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@epsilonCatatonia
the anon hacker
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it would be funny if i was secretly famous, just hardcore stealth
>> ¡ ¡mag¡ne ¡ wou1dn't f¡nd out but that wou1d be ડurpr¡ડ¡ng !!
also do all masquerades do spin the bottle or was that just some weird shit you all decided to do
:> Th^t w^s some weird shit they decided to do like seven sweep olds ^t ^ sleepover. <:
Haha, it WAS very juvenile, that's true. Kissing someone through their mask was quite a silly exꫂ❁erience, though, so I have no regrets ^^ ❣︎
:> You know wh^t, f^ir enough. I c^n’t n^ys^y the inherent ^musing silliness of something like th^t. I’m gl^d you h^d fun. <:
hey man https://iili.io/ByZyyKJ.png
>> OOPડ FUCKEBWJW ¡M ડORRY (〒﹏〒);;
The ol doubletap
earlier today i was in the kitchen with one of my teammates, and another teammate walked in and started flirting really hard with the other like he was basically on top of him, and i was just kind of standing there munching cereal i think they'd like forgotten i was there or something it was awkward
cEREAL,,? oKAY, i GUESS,,,
sorry i dont eat burgers for breakfast do you forgive me?
i MEAN, i'M NOT GONNA GET PARASOCIAL ABOUT IT,,,
hell yes.
>> ¡ncred¡b1y true!!
wehn that burger calls i answer *when
@caliBorn why do you have a problem with my big cookie. are you jealous? jealous of my double chocolate chip?
THEY TuRNED ME OFF TO YOu. COOKIE HOCKER. BAKED GOODS BARBARIAN. WHEAT THIN.
oh yeah i was at the masquerade
eh... im in the business of unraveling mysteries i dont like not knowing shit its hard trying to be good and not start researching everyone here
>> ¡ wonder ¡f ¡ ran ¡nto you!!
>> ¡ f¡nd ¡t ¡ntereડt¡ng when peop1e know th¡ngડ about me 1mfao
>> About me?? :?
>> Ooh! Exc¡t¡ng! ¡ won't aડk becauડe ¡'ve a1ready gathered you aren't gonna g¡ve me that ¡nformat¡on 1mfao
>> We11,,,, ¡ ડuppoડe that cou1d be a bad th¡ng, but ¡'m happy to be known
maybe, but you seem relatively safe. people knowing shit probably isn't gonna kill you
yES!!!!!!!!
i AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO BE, pLEASED BY YOU,
cheers ill drink oil to that
is there like a term for a list of things you explicitly didnt want to happen to you but happened anyways like the opposite of a life wish list life unwish list
nightmare rotation?
Fuck-It List.
-=[ yyeah x-) butt immsoo shy_☺]=-
<action; statement input; statement: being he|med was one for me />
<action; statement input; statement: the worst competition to win />
<action; statement input; statement: it's that or try to ki|| the crew & that's not worth it />
fair enough though i wouldnt completely write off killing the crew
oh hatebot likes things now someone get hatebot a burger i think hes trying to tell us something
You're just now figuring this out? Dude's been like this.
That's it. You're going straight to the kennel, bro.
Oh my. Don't threaten me with a good time. Do you wish to collar and chain me while you're at it?
I'm pretty sure it's psychologically impossible for me to threaten you with anything that you wouldn't actually like. I'm at a permanent stalemate here. No matter which direction I go, all the roads lead to freak lane.
Whoops.
cLASSIC BURGER GUY,
go out and get egg burrito we can pretend we're having an egg burrito date
shortbread cookies n waiting on this fat fucking file to compile
-=[ :-)_☺]=-
iF YOU SAY SO,
iT'S FINE,,,
u hand me the aux all ur gett1n 1z T1NN1TUZ
BUMP THAT SHIT ༘⋆ ༘⋆