♦ pitied by @spuriousContender
₍^. .^₎⟆ The humble serv!ce top !sss my weaknesss꠹
Dignified and distinguished
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[I DON'T PLAY AND YOU KNOW WHEN IT #OME$ TO #HIM I DON'T PLAY @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN #FATBOYFRIDAY]
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₍^. .^₎⟆ And a fat boy too꠹
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=>>øh its #fatbøyfriday :]? Yay!>>>
in honor of #fatboyfriday here'S a photo of me from, like, a sweep ago. some faqs: how did you take this: palm husk lifted with my psionics after i was trying to video something cool and passed out on mindhoney why aren'T you this fat anymore: i had a period where i did not eat much and lost a little weight. remember when you make fun of me for being fat i could always be fatter can i touch you: probably not are you sponsored by subway: i fucking wish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1d283885e2a.png
🤣🤣🤣 yknow what yeah it is, go take a cold shower an take care a yourself big guy
[OKAY 80 MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE 80 BULGE$ IN YOUR FA#E HOLY $HIIIT #N$FW]
anon asked: flash us you're right i'm sorry i've been neglectin my sworn duty on here to be eye candy. i don't have any new pics but here have the two most recent ones.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat iz a fun new tterm f0r me. i d0 n0t 1ike it. very inaccurate. #vaguep0zting [END MESSAGE]
nevermind. not slleeping tonight. the seer guides their psyche towards going fucking nuts at any given moment.
fine. I guess I'll use my ultimate technique. (I start charging up and energy sparks off of me in every direction. There's a brilliant, blinding flash of light, and when it fades, I'm tucked so cozy into bed. Where did bed come from?)
~hnn prO~mmy?~
If people keep discussing what the Seer guides I am going to find a way to change my god tier.
My sword hand never twitches. I have perfect controll over it at all times.
because a seer guides it?
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay okay !mma be n!ce and actually tell you guySSSs, Have yow ever sSseen Ssomeone who you usually wouldn’t f!nd !nteresSst !n really attract!ve to the po!nt you phys!cally want to get on your kneess !n front of them and beg so hard that they sSscowl and look at you w!th d!sSgust, even !f they do the expurresSs!on makesSs you even more exc!ted? ꠹
I CAN WORK WITH THAT
This is the M⧃untain taking things seri⧃usly.
that's okay, it comes and goes, 8ut you just have to remind yourself to always hold onto that little glimmer of it. it will come 8ack to you
you must defend your whimsy...hold it close to your pusher...it is the most important thing you carry
i have the strangest sense that we should start a (lub
feel liike ii've been shot wiith a fuckiing cannon straiight through the chest but iit's fiine . ii'm fiine
a lot of impulse spending on Items
imma stop for now damn list feels neverending goin for a swim ill finish it after im back
postin this so i know who next on da list my notis are blowin up rn @chittrResident @containedArmageddons @chillerAficionado @audaciousConfident @claudentGlebe @charmingAngelfish @caveatGuidance @bummelBoogie @timaeusTestifeline @singularityManifest @markZucc @twinArmaggetfucked @aerodynamicTramp and thats it im not doin anymoor after those i mentioned gog damn #meenahmentions
fuck me for thinkin that post wouldnt blow up this time smh im doin the reactions now L-ET M-E BR-EAT)(-E #meenahmentions
[#HE$WEAR$💜]
4 hits missed im gonna blow up the troll kingdom
pretty shore i dont need fingers for a usurpatin but also have some faith in my dexterity gill
Id say this is a pretty big win for this Green Lover he he he
I DONT MEAN WEED https://i.imgflip.com/7n0efe.jpg
sometimes im genuinely scared about breaking chittr because of the sheer amount of accs i have blocked
No One Is " Meowposting " Like You, Emmie. It Is " Real As Fuck ". #positive
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @epsiloncatatonia bang. a Figure Slumps To The Floor, And Your Ears Ring From The Gunshot That Peaked Your Teammate’s Intercom. you’ve Seen People Die. It’s Alternia. but It’s Different, Isn’t It? You Didn’t Order The Hit, You Didn’t Pull The Trigger, But You Still Facilitated His Untimely Demise. You Are The Reason The Wall Behind Him Is Splattered In A Deep Blue. it’s Alternia. Get Over It, Yiosah. It’s All Behind A Screen, Anyways. you Blink. Once. Once Again. He Remains On Your Screen. Your Teammate Is Talking To You Through The Intercom. answer Him, Yiosah. You Chose This, Didn’t You? “what?” You Barely Manage, Through The Nauseous Spit That Had Been Gathering In Your Mouth. You Swallow, Hoping The Sick In Your Stomach Stays Down. You Feel Like A Child. You Are A Child, In The Grand Scheme. A Child Out Of His Depth. your Teammate Scolds You For Being Distracted. He's Not Even Wrong To. This Shouldn't Shake You. The Blueblood Was Involved In Shady Things, So Really, He Invited This. And You’re Just Doing What You Need To Survive, Anyways. so Get Over It. Cope. You'll Get Used To It. it’s Better Him Than You, Anyways. That’s What You Tell Yourself. better Him Than You. you Steel Yourself, And Stop Caring About The Dead Meat On The Screen. #violence #gore you Have My Condolences, Such A Brutal Life. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Noothing beats the casual sex tbh #nsfw #breakingmysilence
>> aughjhh don't make me fee1 worડe for themmmm ¡ have ડo very 1¡tt1e ડe1f reડpect but ¡'m ડt¡11 not ¡ntereડted ¡n hand¡ng myડe1f out on a p1atter. ¡f anyth¡ng for other 1owb1oodડ or genera11y marg¡na1¡zed caડteડ, 1et'ડ not p1ay theડe gameડ and encourage bad behav¡or. ¡t'ડ crazy to ડee peop1e offer¡ng themડe1veડ up 1¡ke ¡t'ડ noth¡ng. (Obv¡ouડ1y not d¡rected at you, but outwardડ broad1y)
>> The way ડome of y'a11 reડpond to theડe Caડte Chaડerડ worr¡eડ me a 1¡tt1e, And that ¡ડ REA11Y ડay¡ng ડometh¡ng com¡ng from me, far be ¡t from me to k¡nkડhame on here. But rea11y? Y'a11, come on.. ¡f you enjoy the power p1ay and the dynam¡cડ, ડure, have fun w¡th ¡t, but at 1eaડt get w¡th ડomeone who doeડn't ACTUA11Y v¡ew you aડ hemo-fodder. #nડfw #nડfwe #caડte¡ડm #1owb1oodડ
o| SuGgEsTiVe? ThE HeLl yOu gOnNa dO, fUcK ThE BuTtOnS? |O
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS. :o)
FASHION WAS NEVER MY NUMBER ONE CONCERN ABOVE SURVIVAL SO SORRY I GUESS???
♯YES? im not a ♯fuckingidiot