The Lash'm not dumb. The Lash know a lotta people hate me. The Lasht's, uh... The Lash mean, it's a curse, really. You know, The Lash rule so hard that, uh, you know, every mediocre soul in the city just has to resent me.

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No no, that's uh, that's fine. The Lash'm sure you could like, pick up the crossword instead.
Want that crossword done in the blood of your enemies then I am your gal. Although I've never actually finished a crossword but that's not the point right now, the offer is on the table if you ever want it #violence
How about like, in pen ink? Yeah. go do the crossword in pen ink and The Lash'd be very proud.
Done and done, you'll find it in the stack of fan letters I knowwwww you keep from me. I'll make sure it sticks out so you know it's from me

