The Doorman
@trollDoorman
Come stay at the Baroness, brunch is complimentary!
To all guests at The Baroness Hotel -- for those who are interested, reach out to staff for free admission to the Spa today :) Things have been quite stressful lately. We've even asked Viscous to set up "The Cube" :)
Holy shit I am gonna get fuuuuuucked up on mimosas while I get my scales done #substance
Vyper. The moment you make a fool of yourself, I will personally escort you to a part of The Baroness that you really, truly do not wish to go.
Lmao why is the guy who opens the door threatening me with ... Going into the Hotel
Now. I have been gone for a short while. Or, a long while, I am not entirely sure. I stepped away from the Ritual for what I thought was a brief time. And in my absence... it seems as though the Archmother's team has taken down all of our Guardians. All of our Walkers. They have run urn 4 times and they have secured the Rift on Green. WHAT is my team doing? WHERE is my team? I thought we were trying to summon a Patron, here. Show some professionalism.
My lane partner (vyper) left to go harass Lash (two lanes away) while Abrams (big blue bastard) and Seven (tastes like burning flesh and getting electrocuted) ate the entire lane.
Drifter... I do not blame any of this on you. However. Should you not be engaging them from the shadows? They cannot stop what they cannot see coming. You're good at working alone.
Mon cher, I am doing my best with what I've got.
I find it quite enjoyable when he attempts to hide in the shadows and I simply just electrocute him and make him light up as if he were the sun. And then I enjoy watching him die. I expected your pet rainbow drinker to be stronger, Doorman.
The Drifter and I are finally back from our Honeymoon. Apologies for the absence.
[WOW WHAT #ONGRAT$]
Surprised the Baroness didn't burn down with you gone
To everyone staying at The Baroness: The pool is currently CLOSED for maintenance. I am unsure of how long this will last. This is a slight bit problematic in the face of the coming heatwave... though we do have air conditioning at The Baroness. That said, we are offering free refreshments in the lobby for anyone who needs them -- guest or not -- to come in and grab over the course of the week. There will be frozen desserts and ice cold beverages available to grab as anyone needs (do try to limit yourselves for the sake of others)!
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And I am sure you do your very best, Ms. Clenup (do correct me if you prefer a title of another sort). If you ever have a day off, please, allow me to treat you to a day at The Baroness. We in the hospitality industry must look out for one another.
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This is very helpful, Mo.
Hello, everyone. I am currently unavailable. I am standing just outside of mid boss while the other team takes care of it; to my own team, I have a door ready for us to steal rejuv. Be ready in, oh, I'd say about... Thirty seconds? I will see you all there.
Update: I did not see you all there. In fact I saw none of you there. But it is fine; I managed to send Haze on a lovely trip to The Baroness, and I have secured the Rejuv for the Hidden King. (Note: Haze will be back. Do keep her away from me, yes? She seemed quite mad.)
I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN BATTLE WITH VICTOR FOR THE PAST TEN FUCKING MINUTES WHY WONT HE DIE
I love eating cops, don't worry about a thing >:]
That's kind of his thing. If can be there quite soon if you still need assistance.
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
They taste worse when they're all sad like that but pig is pig >:]
I am on my way. Do not worry, Silver. I have a lovely room prepared for Victor at The Baroness. :)
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
How kind! Thank you. My staff and I may likely take you up on that offer.
Question.
I have no questions.
Mo! President Trollbama, who was recently ousted from office during a coup, is back. :) (I think the Drifter intended to eat him and/or his staff.)
I hope that everyone has been having a wonderful day. Just so everyone knows, there are many rooms open at The Baroness :)
Sometimes I wonder if completing the Ritual is worth it. After all, I have no personal investment in it... and my team lets me down so very often.
Counterpoint, hype moments and aura Plus we get to put all those overconfident posers in their place
Counter-counterpoint: I just watched REM take every single Sinners in the area and he is probably going to singlehandedly put us all six-feet under.
Counter-counter-counterpoint I just killed him, took the souls and am on my way to buy spellbreaker
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(°. i will lick y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹dstained hands clean .°) (°. #g𖦹re #vi𖦹lence #suggestive .°)
>>| .i've read some fictions .involving rainbow drinkers. .i'll say .it, this was the most nasty thing .i have .ever read .in my life. which .is cool .and .interesting. #nsfw
Today has been an awful day. Why, you may ask? Because someone decided to try and run urn only to completely leave the area, thus allowing the Archmother's lackeys to secure it. We are in a 10k souls deficit, people. For the sake of the Ritual I must ask that you all "lock in!"
I am locked in, and by locked in I mean four beers in. so I'm operating at peak performance.
She dead on my lock until I 0-15-28.... #suggestive
Silver. I am asking so very politely right now. Please. The Walker on York. Silver. It needs to be destroyed.
Okay I'm on it, yeesh And if I die tell literally any women I love them
Vyper was told "do urn" and heard "dive walker and feed Wraith" and if that what was actually asked of her, she'd be doing great.
>>| .i don't know .about you. but .i think rainbow drinkers .are real.
i've had to tend to one in the past, identity preserved for confidentiality, but she was definitely as the tales describe.
(°. i'm feeling very real t𖦹night .°)
>>| how real?
(°. especially real .°)
My friends on Chittr, What is a good gift for a rainbow drinker? I know that he can see this post, so Drifter, I would like to politely ask that you do not read the replies if I get any; it would spoil any surprise. Thank you.
This one vexes me, Mo. But if you are asking if we are together, the answer is yes. :)
Do I use Doorman's doors to hunt my prey? I've been known to once or twice, it's fun to catch them by surprise like that >:]
Oh shit Im not supposed to be here ignore me I didnt look what I was replying too whoops
@feralRainbowdrinker since today seems to be a day of appreciation... Although our relationship is very new, I do hope that you enjoy it as much as I do. For all of my complaining about you tracking in blood on the carpets, or tearing my uniform with your claws (surely without intending to), I am so very happy to be with you. :) Please allow me to treat you to dinner and perhaps some form of dessert tonight? #matespritmonday #suggestive :) #violence
Didn't know you could be so sappy, mon cher. I'm happy to be with you too, I enjoy it greatly. Now you're stuck with me >:] Dinner and dessert sounds great, you're my favorite treat afterall <3 #suggestive
༻ I was doing something called being employed what did I miss? ༺
I am preemptively closing down the bar at The Baroness and anyone who has ever participated in this trend will be logged and denied service in the future.
> what happened
> the WHAT
You can take the wolf outta the bar but you can't take the bar outta the wolf.
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Tonight, my post at The Baroness will be manned by someone else. I am going on a short trip with someone. :)