♠ hated by @epsilonCatatonia
I miss his boynook. #nsfw #yearning #sad
Is that a huge dagger in your pants or are you just excited to see me? #nsfw #missinghim #sad
youre kind of way beneath my concern ngl
was it a thought-provoking 20 minutes?
figure it out yourself, dorkinator 9000
Tiny ones?
perfectly you sized
Like this post if you think @trolliMedemf is a true ally. Hate it if you think they are a fake.
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
｢ehhmm... (;￣ー￣) jobber-san, she wanted a menyū too... (。-∀-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a jobber is a smelly socialdweller who works for nothing! menyū means menu.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4152dbb4e50.jpg
｢hnnng.... bad tingluz...(っ－＿－)っ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chikuchikusururururururururuuuuuurrurruuuuuurrururuuuuuuuu!!!]
｢megane-san's horn get gud tingles sometimes.｣
♤ well. i suppose the confrontation is inevitable, no? let me just put the pretty boy back out, then i suppose i can share a little more about me. ♤
Sorry, burger guy ==⟢
...what's the deal with airline food...
take
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(Keep) (Everything) organized... >>>(These) tallies are an intricate file system >>>(Every) etch a location... >>>(A) thinkpan palace made manifest beneath a nail #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/ownedcompilation.png
>>>( https://youtu.be/saKnl9H7w9Y ) #music
>>>((I)) am very convincing #Vaguepost
>>>( https://youtu.be/Cc4EbR7toWA ) #music
>>>(Need) faster targets for tracking training... >>>(Or) less perceptive targets for framing practice... >>>(The) opportunity will present (Itself)!.. >>>(Just) need to sit back... >>>(And) watch (Everyone) go by...
>>>( #Vaguepost )
♤ [A photo from Kismet. He's outside his hive, sitting on the front steps. He looks distressed, his shirt is torn, pants ripped at the thigh opening, and his arms have various small scrapes and cuts. He's not looking at the camera. Nor is he holding it. There's shoes peeking in at the bottom of the frame, indicating that someone else took the photo on his behalf.] ♤
♤ It Feels Weird But Nice To Know That Someone Out There Cares Enough To Make A Board About Me ♤
When I hit 100k kull, I'm deleting my chittr.
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que ꠹adilla on e rai꠹in #allardinv.entory
you love my sock posting
One YUCKY sock with a HOLE in the toe.
38) )(umans are soooooooo cute! Alternia needs some of t)(em! Maybe in like, an enclosure? -Editing for clarification! Weekend only volunteer )(umans. 38/ It isn't like t)(ey stay t)(ere forever! 38/ I sea t)(e pictures of w)(at t)(ey do to -Eart)(. No tanks! Just for fun observation!
...what's wrong, pogchamp?...
...chat, i fear we may be, as the kids say. cooked...
...bazinga...
i could vwrite a nowvel
:33 < don't talk to me until i've had my morning cup of clown jizz :00 < nsfw :00 < justkittythings
I'll admit though, I do appreciate a clown trying to raise another.. Sounds tough.
↗️USUALLY MY SWALLOWTUNNEL IS SO LAX AND ALSO SPACIOUS THAT MOST EVERYTHING SLIPS DOWN IT WITHOUT MUCH HESITATION, SUCH AS SMALL FRUITS OR OTHER MILDLY INTRUSIVE OBJECTS OF CONSUMPTION. AND VITAMINERAL SUPPLEMENT PILLS.↗️ ↘️as stated previously, i was running late for a private meeting with my physical and social superiors.↘️ ↗️DO YOU HAVE ANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS.↗️
hhope ꠹o
what if theyre LLying about tying it up and it just LLooks LLike that normaLLLLy
𓁹‿𓁹 h aha
￣\ oh no i meant id try *theirs* /￣
￣\ just to see. /￣
￣\ id try it. for the record. /￣
...peepaw said fuck the rules...
...once again here to cause problems on purpose. peepaw got no bedtime...
[I AM GOING TO $UE ALL OF YOU HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/$#REEN$HOT_20260417_170028_#HROME.PNG]
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Put on my socks this evening. Guess what? Hole in the big toe again. Man.
*jingles controversially across the tl*
(V)(',,')(V) i think im paralysed my dick h℧rts 😭😭😭😭 im stll on the sidewalk fhfjcjkk #nsfw ????
gonna open my lil nautebook here and check off "successfully shellped ragebait guy into becomin a burger"
✨🍭🕷️ im gonna put this on my fridge btw (no burgers in it sorry) 🕷️🍭✨
◥▶◀◤ —> Hhh.
yOU KIND OF, dROPPED OFF AFTER YOU BRANCHED OUT FROM, bURGERS, sORRY }:(
cool ranch dorito
:33 < purrivacy? :33c :33 < i invade people's purrivacy all the time!! :33 < sometimes when they don't even realize it
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Soo when a girl wears noothing but an ooversized t-shirt it's cute and sexy but when i doo it's "yoou looook hoomeless" "shaped like a coockrooach" "where the fuck did yoou get my shirt give it back" "it's toooo small foor yoou anyway i can literally see yoour crevice" smh 8/
clowns look at me arent i sooooo cute? (say yes or ill kill your fish again)
DINNER IS SERVED https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0697.jpeg
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X Post nudes, that’ll work #nsfw x
X That’s boring x
X Besides look, someone liked my og comment which means someone agrees x
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What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.
🧦 thanks buddy
Sending it in post btw.
Take it.
A TOKEN OF OUR FRIENDSHIP???
WELL YOU KEEP ONE.
i know dirk would argue but 149 tabs isnt that bad
𖦤 Always / somethin' / real / special / 'bout / gettin' / to / know / a / kill / before / you / murk / them It / ain't / about / body / count / or / bloodshed / for / me. / It's / about / ending / a / life A / motherfucker / that / was / somebody. / Extinguished. Man / I / should / write / a / blog :||
I'm kind of tired, I hhhaven't hhhad my first coffee of thhhe day yet I guess :(
I don't know whhhy so many get so wound up by me hhhaving my address in my bio hhh. No hhhighhhblood hhhas ever turned up! I mean hhhhhh hhh... don't get me wrong, it's a terrible place to visit... and all thhhe hhhives built on top of eachhh othhher make it hhhard to tell whhhichhh one is mine... but come on hhhhhhhhh hhh
𖦤 Well, / damn. / And / here / I / thought / we / was / sharin' / in / the / joy / of / good / food / together :||
𖦤 Chocolate / cake / and / strawberries, / baby. / Ain't / nothin' / better :||
what's all this about horses? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64f96e081b2d.png
You Honor, I C@n't H@te $omething More Th@n Once
I can't cosign this one, king.
I can't think of what I want the favor to be, so I'm actually NOT gonna shut up for fifteen seconds.
☆You ever let a purple hit so hard you can barely walk the next day?? #nsfw☆
"Cull myself" soounds soo much fancier thoough
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - SOOOO THISSG IS TH E P USSY COCK SITE? oh ohooh ppapa liiikeessss hah ashaaahaaa𖦏
o-)- h-hi everyone… erm i'm r-really um… shy… there's so many people..
I doon't care if soomeoone tries too hack me suddenly being flooooded with terabytes oof humanooid hoooofbeast imagery is their prooblem noot mine
-^Stop hating my chits.^-
I †hink I mȺdeee Ⱥ biiii†ch cuum †◯◯ hȺrd, §he fuckin PȺȺȺ§§ed ◯◯◯u† iiiimmediiȺ†ely Ⱥf†erwȺrd§ H◯neeee§†ly I neeed †◯ find m◯re m◯†herfuucker§ wh◯ cȺn hȺndle me #n§fw
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.
...troll bbno$ is nothing. troll bruno mars was everything. ~~0o