♦ pitied by @trollDoorman
Holy shit I am gonna get fuuuuuucked up on mimosas while I get my scales done #substance
My lane partner (vyper) left to go harass Lash (two lanes away) while Abrams (big blue bastard) and Seven (tastes like burning flesh and getting electrocuted) ate the entire lane.
I WISH I BOUGHT HEALBANE
They taste worse when they're all sad like that but pig is pig >:]
I'm so fucking drunk right #substances
SHE DEAD ON MY LOCK UNTIL I 1-20-29 BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOO #suggestive
AND THATS HOW YOU BACKDOOR A WALKER BABYYYYYY I need a beer
Fuck ... Eh I'll take it
I am locked in, and by locked in I mean four beers in. so I'm operating at peak performance.
D --> I don't understand why people pity my posts so much D --> I think I need to make a point about how buff and c001 I am more often
> the WHAT
I fucking missed the best godamn trend on this site fuck my stupid puppy life
Doorman is busy with his renovations after "someone" broke the ceiling there. Its fun to watch him pace around like a trapped bug
The patrons sought to test my patience by placing me in charge of an oblivious child. And then I shared my knowledge of gun warfare with him and watched him mow down our enemies. Yesterday was a good day. #violence
I spoke to Viscous about the issues of The Deep, and this Adversary he spoke of was very interesting. I wonder what one could learn from a being such as that.
Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
WHAT'S THAT? THE LASH WAS RThe LashGHT AGAThe LashN?! WHAT A TWThe LashST!
※ NOTICE: Please stop pitying mmy "Chitts". I was previously one of the mmost highly sought-after intermmediaries on Beforus. That's not very pitiful. - Also, I amm literally winning right now. Hashtag, not pitiful.
Not the prettyboy I'm interested in, sorry
Drank from a seadwellar who found his way inland... Tasted like expensive sushi and caviar. Also it's real fun to make a meal out of something that will hit the news. #violence
Deathslam is off of cooldown btw.