Emmie
@spuriousContender
what the fuck is social media
‡ bing bong, fucǁ« ya life ‡
‡ i crawl out of the woodworǁ« when bears come up and no other time #priorities ‡
youre the most respectable fucker in this place then
‡ i ǁ«now this to be true ‡
anyway its always a good idea to think about fat hairy men and how they exist and are free to makeout with
‡ is there anything that hits better than a mccondys coǁ«e i thinǁ« fucǁ«ing not ‡
‡ mccondys sprite is the shit i drinǁ« if i need a grounding experience ‡
--E√ Burger --Empress fries?
"= milkshake. ... ="
‡ close but no cigar ‡
‡ lactose intolerance ‡
--E√ Burger --Empress is only surpassed by Troll Rally's and Troll Cookout in terms of fries, though. (I've burned my mouth on B--E fries several times. They're still good.)
‡ yea but we're litrally talǁ«in about in comparison to mccondys coǁ«e ‡
--E√ I prefer sweetened lemon-based drinks to Coke.
‡ oǁ« ‡
oh yall caᨒt be ᨒormal about #fatfuckfriday lmao well color me aᨒythiᨒg but 𝄢hocked
yeah like... if you aint like it just dont use it whie cant the rest of us have our fuckin fun
‡ boutta show up an hour late ta worǁ« witha psl an a bag a candy corn. ms gonna beat my ass but itll worth it ‡
‡ MOTHER FUCǁ«IN CANDY CORN SEASON ‡
Oh No, please Ah, don't Bake Me At 350 Degrees Farenhei*ght for 28-30 Mi*nutes, ti*ll I*m Moi*st And Ready. please, Ah, Oh No, Ah. #suggesti*ve #bakemeᛝ
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My what A Long Baguette you Have, truly Puts My Cake To Shame.ᛝ
IT TAKES THE SKILL OF A MASTER BAKER TO BAKE LIKE THIS.
‡ where all the bears at wen i need em. am i jus suppose to vent frustration on my lonesome? or worse w some twinǁ«? twunǁ« at best? id rather die ‡
‡ should prolly state fer the record i aint bein a hater bout anythin here whatever jus liǁ«e general hatrrism. mfer irl pissing me off n it aint even in sexy way ‡
‡ im evil now ‡
‡ super mega turbo haterism ‡
‡ dey call me lord hater mcloatherspite. on account a my haterism game ‡
‡ notta be desperate n shit on main but fucǁ«ing moons n stars, needa tall ass man thas built liǁ«e a bricǁ« shithouse put me on a leash n treat me liǁ«e onna them spoiled purse dogs ‡
‡ fucǁ« i oughta tag this shit sec ‡
Spit your truth my king.
‡ you ever getta man with hands big enough could crush your windpipe no effort pettin your hair n callin you baby that shits bettern heroin ‡
Shit must be what heaven might be like, at least a fraction.
‡ swhat i'm sayin man litrally cant get bettern that ‡
[TRUTH NUKE AFTER TRUTH NUKE HOW DO YOU DO IT]
True that man.
‡ it's hard bein the bitch with correctest opinions but someone gotta do it n i liǁ«e bein right so it gotta be me yfm yfm ‡
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⧽ ⁞ve⸝⸝ always⸝⸝ wanted⸝⸝ 2⸝⸝ get⸝⸝ sꕀushed⸝⸝ between⸝⸝ the⸝⸝ arꕀs⸝⸝ of⸝⸝ a⸝⸝ fat⸝⸝ ha⁞ry⸝⸝ ꕀan⸝⸝ preferably⸝⸝ w⁞th⸝⸝ a⸝⸝ beard⸝⸝ yeahhhh⸝⸝ #nsfw⸝⸝
ᐖ REᑈHITT ᐛ
‡ BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS BARS ‡
‡ fucǁ« i wish i had an old bear on speed dial ‡
[YOU'LL GET ONE ONE DAY EMMIE I $WEAR I PROMI$E YOU YOU WILL]
‡ stars above i fucǁ«in hope so 😩 ‡
CHITTR SHOULD BE PUT IN A DYSTOPIAN HUNGER GAMES SCENARIO.
‡ wow what strange new an exciting set a circumstances! ‡
YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIE FIRST.
‡ hell yes i love goin first at shit ‡
‡ the fucǁ«sa conjunction ‡
‡ holy shot target audients ‡
‡ got h pigeon ‡
[MISC.] ... They can be goth ?]
‡ you ever seen pigeons in thecity them fucǁ«s all ǁ«inds a colors ‡
‡ ergo. goth pigeon ‡
[N] Never thought of it that way.] [L] Learning new things every night.]
‡ thinǁ« they call em color morphs someshit maybe thats somethin else ‡
‡ sosej ‡
>> ડoડej? ¡ડ th¡ડ true ??
‡ brother. not only sit true. its mo fucǁ«ing gospel ‡