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@epsilonCatatonia

the anon hacker

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 512Kull Score: 5509 followers4 following
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(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))

https://youtu.be/uXIs-L8wB5s?si=FftRsGOW5L_QF8js

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oh i forgot abt my mission tomorrow rip ok i guess i gotta go do research so my team doesnt literally die peace losers

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LET THEM D1E 1 M1zz U

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i would but i like not having to pay rent on this place its ok ur so strong, you'll live without me for a few hours or like maybe u wont idk how resilient u are but i gotta do this anyways, so wait for me and ill come back to you soon

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having wants and needs is out of fashion right now we're all about the orb that controls all our feelings and actions

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l1ck 1t

sure why not

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what if ☝️ i wannt to smmash the orb. thenn what

well considering the orb controls all our feelings an actions, the orb prob wants to be smashed if its making u feel that way so idk go for it champ

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But what about. The Cube(tm)

needing to be anonymous sucks what if i wanna vibe with my mutuals

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@officeBitch[OB]

[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Keeping one's personal data safe is of utmost importance.

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u get me office bitch

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@officeBitch[OB]

[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Digital security is no joking matter. Much appreciation for your understanding.

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yeah man of course. my job is literally finding vulnerabilities in ppls systems, so i get it, we gotta keep our digital footprint light

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@officeBitch[OB]

[ UNCLASSIFIED ] My shadow self.

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being true to yourself is out saying whatever the fuck entertains u in that moment is in

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honestly never trust a thing i say because i just say shit except the height thing i meant that one

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1 kn0w y0u w0nt burn me bb we g0t zum zpec1al u cant l1e t0 me a 5th t1me

our bond is special whatever ur name is

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you guys are allowed to know one singular true authentic fact about myself and its that im 5'2 because right now it feels like im going against the grain by being humiliatingly short

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don't worry man, ?'m ?n the zame boat az you...zzZ

LETz FUCK1NG G000000000000000000000

lol short

fucking l/)ser imagine being 5’2. i’m 3 entire inches taller than y/)u fucking scrub

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we're the zame he?ght bro hahaha...zzZ

damn ive been so very owned, big man walking up at 5'5 someone get me a stepladder

yeah i kn/)w im practically a t/)wer

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legit like its almost scary how tall u r

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If a Lego person were to give birth would it come out of the holes that connects it to the base plate? Follow up question, would it be live birth or egg?

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√(Legos have ass holes. Like one on each cheek.)²

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I am terrified why would you say that to me?

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i think u need to host a philosophical discussion in a big lecture hall about this, u need students. pupils even.

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√(you wanted to know where the baby would come out https://brickmaniatoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/283-minifig-back-1200.jpg)²

i hope u guys still see me as cool and mysterious and nonchalant and ironic

im not much for the cheesy ones, but i guessss i do have one of them from now on, my code will say "Hello <your name>" because u r my world

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Baby you turn my 2oftwar3 into hardwar3 #n2fw?

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can't wait to inject my SQL into your application layer

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are u a motorcycle? cuz id mount u #nsfw

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https://open.spotify.com/track/4aGD2DegeFj7ggkkp4skGx?si=7477647c76b742b4

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woof bark etc

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

But have you consider... bark woof?

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i hadnt considered... am i a bad person?

lesson learned ig

catboy this, catboy that, dogboys can pee on your couch too yknow

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completely optional comment btw

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IT WAS NOT OPTIONAL IT IS MY DUTY!

holy unemployed

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sure but can u die with glory somewhere else

EMPLOYMENT IS FOR THE LESSER CASTE THAT CANT RUN A FEMBOY SLAVE BUSINESS

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https://preview.redd.it/check-out-how-hard-i-cann-pee-v0-5svjll8llv621.jpg?width=640&crop=smmart&auto=webp&s=5e961466144b226170bfbeb74ae58d001f37a470

wow hey thatz zo clazzizt

i just don't think we should be encouraging wider ownership of dogboys as a whole, they're perfectly fine in the hands of the right trainer but i dunno man the average internet denizen just aint cut out for it, that's why we all keep seeing these videos crop up of the most stressed out lookin dogboy you've ever seen in your life being passed around like oh look he's smiling ain't it cute girl he is baring his teeth at you

HEY! ITS CLASSIST AND RACIST! PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY WORK

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ur speaking over me? an actual factual irl dogboy? :/ cancelled

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chittr is the most annoying place on the internet i love how at home all of u feel here

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

havent you been ♯smashingthatpostbutton every ♯hour

oh yeah no, i know im annoying most of these people dont know, i owe it to them to say something

needing to be anonymous for safety reasons sucks when ur so fucking vain like me

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my teammates think im humorless and boring bc they know me irl but u guys know the truth that im still humorless and boring, just in a vaguely funny way

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