The Doorman
@trollDoorman
Come stay at the Baroness, brunch is complimentary!
To everyone staying at The Baroness: The pool is currently CLOSED for maintenance. I am unsure of how long this will last. This is a slight bit problematic in the face of the coming heatwave... though we do have air conditioning at The Baroness. That said, we are offering free refreshments in the lobby for anyone who needs them -- guest or not -- to come in and grab over the course of the week. There will be frozen desserts and ice cold beverages available to grab as anyone needs (do try to limit yourselves for the sake of others)!
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And I am sure you do your very best, Ms. Clenup (do correct me if you prefer a title of another sort). If you ever have a day off, please, allow me to treat you to a day at The Baroness. We in the hospitality industry must look out for one another.
Love watchin folks walk past, not knowing that any one of them could be my next meal. There's a thrill in just how oblivious trolls can be when there's danger breathin down their necks. #violence
You've really got to stop posting things like this while I am on the clock, Drifter.
Hello, everyone. I am currently unavailable. I am standing just outside of mid boss while the other team takes care of it; to my own team, I have a door ready for us to steal rejuv. Be ready in, oh, I'd say about... Thirty seconds? I will see you all there.
Update: I did not see you all there. In fact I saw none of you there. But it is fine; I managed to send Haze on a lovely trip to The Baroness, and I have secured the Rejuv for the Hidden King. (Note: Haze will be back. Do keep her away from me, yes? She seemed quite mad.)
I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN BATTLE WITH VICTOR FOR THE PAST TEN FUCKING MINUTES WHY WONT HE DIE
I love eating cops, don't worry about a thing >:]
That's kind of his thing. If can be there quite soon if you still need assistance.
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
I am on my way. Do not worry, Silver. I have a lovely room prepared for Victor at The Baroness. :)
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This is very helpful, Mo.
Did you know snakes have orgies? ;)? #nsfw
There are these things called inside thoughts. They are kept inside of your head and typically, they do not come out in any way. You should really try having them, Vyper.
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
Question.
Mo! President Trollbama, who was recently ousted from office during a coup, is back. :) (I think the Drifter intended to eat him and/or his staff.)
Sometimes I wonder if completing the Ritual is worth it. After all, I have no personal investment in it... and my team lets me down so very often.
Counterpoint, hype moments and aura Plus we get to put all those overconfident posers in their place
Counter-counterpoint: I just watched REM take every single Sinners in the area and he is probably going to singlehandedly put us all six-feet under.
Today has been an awful day. Why, you may ask? Because someone decided to try and run urn only to completely leave the area, thus allowing the Archmother's lackeys to secure it. We are in a 10k souls deficit, people. For the sake of the Ritual I must ask that you all "lock in!"
This was not directed at you, Mo. I promise. Thank you for keeping the enemy from our objectives.
I am locked in, and by locked in I mean four beers in. so I'm operating at peak performance.
She dead on my lock until I 0-15-28.... #suggestive
Silver. I am asking so very politely right now. Please. The Walker on York. Silver. It needs to be destroyed.
Okay I'm on it, yeesh And if I die tell literally any women I love them
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I think you're right. At the very least, I can see it. I will keep an eye out if either are at The Baroness at the same time; I do love to snoop.
I will be sure to share with the class if I learn anything interesting. (By the way, both of them seem to have reservations for a few nights from now. How interesting!)
My friends on Chittr, What is a good gift for a rainbow drinker? I know that he can see this post, so Drifter, I would like to politely ask that you do not read the replies if I get any; it would spoil any surprise. Thank you.
This one vexes me, Mo. But if you are asking if we are together, the answer is yes. :)