♦ pitied by @greatestOfalltime
the l♤sh, of troll de♤dlock f♤me? he's *re♤lly* hot.
the lash cAmE OnlinE just to hAtE my chit that sOundEd vAguEly lIkE bEbOp. he rEAlly is the grEatEst to EvEr do it man. that's the kind of hAtIng i AspirE to.
Really? I never noticed your high intellect.
Selling the egg now
You have friends? Who are they? Do they know everything about you like I do? Also they took our shrines
Hey why am I 20k souls behind
<<"i don't fully know who or what that is but i hope you're rid of them or it soon!">>
I fuckin hate lash
Yes, exactly that
I fucking hate you
Who the fuck isn't defending mid the hell are you all doin
What the hell are you people on about
@feralRainbowdrinker If I were to un-ban you from The Baroness under the conditions that you behave yourself and adhere to a basic policy of not eating any guests or making an intentional mess of the hotel, would you perhaps like to meet me in the back garden for a chat?
Want that crossword done in the blood of your enemies then I am your gal. Although I've never actually finished a crossword but that's not the point right now, the offer is on the table if you ever want it #violence
Show us what, how to make a fool of ourselves?
i think yOU shOUld gIvE the snAkE a chAncE.
You getting actual food, or just mauling the employee?
Indomitable, fuck you
I'll think about it
Ɏ if you ha-a-ad a-a-a lot of wishes you could give a-a-a lot of wishes a-a-awa-a-ay. #generosity #humbleness Ɏ
Ɏ more wishes Ɏ
Anyone got good alcohol brands to recommend that don't cost a lot #substance
Just so that everyone is aware: The Baroness's main entrance is currently under repair after someone -- I am not naming names -- decided to rip the doors off the hinges and cause mild damage to the stonework and frame. We apologize for this inconvenience.
Damn it fuck you But also fuck Archmother
Kinda wish you weren't so fucking real sometimes so I could hate you more
Drank a Rust's blood and made him wander into the Baroness to bleed everywhere. If Doorman won't let me in, I'll still find a way to ruin his night #violence
Doorman kicked me out of the Baroness, I think he hates hiveless people
Oh, yous gonna try, Lash. And yous gonna fail
Ah. The Lash. I have actually prepared an extra special room for you at The Baroness. I am sure that your upcoming stay will be delightful.
I would just like to once again extol The Baroness's wonderful staff (not including myself, though I AM quite the diligent worker) and service. We currently boast a respectable 4/5 star rating on most reputable sites. If you have visited recently, and you have yet to leave us a review -- please do so! We at The Baroness are always receptive to feedback.
B33 < aw hey mister the lash i thought you died
why are the TF2 characters invading this place
yEAh fuck em up lash
AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE A FUCKING SNIPER BLEW MY HEAD OFF. It's me. I'm the best team member. #gore
But the masses won't be able to see the majestic death slam otherwise...
<-(((I know "going at it" has connotations but they truly really just are going at it in there)))->
<-(((It is a big top (metaphorical) of random bruisers with no proper format or bracket lead by clowns (literal) who delight in banal violence)))->
@greatestOfalltime sorry, you've not had a remodel yet for it
Aincha that guy frrom that game
i figured it didnt need to be said! the llash ALWAYS wins in the end!
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-09_022014214.png Hes so cool... (Modded screenshot, but I love it~)
did that #typebingo trend lost the original post of who brought it to chittr, but please comment below and i'll add credit look in the replies for the blank version and check off mine to see if you made bingo lmfao https://i.imgur.com/q2m8jjg.jpeg #nsfwe #violence #gore
"= if you. could be. another chittr user. who would you be. ="
@greatestOfalltime I like your facial fur.
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
Anybody have any fun hobbiez? Looking for zome inzpiration with what to do with my free time.
i think i just saw someone purchase curse, dude.
D --> One should always be 100king to grow STRONGER I think
((i fucking love you lash
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna run some games of Troll Deadlock soon. God I love that game. ]
thErEs a bomb in my scUttlebUggy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm a big fan of you Lash. My cycle was so terrible when Bebop beat ya in a drat at the Bear Pit, but when you reclaimed your trophy.. that's when I knew The Lash always had it. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I MISSED THE LASH? WHERE IS HE ]
"real" should push some waves for once in his life
>([t#is las# guy kind of rules i dunno w#ats got you all twisted backways about it]
multiple dead aliens are complaining about their killers bragging about it on alien twitter and also lash is here this sucks
B33 < cant believe this guy is a #naphater
lash theres four of them on yellow walker get over here
reminder that trash goes up to the curb tonight #trash #trashcompacter #rememberinmonstersinkwhereyouthinkboogetscrushedintoalittlefuckingcube #thatsfuckedup
Arguing wi7h a dimwi7 is verz much alike 7o plazing s7ra7egic wargames wi7h a crumbbane flapbeas7: I7 shi7s all over 7he board, knocks down all 7he pieces and 7hen presen7s i7s plumage in wha7 i7 supposes 7o be i7s vic7orz.
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
i'm glad i get to exist / even in a cruel world
Yoч have somethin against robot mчsk, bчddY?
Sometimes you just have to be a #fakebitch till it gets you someWhere.
Please ensure y9u are pr9perly caring f9r y9ur health.
cheers well played
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT ONE MUTHAFUCKER THAT LOST A FIGHT TO THAT ROBOT MUTHAFUCKER ONE TIME AT THE BEARPIT
has anyone ever told you you almost look like braum
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS SOME WISE SHIT BRO... THIS IS LIKE... PHILOSOPHY AND SHIT BRO...
i like dem aquatic shaped snack joints i think more things otter be nautical themed
B33 < meow does one fix a baby
MY NAP DID NOTHING. I HAVE EVEN MORE HATE IN MY BONES.
Huge fan Mister Lash, Ill be sure to solo ult a Bebop in your honor
B33 < its nyathing mew to me dude i talk to myself efurry day
holy fuck its the lash
NGL it is kinda stressful ~~>_<~~ But a troll cannot let that show.
*lash sorry m yhhands are shakingg
ah... the last... i am such a huge fan...!
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₩ho€v€r mad€ plastic packag€s so difficult to op€n. Fuck ¥ou. I am sa¥ing it on chittr.com.
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?