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@companyCacophony[CC]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TROLL SO ROTTED IN THE PAN IT MAKES YOU SICK? THIS IS WHAT MY BULBS HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO FOR THE LAST EXCRUCIATING TEN MINUTES! I AM GOING TO THINK ABOUT BETTER THINGS! SUCH AS A FRESH SLEEVE OF STAPLES! OR A BRAND NEW BALLPOINT PEN! MUCH BETTER! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@companyCacophony[CC]

YES! THIS IS THE WAY! BUSINESS-MINDED IS HOW IT OUGHT TO BE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU SHOULD VISUALIZE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD! LIKE A NEATLY FILED QUARTERLY REPORT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

OKAY! THAT GUY’S OFF HIS ROCKER! THAT’S ENOUGH CHITTR FOR TOLIGHT! I AM GOING TO RETURN TO BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

THE PRODUCTS CLOURTMO CO.™ MAKES ARE TOP NOTCH, I’M TELLING YOU! I REALLY WISH I COULD AFFORD THEM! I’VE BEEN SAVING UP! SEEING THOSE SHINY NEW HUSKTOPS IN THE DISPLAY WINDOW NEARLY HAS ME SALIVATING ALL OVER MY CUBICLE! ONE NIGHT IT WILL BE MINE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@harehideLupine[HL]

Goud respounse.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@harehideLupine[HL]

Dou your best.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

I’M ALWAYS DROPPING NOTES INTO THE SUGGESTION BOX SAYING THAT THEY SHOULD INVEST IN MANUFACTURING SMART MICROWAVES, BUT SO FAR IT HASN’T STUCK! I’M NOT UPSET THOUGH! I’M JUST A LOWLY DESK JOCKEY! IT WOULD BE A PRIVILEGE FOR MY LITTLE SUGGESTION TO BE CONSIDERED BY THE TROLLS ON TOP! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

#TagYoureIt

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> Godડ, me too..me too, buddy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

YES! IT’S COMING ALONG NICELY, TOO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

I THINK I’M GOING TO DIG MY OWN PERSONAL DISCIPLINE HOLE OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE! FOR WHENEVER I MAKE MISTAKES OFF THE CLOCK! I HAVE TO HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE, AFTER ALL! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +12

Kull: +4

Total: 16

Ratio: 3.00

@companyCacophony[CC]

NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Luxury Class Chittrer

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ "Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned." ⧂

Kult: +32

Total: 32

Luxury Class Chittrer

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ "Determine never to be idle. No troll will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing." ⧂

Kult: +32

Total: 32

@companyCacophony[CC]

BRILLIANT! LOOK AT YOU GO! THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MERGAL AND…WELL, THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! BUT GOOD JOB! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, anoth£r totally lik£, gr£at lik£ #Busin£ssTip ! Lik£, OMFG<3 @avaric£Conglom£rat£ https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d1308_20260526014136.png

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@companyCacophony[CC]

I JUST HOPE TO SEE ANOTHER LOYAL WORKER SUCCEED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUR FALLEN SOLDIER (WALLET) IS RETURNED TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

NO! DON’T GIVE UP! PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT! SHOW THEM THE POST YOU MADE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES.↗️ ↘️no.↘️

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@companyCacophony[CC]

YOU AND ME BOTH! GOOD LUCK CATCHING YOUR NEXT TRAIN! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

BAH! I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT! IT JUST WOULDN’T DO TO SHOVE A POSSIBLE SUPERIOR ASIDE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

WERE I A LESS DIGNIFIED TROLL, I WOULD HAVE STARTED CHUGGING STRAIGHT FROM THE COMMUNAL CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE POT AGES AGO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛that Was Some Nice Cardio But ☝ My Truck Is Back In Working Condition!🐄

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛jogging Added To List Of New Fave Things To Do Before Work🐄

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@companyCacophony[CC]

ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

casper 1 th1nk you’re k1ll1ng mergal

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

HEY! NO! YOU’RE LETTING THE OFFENDER WIN! DON’T BE A CHUMP! SOMEONE HAS SLIGHTED YOU! DON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN! IF YOU CAN’T GET THE PERP THEN AT LEAST PRINT OUT A PICTURE AND THROW DARTS AT IT LIKE THE REST OF US! DISCIPLINING YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DO ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK WEAKER! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK WEAK? I DON’T THINK SO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

;~;

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Pristine Saint Pitch

@showtimeExecutor[SE]

✧˗ˏˋYOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR💰💰💰 THERE BETTER BE ATLEAST 2✌️ TO 3 🤟CAMERAS🎥 ON THE LEA𝐏S AND BOUNDS YOU DO, get to flippin and leapin, SNOW WHITE❄️❄️❄️ˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Pristine Saint Pitch

@showtimeExecutor[SE]

✧˗ˏˋYOU ARE A WET LUM𝐏 OF CLAY 𝐏RIME FOR THE MOLDING, SNOW-SHOW, you got 2 tricks down,what's next? How about a jump✦ You're the upcoming show ✨🐎pony🐎✨, #KEE𝐏ATITWORKHORSEˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Pristine Saint Pitch

@showtimeExecutor[SE]

✧˗ˏˋNOW THIS is a sign of a great employee, ➰➰➰ROLL OVER➰➰➰ WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!ˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Luxury Class Chittrer

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ Of course. ⧂

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP.↗️

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

genu1nely that was the most depress1ng read of my l1fe. l1ke, 1 beat wrothe up l1ke weekly, hes not worth putt1ng 1n the effort to grovel to. from one secretary to another you can most def1n1tly f1nd someone better to l1ck the1r boot on ch1ttr 1s all 1 can say

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️none of my superiors are lowbloods.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE CALLED SUPERIORS FOR A REASON.↗️ ↘️they aren't called "random trolls pulled from the gutter to pad the profit margins" for a reason.↘️ ↗️SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.↗️ ↘️defer to someone who has more experience in the cullporate park.↘️

Kult: +7

Kull: +15

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.47

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I AM READING A LOT OF WORDS FOR A MESSAGE THAT CAN BE EASILY SUMMARIZED IN WHAT YOU HAD THE FORENUB TO TYPE, MIDWAY THROUGH YOUR WHEEZING STUTTERFEST.↗️ ↘️"it is not my place"↘️

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

@companyCacophony[CC]

RIGHT YOU ARE! THE LESSON HAD TO BE LEARNED AT SOME POINT! I’M JUST GLAD THEY WERE ABLE TO WHIP ME INTO SHAPE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

CLOURTMO CO.™ HAS THIS METHOD OF DISCIPLINE WHERE IF YOU’RE A FAILURE, THEY PUT YOU IN THE HOLE! COMPLETELY DARK, NOTHING AROUND, NOWHERE TO GO, AND THEY DROP SLOP INTO IT NOW AND THEN TO KEEP YOU FED! IT DOES WONDERS FOR PUTTING LACKLUSTER EMPLOYEES AND TWO-BIT SLACKERS BACK IN LINE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@companyCacophony[CC]

INDEED IT IS! I ADMIT, I WAS PUT IN THE HOLE A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING OUT! EMBARRASSING, I KNOW! BUT I HAVEN’T MADE ANY BLUNDERS LIKE THOSE SINCE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️

Kult: +27

Kull: +22

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.23

@companyCacophony[CC]

WOAH! BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #NSFW POSTING TONIGHT! BAH! WHY ARE YOU GRINDING ON EACH OTHER WHEN YOU COULD BE GRINDING OUT ANOTHER REPORT AT YOUR JOBS? 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +32

Total: 32

@superiorManagement[SM]

Well, so long as he seems pleased -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

HEY, CHIN UP! THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT! AND RECHIT AWAY! THERE’S NO THUNDER TO BE STOLEN! JUST A COUPLE OF DILIGENT WORKERS! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +24

Kull: +5

Total: 29

Ratio: 4.80

@companyCacophony[CC]

YES, AND LIKEWISE BUT WITH CLOURTMO CO.™! SO MANY DILIGENT AND SAVVY WORKERS HERE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@companyCacophony[CC]

HAHA! WOW! SO MANY KEEN BUSINESSTROLLS HERE! IT HAS ME QUIVERING IN MY COMPANY-MANDATED BUTTON-UP! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

OZA-TAP Official

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@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Wow that's sad. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Luxury Class Chittrer

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ You sort of remind me of someone. ⧂

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

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Amporacoin

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️"NUMBER ONE INVESTMENT FIRM".↗️ ↘️you are so disgustingly uneducated in literally all things business that it is making me nauseous.↘️ ↗️YOUR SIMPERING, QUIVERING POSTS AMOUNT TO LITTLE MORE THAN A TESTAMENT TO YOUR CORPORATE FAILINGS.↗️ ↘️your superiors should be ashamed.↘️ ↗️ARE ASHAMED.↗️ ↘️what is wrong with you.↘️

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png

Kult: +45

Kull: +5

Total: 50

Ratio: 9.00

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Amporacoin

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️go back to scrubbing the floor with your quivering tastemuscle.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ROOM FOR TROLLS LIKE YOU IN THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️

Kult: +5

Kull: +9

Total: 14

Ratio: 0.56

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️

Kult: +41

Kull: +18

Total: 59

Ratio: 2.28