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Hey Abg Inc, What Is This Thing? I Found Him In The Lobby. Also Can I Keep Him? https://i.ibb.co/xtwhdbgy/mergal.png

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=oXO '''' cute''''' =oXO

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I mean I would make sure he has his shots first.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

I think you've discovered a pathetic man. This happens from time to time, more common of an occurrence than you think.

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Oh This Is Definitely Someone's Indoor Pet That Got Out Somehow. I Would Be Extremely Surprised If He Didn't Have His Shots

wwuugghhwwuugghh oohh mmyy ggooddss ii aaggmm ssoo ssoo ssoo ssoorryy ffoorr ggeettttiinngg iinn yyoouurr wwaayy, hhiigghhbblloooodd , ssttuummbblliinngg aatt yyoouurr ffeeeett, aanndd ddrrooppppiinn gg mmyy ppaappeerrss wwaass ccoommpplleetteellyy uunnbbeeffiittttiinngg ooff aann eemmppllooyyeeee ooff ABG INC.,, aanndd ii ddeeeeppllyy aappoollooggiizz ee ffoorr mmyy,,, , uunnpprrooffeessssiioonnaalliissnnmm aanndd cclluummssiinneessss , iiff tthheerree iiss aannyytthhiiffnngg ii ccaann ddoo ttoo eeaarrnn yyoouurr ffoorrggiivveenneessss aanndd rree-iiggnniittee yyoouurr ttrruuss tt iinn ABG INC. pplleeaassee ddoonntt hheessiittaattee ttoo lleett mmee kknnooww tthheerree iiss nnoo ttaasskk ttoooo llaarrggee , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You make a good point but you know how some pets are. Always best to put them through a thorough examination to make sure everything’s in order. They have such little resistance to the outside world, poor things.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

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I Don't Think I'm Allowed To Say What I Want From You. Don't Worry About It, Darling, As Long As You Didn't Skin Those Knees Of Yours :)

ii hhaaggvvee vveerryy tthhiinn sskkiinn , iimm ssoorr yy ttoo ddiissaappppooiinntt -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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Poor Dear... You Should Get Some Ice Then.

ii aahhvvee , dduuttiieess ttoo ffuullffiill ffiirrsstt , ssoorryy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

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