Emmie
@spuriousContender
what the fuck is social media
‡ i crawl out of the woodworǁ« when bears come up and no other time #priorities ‡
youre the most respectable fucker in this place then
‡ i ǁ«now this to be true ‡
‡ is there anything that hits better than a mccondys coǁ«e i thinǁ« fucǁ«ing not ‡
‡ mccondys sprite is the shit i drinǁ« if i need a grounding experience ‡
--E√ Burger --Empress fries?
"= milkshake. ... ="
‡ close but no cigar ‡
‡ lactose intolerance ‡
--E√ Burger --Empress is only surpassed by Troll Rally's and Troll Cookout in terms of fries, though. (I've burned my mouth on B--E fries several times. They're still good.)
‡ yea but we're litrally talǁ«in about in comparison to mccondys coǁ«e ‡
--E√ I prefer sweetened lemon-based drinks to Coke.
‡ oǁ« ‡
‡ boutta show up an hour late ta worǁ« witha psl an a bag a candy corn. ms gonna beat my ass but itll worth it ‡
‡ MOTHER FUCǁ«IN CANDY CORN SEASON ‡
‡ where all the bears at wen i need em. am i jus suppose to vent frustration on my lonesome? or worse w some twinǁ«? twunǁ« at best? id rather die ‡
‡ should prolly state fer the record i aint bein a hater bout anythin here whatever jus liǁ«e general hatrrism. mfer irl pissing me off n it aint even in sexy way ‡
‡ im evil now ‡
‡ super mega turbo haterism ‡
‡ dey call me lord hater mcloatherspite. on account a my haterism game ‡
‡ notta be desperate n shit on main but fucǁ«ing moons n stars, needa tall ass man thas built liǁ«e a bricǁ« shithouse put me on a leash n treat me liǁ«e onna them spoiled purse dogs ‡
‡ fucǁ« i oughta tag this shit sec ‡
Spit your truth my king.
‡ you ever getta man with hands big enough could crush your windpipe no effort pettin your hair n callin you baby that shits bettern heroin ‡
Shit must be what heaven might be like, at least a fraction.
‡ swhat i'm sayin man litrally cant get bettern that ‡
[TRUTH NUKE AFTER TRUTH NUKE HOW DO YOU DO IT]
True that man.
‡ it's hard bein the bitch with correctest opinions but someone gotta do it n i liǁ«e bein right so it gotta be me yfm yfm ‡
🃟 ♢-- 👀 --♢ 🃟
‡ fucǁ« i wish i had an old bear on speed dial ‡
[YOU'LL GET ONE ONE DAY EMMIE I $WEAR I PROMI$E YOU YOU WILL]
‡ stars above i fucǁ«in hope so 😩 ‡
‡ the fucǁ«sa conjunction ‡
‡ holy shot target audients ‡
‡ got h pigeon ‡
[MISC.] ... They can be goth ?]
‡ you ever seen pigeons in thecity them fucǁ«s all ǁ«inds a colors ‡
‡ ergo. goth pigeon ‡
[N] Never thought of it that way.] [L] Learning new things every night.]
‡ thinǁ« they call em color morphs someshit maybe thats somethin else ‡
‡ sosej ‡
>> ડoડej? ¡ડ th¡ડ true ??
‡ brother. not only sit true. its mo fucǁ«ing gospel ‡
‡ i am literally so sexyhot and for what ‡
‡ everyone trying to maǁ«e it not fatboyfriday can bite me #celebrateourfatboys #andalsofatgirls #andalsoeveryoneelsewhoisfatactually #itsjustthattheresonlyonefatfucǁ«imcomfortablecallingafatfucǁ«onthegeneral ‡
‡ not!!! bite me in the sexy way!!! in the go fucǁ« yourselves way!!! ‡
im a firm advocate fer fatfuckfriday
‡ if they're fat they're not the issue here!!!! ‡
‡ man i really oughta find a new source for shit ‡
‡ liǁ«e sorry not sorry if we're gonna talǁ« about big buff submissives i just need to thinǁ« about big, beautiful tops that want you to give them orders and shiver when you tell them how good they're being for you B) ‡
You Get It.
‡ i do i really do ‡
‡ yo you thinǁ« i could get on the cabinet for the department of liǁ«e. really chill dudes. i guess i could do defense bullshit too but liǁ«e. otherwise really chill dudes ‡