE BODY, BUT ALSO THE SOUL. NEVER PLAY MAHJONG, EVER.
I MEAN THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY MISERABLE, PUTRID HEART. NEVER PLAY TROLL MAHJONG.