ダマラ・メギド
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OTAKU. SGRUB ALPHA. BEST MATCH. DAMARA, SPRITE.
any1 got tips on how 2 fix all the bad things that troll society has 2 deal with? workin on the obvius things but leik jegus theres a loooooot wrong
IMPLEMENT A SPECIES-WIDE MANDATORY COMBAT TRAINING PROGRAM AND YOU'RE MOST OF THE WAY THERE. ALTERNIA WAS *NEARLY* PERFECT. IT JUST HAD ITS PRIORITIES SKEWED BY THE DOC'S WHIMS. NORMALIZING VIOLENT FORMS OF CONFLICT RESOLUTION REGARDLESS OF CASTE SHOULD GO A LONG WAY. GAME NOTWITHSTANDING, ANY TWO NON-CONDESCE TROLLS ARE EVENLY MATCHED. BECAUSE THE HIGHER BLOOD TYPES HAVE A PHYSICAL SPECIALIZATION WHILE THE LOWER ONES HAVE A PSIONIC SPECIALIZATION. WHICH ULTIMATELY EVENS OUT. GET THE LEARNED HELPLESSNESS OUT OF THE WAY AND YOU HAVE AN IDEAL SOCIETY. (THE REST OF THE WAY IS GETTING RID OF THE FUCK-OR-DIE NONSENSE. #NSFW)
what's a SBURB? people seem to mention it a lot
MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAME THAT ENDS THE WORLD. ISEKAIS YOU ALSO. EACH LOBBY IS TASKED WITH CREATING A NEW UNIVERSE THROUGH CONVOLUTED GENETIC ENGINEERING SHENANIGANS. GRANTS THE PLAYERS APOTHEOSIS ("GOD TIER") TO AID THEM IN DOING SO. THIS GIVES THEM CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY, MEANING: ARE IMMUNE TO DYING IN WAYS THAT ARE CONSIDERED NARRATIVELY "STUPID."
i wish i was a cute rust-blo-o)+ded tro)+ll girl who)+ co)+uld dig up things with no)+ respo)+nsibilities at all
QUIT YOUR JOB. START A NEW LIFE ON THE PINK MOON. YOUR CAREFREE ARCHAEOLOGIST'S DREAM COULD BECOME REALITY.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 A g00d sea dweller is a dead sea dweller. 𓆝
THIS IS OBJECTIVELY FALSE. BUT IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. THEN THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU FROM PROVING YOUR IDEALS IN 1V1 COMBAT. OUTSIDE OF THE EXTREME EDGE CASE THAT IS WINNOWER CONDESCE HERSELF. ALL TROLLS OF ALL CASTES ARE ROUGHLY EVENLY MATCHED IN COMBAT.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Chilly chaser 0ver here. T0 each their 0wn, pers0nally, I w0uld never stand with the 0ppress0r. 𓆝
IF YOU WOULD PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BADGES BEFORE MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF. WHEN REFERRING TO THE SOCIETY THAT I BURNED DOWN VIA METEOR, "THE OPPRESSOR" IS A SPECIFIC PERSON AND THE SYSTEMS SHE DESIGNED. AN AVERAGE FUCHSIA DOES NOT HAVE THE POWER TO PERMANENTLY INSTITUTIONALIZE YOU FOR LOOKING AT THEM WRONG. BECAUSE THEIR NAME IS NOT FEFERI "SHEPHERD CONSTERN" PEIXES. MEENAH IS CHILL. AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR A CERTAIN CUEBALL-HEADED ASSHOLE OPTIMIZING YOUR SOCIETY ALONG THE WRONG AXIS. THE CONDESCE WOULD BE A FINE ENOUGH RULER. THE SOLE REASON SHE ISN'T. IS THAT HER BOSS MAKES REALLY SPECIFIC CHOICES. BECAUSE OF A TIME LOOP.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Perhaps bef0re "∿aking an ass 0f y0urself", as y0u say, y0u'd catch 0n that 0ur realities are very different. Whatever eXp0siti0n y0u are thr0wing at ∿e, at the end 0f the day, is useless. I d0n't kn0w th0se pe0ple, n0r d0 I care. I d0 appreciate y0ur p0int 0f view, h0wever, it just isn't what I have eXperienced 0r survived. 𓆝
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CATCH ON THAT YOUR REALITY IS NOT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS SITE. EVEN ASSUMING THAT IT DID HAPPEN TO BE TRUE THAT ALL THE NEARBY FISH WERE TOTAL ASSHOLES (WHICH I WOULD BE LOATH TO RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ENTIRELY; A SOCIETY CONSISTING OF NOTHING BUT PARADOX CLONES OF CRONUS AMPORA IS UNFORTUNATELY NOT THAT UNLIKELY) YOU'RE GOING TO RUN INTO MANY ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ARE NORMAL. IF YOU EVER ATTEND THE VARIOUS IN-PERSON EVENTS HOSTED HERE, YOU'LL EVEN RUN INTO THEM IN PERSON. TRY TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM. THEY DIDN'T PERSONALLY PISS ON YOUR MOON.
`how many of the dead are on here? is this website worth my time?`
COUNTING OR NOT COUNTING DREAMBUBBLES.
IT'S A "DEFAULT" AFTERLIFE OF SORTS FOR ALL MANNER OF GHOSTS. A YOUNGER ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE CONSTERN SET IT UP, SUPPOSEDLY. MOST USERS FROM MY HOMEWORLD ON THIS SITE CAN BE FOUND THERE, DEAD AND STILL POSTING. IF YOU'RE RESTRICTING YOUR GAZE SPECIFICALLY TO SPIRITS WHO STICK AROUND, OR TO THE REANIMATED, THERE ARE SIGNIFICANTLY FEWER. BUT THEY'RE AROUND. IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
`this is good to know, i guess. not sure who "the constern" is or what a "younger alternate version" could possibly mean in this context, but i guess that just means i've got a lot to learn`
REJOICE FOR THE FACT THAT THE NAME "BEFORUS" MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. AS FOR ALTERNATE SELVES. WELL. PARADOX SPACE IS VAST. TIMELINES BRANCH OUT LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. YOU'RE GOING TO RUN INTO A LOT OF NAMES THAT ARE SHARED BETWEEN A DOZEN DIFFERENT USERS. BECAUSE THEY'RE VERSIONS OF THE SAME PERSON FROM SEPARATE REALITIES. THE COLLECTION OF ALL VERSIONS OF SOMEONE AS A PLATONIC IDEAL IS REFERRED TO AS THE "ULTIMATE SELF."
`oh god, i just looked it up and there's another version of me without horns. what the hell? well, thanks for the crash course. i'm sure ill pick up on the intricacies sooner or later`
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.
So do you think my aspect would be heart if I played Sburb because the whole Dirk thing? (I’m not btw this is just a hmmm question.)
FROM OBSERVATION. OF THE VERSIONS OF YOU. THAT COMBINE WITH ZAHHAK. MY MONEY'S ON SPACE. RATHER THAN BEING "THAT WHICH FILLS THE VOID," YOU LOT STRIKE ME AS A "THAT WHICH THE VOID EXISTS WITHIN."
THERE IS ONE PIECE OF HuMAN CuLTuRE. MY DIRK SHOWED ME. CALLED “BIG O”. TO BE HONEST. IT LOOKED INCREDIBLY COOL THROuGHOuT. BuT I HAD NO FuCKING CLuE WHAT WAS GOING ON. BY THE END.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND. IN THE BIG O'S SETTING, SOMETHING WHICH ISN'T REMEMBERED CEASES TO EXIST.
MaybΣ I should start using this wΣbsitΣ likΣ a diary or somΣthing. I'm not ΣntirΣly surΣ what to do with this account.
I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE. WOULD BE INTERESTED. TO HEAR WHAT IT'S LIKE ON REPITON. (IT'S ME. I'M PEOPLE.) GIVEN THAT THE ONLY OTHER REPITONIAN TROLL WHO STILL POSTS. MOVED INTO FELT MANOR.
UH. SHIT. PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY THAT. I'LL MAINTAIN YOUR ANONYMITY OUT OF COURTESY. (I KNOW BECAUSE OF ALTERNATE TIMELINE/HYPERTHETICAL BULLSHIT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.)
Woegothe, the Session Guardian Pokémon. A Ghost/Psychic Type standing at 5'4" in her base form and 5'11" in her Grimdark Form! Pokedex Entry: It appears wherever important events are unfolding. There are no reliable accounts of a Woegothe arriving late. Weight: 105 lbs Gender Ratio: 95% Female 5% Male Egg Groups: Human-Like / Amorphous Catch Rate: 30 Base Friendship: 35 Growth Rate: Medium Slow EV Yield: 3 Sp.Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,059,860 Evolution Line: She starts as a Mournlet until level 24 where she turned into Curatrix. A level 42 with Future Sight, she turned evolved into Woegothe! Her Base Stats are: HP: 105 Attack: 55 Defense: 90 Sp. Atk: 125 Sp. Def: 115 Speed: 55 Woegothe isn't particularly fast in the conventional sense, however her Trick Room allows her to be precisely where she needs to be! Her Ability is Forewarn, revealing her opponent's highest-power move! Below are her Level Up Moves! 1 Astonish 1 Confusion 1 Leer 1 Teleport 5 Disable 8 Psybeam 12 Mean Look 16 Night Shade 20 Detect 24 Hex 28 Imprison 32 Calm Mind 36 Shadow Ball 40 Future Sight 44 Curate 48 Psychic 52 Destiny Bond 56 Trick Room 60 Nasty Plot 64 Phantom Force 68 Perish Song
AT 55, YOU WOULD BE OUTSPED BY MIN SPEED URSALUNA, NO? DO YOU HAVE ANY FORM OF ADDITIONAL SPEED CONTROL TO ANSWER THE BEAR, SUCH AS SELF-PARA?
[I'm not in the mood to write an entire dissertation about quadrants][I just can't wrap my mind around why these "humans" are so fascinated by them][It's not the first time a xenos species got too into troll culture, but most of them don't go around acting as the experts][As far as I'm aware, they entirely lack the respective biological functions to engage with the quadrant system properly][Utterly foolish for any human to try acting as though they know better than those of us steeped in our own culture][Especially when they do it between each other][Ick][Playing at being civilized, I suppose]
YOU ARE INCORRECT. ALL SOCIAL XENO SPECIES. POSSESS 100% OF THE REQUIRED BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS. FOR ALL FOUR QUADRANTS. THE ONLY XENO SPECIES IN WHICH ALL FOUR ARE NOT FOUND NATURALLY. ARE CHERUBIM. DUE TO HAVING EVOLVED AS AN ASOCIAL SPECIES AS AN ADAPTATION FOR LONG STRETCHES OF ABSOLUTE SOLITUDE.
[Yes, of course, it's far more likely than there's a single solitary species that doesn't adhere to a single rigid system than different species having different biological imperatives necessitating different suites of neurochemical motivators][I must've been mistaken]<My many sweeps of study, all gone to waste>[Oh no, so sad][Make your own post if it's so important to you to spread misinformation]
IT IS, IN FACT, FAR MORE LIKELY. BECAUSE IT IS 100% CORRECT. ALL OF YOUR RESEARCH IS WRONG. CONVERGENT EVOLUTION. NECESSITATES THAT THE EXACT SAME NEUROCHEMISTRY. DEVELOPS IN ALL SAPIENT SOCIAL SPECIES. INCLUDING NOT ONLY THE SAME SET OF EMOTIONS. BUT ALSO THE EXISTENCE OF QUADRANTS. THIS IS BECAUSE. THE QUADRANTS ARE A NECESSARY ADAPTATION. TO THE EVOLUTIONARY PRESSURES COMMON TO *ALL* SOCIAL SPECIES. AS MENTIONED. THE SOLE REASON. THAT CHERUBIM ARE SPECIAL LITTLE FREAKS. ARE THAT THEY ARE NOT A SOCIAL SPECIES.
CLEARLY IT'S YOU THAT DOESN'T.
[You mistake an observed phenomenon for a guiding force][Next you're going to say that because trolls have two arms and two legs, all sapient life must have the same][Convergent evolution necessitates nothing][You are an idiot]
NOT ALL SAPIENT LIFE. HAS THE SAME BODY PLAN. AS THE SEVEN SAPIENT SPECIES. THAT ARE MOST COMMONLY SEEN ON THIS SITE. THIS IS BECAUSE THE TROLLIAN BODY PLAN. IS NOT A PREREQUISITE FOR SOCIAL EXISTENCE. THE SUBJECT OF THIS POST. HOWEVER. IS A SET OF BEHAVIORS. THAT ARE NECESSARY FOR FUNCTIONING IN ALL SOCIAL SPECIES.
I do not want to proudly proclaim status as a dog. The badge is enough. This is temporary. I am a carapacian.
I MAY OR MAY NOT. HAVE INSTINCTIVELY READ THAT LAST SENTENCE. IN THE TONE OF VOICE. OTHERWISE RESERVED FOR. "I am an Ally."