The Doorman
@trollDoorman
Come stay at the Baroness, brunch is complimentary!
I have looked at the online reviews of the (esteemed) Baroness Hotel and would like to set the record straight on some of the falsehoods spread there. There is no corridor with a floor that falls away into the void; the construction of the building itself is impeccable and there are no faults to be found within. If there was a corridor leading to a terrible fate in the void, there would be no chance for the average guest to wander into it and, in fact, the people complaining about it (to the point that they're leaving poor reviews of one of the finest, most respected hotels) would probably deserve it if they happened to end up there. Please, do come stay at the Baroness; luxury is a mere reservation away.
The ODDS of this hotel being fucking awesome... [THE ODDS: 5:2]
Hello chittr. The Baroness is offering discounted stays this weekend. Come stop in, stay a while :)