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The Lash

@greatestOfalltime

You know who I am.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 387Kull Score: 3558 followers1 following

did that #typebingo trend lost the original post of who brought it to chittr, but please comment below and i'll add credit look in the replies for the blank version and check off mine to see if you made bingo lmfao https://i.imgur.com/q2m8jjg.jpeg #nsfwe #violence #gore

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So you like thick Lashes huh?

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= if you. could be. another chittr user. who would you be. ="

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I would rather die.

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@dichotomousDecency[DD]

@greatestOfalltime I like your facial fur.

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Of course you do, I grew it.

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Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.

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@coralConviviality[CC]

I t)(ink if t)(ey're dead, t)(ey don't get an opinion. 38/

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Exactly!

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Anybody have any fun hobbiez? Looking for zome inzpiration with what to do with my free time.

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The Lash likes to throw saltwater on robots.

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The Lash finds it concerning how many of you are satisfied with "God tiering" when you could be trying to Lash tier. It won't make you as good as me, but it'll get you half way.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i think i just saw someone purchase curse, dude.

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No need to worry young man. The Lash has it handled. You see if I kill them before they curse me it's not an issue.

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

thErEs a bomb in my scUttlebUggy.

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Bebop... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d13337261d33.png

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I MISSED THE LASH? WHERE IS HE ]

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Of course you missed The Lash. Most who take a shot at greatness do.

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm a big fan of you Lash. My cycle was so terrible when Bebop beat ya in a drat at the Bear Pit, but when you reclaimed your trophy.. that's when I knew The Lash always had it. ]

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Yeah I was just so bored of always winning that fight, so I decided to try losing. The Lash didn't take to it.

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multiple dead aliens are complaining about their killers bragging about it on alien twitter and also lash is here this sucks

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>([t#is las# guy kind of rules i dunno w#ats got you all twisted backways about it]

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The Lash thanks you for your continued support of greatness.

"real" should push some waves for once in his life

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"Pushing lanes" is a job for people without trophy collector.

Just caught Rem trying to steal sinners. Ayep it's #deathslamtime

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lash theres four of them on yellow walker get over here

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The Lash goes where he pleases. And where he pleases is to mid shop to buy trophy collector first. Maybe he'll also pick up stamina mastery because of #doordashrem

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

reminder that trash goes up to the curb tonight #trash #trashcompacter #rememberinmonstersinkwhereyouthinkboogetscrushedintoalittlefuckingcube #thatsfuckedup

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You're right, I should kick Bebop to the curb.

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SHOW GLOBES

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No need to thank me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/846b1d44643a.png

FUCK

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"Fuck Lash your post is just too good"? Yeah. I agree, but you can't just turn off greatness.

Arguing wi7h a dimwi7 is verz much alike 7o plazing s7ra7egic wargames wi7h a crumbbane flapbeas7: I7 shi7s all over 7he board, knocks down all 7he pieces and 7hen presen7s i7s plumage in wha7 i7 supposes 7o be i7s vic7orz.

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You just have to let them have their fun. It's such a shame they just aren't smart enough to get that I'm right.

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@writenRevolution[WR]

i'm glad i get to exist / even in a cruel world

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It's natural to be grateful you get to exist in the same world as The Lash.

The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.

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OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.
@imperiousCondescension[IC]

i think self likin should be an option too cause CL-EARLY some a these gems aint gettin da likes they deserve

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Great minds truly think alike.

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Reason thirty four I'm better than Bebop: I can take a bath (something he clearly cannot do)

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@etheromaniacEgghead[EE]

Yoч have somethin against robot mчsk, bчddY?

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Just Bebop musk.

Please ensure y9u are pr9perly caring f9r y9ur health.

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No need to worry, The Lash is the peak of all things, health included.

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