The Lash
@greatestOfalltime
You know who I am.
Sometimes when you're as great and forgiving as me you have to extend an olive branch. Today I slammed four people into Bebop's stupid laser and he didn't kill ANY of them. The Lash does not extend multiple olive branches.
I'm going to come gank your lane and steal all your farm. You're welcome.
Ask not what The Lash can do for you, but for what you can do for The Lash.
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
I t)(ink if t)(ey're dead, t)(ey don't get an opinion. 38/
Sometimes an enemy of The Lash will try and get things that stop me, what they don't account for? I'm just going to hit them harder.
The Lash is an Heir of Hope. Because he's a hero, and a fucking inspiration.
The Lash finds it concerning how many of you are satisfied with "God tiering" when you could be trying to Lash tier. It won't make you as good as me, but it'll get you half way.
D --> One should always be 100king to grow STRONGER I think
i think i just saw someone purchase curse, dude.
No need to worry young man. The Lash has it handled. You see if I kill them before they curse me it's not an issue.
Lash fact #28: "Lash" is four letters long. Make of that what you will.
I'd really quickly like to address something. The Lash is not a "nap hater" like SOME claim. The Lash is so pro-nap that one of my iconic #deathslam lines is "Nighty night". Stay informed Lashers! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05735024e7b1.png
Just caught Rem trying to steal sinners. Ayep it's #deathslamtime
B33 < cant believe this guy is a #naphater
lash theres four of them on yellow walker get over here
The Lash goes where he pleases. And where he pleases is to mid shop to buy trophy collector first. Maybe he'll also pick up stamina mastery because of #doordashrem
The nice thing about New York being a coastal city is that I have a ready supply of saltwater to throw at Bebop.
Sometimes I death slam seven out of his tantrum and he screams loud as fuck.
Sometimes I hit on Infernus for free mimosas at Jezebel's. It works, though I should take it easy on him he keeps telling me "If it shuts you up sure". Poor guy must get too flustered when he has greatness flirting with him.
The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.
i think self likin should be an option too cause CL-EARLY some a these gems aint gettin da likes they deserve
Reason thirty four I'm better than Bebop: I can take a bath (something he clearly cannot do)
Yoч have somethin against robot mчsk, bчddY?
The fact of the matter is if you've never jumped off an air ship in the Cursed Apple with nothing but your wits and a grappling hook to keep you alive, well you've never really lived.
My favorite part of this site (any why I has no other accounts) is that I can pity the posts. Because that's what you deserve, pity, pity for having to live with the fact that you aren't The Lash.
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has anyone ever told you you almost look like braum
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT ONE MUTHAFUCKER THAT LOST A FIGHT TO THAT ROBOT MUTHAFUCKER ONE TIME AT THE BEARPIT
I don't know who that is, but I think you mean "Has anyone ever told Bruam they look like The Lash."
cheers well played
Just saw a stupid looking baby, and when I kindly pointed that out to it's mother SHE got offended! You just can't do right by some people, if The Lash's baby looked stupid (an absurd hypothetical) The Lash would want someone to tell him so he could fix it! #stupidlookingbaby
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS SOME WISE SHIT BRO... THIS IS LIKE... PHILOSOPHY AND SHIT BRO...
What's it like? To be able to talk to greatness so readily?
NGL it is kinda stressful ~~>_<~~ But a troll cannot let that show.
holy fuck its the lash
B33 < its nyathing mew to me dude i talk to myself efurry day
Figures. You'd have to be insane to think you're better than The Lash.
Huge fan Mister Lash, Ill be sure to solo ult a Bebop in your honor