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The Lash

@greatestOfalltime

You know who I am.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 732Kull Score: 76315 followers4 following
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Fuck Bebop.

The Lash don't know who gave that clown an automatic rifle and a shotgun but he is by far my favorite troll to throw six other trolls at.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You can just throw trolls out of the urn fight to win it, they can't stop you from doing that.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

MOOOOOOOO

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@milkyCow[MC]

Hm.

Taking suggestions on what The Lash should wish for when The Lash win the patron's favor. Of course The Lash got ideas of my own, but The Lash am a man of the people.

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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Woolbrained
This user is part of the flock. Dumb. Docile. In their lane. Thriving.
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ more wishes Ɏ

Kult: +2
Total: 2

The thing about The Lash, is that he's extraordinarily humble. So The Lash don't think The Lash will do this, but thank you for the suggestion Lash-head.

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ if you ha-a-ad a-a-a lot of wishes you could give a-a-a lot of wishes a-a-awa-a-ay. #generosity #humbleness Ɏ

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Hm, a valid thought process. The Lash will consider this.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Winning's my business, and business is good.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Perhaps The Lash will represent myself in court. The Lasht's a slam dunk case.

Does anyone know a lawyer? The Lash needs a restraining order.

Kult: +19
Kull: +15
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.27
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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

There's like 25 on Chittr.

The Lash don't know if any of them are good though.

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Fair.

Perfect cardio, perfect form, perfect hair.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Archmother fighters get mad as fuck when you rip them away from their urn fight.

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13

Kinda wish you weren't so fucking real sometimes so I could hate you more

Kult: +2
Total: 2

The Lash'm undeniable.

Damn it fuck you But also fuck Archmother

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Pride month? Is it really pride if you really are that great?

Kult: +100
Kull: +90
Total: 190
Ratio: 1.11

And that's the problem. See?

If I ever start complimenting to you then I've been replaced by an imposter.

The Lash don't see you getting any six troll deathslams.

Oh wait, because you were in the last one. Hahahahahahahahahaa

I'm buying spellbreaker.

Okay well The Lash'm still going to throw you into the clown. See how much spellbreaker helps you against him.

I can live with that

He has silencer.

Im killing myself #suicide

That was the case from the moment you fought The Lash.

The Lash feels like something just happened.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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@syntheticRevolution[SR]

oh god oh fuck

You ever see a New Orleans vampire you get out of there. He's so annoying. #lashtipoftheday

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Some people ask The Lash "How did you even get here The Lash (God of Combat)?" Grapple hook

Just saw Apollo try and deliver urn while my deathslam is ready. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/669f7862bbc6.jpg

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

Lots of people ask me "Lash, why are you participating in the ritual? What could a man like yourself possibly gain from these lesser gods?" Normally I keep this under wraps but I'm feeling extra generous today. When I win the ritual I'm going to wish Mrs. Shelby or whoever back to health.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

you looK liKe "hello neighbor"

I think you mean hello neighbor looks like The Lash.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Grey Talon? Heh, more like Gay Talon. (Good for him, good for him)

Kult: +27
Kull: +10
Total: 37
Ratio: 2.70
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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> My fuck¡ng gog! Theડe b¡tcheડ gay! Good for them! Good for them.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

THE MAN'S WIFE IS DEAD. SHOW SOME SENSITIVITY.

If this... this BELL BOY sends me into a walker stun ONE MORE TIME.

Kult: +4
Total: 4

Entire enemy team bought indomitable, spiritually bebop.

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < aw hey mister the lash i thought you died

Kult: +2
Total: 2

The Lash never dies.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Deathslammed Rem again, never gets old.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The Lash doesn't know why all these ancient relics have decided to unearth themselves, but they should go back before someone else puts them in the dirt. #vaugepost #dashwatching

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yEAh fuck em up lash

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Stand ready for my deathslam, rat-bird-dream thing.