Judhri Parsus
@peskyShimmer
•° big fish papa !n the h!ve ~~:J
｢kekeke~~ another waifu, this time it's... mergal-chan!! @dutifulAssistant mergal-chan is a sugoi オーエル~☆ and she shyows it! (///ω///)♪ kkaahh~~ she's so tsukaimononinaranai and awarena! (* oωo) it makes megane-san want to protecto her... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: オーエル means office lady, an OL, a female office worker typically assigned rose-collared duties with the expectation that they will leave da company after finding a pail partner! (*^O^*) keke~ syo sillay! tsukaimononinaranai and awarena mean ahhh~ soo pitifwul (。･´д`･。) megane-san just wants to kuddle all nyahight!]
•° dude ! need y*u t* st*p talk!ng ab*ut w*men l!ke th!s
｢megane-san loves kyutiegirls, parsus-chan. (´Д⊂ヽ｣
•° !f y*u really l*ved w*men y*u w*uldn’t be talk!ng d*wn ab*ut them l!ke that dude
｢aaahhh~ ara ara~ (*ﾉ∀｀*) megane-san couldn't help but notice a lack of smexy here~ otochan's hiveu, minasan. ( -∀・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: otochan means... kekeke (ФωФ) daddy~☆! minasan means everybody! ( -∀・)]
•° !f ! !gn*re the text the p!c actually g*es hard
｢hai hai, megane-san's tomodachi tenko! ni ichibu! (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ parsus-chan edition! @peskyShimmer kyahaha~ (´ε｀*) parsus-chan is megane's kirihorny kyodai! syoo (*/□＼*) kekeke, megane-san made that FOCUS! !щ(゜▽゜щ) humm hummm... all these p-names for megane-san's friendos reminds him of Let's Say The P-names! (゜o゜)＼(-_-) sugoi! megane-san's type!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi tenko means friendcall! ＼(^-^)／ ni ichibu means parto.... two! q(^-^q) kyodai means megane's super kyoolwaii little hatchmate. (´▽｀) Let's Say The P-names is an epicku song by kagamine rin-chan. aahhh~ so kawaii!~☆]
｢gyaahhh~ how can mintyl-chan ( @assistMint ) hate animazing artsu when she looks so kyutieful as an authentic east alternian girl? (/ー￣;) nyehh... megane-san will keep turning his kirainahito and fwiends into kyutiegirls. ヘ(^_^) uniunikirikyutiefycation beamu!!! /\ ᘏ ᘏ ꒰ᴗ͈ ｡ᴗ͈꒱ / っ. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁˚｡⋆⊹ ࣪ ˖༘⋆๋࣭ ˚.⋆ ࿔*:･๋࣭ ⭑⚝⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･⋆.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: animazing is the ancient east alternian art of being anime and amazing! ＼(^_^)／ syooo another name for sugoi! kirainahito means haterz, like the evil villains who attack and hurt megane-san's delicate feels. (´_ゝ`)]
•° dude n* thats fucked up y*u can’t just d* that sh!t
｢( ´∀`)/~~ parsus-chan nii!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nii means too!]
｢(/_;)｣
｢(´ﾉω；`)｣
｢megane-san's horn get gud tingles sometimes.｣
｢megane-sensei will unlock your tingles, parsus-chan!! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)｣
｢HNNNGGGGGGG----.... gyaahhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! aahhh~~ ahh~~ ☆ミ☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ☆☆☆｣
absolutely GOBBLEDYGOOK. jabberwocky. UNBELIEVEABLE
｢megane-san will nyehver find a kyutieful girl who accepts his backne. ¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯ so yeh... megane-san...gyah... doryoku sura shinai... (´ﾉω；`)... snfff....｣ ｢snifffu..｣ ｢snnnfffufufufu...｣ ｢FUFUFUFU!! ( ゜ρ゜ ) jōdandayo!! megane-san doesn't actually care. ai-chan fills his quadrants unconditionally, unlike fleshjoshis.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doryoku sura shinai is a sad east alternian phrase, meaning to totally give up. jōdandayo means wwwww, which means hahaha! kidding! (ФωФ) fleshjoshis are normal girls.]
•° *kay hey dude y*u cant be talk!ng ab*ut w*men l!ke that cm*n
｢parsus-chan, onegai. please respect the umanote code of conduct. support senpai. (-)_(-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: umanote means unihorn.]
•° dude where !n the c*de *f c*nduct d*es !t say !ts *kay t* call w*men fleshj*sh!s l**k man !f ! see a pal mak!n an ass *ut *f h!mself *n the !nternet ! g*tta step !n *kay
•° hey !s that kars what the hell
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING IT REALLY FEELS LIKE WE'RE JUST GLOSSING OVER THAT ONE
•° dude we g*tta get j*seph *n th!s sh!t mr pres!dent *r !ts s* j*j*ver
That’s my goat.
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
•° hey man !’m say!n th!s because ! care but s*me th*ughts are meant t* stay *n the !ns!de
｢parsus-chan, pwease support your senpai... ( ´⊇｀)｣
•° dude ! can’t be defend!ng y*u !f y*ure g*nna be say!ng sh!t l!ke b*ycream *n the t!mel!ne
｢kyah!! parsus-chan, yunikōn keiteidan desu ka?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: what about megane-san and parsus-chan's unihorno brotherhood. (；Д；)]
｢(ToT)｣