Judhri Parsus
@peskyShimmer
•° big fish papa !n the h!ve ~~:J
•° hey !s that kars what the hell
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING IT REALLY FEELS LIKE WE'RE JUST GLOSSING OVER THAT ONE
•° dude we g*tta get j*seph *n th!s sh!t mr pres!dent *r !ts s* j*j*ver
That’s my goat.
•° just g*t called chudhr! ! th!nk my l!fe !s *ver
•° lusus f*t* f* t*n!ght https://cdn.!mgchest.c*m/f!les/ad9e10087719.png
a fine friend... u◡u
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•° ! m!ss the guy wh* was l!ke y* what’s g**d guppy and then g*t h!t by a scuttlebuggy l*ve y*u f*rever b!g guy ! d*nt kn*w why y*u had t* stand !n the r*ad t* say that
DIID Y🪩U KN🪩W THE "WELC🪩ME T🪩 CHIILLII'S" GUY DIIED
•° dude what !f y*u just ru!ned my n!ght what !f !m all m!serable n*w because *f y*u
thumper? i hardly know her dude
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱
Never underestimate a dentist.
•° *h my g*g thats really funny
•° h*nestly ! th!nk ! c*uld pull *ff a k!ller cha!nsaw tr*ll c*splay ! c*uld just bu!ld the saw ar*und my h*rn and b**m
•° fun fact !f y*ur bulge !s str*ng en*ugh and y*u can c*ntr*l !t pretty well y*u can use !t as a pr*peller when y*u sw!m #truth f*r s*me reas*n guys always leave me *n read when ! tell them th!s maybe they just d*n’t get the #swag and als* #nsfw
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[FU#K THAT$ GENIU$]
•° nah ! th!nk y*ur bulge !s just lack!ng !ts *kay th*ugh !t happens d*n’t even w*rry ab*ut !t
•° th!s !s als* true thanks techn!c!an tw*bulge (c*uldnt th!nk *f a better t w*rd my bad)
"= i've not tried i'm going at it from a scientific standpoint. i have not put my bulge out underwater. you just never know. what is lurking. ="
•° n* dude y*u g*tta try !t but yeah use a p**l *r s*meth!n the f!sh are g*nna th!nk that th!ng !s a b!g ju!cy w*rm speak!ng fr*m #exper!ence
"= speaking from EXPERIENCE? #experience, even? wtf. weird. ="
•° yeah !t was a bad t!me thats why ! d*nt sk!nnyd!p !n the *cean anym*re
•° by the way !f y*u ever make me mad ! AM g*!ng t* release a plague *f l*custs unt* y*ur h!ve. just th*ught y*u sh*uld kn*w
•° dr*pp!n t* my knees and wa!l!ng !n abject m!sery (fr!end w*nt let me sleep !n h!s h!ve *verl!ght because ! g* d!gg!n !n h!s fr!dge wh!le he’s asleep)
•° s!gn!n all my d*cuments w!th a gl!tter gel pen they haven’t st*pped me yet #peak
•° !’m just g*nna d* th!s c*nfess!*n th!ng stra!ght up s* #c*nfess!*n ! get n* play sh*ck!ng as !t !s trag!c ! kn*w
•° ! thr*w my ass !n a mathemat!cally perfect c!rcle and y*u’re all l!ke w*w judhr! h*w d!d y*u d* that but y*u bl!nk and when y*ur eyes *pen aga!n !’m ly!ng dead *n the fl**r tw!tch!ng l!ke a c*ckr*ach
•° !t k!nda warms my pusher t* see all th*se l!ttle dudes sw!mm!n free maybe !’ll d* th!s m*re *ften #chudl!ngs
•° *kay chudl!ng release r*und 2 and th!s t!me !’m name dr*pp!ng all *f them say g**dbye t* sk!ppy, marz!pan, g*at j*hns*n, da b!ggest b!rd, j*lly smee, p!n*chle, the thrasher, desk j*ckey thr*ckm*rt*n, m!nn*w j*hns*n (n* relat!*n t* g*at j*hns*n), feens mcgee, l!l h*methey, black l!c*r!ce, med!cull malpract!ce, and bertha g
•° sh*ut*ut t* casper f*r tell!n me t* name them he’s the #g*at (als* n* relat!*n t* g*at j*hns*n)
•° g*!n t* the ba!t sh*p and buy!ng m!nn*ws *nly t* release them just t* feel s*meth!ng. g* my chudl!ngs #sendch!t
Your chudlings....
Make sure you name each and every one before you set them free.
•° n*th!n qu!te as humbl!ng as g*!ng t* walk thr*ugh a d**rway and slamm!ng my h*rn *n the t*p *f !t l!ke damn *kay *ne sec*nd ! need t* g* f!nd a h*le t* thr*w myself !nt* #aural*ss
•° *h sh!t wa!t am ! see!n an mlm badge g*tta get me *ne *f th*se #gay #ya*!
•° g**d even!ng every*ne r!se n gr!nd flex!ng em*j! f!re em*j! f!re em*j! f!re em*j!