The Doorman
@trollDoorman
Come stay at the Baroness, brunch is complimentary!
@feralRainbowdrinker I am green now.
*Places icecream gently*
It was some kind of event going on. I am going to become un-Green now, because its usefulness has worn off. However, I do think that this happens to Abrams sometimes.
Ok everyone put in your ordera now so I can write them down #greengang #ice-cream
I would like plain vanilla, thank you.
So many of my allies, enemies, and friends are on this website now. Truly, we live in miraculous times.
You doorman get hit with the green beam and you can get icecream
`been studying "human culture" at the behest of my teacher you all have a very strange way of life`
It's good to see you here, Graves. Humans are very strange.
To all guests at The Baroness Hotel -- for those who are interested, reach out to staff for free admission to the Spa today :) Things have been quite stressful lately. We've even asked Viscous to set up "The Cube" :)
Holy shit I am gonna get fuuuuuucked up on mimosas while I get my scales done #substance
Vyper. The moment you make a fool of yourself, I will personally escort you to a part of The Baroness that you really, truly do not wish to go.
Now. I have been gone for a short while. Or, a long while, I am not entirely sure. I stepped away from the Ritual for what I thought was a brief time. And in my absence... it seems as though the Archmother's team has taken down all of our Guardians. All of our Walkers. They have run urn 4 times and they have secured the Rift on Green. WHAT is my team doing? WHERE is my team? I thought we were trying to summon a Patron, here. Show some professionalism.
My lane partner (vyper) left to go harass Lash (two lanes away) while Abrams (big blue bastard) and Seven (tastes like burning flesh and getting electrocuted) ate the entire lane.
Drifter... I do not blame any of this on you. However. Should you not be engaging them from the shadows? They cannot stop what they cannot see coming. You're good at working alone.
To everyone staying at The Baroness: The pool is currently CLOSED for maintenance. I am unsure of how long this will last. This is a slight bit problematic in the face of the coming heatwave... though we do have air conditioning at The Baroness. That said, we are offering free refreshments in the lobby for anyone who needs them -- guest or not -- to come in and grab over the course of the week. There will be frozen desserts and ice cold beverages available to grab as anyone needs (do try to limit yourselves for the sake of others)!
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And I am sure you do your very best, Ms. Clenup (do correct me if you prefer a title of another sort). If you ever have a day off, please, allow me to treat you to a day at The Baroness. We in the hospitality industry must look out for one another.
Love watchin folks walk past, not knowing that any one of them could be my next meal. There's a thrill in just how oblivious trolls can be when there's danger breathin down their necks. #violence
You've really got to stop posting things like this while I am on the clock, Drifter.
Hello, everyone. I am currently unavailable. I am standing just outside of mid boss while the other team takes care of it; to my own team, I have a door ready for us to steal rejuv. Be ready in, oh, I'd say about... Thirty seconds? I will see you all there.
Update: I did not see you all there. In fact I saw none of you there. But it is fine; I managed to send Haze on a lovely trip to The Baroness, and I have secured the Rejuv for the Hidden King. (Note: Haze will be back. Do keep her away from me, yes? She seemed quite mad.)
I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN BATTLE WITH VICTOR FOR THE PAST TEN FUCKING MINUTES WHY WONT HE DIE
I love eating cops, don't worry about a thing >:]
That's kind of his thing. If can be there quite soon if you still need assistance.
Well then you will be happy to know that Holliday has been skulking about as well.
I am on my way. Do not worry, Silver. I have a lovely room prepared for Victor at The Baroness. :)
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This is very helpful, Mo.
Did you know snakes have orgies? ;)? #nsfw
There are these things called inside thoughts. They are kept inside of your head and typically, they do not come out in any way. You should really try having them, Vyper.
Oh! In honor of the President returning to his rightful place in office, I'd like to extend both my sincerest congratulations -- as well as free stays at The Baroness -- to him and his staff. *(Offer is available indefinitely).
Question.
Mo! President Trollbama, who was recently ousted from office during a coup, is back. :) (I think the Drifter intended to eat him and/or his staff.)
Sometimes I wonder if completing the Ritual is worth it. After all, I have no personal investment in it... and my team lets me down so very often.
Counterpoint, hype moments and aura Plus we get to put all those overconfident posers in their place
Counter-counterpoint: I just watched REM take every single Sinners in the area and he is probably going to singlehandedly put us all six-feet under.