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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Casteism=is=as=old=as=our=species=to=deny=its=complete=and=utter=domination=over=foreign=allegedly=superior=cultures=is=silly=not=to=mention=ignorant=it=is=not=the=system=itself=that=is=the=issue=but=the=complete=unwillingness=of=certain=trolls=to=fit=into=their=assigned=roles=who=then=spread=their=discontent=frustration=onto=trolls=forcing=them=into=unpleasent=self=doubt=in=turn=haha=:P//<

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GOOD DUSK CHITTRLINGS AND CHICKADEES! GOOD LUCK TODAY WITH ALL OF YOUR MISCELLANEOUS JOBS AND HOBBIES AND JOBBIES AND HOBS, I HOPE THAT THE WORK FEELS REWARDING, AND I HOPE WE ALL "GET THAT BREAD", AS THE KIDS SAY! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

Kult: +24
Total: 24
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@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ You are back in your 𝒽ive and everyt𝒽ing iss alrig𝒽t🌻 You've completed your tassk well🌻 {^v^} ༻𐫱༺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
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@resplendentCandour[RC]

⧃ I feel as if it is necessary to state this publicly instead of just in comments. I understand the inherent distrust people may have with OZA-TAP, a company you, if you do not know what we do, may believe is 'selling air'. To that I urge you to consider two things: 1. We sell air filtration systems and accessories. The air filters themselves are designed to extract the harmful airborne chemicals produced by factories, buggies, and imperial drones near you. 2. If you have an issue with needing to purchase air filters to breathe clean air, good. So do I. That is why I designed the OZA-TAP air filters and that is why I sell them. They are produced with minimal environmental consequence as to not contribute more than we can negate to the issue we are trying to solve. Beyond that, if your issue is that my company and I benefit from the funds we receive from selling those air filters, I urge you further to try and source, produce, pay the employees, and transport filtration systems without spending a single caegar. I assure you, it is not possible. Not unless you want the bare minimum quality of materials and thus the bare minimum quality of results; quality we do not deal in.

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Total: 27
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ii forgiive you

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MERGAL, DAINTY MERGAL, LOVELY MERGAL, MY SAD-EYED USED TISSUE WITH A PUSHER OF GOLD, I ESPECIALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR WELCOME! THUS FAR, EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE, I EXPECT NO PROBLEMS, AS I AM QUITE MASTERFUL AT CONFLICT RESOLUTION, AS IT WAS A VERY LARGE ASPECT OF THE OFFICE SENSITIVITY TRAINING PACKET THAT I HAD WORKED ON AND PARTIALLY WRITTEN WITH TROLL RESOURCES, AS WELL AS THE TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES THAT I PUT TOGETHER FOR OUR WONDERFUL OFFICE, AND THE SEVERAL OTHER ABG INC. OFFICES WE SCATTERED ALL ACROSS ALTERNIA FOR CUSTOMER CONVENIENCE! I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, HOWEVER, AND IT WILL BE NOTED IN MY REPORT, NOT THAT THIS IS ESPECIALLY NOTABLE BEHAVIOR FROM YOU, AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, A GOLD-STAR EMPLOYEE IN MY PUSHER! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

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AFTER LURKING FOR COD KNOWS HOW LONG, KEEPING AN EYE ON MERGAL, OH MERGAL MY DEAREST MERGAL, I'VE DECIDED TO FINALLY MAKE MYSELF AN ACCOUNT HERE, SOMETHING SEMI-PROFESSIONAL, SEMI-PERSONAL, JUST SO I CAN GET TO KNOW THE CUTE LITTLE CHICKADEES SWARMING MY MOST DUTIFUL AND DEVOTED ASSISTANT, AND TAKE A MORE HANDS-ON APPROACH TO THIS WHOLE "SOCIAL MEDIA" SCHTICK, SO YOUR WARMEST WELCOMES WOULD BE WELL-APPRECIATED, CHITTRLINGS! BUT NO NEED FOR FORMALITIES, YOU CAN ALL JUST CALL ME SAL! :-) THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

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Total: 30
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YUCKY PENNY
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Sigh. Alright.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
nonbinary
love yourself
@aridScuttler[AS]

omg u are so strong 8888)

Kult: +5
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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i h0pe y0ur b0zz d0ez n0t tterminate y0u [END MESSAGE]

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Total: 5

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Good! Excellent taste. I’m a biscuits man myself, but those can be quite tasty.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

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Total: 5
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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@imJunior[IJ]

Maybe?! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded

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Total: 5
IJ
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
aromantic
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nonbinary
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But One Dirk of Many
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@imJunior[IJ]

.-. (___________________________()6 `-, Junior trained up a brand new badge: PUPPYMODED ( ______________________ /''"` For all users of the doggish variety. //\\ //\\ "" "" "" ""

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gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@castleYokle[CY]

i_go_to_a_busy_place_and_troll_watch_if_i_feel_like_that_._it's_interesting_the_things_you'll_see_._:)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

waow

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@devilishDebel[DD]

dont l1sten to th1s guy just A hAter do whAt 1 tell you

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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

that guys just a hater post whatever you want!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「hhnnggg~~~ mergal-chan~~!!」

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「ahhh~ mergal-chan~ (*・∀・*)ノ your natural kawaii is so refreshing!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mergal-chan might be the most kawaii (kyute) of all the gyirls!]

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Total: 5

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Thank goodness, an individual of decent taste!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

youre so cute!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

#aw

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♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @dutifulAssistant Your message is as follows: “Please post your skirt picture again. You're so damn cute, I wanna look at you all the time.” Oh! How flattering..! Dio mio! Ah, to want to be stared at all the time... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡

Kult: +10
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「kekeke~~ another waifu, this time it's... mergal-chan!! @dutifulAssistant mergal-chan is a sugoi オーエル~☆ and she shyows it! (///ω///)♪ kkaahh~~ she's so tsukaimononinaranai and awarena! (* oωo) it makes megane-san want to protecto her... kekeke~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: オーエル means office lady, an OL, a female office worker typically assigned rose-collared duties with the expectation that they will leave da company after finding a pail partner! (*^O^*) keke~ syo sillay! tsukaimononinaranai and awarena mean ahhh~ soo pitifwul (。・´д`・。) megane-san just wants to kuddle all nyahight!]

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「gyyaahhh~ mergal-chan is syo sensai! ( ・ω・) soft kohai, must protecc. ((o(^∇^)o))」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kohai is under senpai, senpai's favorite kyutie.]

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Total: 5

OF COURSE, MR. MERGAL! HAPPY TO HELP A FELLOW BUSINESSTROLL SUCCEED! AS ALWAYS! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

YES! STRONG AND SUCCESSFUL! THIS IS THE WAY! 𓂃✍︎

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NERVES ARE NORMAL FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU! BUT WORKING PAST THEM IS HOW YOU IMPROVE! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

WHAT’S SCARY ABOUT BETTERING YOUR BUTTERPRONGS? YOU’LL BE OPERATING AT PEAK PERFORMANCE IN NO TIME! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I graciously forgive you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

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Total: 5

BUT IT COULD ALSO IMPROVE YOUR PERFORMANCE SIGNIFICANTLY! 𓂃✍︎

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BUT THINK ABOUT IT! YOU ALWAYS TRIPPING AND SPILLING THINGS ALSO TAKES PRECIOUS TIME AWAY FROM YOUR WORK! AND THAT’S JUST GOING TO KEEP HAPPENING IF YOU DON’T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! WHAT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE TIME? A COUPLE LESSONS, OR TRIPPING AND SPILLING EVERYTHING FOREVER? 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 7

YES! UP AND ATTEM IS THE WAY TO BE! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

YES, I GATHERED THAT MUCH! NEVER STOP TRYING! THERE’S ALWAYS MORE OF YOURSELF TO BETTER! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

YES! BACKUP IS ALWAYS OPTIMAL! ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE VERY PRONE TO SPILLING THINGS! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

VERY NICE! ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE MORE WORKPLACE-APPROPRIATE ATTIRE! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

RIGHT YOU ARE! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY A SKIRT SHOULD BE WORN IN THE OFFICE! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

YOUrE wElcOmE

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A SKIRT OF APPROPRIATE LENGTH IS WELCOME IN ANY OFFICESPACE! JUST MAKE SURE THEY EXTEND BELOW THE KNEES! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@gleefulSeamrip[GS]

Of cOurse, darliN'. Kissy Kissy. He-HONK!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

nO nEEd tO thAnk mE. I Am jUst mAkIng An ObsErvAtIOn.

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Total: 5

I wOUld sAy It lOOks prOfEssIOnAl EnOUgh. lOOks gOOd, EvEn.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@gleefulSeamrip[GS]

well areN't yOu just a cute little tHiNg! He-HONK!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

A BIT UNUSUAL, BUT STILL OVERALL APPROPRIATE BUSINESS ATTIRE! BANG-UP JOB! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝. 𝙰 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕. 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜. [#𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷] Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14

LOST AND FOUND BIN. SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING SUITABLE TO WEAR. 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO yaay¡ =oXO

Kult: +5
Total: 5

GOOD LUCK! HERE’S TO HOPING YOU SURVIVE TO WORK ANOTHER NIGHT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HEY, CHIN UP! WE ALL HAVE TO LEARN NOW AND THEN! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YES! BRILLIANT PLAN! GOOD LUCK! GET YOURSELF SOME SHUTBULB, OR YOUR PERFORMANCE MIGHT SUFFER FOR IT AT WORK TONIGHT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Goudlieght.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛<-- Here You Go🐄

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛need Any Milk With It?🐄

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Total: 5

YEAH, IT PUTS YOU OUT LIKE NOTHING ELSE BUT IT’S HARD WAKING UP AFTERWARDS! AND NO PROBLEM! YOU’VE GOT TO BE WELL-RESTED TO DO GOOD WORK! 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 5

50MG OF BENADRYL AND A CUP OF WARM TEA OR MILK. LEAD PIPE TO THE PAN OPTIONAL. 𓂃✍︎

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Total: 10

ONE OF MY COWORKERS HAS BEEN IN THE DISCIPLINE HOLE FOR THREE WORKNIGHTS NOW! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HEINOUS, INCOMPETENT THING HE COULD’VE DONE TO GET HIMSELF BANISHED FOR THAT LONG! I HOPE HE LEARNS HIS LESSON! 𓂃✍︎

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Kull: +2
Total: 24
Ratio: 11.00

IT CONVEYS YOUR PITIFUL AND TEARY-BULBED ENERGY VERY EFFECTIVELY! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Oh You Poor Little Darling 💔

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「megane-san will kiss kyu better. (´∀`*)ε` ) kissu kissu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kissu means kissykiss in east alternian.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「so kawaiiful... ( ´∀`)/ snffsnfff. silky shiroi. snfffffff...~~~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shiroi means white! like mergle-chan's silky white hair... sniffffff.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

♱ Swift and deft. Verily, well done.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「mergal-chan... aaahh~~ such a kawaii name~~」

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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@gachikoisChic[GC]

「kyu!! unihorn spotted! kawaiiii ne~~ (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii means gyahhh, so kyutieful!! ♪(´ε`*) pwetty shiro mane... sniffusniffu.]

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TROLL SO ROTTED IN THE PAN IT MAKES YOU SICK? THIS IS WHAT MY BULBS HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO FOR THE LAST EXCRUCIATING TEN MINUTES! I AM GOING TO THINK ABOUT BETTER THINGS! SUCH AS A FRESH SLEEVE OF STAPLES! OR A BRAND NEW BALLPOINT PEN! MUCH BETTER! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +12
Total: 12

YES! THIS IS THE WAY! BUSINESS-MINDED IS HOW IT OUGHT TO BE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YOU SHOULD VISUALIZE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD! LIKE A NEATLY FILED QUARTERLY REPORT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

OKAY! THAT GUY’S OFF HIS ROCKER! THAT’S ENOUGH CHITTR FOR TOLIGHT! I AM GOING TO RETURN TO BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7
Total: 7

THE PRODUCTS CLOURTMO CO.™ MAKES ARE TOP NOTCH, I’M TELLING YOU! I REALLY WISH I COULD AFFORD THEM! I’VE BEEN SAVING UP! SEEING THOSE SHINY NEW HUSKTOPS IN THE DISPLAY WINDOW NEARLY HAS ME SALIVATING ALL OVER MY CUBICLE! ONE NIGHT IT WILL BE MINE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +17
Total: 17

Goud respounse.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Dou your best.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I’M ALWAYS DROPPING NOTES INTO THE SUGGESTION BOX SAYING THAT THEY SHOULD INVEST IN MANUFACTURING SMART MICROWAVES, BUT SO FAR IT HASN’T STUCK! I’M NOT UPSET THOUGH! I’M JUST A LOWLY DESK JOCKEY! IT WOULD BE A PRIVILEGE FOR MY LITTLE SUGGESTION TO BE CONSIDERED BY THE TROLLS ON TOP! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Knotty
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#TagYoureIt
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@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Godડ, me too..me too, buddy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

YES! IT’S COMING ALONG NICELY, TOO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I THINK I’M GOING TO DIG MY OWN PERSONAL DISCIPLINE HOLE OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE! FOR WHENEVER I MAKE MISTAKES OFF THE CLOCK! I HAVE TO HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE, AFTER ALL! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +12
Kull: +4
Total: 16
Ratio: 3.00

NO YOU DON’T! YOU DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING! YOUR SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN! ENJOY IT! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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Chchow is your friend!
@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ "Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned." ⧂

Kult: +32
Total: 32
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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ "Determine never to be idle. No troll will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing." ⧂

Kult: +32
Total: 32

BRILLIANT! LOOK AT YOU GO! THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MERGAL AND…WELL, THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! BUT GOOD JOB! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, anoth£r totally lik£, gr£at lik£ #Busin£ssTip ! Lik£, OMFG<3 @avaric£Conglom£rat£ https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d1308_20260526014136.png

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I JUST HOPE TO SEE ANOTHER LOYAL WORKER SUCCEED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

GOOD LUCK! I HOPE YOUR FALLEN SOLDIER (WALLET) IS RETURNED TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

NO! DON’T GIVE UP! PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT! SHOW THEM THE POST YOU MADE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
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Amporacoin
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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I HAVE DISCUSSED THIS SEVERAL TIMES.↗️ ↘️no.↘️

Kult: +10
Total: 10

YOU AND ME BOTH! GOOD LUCK CATCHING YOUR NEXT TRAIN! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

BAH! I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT! IT JUST WOULDN’T DO TO SHOVE A POSSIBLE SUPERIOR ASIDE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WERE I A LESS DIGNIFIED TROLL, I WOULD HAVE STARTED CHUGGING STRAIGHT FROM THE COMMUNAL CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE POT AGES AGO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛that Was Some Nice Cardio But ☝ My Truck Is Back In Working Condition!🐄

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛jogging Added To List Of New Fave Things To Do Before Work🐄

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
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ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎

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Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

casper 1 th1nk you’re k1ll1ng mergal

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HEY! NO! YOU’RE LETTING THE OFFENDER WIN! DON’T BE A CHUMP! SOMEONE HAS SLIGHTED YOU! DON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN! IF YOU CAN’T GET THE PERP THEN AT LEAST PRINT OUT A PICTURE AND THROW DARTS AT IT LIKE THE REST OF US! DISCIPLINING YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DO ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK WEAKER! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK WEAK? I DON’T THINK SO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@reticentVirtuoso[RV]

;~;

Kult: +5
Total: 5

✧˗ˏˋYOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR💰💰💰 THERE BETTER BE ATLEAST 2✌️ TO 3 🤟CAMERAS🎥 ON THE LEA𝐏S AND BOUNDS YOU DO, get to flippin and leapin, SNOW WHITE❄️❄️❄️ˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5
Total: 5

✧˗ˏˋYOU ARE A WET LUM𝐏 OF CLAY 𝐏RIME FOR THE MOLDING, SNOW-SHOW, you got 2 tricks down,what's next? How about a jump✦ You're the upcoming show ✨🐎pony🐎✨, #KEE𝐏ATITWORKHORSEˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5
Total: 5

✧˗ˏˋNOW THIS is a sign of a great employee, ➰➰➰ROLL OVER➰➰➰ WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!ˎˊ˗✦

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ Of course. ⧂

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Amporacoin
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↗️WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP.↗️

Kult: +5
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Total: 7
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

genu1nely that was the most depress1ng read of my l1fe. l1ke, 1 beat wrothe up l1ke weekly, hes not worth putt1ng 1n the effort to grovel to. from one secretary to another you can most def1n1tly f1nd someone better to l1ck the1r boot on ch1ttr 1s all 1 can say

Kult: +5
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Amporacoin
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↘️none of my superiors are lowbloods.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE CALLED SUPERIORS FOR A REASON.↗️ ↘️they aren't called "random trolls pulled from the gutter to pad the profit margins" for a reason.↘️ ↗️SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.↗️ ↘️defer to someone who has more experience in the cullporate park.↘️

Kult: +7
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↗️I AM READING A LOT OF WORDS FOR A MESSAGE THAT CAN BE EASILY SUMMARIZED IN WHAT YOU HAD THE FORENUB TO TYPE, MIDWAY THROUGH YOUR WHEEZING STUTTERFEST.↗️ ↘️"it is not my place"↘️

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

RIGHT YOU ARE! THE LESSON HAD TO BE LEARNED AT SOME POINT! I’M JUST GLAD THEY WERE ABLE TO WHIP ME INTO SHAPE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

CLOURTMO CO.™ HAS THIS METHOD OF DISCIPLINE WHERE IF YOU’RE A FAILURE, THEY PUT YOU IN THE HOLE! COMPLETELY DARK, NOTHING AROUND, NOWHERE TO GO, AND THEY DROP SLOP INTO IT NOW AND THEN TO KEEP YOU FED! IT DOES WONDERS FOR PUTTING LACKLUSTER EMPLOYEES AND TWO-BIT SLACKERS BACK IN LINE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +10
Total: 10

INDEED IT IS! I ADMIT, I WAS PUT IN THE HOLE A FEW TIMES WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING OUT! EMBARRASSING, I KNOW! BUT I HAVEN’T MADE ANY BLUNDERS LIKE THOSE SINCE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
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↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️

Kult: +27
Kull: +22
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.23

WOAH! BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #NSFW POSTING TONIGHT! BAH! WHY ARE YOU GRINDING ON EACH OTHER WHEN YOU COULD BE GRINDING OUT ANOTHER REPORT AT YOUR JOBS? 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +32
Total: 32

Well, so long as he seems pleased -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HEY, CHIN UP! THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT! AND RECHIT AWAY! THERE’S NO THUNDER TO BE STOLEN! JUST A COUPLE OF DILIGENT WORKERS! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +24
Kull: +5
Total: 29
Ratio: 4.80

YES, AND LIKEWISE BUT WITH CLOURTMO CO.™! SO MANY DILIGENT AND SAVVY WORKERS HERE! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HAHA! WOW! SO MANY KEEN BUSINESSTROLLS HERE! IT HAS ME QUIVERING IN MY COMPANY-MANDATED BUTTON-UP! 𓂃✍︎

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Wow that's sad. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

Kult: +5
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@resplendentCandour[RC]

◌ You sort of remind me of someone. ⧂

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↗️"NUMBER ONE INVESTMENT FIRM".↗️ ↘️you are so disgustingly uneducated in literally all things business that it is making me nauseous.↘️ ↗️YOUR SIMPERING, QUIVERING POSTS AMOUNT TO LITTLE MORE THAN A TESTAMENT TO YOUR CORPORATE FAILINGS.↗️ ↘️your superiors should be ashamed.↘️ ↗️ARE ASHAMED.↗️ ↘️what is wrong with you.↘️

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png

Kult: +50
Kull: +5
Total: 55
Ratio: 10.00
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↘️go back to scrubbing the floor with your quivering tastemuscle.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ROOM FOR TROLLS LIKE YOU IN THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️

Kult: +5
Kull: +9
Total: 14
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↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️

Kult: +41
Kull: +18
Total: 59
Ratio: 2.28