Judhri Parsus
@peskyShimmer
•° big fish papa !n the h!ve ~~:J
big stud in svweet moobeast leather porks the feminism out of hotheaded jade. #poetry #erotica #nsfwv
This is it ive 0fficially run 0ut 0f chitts
•° y*u sh*uld !nvest !n p*st!n ab*ut the l*cal tr*ut p*pulat!*n that *ne’s always a h!t
｢megane-san is going to do a comprehensive gaido on pantsus! ( *´・ω)/(；д； ) so many of my nyepic dokusha have no idea what to look for in a kyutieful girl! ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ megane-san will take anata to the shrine of ancient east alternian cullture... kekekeke~ we can watch the shrine maiden miko there ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) and think about ai-chan!! aaahhh~~ ai-chan is so kawaii in her miko toggle!! saintly pururururu~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaido means guide! pantsu means... kekeke~ just wait (ФωФ) dokusha means readers, like anata! keke, anata means YOU! nyeehhheheheee. maiko means "shrine maiden", they're super kyutieful purepures~ just like in trollhou! gahhh~ so kawaii~~]
•° y*u l*st me *n th!s *ne but n*t y*ur fault !m just n*t !nt* ch!cks !m sure !ts pr*bably a banger p*st *therw!se
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•° ! m!ss the guy wh* was l!ke y* what’s g**d guppy and then g*t h!t by a scuttlebuggy l*ve y*u f*rever b!g guy ! d*nt kn*w why y*u had t* stand !n the r*ad t* say that
•° dude what !f y*u just ru!ned my n!ght what !f !m all m!serable n*w because *f y*u
>>| phuntr, more like thumper.
•° !s there any way t* rech!t c*mments please th!s !s s* funny t* me
you may take a screenshot and post it with a caption like "this guy is fucking awesome"
•° dude y*u sh*uld call y*ur fans phans t* st!ck w!th the phunt theme
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱
•° *h my g*g thats really funny
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
•° whaaaat and n*w y*u have a ta!l every new th!ng ! learn ab*ut y*u !s c**ler than the last
｢keke~ you're falling for megane-san's miryokyuuuu!~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: miryokyu means charm.]
•° haha w*ah hey n*w dude ! d*nt kn*w ab*ut fall!ng f*r ! just th!nk y*u can be pretty c**l s*met!mes
｢you don't need to study to learn trollhongo! you can just watch animes! kekeke, megane-san is fluent and learned everything from playing his favorite noberugēmu and watching his favorite shows.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: noberugēmu means VN. (VN means visual novel).]
•° dude what d* y*u mean y*u learned an ent!re language fr*m play!ng a game that’s awes*me ! w!sh there was a react butt*n that c*nveyed a h*ly sm*kes that r*cks em*t!*n
｢kyahh! your praise makes megane-san blushuuu! maybe one day, i will become your sensei... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sensei means teacher.]
•° *h that w*uld be s* sweet but !’m warn!n y*u ! d*ubt ! w*uld be as qu!ck a learner
｢megane-san's lusus... naked tosan is cho ikemen~! usoooo! -☆ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ megane-san is a hikikomori... and ojii's underground tunnels are my hive! σ(￣∇￣;) so kaitekiiii! ahhh!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "naked tosan" is a formal, kind way to refer to megane-san's lusus! cho ikemen means he's soo hyandsome! usooo is a true gachikoi's way of expressing glee, and a hikikomori is someone who never leaves the hive. it's a good thing that ojii's (×- rude way to refer to pappachan!) digging is so 快適 (kaiteki: spacious, comfortable, and homely!)] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43e5d5d6e02.png
•° *h damn l**k at the teeth *n that guy b!g *l ch*mpers h*ly mackerel
｢kyah! don't be afraid of naked tosan's teeth! ( ´Д｀) he only uses those to eat yummy tuber mochi! itadakimasuuu~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means "let's dig in, shall we?"]
•° fun fact !f y*ur bulge !s str*ng en*ugh and y*u can c*ntr*l !t pretty well y*u can use !t as a pr*peller when y*u sw!m #truth f*r s*me reas*n guys always leave me *n read when ! tell them th!s maybe they just d*n’t get the #swag and als* #nsfw
"= no i'm saying even a two foot bulge couldn't do that. it's heavy water. especially deep. ? ="
•° nah ! th!nk y*ur bulge !s just lack!ng !ts *kay th*ugh !t happens d*n’t even w*rry ab*ut !t
•° th!s !s als* true thanks techn!c!an tw*bulge (c*uldnt th!nk *f a better t w*rd my bad)
"= i've not tried i'm going at it from a scientific standpoint. i have not put my bulge out underwater. you just never know. what is lurking. ="
•° n* dude y*u g*tta try !t but yeah use a p**l *r s*meth!n the f!sh are g*nna th!nk that th!ng !s a b!g ju!cy w*rm speak!ng fr*m #exper!ence
"= speaking from EXPERIENCE? #experience, even? wtf. weird. ="
•° yeah !t was a bad t!me thats why ! d*nt sk!nnyd!p !n the *cean anym*re