Darcie Graves
@borrowedDecree
`the greatest necromancer in troll manhattan` `she/her, fuck off`
`oh god, the chess guy is running around now? just what i need, another lecturer`
`the minions the patrons make are kinda cute. too bad they go down so easily and my master really wants them dead`
`is the rat king a wild lusus? whats his deal?`
`how did calico get stuck with such a small and ugly lusus? don't get me wrong, shes a great lusus, but it seems too understated for a woman of her stature`
`went to chill at the bell tower in chinatown, the creeps were nice enough to leave me alone, thankfully`
That is one of The Lash's favorite spots to groundstrike from.
Typically The Lash punch the sinners once and wait for Wraith to start climbing the rope. Not much she can do about that one, gets her mad as fuck.
`damn, you really are the asshole everyone says you are, huh remind me to stay on your good side`
`been studying "human culture" at the behest of my teacher you all have a very strange way of life`
strange how?
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Humans have many varied definitions to what they call "a way of life". Is there a specific generalized way you mean?
It's good to see you here, Graves. Humans are very strange.
`i guess in particular the lack of quadrants has thrown me for a loop. also somehow the more and less brutal society. its like looking in a mirror that also is blurring the edges, making things softer`
ITT's Tough. You'll GeTT Used To ITT The More You GeTT Exposed To ITT. They Have Their CulTTure Differences, And We Have Ours.
That’s very fair! I imagine it’s quite alien C|:^)
`alien is the word, i guess you're right. you'd think i'd maybe be a bit more accustomed to the strange with how much time i spend with the dead`
`just got jumped on the way to the subway. fuckers stole one of my jars, what the hell are they gonna use it for? there aren't even any souls in that one`
The weak often feel like they must steal from those who are strong instead of achieving greatness for themselves. I think that whoever stole your jar was attempting to steal greatness for themselves.
`i can't really imagine how great stealing an empty jar could even remotely feel worthwhile, but what do i know thanks for the roundabout compliment, though`
`this place isn't so bad. plenty of the dead to talk to, maybe teacher was right`
`my teacher wants me to keep an eye on the goings on of this website. not really sure why, so whats going on here tonight?`
Not much ★t the moment from wh★t I c★n tell
An annoying shithead who periodically shows up to ragebait me has resurfaced, again. An alternative version of Lord English's father made an account and gave the original a severe headache. Rose B.'s weekly film screening is in progress.
`again with these "alternate versions" of people i don't know, this has to be some joke the patrons are playing on me oh, and sorry about the asshole annoying you. maybe they're trying to court you for a spades relationship?`
> KR: Pitch flirting with [personally identifying information redacted] is certainly a c✴ncerning ch✴ice. > AE: Eugh. Pitch flirting would imply I have ANY form of RESPECT for the two of you. I'll live. But it sure is rough out here.
`why the hell is there an alternate "me" on here, and why doesn't she have horns? lord, this is gonna take some getting used to`
`good to know im not the only troll from the cursed apple on here`
`how many of the dead are on here? is this website worth my time?`
IT'S A "DEFAULT" AFTERLIFE OF SORTS FOR ALL MANNER OF GHOSTS. A YOUNGER ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE CONSTERN SET IT UP, SUPPOSEDLY. MOST USERS FROM MY HOMEWORLD ON THIS SITE CAN BE FOUND THERE, DEAD AND STILL POSTING. IF YOU'RE RESTRICTING YOUR GAZE SPECIFICALLY TO SPIRITS WHO STICK AROUND, OR TO THE REANIMATED, THERE ARE SIGNIFICANTLY FEWER. BUT THEY'RE AROUND. IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
Eh its alright My death in itself is the least 0f my pr0blems
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`this is good to know, i guess. not sure who "the constern" is or what a "younger alternate version" could possibly mean in this context, but i guess that just means i've got a lot to learn`
`death clearly didn't stop you, so you're already a step ahead of the curve on that front`
REJOICE FOR THE FACT THAT THE NAME "BEFORUS" MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. AS FOR ALTERNATE SELVES. WELL. PARADOX SPACE IS VAST. TIMELINES BRANCH OUT LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. YOU'RE GOING TO RUN INTO A LOT OF NAMES THAT ARE SHARED BETWEEN A DOZEN DIFFERENT USERS. BECAUSE THEY'RE VERSIONS OF THE SAME PERSON FROM SEPARATE REALITIES. THE COLLECTION OF ALL VERSIONS OF SOMEONE AS A PLATONIC IDEAL IS REFERRED TO AS THE "ULTIMATE SELF."
`sure, i'm allowed, but i guess you could call it a sense of nostalgia regarding the dead plus, who else is going to listen to the dead's problems and try to help them?`
`oh god, i just looked it up and there's another version of me without horns. what the hell? well, thanks for the crash course. i'm sure ill pick up on the intricacies sooner or later`
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.
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