♦ pitied by @dutifulAssistant
MERGAL MY SWEET SUMMER MERGAL I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF A DISASTER, AS I HAVE LEFT MY OWN KEYS INSIDE THAT OFFICE, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS THAT I REQUIRE TODAY, BUT I FEAR THAT IF I "LOSE MY COOL" AT YOU, YOU WILL CRUMBLE INTO DRY LITTLE TISSUE FIBERS, AND I ENJOY YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT, SO WE WILL SIMPLY PERSEVERE AND BE VERY STRONG AND BRAVE DURING THIS TRYING TIME, AND YOU WILL CALL IN THE JANITORIAL STAFF EARLY, AS I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THEY WILL HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF MASTER KEYS SO THAT I MAY RESCUE MY OWN KEYS AND DOCUMENTS FROM THEIR HORRIBLE SCARY JAIL OF ONE-WAY TINTED GLASS. GOOD COD THEY MUST BE SO LONELY AND AFRAID IN THERE MERGAL. I MISS MY OFFICE. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
what the fuck
do you have the consistency of wet paper? are your bones made of glass?
⧃ Lol.
⧃ I'm sorry to hear that.
They said he bounced off the pavement about 6-8 times.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Then I doubt you impacted their night in any significant way. Sorry to say. On the upside it means you owe them nothing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You know. In hindsight I suppose it is my own fault for not figuring it would both be that simple and that absurd.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
WHY ARE YOU SORRY? YOU GOT HIT BY A BUGGY?!
^ Probably yeah, but if you don't make time for yourself you're just gonna burn out and get Worse at it. ^
And
1 dont cAre 1t doesnt mAtter noth1ng mAtters to me
Dude, you are fat fingerin’ the fu¢k out of your keyboard Thi$$$ $$$hit kinda hard to read with and without ya quirk
you should be
well you should just st1ck to your n1ght job stop post1ng fuck1n bArkbeAsts And sh1t grown Ass troll
get bAck to work whAts wrong w1th you
BUT THINK ABOUT IT! YOU ALWAYS TRIPPING AND SPILLING THINGS ALSO TAKES PRECIOUS TIME AWAY FROM YOUR WORK! AND THAT’S JUST GOING TO KEEP HAPPENING IF YOU DON’T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! WHAT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE TIME? A COUPLE LESSONS, OR TRIPPING AND SPILLING EVERYTHING FOREVER? 𓂃✍︎
YOU SHOULD REALLY INVEST IN SOME COORDINATION TRAINING! YOU WON’T BE TAKING QUITE AS MANY TUMBLES WITH A GOOD INSTRUCTOR! 𓂃✍︎
YES! BRILLIANT PLAN! GOOD LUCK! GET YOURSELF SOME SHUTBULB, OR YOUR PERFORMANCE MIGHT SUFFER FOR IT AT WORK TONIGHT! 𓂃✍︎
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I’M NOTHING IF NOT A DEDICATED WORKER! THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE! I’D SOONER BE CULLED THAN CAUGHT DOING LESS THAN EXCELLENT! 𓂃✍︎
IF IT’S NOT REJUVENATING YOU SO HARD YOUR HANDS TREMBLE WHEN YOU TYPE, THEN YOU’RE NOT DRINKING IT RIGHT! BETWEEN THAT AND SLEEP, I’M ALL CHARGED ALL THE TIME! 𓂃✍︎
RELAXING IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR SLACKING OFF! AND I’M NO SLACKER! 𓂃✍︎
YES, OBVIOUSLY! THAT’S WHAT THE CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE IS FOR! 𓂃✍︎
WHAT’S THERE TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT? I’M DOING A REAL BANG-UP JOB AT WORK AND LIVING MY BEST BUSINESS LIFE AT HIVE! AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, THERE’S NOTHING AMISS HERE! NO DISORDERLY CONDUCT OR SLACKING OFF, NO SIR! 𓂃✍︎
I DO FANTASTIC WORK ALL THE TIME! SO WHY SHOULDN’T I DO IT 𝘈𝘓𝘓 THE TIME? IT’D BE A WASTE OF MY TALENTS AND TIME NOT TO DEDICATE EVERY WAKING MOMENT TO WORK! AND UNWAKING! I’M WORKING ON TRAINING MYSELF TO LUCID DREAM THAT I’M AT WORK! I THINK I’M MAKING GREAT PROGRESS! 𓂃✍︎
YES, OF COURSE I AM! WHY? WAS I GIVING OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I’M NOT? I MIGHT HAVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE HOLE FOR THAT ONE! CAN’T BE HAVING ANY LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS! 𓂃✍︎
I USED TO! IT WAS BECAUSE OF SOME SILLY THING LIKE BEING NERVOUS! BUT I’VE PUT ALL THAT BEHIND ME! NOW IF I EVER CAN’T SLEEP IT’S USUALLY BECAUSE I DRANK TOO MANY CUPS OF CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE AND’S IT’S JUMPING MY JACK, BUT I’VE LEARNED THE OPTIMAL MOMENT TO DRINK IT SO THAT THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN! 𓂃✍︎
NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎
ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎
◌ Good gravy, forgive me for ever saying it was the slow season. This may be the busiest worknight we have had all sweep. I had to fight my way out of the office to get to my lunch break. ⧂