The Doorman
@trollDoorman
Come stay at the Baroness, brunch is complimentary!
To everyone staying at The Baroness: The pool is currently CLOSED for maintenance. I am unsure of how long this will last. This is a slight bit problematic in the face of the coming heatwave... though we do have air conditioning at The Baroness. That said, we are offering free refreshments in the lobby for anyone who needs them -- guest or not -- to come in and grab over the course of the week. There will be frozen desserts and ice cold beverages available to grab as anyone needs (do try to limit yourselves for the sake of others)!
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And I am sure you do your very best, Ms. Clenup (do correct me if you prefer a title of another sort). If you ever have a day off, please, allow me to treat you to a day at The Baroness. We in the hospitality industry must look out for one another.
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Hello, everyone. I am currently unavailable. I am standing just outside of mid boss while the other team takes care of it; to my own team, I have a door ready for us to steal rejuv. Be ready in, oh, I'd say about... Thirty seconds? I will see you all there.
Update: I did not see you all there. In fact I saw none of you there. But it is fine; I managed to send Haze on a lovely trip to The Baroness, and I have secured the Rejuv for the Hidden King. (Note: Haze will be back. Do keep her away from me, yes? She seemed quite mad.)
I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN BATTLE WITH VICTOR FOR THE PAST TEN FUCKING MINUTES WHY WONT HE DIE
That's kind of his thing. If can be there quite soon if you still need assistance.
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
They taste worse when they're all sad like that but pig is pig >:]
I am on my way. Do not worry, Silver. I have a lovely room prepared for Victor at The Baroness. :)
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
How kind! Thank you. My staff and I may likely take you up on that offer.
Mo! President Trollbama, who was recently ousted from office during a coup, is back. :) (I think the Drifter intended to eat him and/or his staff.)
I hope that everyone has been having a wonderful day. Just so everyone knows, there are many rooms open at The Baroness :)
Sometimes I wonder if completing the Ritual is worth it. After all, I have no personal investment in it... and my team lets me down so very often.
Counterpoint, hype moments and aura Plus we get to put all those overconfident posers in their place
Counter-counterpoint: I just watched REM take every single Sinners in the area and he is probably going to singlehandedly put us all six-feet under.
Counter-counter-counterpoint I just killed him, took the souls and am on my way to buy spellbreaker
Today has been an awful day. Why, you may ask? Because someone decided to try and run urn only to completely leave the area, thus allowing the Archmother's lackeys to secure it. We are in a 10k souls deficit, people. For the sake of the Ritual I must ask that you all "lock in!"
I am locked in, and by locked in I mean four beers in. so I'm operating at peak performance.
Silver. I am asking so very politely right now. Please. The Walker on York. Silver. It needs to be destroyed.
Okay I'm on it, yeesh And if I die tell literally any women I love them
Vyper was told "do urn" and heard "dive walker and feed Wraith" and if that what was actually asked of her, she'd be doing great.
My friends on Chittr, What is a good gift for a rainbow drinker? I know that he can see this post, so Drifter, I would like to politely ask that you do not read the replies if I get any; it would spoil any surprise. Thank you.
This one vexes me, Mo. But if you are asking if we are together, the answer is yes. :)
Do I use Doorman's doors to hunt my prey? I've been known to once or twice, it's fun to catch them by surprise like that >:]
Oh shit Im not supposed to be here ignore me I didnt look what I was replying too whoops
@feralRainbowdrinker since today seems to be a day of appreciation... Although our relationship is very new, I do hope that you enjoy it as much as I do. For all of my complaining about you tracking in blood on the carpets, or tearing my uniform with your claws (surely without intending to), I am so very happy to be with you. :) Please allow me to treat you to dinner and perhaps some form of dessert tonight? #matespritmonday #suggestive :) #violence
Didn't know you could be so sappy, mon cher. I'm happy to be with you too, I enjoy it greatly. Now you're stuck with me >:] Dinner and dessert sounds great, you're my favorite treat afterall <3 #suggestive
I am preemptively closing down the bar at The Baroness and anyone who has ever participated in this trend will be logged and denied service in the future.
You can take the wolf outta the bar but you can't take the bar outta the wolf.
Tonight, my post at The Baroness will be manned by someone else. I am going on a short trip with someone. :)
Hello, Chittr. I would like to apologize in advanced, but the ballroom at The Baroness is currently not available for any sort of bookings and most likely will not be for at least a few nights. Repairs must be made to the ceiling after SOMEONE (I am not naming any names) leapt through the glass ceiling, breaking it and causing immense damage to the building and mild harm to hotel guests. This is, and I cannot believe I have to say this, unacceptable behavior.
You might not be namin names but I got a good idea in my head who that might've been
As do I, Drifter. On another note, I apologize if this makes me a small bit late to our "rendezvous." I have to get things back in order in a timely manner.
Going on another small outing with a certain someone again tonight. I am finding it very difficult to wait. These emotions are quite exciting.
He bit me. :/ #nsfw (...?)
Tonight at The Baroness, I (and the rest of the staff) are going to be wearing these quaint "bunny suit" outfits. There is some sort of themed night going on. I will say, they are a bit... "breezy." I am not sure I've ever had as much skin exposed to the elements while on the clock before! So if that is something you would like to see, then, I suggest perhaps coming to The Baroness. #suggestive
Holy shit Doorman? You gonna take cash in your cleavage like they do in the club? #suggestive
I'll be finding you after that little event of yours >:] You probably dont want a crowd lookin in. #suggestive
How very forward of you, Drifter. Room 304, make sure you knock.
I would never turn down a paying customer's gratuities, should they find my services exemplary.
"you people need to learn what the dms are for and slide in those instead" Yes, Vyper, and YOU need to learn what personal space is. Of course, that would be asking too much of you. In fact, asking you to be decent in any kind of way is asking too much of you. Please go back to stalking the Lash -- who, by the way, has no interest in you whatsoever.
Good day/night, Chittr. I had a very wonderful time yesterday. It was quite "fun" to chat with a certain someone. Cleared up a few grievances that, in the grand scheme of things, seem quite small now. A few small carpet stains are a fine price to pay for good company. (Besides, I can clean just about anything).
I had a good time too, Doorman. Let's go out for a bite sometime
@feralRainbowdrinker If I were to un-ban you from The Baroness under the conditions that you behave yourself and adhere to a basic policy of not eating any guests or making an intentional mess of the hotel, would you perhaps like to meet me in the back garden for a chat?
Sure, pretty boy. We can have a chat, no guests being eaten. Can't promise no mess but it won't be intentional
I have done some thinking.
I think... I have more thinking to do. And perhaps I will do something ill advised, against my better judgement.
I was under the impression that that itself is the entire point of this whole "social media" thing. To talk about absolutely nothing while flip-flopping volatile emotions around.
You know wh★t? I c★n't be ★ sm★rt ★ss ★bout this, you hit the n★il on the he★d. My ★pologies.
I have much to think about.
I believe I am having some... unusual thoughts about a certain troll. Odd. If anyone is well-versed in romance and is willing to consult with me on such matters, there is a free stay at The Baroness in it for you.
It is, and I am not quite sure what I am meant to do about such thoughts. I am not usually distracted from my work.
WELL 8OY DO I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU !! !! !! !! The Yaoi Fairy is In
Ah. So you know how to help? I at the very least wish to know what exactly I am feeling. This emotion is quite new to me. It is an odd stirring in my chest when I think about him, though I cannot quite determine if it is disgust or if it is some form of... excitement? Endearment? The jury is still out.
hmmm...well, I am a 8it of a master of all things 8oyx8oy, you see. It sounds like what you're experiencing may 8e a form of yearning; your pusher picking up speed in your thoracic cavity, your face feeling flush and warm, guts feeling a 8it unsure with nerves. That sound right ??
To any of the guests at The Baroness: I sincerely apologize for the brazenly inappropriate "display of affection" that two trolls made everyone else privy to in our pool on the first floor. They have been, of course, banned from the establishment. This is a reminder to everyone that every area that is NOT your room is NOT private. You may do whatever you wish within your own PAID FOR rooms, but not in the common areas of The Baroness. I am not sure why this needs to be said. #suggestive
I would advise against taking any sort of aggressive action against fellow guests at The Baroness. However, if a certain robotic friend of ours were to get into a particularly nasty water-related ACCIDENT, well... I suppose such a thing couldn't be helped.
Noted. The Lash will be sure to keep this in mind in future interactions at the baroness.