H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
@dutifulAssistant
sseeccrreettaarryy aatt tthhee nneeww aalltteerrnniiaann eemmppiirree bbaannkkiinngg, iinnvveessttmmeenntt, aanndd ffiinnaanncciiaall sseerrvviicceess ggrroouupp iinncc. ,
Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png
ii wwaass bbssuuyy ttooddaayy ,, ii ddiiddnntt ppoosstt aass mmuucchh ,,,, , hh,ff,,, ii hhooppee, mmyy bboossss iissnntt ddiissaappppooiinntteedd,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh, ookkaa yy , uuhh uumm , ww hhooww uumm , , ii ddoonntt,,,,, kknnooww yyoo uu ,, ,aanndd, uumm -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwaass ttrryyiinn gg mmyy bbeesstt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oo kkaayy,, uuhh mmuuaahh ;3; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott , mmyy hheeaadd ppeett ttooddaayy ,, , ii hhooppee tthhiiss hheellppeedd, wwiitthh, pprroodduuccttiivviittyy,, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee, , , bbeeccaauussee iitt, sseemmeedd ,,, lliikkee , mmaayybbee aa ddiissttrraaccttiioonn , ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ookk aayy, tthhaannkk yyoo uu, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
iivv,ee bbeeeenn ttoolldd iitt iiss ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii aamm , bbaadd, aatt ssccrruubbbbiinngg tthhee ccaarrppee tt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || Simply spill s○°methin' ○°f a similar c○°l○°ur t○° the carpet t○° c○°ver the stain~! []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
ii ddoonntt, kknnwwoo iiff tthhaattss hhooww tthhaatt wwoorrkk ss, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || That is definitely h○°w that w○°rks []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
iitt wwoonntt , bbee, cclleeaann tthhoouugghh , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || But it will l○°○°k it! That that is what is imp○°rtant. []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
ii ww, aanntt ttoo , ddiissaaggrree ee, , bbuutt , yyoouu,, , sseemm ttoo bbee, aa ddooccttoorr , aanndd tthhuuss aarree,, aabboovvee mmee , ii sshhoouulldd, ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
;~; tthheeyy ddiiddnntt sseeeemm aannggrryy , bbuutt ii aamm ssttiillll ssoo aappoollggooggeettiicc , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuwwgghhhh , nn nnoo , nnoonnee ooff iitt iiss iioonn ppuurrppoossee tthhaatt wwoouull, dd bbee, "REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL, MERGAL" iimm ddeeddiiccaatteedd , ttoo ,, ddooiinngg mmyy bbeesstt , ,aallll tthhee ttiimmee, aallwwaayyss,, , mmyy bbeesstt iiss jjuuss tt, uussuuaallllyy nnoott eennoogguuhh, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhwwuuhhgg,,, , oo, kkaa yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ll eettss, ggeett oouurr ddaayy ssttaarrtteedd,, aanndd "GET THIS BREAD" aass tthheeyy, ssaayy,, ;U; hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CddBoovvVaa.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuwwhh,, bb, bbuutt wwhhaatt aabb oouutt , tt wwoorrkk ttoommoorrrrooww , ,? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uu,, , oo, ookkeeyy , tthhaann kk yyoouu , , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh ? dd,, ddeevvoouu rr eedd? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhwwuugghh ?? ? hh, wwhhaatt ,, , ddooeess tthhiiss mmeeaa nn ,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt,, , tthhiinnkk, ,, ,,, iittss sseerriioouuss , uumm, hh, , ii ttrr yy,, , ttoo bbee,, ,bbuutt,, ii aamm, "ACCIDENT-PRONE" aanndd "MOSTLY INCOMPETENT AT EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS" hh,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>> Godડ, me too..me too, buddy.
ii oonnllyy , ggoott tthhiiss jjoobb, bbeeccaauussee, ii ,, , ggoott oonn mmyy kknneeeess , aanndd bbeeggggee dd, , ddeessppeerraatteellyy,,,, tthhrroouugghh , tteeaarrss , ii ddoo nnoott eevveenn, ddeesseerrvv ee tthhee, iinnccrreeddiibbllee cchhaannccee tthheeyy ggaavvee mmee, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>> ¡.. am honeડt1y ડurpr¡ડed you have the job. ¡ gueડડ your d¡ડpoડ¡t¡on makeડ more ડenડe than other buડ¡neડડtro11ડ on th¡ડ ડ¡te.
mmyy bboossss, ssaayyss,,,, ii aamm ,, lliikkee aa mmaassccoott,, hheerree ffoorr, mmoorraallee , , ,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>> That'ડ k¡nd of cute honeડt1y. ¡'m g1ad you have a ડecure poડ¡t¡on then.
ii aamm rreeppllaacceeaabbllee ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
>> ¡ hope not <:)) ¡t ડoundડ 1¡ke they 1¡ke 6ou
>> *you
ii aamm jjuusstt aa ccoogg,, , oonnee ooff mmaannyy,, wwhhiicchh kkeeeeppss ABG INC. rruunnnniinngg, bbuutt ccooggss aarree aann eeaassiillyy, rreeppllaacceeaabbllee ,, bbiitt ooff ssccrraapp, aanndd tthhiiss iiss ggoooodd, tthhiiss eennssuurreess, wwee ccaann kkeeeepp tthhiinnggss rruunnnniinngg,, eevveenn wwhheenn oonnee ooff uuss iiss uunnaabbllee ttoo kkeeeepp ttuurrnniinngg , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "IM SENDING U MY TITS RN BIG BOY GET READY" A: NO??? NO?????? NO,, , KEEP MY, INBOX, APPROPRIATee , pplleeaa ssee,, , ii aamm ,, rreepprreesseennttiinngg ,, ABG INC. ,, #NSFW hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "WHAT DOES THE H STAND FOR" A: hheerrmmaann , Q: "ARE YOU SINGLE?" A: ii hhvvee,, nneevveerr,,, , , ddaatteedd,, iitt iiss , aabboovvee mmee , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
mmyy "AMA" hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
sshhoouulldd , ii ddoo aa qquueessttiioonn , tthhiinngg,, , ? iitt ccoouulldd bbee ggoooodd ffoorr ABG INC., ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
no duh but like heres the thing not to trip you up or psyche you out or anything but why not clear your own personal quest log out first lets see here motherfuckin drink water ooh how long have you put that shit off talk to friends woah thats a doozy uhhh say three nice things about yourself cant forget that goddamn all this stuff is basic life shit what hokey ass sentamentalist wrote this
ii ddrriinn kk, , pplleennttyy ooff wwaatteerr,, ii hhaarrllddyy ddrriinnkk,, aannyytthhiinngg eellssee,, , ii ddoo nnoott, hhaavv ee ffrriieennddss, aanndd, , tthheerree iiss nnootthhiiggnn, ggoooodd ttoo ss aayy,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
okay wow that is scary i dont know we can be friends maybe work pals kinda i mean im in between jobs at the moment more like gigs im an acty act act person i do voices we can both be job people briefcase sorts
ffrriieennddss aarr ,ee aabboovvee mmee , aanndd ii wwaanntt ttoo ffooccuuss, , oonn mmyy jjoobb, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
oh mad condolences then my b hope you get that promotion or whatever the fuck you are super srs bsns
hh, , ssoorr yy ,, , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
◌ "Determine never to be idle. No troll will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing." ⧂
◌ "Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned." ⧂
Spitting FIRE tonight, Evidet. #bars
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mmyy wwaalllleett ;U; ii ggoott iitt bbaacckk ,,, , iimm nnoott uusseedd ttoo ggoooodd tthhiinnggss hhaappppeenniinngg, , ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
BRILLIANT! LOOK AT YOU GO! THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MERGAL AND…WELL, THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! BUT GOOD JOB! 𓂃✍︎
eehh,ee,, , ;U; ii oowwee mmyy ssuucccceessss, ttoo,, yyoouu,, mmrr ccoobbllooff,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎
ttrriiee dd aasskkiiggnn, ssoommeeoonnee,, aabboouutt, mmyy wwaalllleett,,, , bb, bbuutt ii ssttaarrtt, eedd, ccrryyiinn gg, aanndd tthheeyy ccoouuddllnn tt uunnddeerrssttaanndd mm ee, ssoo ii aammgg, ooiiggnn hhiivvee , ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
yyoouurr ddeeddiiccaattiioonn aanndd bbuussiinneessss sseennssee iiss aaddmmiirraabbllee, hhiigghhbblloooodd,,,, , bbuutt uunnffoorrttuunnaatteellyy ,, ii tthhiinnkk ii wwoouulldd ggeett iinn ttrroouubbllee, iiff ii ssttaayyeedd oovveerrlliigghhtt,,,, wwiitthhoouutt bbeeiinngg aasskkeedd, ii mmeeaann , ii wwaass ttoolldd, ttoo ggoo hhiivvee ,, aann dd ii ddoonntt,, ddiissoobbeeyy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuwwuugghh,,, tthhaattss,, ssmmaarrtt, ii wwiillll, ddoo tthhaatt, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
It is a little odd of you to assume I am actively following your ꫂ❁osts enough to know what you have and have not already mentioned before ❣︎
GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUR FALLEN SOLDIER (WALLET) IS RETURNED TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎
↗️EVERYONE IS READING WHAT I AUTHOR 100% OF THE TIME.↗️ ↘️this is definitely what i meant, and i definitely did not tell you i have posted about this several times to inform you that the information is readily available if you would like to scroll.↘️ ↗️COMPLETELY.↗️
tthhbbaannkk yyoouu ,, , yyoouu aarree, kkiinn dd,,, ttoo mmee,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I don't think! It was crazy of me to assume you were trying to tell me it was silly/bothersome to ask! But I am sorry for reading your words in bad faith ^^ ❣︎
↘️i sleep under my work platform in a portacoup.↘️
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mmyy , wwaalllleett iiss iinn tthhee,,,, ttrraacckkss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎
Man
More trolls need to be like you𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
They have you beat like a hound. I hope you get to feeling better.
YEAH, ME TOO! MAYBE I’LL FEEL BETTER WHEN IT’S MY TURN TO DO THE LICKING! 𓂃✍︎
WORK CHUD? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT! DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IF IT’S WORK ANYTHING, IT HAS TO BE GOOD! 𓂃✍︎
Exa€tly the attitude I'm looking for, honestly.
WELL THEN I HOPE ALL OF YOUR CURRENT AND FUTURE EMPLOYEES BRING THIS ENERGY TO THE PROVERBIAL TABLE! 𓂃✍︎
iitt aallwwaayy ss ttaakkeess mmee aa, lloonngg ttiimm ee ttoo ggeett hhiivvee,,, bbeeccaauuss ee, ii aamm nnoott ggoooodd aatt,, ppuusshhiinngg oonnttoo aa ccrroowwddeedd bbuuss oorr ttrraaiinn ,,, , iittss ookkaayy , ii wwiillll ssiitt aanndd ww aaiitt ffoorr tthhee, nneexxtt oonnee , bbeeaaccuussee ii ddeesseerrvvee ttoo bbee tthhee oonn ee wwhhoo mmuusstt wwaaiitt , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
WHAT! NO! WAIT FOR NO ONE! UNLESS THEY ARE HIGHER UP THAN YOU ON EITHER THE CORPORATE LADDER OR THE HEMOSPECTRUM! 𓂃✍︎
gguuhh, ii ccoonnssiiddeerr, mmoosstt, ppeeooppllee aabboovv eemmee iinn ssoommee mmaannnneerr,, pplluuss, ii rreeaallllyy sshhoouuddllnntt, ASSUME aannyytthhiinn gg aabboouutt tthheessee ssttrraannggeerrss,, , iinn ccaassee ii ,, ggeett iitt wwrroonngg, aanndd ooffffeenndd,, , hh, tthheerree wwiillll bbee , mmoorree ttrraaiinnss , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
BAH! I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT! IT JUST WOULDN’T DO TO SHOVE A POSSIBLE SUPERIOR ASIDE! 𓂃✍︎
ii ddoonntt,, mmiinndd wwaaiittiinn gg,,, ;U; ii hhaavvee cchhiittttrr nnooww, aannyywwaayyss,,,, ssoo ii hhaavvee,, ppeeooppllee ttoo,,, ttaall kk ttoo, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
YEAH, PLENTY OF GOOD BUSINESS-MINDED TROLLS ON HERE! IT’S HONESTLY A MIRACLE! I EXPECTED MUCH LESS, BUT THIS PLUCKY LITTLE SITE PROVED ME WRONG! 𓂃✍︎
;U; aaggrreeeedd , hh, iimm hhaappyy,, ttoo bbee hheerr ee -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
tthhaann kk , yyoouu,,, , mmrr ccoobbllooff,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhee lleett mmee ggoo hhiivvee ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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