♠ hated by @epsilonCatatonia

Tiny ones?

perfectly you sized
Like this post if you think @trolliMedemf is a true ally. Hate it if you think they are a fake.

「kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ー゚)*」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]

「ehhmm... (; ̄ー ̄) jobber-san, she wanted a menyū too... (。-∀-)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a jobber is a smelly socialdweller who works for nothing! menyū means menu.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4152dbb4e50.jpg

「hnnng.... bad tingluz...(っ-_-)っ」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chikuchikusururururururururuuuuuurrurruuuuuurrururuuuuuuuu!!!]

「megane-san's horn get gud tingles sometimes.」

Sorry, burger guy ==⟢

...what's the deal with airline food...

take
♤ [A photo from Kismet. He's outside his hive, sitting on the front steps. He looks distressed, his shirt is torn, pants ripped at the thigh opening, and his arms have various small scrapes and cuts. He's not looking at the camera. Nor is he holding it. There's shoes peeking in at the bottom of the frame, indicating that someone else took the photo on his behalf.] ♤

When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
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que ꠹adilla on e rai꠹in #allardinv.entory

you love my sock posting

One YUCKY sock with a HOLE in the toe.
38) )(umans are soooooooo cute! Alternia needs some of t)(em! Maybe in like, an enclosure? -Editing for clarification! Weekend only volunteer )(umans. 38/ It isn't like t)(ey stay t)(ere forever! 38/ I sea t)(e pictures of w)(at t)(ey do to -Eart)(. No tanks! Just for fun observation!

...what's wrong, pogchamp?...

...chat, i fear we may be, as the kids say. cooked...

...bazinga...

i could vwrite a nowvel
0h we certainly saw a ball00n animal last night 0u0

:33 < don't talk to me until i've had my morning cup of clown jizz :00 < nsfw :00 < justkittythings

↗️USUALLY MY SWALLOWTUNNEL IS SO LAX AND ALSO SPACIOUS THAT MOST EVERYTHING SLIPS DOWN IT WITHOUT MUCH HESITATION, SUCH AS SMALL FRUITS OR OTHER MILDLY INTRUSIVE OBJECTS OF CONSUMPTION. AND VITAMINERAL SUPPLEMENT PILLS.↗️ ↘️as stated previously, i was running late for a private meeting with my physical and social superiors.↘️ ↗️DO YOU HAVE ANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS.↗️
hhope ꠹o
𓁹‿𓁹 h aha

...peepaw said fuck the rules...

...once again here to cause problems on purpose. peepaw got no bedtime...
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[I AM GOING TO $UE ALL OF YOU HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260417_170028_#HROME.PNG]

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Put on my socks this evening. Guess what? Hole in the big toe again. Man.

*jingles controversially across the tl*

gonna open my lil nautebook here and check off "successfully shellped ragebait guy into becomin a burger"

◥▶◀◤ —> Hhh.

cool ranch dorito

:33 < purrivacy? :33c :33 < i invade people's purrivacy all the time!! :33 < sometimes when they don't even realize it

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Soo when a girl wears noothing but an ooversized t-shirt it's cute and sexy but when i doo it's "yoou looook hoomeless" "shaped like a coockrooach" "where the fuck did yoou get my shirt give it back" "it's toooo small foor yoou anyway i can literally see yoour crevice" smh 8/
clowns look at me arent i sooooo cute? (say yes or ill kill your fish again)

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X Post nudes, that’ll work #nsfw x

X That’s boring x

X Besides look, someone liked my og comment which means someone agrees x

What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.

🧦 thanks buddy

Sending it in post btw.

Take it.

A TOKEN OF OUR FRIENDSHIP???

WELL YOU KEEP ONE.

i know dirk would argue but 149 tabs isnt that bad
𖦤 Always / somethin' / real / special / 'bout / gettin' / to / know / a / kill / before / you / murk / them It / ain't / about / body / count / or / bloodshed / for / me. / It's / about / ending / a / life A / motherfucker / that / was / somebody. / Extinguished. Man / I / should / write / a / blog :||
I'm kind of tired, I hhhaven't hhhad my first coffee of thhhe day yet I guess :(
I don't know whhhy so many get so wound up by me hhhaving my address in my bio hhh. No hhhighhhblood hhhas ever turned up! I mean hhhhhh hhh... don't get me wrong, it's a terrible place to visit... and all thhhe hhhives built on top of eachhh othhher make it hhhard to tell whhhichhh one is mine... but come on hhhhhhhhh hhh
𖦤 Well, / damn. / And / here / I / thought / we / was / sharin' / in / the / joy / of / good / food / together :||
𖦤 Chocolate / cake / and / strawberries, / baby. / Ain't / nothin' / better :||

You Honor, I C@n't H@te $omething More Th@n Once

I can't cosign this one, king.

I can't think of what I want the favor to be, so I'm actually NOT gonna shut up for fifteen seconds.

"Cull myself" soounds soo much fancier thoough
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - SOOOO THISSG IS TH E P USSY COCK SITE? oh ohooh ppapa liiikeessss hah ashaaahaaa𖦏
o-)- h-hi everyone… erm i'm r-really um… shy… there's so many people..

I doon't care if soomeoone tries too hack me suddenly being flooooded with terabytes oof humanooid hoooofbeast imagery is their prooblem noot mine

I †hink I mȺdeee Ⱥ biiii†ch cuum †◯◯ hȺrd, §he fuckin PȺȺȺ§§ed ◯◯◯u† iiiimmediiȺ†ely Ⱥf†erwȺrd§ H◯neeee§†ly I neeed †◯ find m◯re m◯†herfuucker§ wh◯ cȺn hȺndle me #n§fw
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.
...troll bbno$ is nothing. troll bruno mars was everything. ~~0o










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