The Lash
@greatestOfalltime
You know who I am.
The Lash've been here the whole time. Just been using veil walker.
The Lash'm just saying The Lash should be allowed to slam Bebop into the concrete even if we're fighting on the same side.
Perhaps more satisfying to groundslam than the rat.
try suplexing "the rat" for some variety could be fun
Much more satisfying to watch also. Perhaps this should be your new gimmick.
The Lash doubt many trillionaires will be participating in the ritual.
The Lashf we want to slam him into the pavement, let me know.
4 minutes. Downtown. You will find us.
The Lashn the street, brawling. Enhanced refresher? Slamming the rat into the pavement more. With my best buddy The Venator.
Gog its so nice watching you work <3 too bad I cant get closer when Venator is around </3
Haha yeah, that's such a shame, that my good clown friend is REALLY good at making sure nobody approaches without dying.
Oh well, you'll try to find time The Lash have no doubts about that!
They hate my magic carpet for no good reason
Damn, that's crazy. Crazy that you don't already think The Lash is unstoppable.
No, please use magic carpet. Directly into my thunder storm + lightning scroll. It would work wonders for you.
The Lash cannot lie. We're down two shrines and have taken zero walkers. The Lasht is not looking good.
Man we got our ass kicked what the fuck
Vyper the patrons aren't exactly Subtle! Was the hidden king not screaming at you?
I mean maybe but I was just so engrossed in my burger and fries, you gotta try this joint sometime
Lash I don't think it's worth even Your breath to try to figure out what the hell is wrong with her
Oh hey. Max trophy collector stacks. Everything's coming up Lash.
The Venator is my BEST FRThe LashEND. You can just throw things at him and he will shotgun them into the wall.
hehe sometimes i also do this! relatable post the lash
You have friends? Who are they? Do they know everything about you like I do? Also they took our shrines
The Lash got The Venator as my friend. No he hates me. That's fine, grey talon is on it.
Wesley is so shit in his old age it's not even fun to watch anymore
Someone get Bebop out of this fucking city he has no throat to tear out and I can't do SHIT when he lazer beams me why does he have that every THREE FUCKING SECONDS #violence
Perhaps The Lash have been too harsh on you Mobo.
If you wanna make it up to me, turn the scrap golem into a hole in the pavement.
Oh, they got the Rejuv? Well that just means we get to beat 'em twice.
@feralRainbowdrinker If I were to un-ban you from The Baroness under the conditions that you behave yourself and adhere to a basic policy of not eating any guests or making an intentional mess of the hotel, would you perhaps like to meet me in the back garden for a chat?
Sure, pretty boy. We can have a chat, no guests being eaten. Can't promise no mess but it won't be intentional
See you soon :]
WHAT'S THAT? THE LASH WAS RThe LashGHT AGAThe LashN?! WHAT A TWThe LashST!
Perhaps.
You should celebrate always being right with some champagne and throwing Bebop into the pool lmao #substance #nerfbebop
What the hell are you people on about
Don't worry about it Mobo, you'll understand when you're older.
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The Lash'm not dumb. The Lash know a lotta people hate me. The Lasht's, uh... The Lash mean, it's a curse, really. You know, The Lash rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.
I don't how anyone could hate perfection. Completely off topic is there like. Specific people who hate you that you really don't like because I've got a knife and some free time and I need somethin to do lmao. Completely unrelated #violence
|ts S|mple Jealous, The Greats Have No Need To Doubt The|r Prowess Or Heed The Jeers Of The Common Man. The Common Man |s A Moron. Just Remember The Outs|de Grub Cages That Used To Be |ncred|bly Popular And Know That The Popular Vote Can Be Doubted.
No no, that's uh, that's fine. The Lash'm sure you could like, pick up the crossword instead.
Want that crossword done in the blood of your enemies then I am your gal. Although I've never actually finished a crossword but that's not the point right now, the offer is on the table if you ever want it #violence
How about like, in pen ink? Yeah. go do the crossword in pen ink and The Lash'd be very proud.
Done and done, you'll find it in the stack of fan letters I knowwwww you keep from me. I'll make sure it sticks out so you know it's from me
Getting mixed signals from the masses, but The Lash know The Lash'm right. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14c30284e27c.png
You're never wrong :) <3
Brian's vagueposting about his <3< with Mobo.