Corvoe Fusili
@ardourCorvidae
Th£y/th£m || th£mboss || H£ad of TR at Clemti & Co || Frontman of JILARVA£ || Don't car£ PLUS my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk AND when I #bounceonit <33
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Mantra ☘︎f the evening!!!! Get y☘︎ur m☘︎ney up bestie!!! Get y☘︎ur pussy up bestie!!!! #☘︎ptimism #m☘︎tivati☘︎nalqu☘︎tes
c< yessssssss >c
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
⚇ @ardourCorvidae is gonna bake me a cake! ⚇ And come over n shit. ⚇ I imagine @glitteringAcuity will show its fuckass mug at some point too. ⚇ Lameass. ⚇
OBJECTION! what am i, chopped liver??
⚇ Okay but when you do it ⚇ It's like...condescending ⚇ ...Feel free to keep doing it though or whatever ⚇
Happy Wriggling Day my man broohoooof
⚇ BROTROTTER BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ⚇ Thanks for the well wishes :8) ⚇
MAY YOU HAVE A MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING WRIGGLING DAY, MY FINEST BROTHER ISIDOR. MESSIAHS BLESS YOU WITH JAPES AND JOY AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEM SMILE.
⚇ Your well wishes honor me, biggest brother! ⚇ I'M GONNA THROW A PARTY IN THE MESS HALL LATER IT'D BE A MOTHERFUCKER OF A TIME TO SEE YOU THERE!!! ⚇ MMFWCL! ⚇
I THINK A MOTHERFUCKER COULD MAKE TIME AND SHOW UP FOR ONE OF HIS BEST. HONK HONK!
⚇ FUCK YEAH ⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
aw HELL yeah brother! hope you tore it UP this wriggling Day!!!
vwhy im a bad matesprit: ill compliment you like, all the time, to the point it gets annoying. i vwanna go on trips, like small trips, an hour avway, just to go to the beach or something. ill givwe you all my lovwe and affection. yeah, thatll probably drivwe you avway. anyvways, those vwere some reasons id be a bad matesprit. like and subscribe for more hot cronus action. #emotionalvwulnerability
33> Ar3 Y0u That D3sp3rat3 F0r A M30wsprit <33
You really dug deep for these, I can tell.
Mhm. Right, yes. All traits that make you undesirable, there are perhaps other factors you need to look into about yourself, not meant to be taken as an insult, but an invitation for introspection.
mmm... nah, i think this about covwers it.
are you willing to merge souls with your matespirt and be karmically entwined for all eternity in e\/ery uni\/erse ^_^
hmm. im gonna *say* yes, but only since i knowv i get outta this on a technicality.
do you get out of it by being buried in my yard Z:)
not evwen close toots.
Z:p
Are Bald people real?
sometimes yes
@universallyCoonquering
yeah and its terrifying
I jUst rEAlIzEd I hAvE yEt tO sEE A kIn wIthOUt blEssEd pAn hAIr hOw Odd....
→→→→? I've never seen a single Bald Troll in my life.
tErrIfyIng...
▲someone ping Patches i don't wanna summon him for this▼
i dont have any hair at all
id like to congratulate the brilliant minds at gentlemens quarterly^2 for their impeccable taste in princes and wwizards not the wworst newws to come back to after an extended holiday in another univverse ((art by @gallivvantingGourmand!)) #gpoe #gq^2 #fitcheck
You look very nice.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
WHERE ARE YOU.
ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE BLAZER NO SHIRT GILLS COMMANDO.
i can be
lOOKING GOOD, dANNY BOY!
Lik£, lastlight was lik£, totally lik£, SO much fun!!! Lik£, LOL!!<3 Lik£, so lik£, r£fr£shing to lik£, b£ on th£ lik£, stag£ lik£, again!!!!<3 ;] https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/6ca07f1aa57a.jpg
Oh shit hello icon.
Lik£, LOL!!! Lik£, h£llo lik£, oth£r lik£, total lik£, icon lik£, OMFG. ;D <3!!!
I just noticed, do we have the same zodiac~? We have so much in common~~~~!
You look lovely, by the way~.
W£ lik£, TOTALLY lik£, DO!!! Lik£, WOAH. Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, WAIT. Lik£, this is lik£, SO COOL???? Lik£ OMFG lik£, ofc id lik£, shar£ my sign with lik£, a troll lik£, as totally lik£, cool as lik£, you??? Lik£, OMG!!!!!!
I consider it an honor to share a sign with such a beau~ty~~~~. We are like two clydesdales of a feather~.
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AWWW! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD SWOON!) I AM DEFINITELY KEEPING THIS IN MIND...
OBJECTION! THIS EXHIBIT IS SUBSTANTIALLY MORE PREJUDICIAL THAN PROBATIVE & THEREFORE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED INADMISSIBLE
lOOk at my lEgislaceratOr bro im fUckEd
Don't talk to me until I've had my frappe and bougatsa~. #Food Foodie #GoremandBlogging https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/fb94c431960c~.png
This is just a normal Troll Greek meal~.
It's too late, I'm afraid~. I can't help myself~.
Casper, no swiping~~~~~.
Just a little?
*、tHIS 100KS W4Y T00 G00D IM QUIT3 J3410US,！⚡️
Maybe next time~. I'm sorry to say I ate them all~.
You should be~.
*、w4NN T0RTUR3 M3 D0NTCH4！⚡️
I am known to enjoy some light torture~~~~.
*、0H J33Z- G0NN4 M4K3 IT H0T 4ND SM0K3Y IN H3R3 H4H4,！⚡️
YOU EVER GO TO GREGGS AND ORDER GAS NIBLETS ON TOAST? TELL YOU WHAT. FUCKING. BRILLIANT. IT’S ON THE SECRET MENU. TRY THAT SHITE AND TELL ME YOU AREN’T IMPRESSED YOU DOUGHNUT. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/49DA20301826.JPEG x
#YUCK.
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
Looking eckscellent as ALWAYS, sir!
▼what the fuck▲
i'm blind as hell bruh i can't read that tiny-ass text
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click my image and then you wwill knoww
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
DO YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT WE MET. IT WAS #ERIDANWEEK. YOU WERE BEING #CRUCIFIED FOR SOME PETTY BULLSHIT. AND YOU LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD. BLEEDING ON THE SACRIFICIAL STALK. AS YOU DO RIGHT NOW. #HHHH. #ALSO. #IHAVENEVERSEENYOURWALKPRONGSLOOKSOBARE. #HIGHBLOODS. #THEYAREJUSTLIKEUS.
CAN YOU PUT ONE OF THESE UP AT THE HOPESPIRE. #SUGGESTIVE.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. ERIDAN. IT'S IMPORTANT.
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Holy GOOSEREL. Guys. That's LITERALLY ME. IN REAL LIFE, ACTUALLY. My Little Hoofbeast. GOOSEFEATHER IS A *PERFECT* NAME. I'm giving you a million ★s, hold on. ★★★★★★★★★★. You'll find the rest in your Inbox. Pleasure doing Business with you. (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD CHEER!!!)
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unbbelievabble meeting with @ardourCorvidae and @asanineTemptation at #JeevikWeek last sweep. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/was_he_coked_out_or_what.png
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THI$, BRO. PROBABLY.
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I Do Not Want To Be Productive. I Want To Lie In Slab And Sleep On My New Heat Mat. #woe
Valid.
I would like to state for the record that I do not have, nor have I ever possessed, what we are referring to in this instance as a "troll-sona." I take the appropriation and costume-play of the troll phenotype very seriously. Frankly, I don't know what bad actor would even THINK to do that. :| Any images contradicting this claim have been fabricated by enemies of my enterprise. Jane Crocker has never "done trollface." #OfficialPost
You needn't worry, it's unlikely someone would accuse you of this. Now, if you're curious a8out what caste you'd 8e, do let me know. That type of theoretical is harmless and I happen to enjoy the analysis that comes with it. ::::)
Sort of an obvious, though, isn't it.
If you're 8ound to the stereotype, of course. 8ut if you don't allow your past to em8ed itself on every inch of your present, then no. There's always room to explore new options.
... Why would I want to be any of the others, again? No offense.
None taken, dear. That's the exciting part. If you were one of us, you wouldn't have a choice. ::::)
THIS IS ⌁HY I LO⌁E ⌁ORKING ⌁ITH EARTH, ⌁ERY REAL POLITIK ABOUT E⌁ERYTHING, KEEPS E⌁ERYTHING GROO⌁ING SMOOTHLY. OF COURSE YOU ⌁OULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT CROCKER ⌁HAT DO THEY TAKE YOU FOR? SOME KINDA TONE DEAF HUCKSTER? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
Precisely!
YOU KNO⌁ HO⌁ IT IS, PHOTOSHOP AND AI SABOTEURS RUN RAMPANT BUT REAL LOYAL BACKERS NE⌁ER FALL FOR THE OL ⌁OOL O⌁ER THE EYES. BESIDES, THAT'S ⌁HY THE CULTURAL EXCHANGE P.R. DEPT IS SO ⌁ELL FUNDED. ALL FI⌁E OF EM IN THERE. AT LEAST ON OUR SIDE OF THE STAR POND HAHAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
0W133............ #5K8RF41L
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Call it an anti-establlishment art piece.
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Y3444HH!!!!!!
im as cool as a crunch cinder, pal. you should take a page out of my book. see howv relaxed i am right nowv? im vwegging it. meanvwhile, youre ovwer here, fantasizing about dudes feeling you up, spiking your cortisol evwen higher. trust me, it aint gonna make you any prettier.
Y34HY0UR3 N07 D01NG 5H17!!! 51771NG 0N Y0UR FUXK1NG 455 D01NG FUCK4LL!!! 1M N07 F4N7451Z1NG 480U7 7H47 G4Y 5H17 WHY D0 Y0U W4N7 M3 PR37713R??? GR055
nevwer said that. youre putting vwords in my gash, tunafish. real sad stuff. hope you get help for that affliction of yours. i vwouldnt knowv vwhere to start, but maybe ask vwantas, hes likely in the knowv about the gay cruising scene. ivwe got my theories. vwell get someone to feel you pronto.
1LL PU7 50M37H1HNG 3L53 1N Y0UR MU0U7H L34V3 M3 4L0N3 1 D0N7 FUCK1NG N33D Y0UR H3LP!!!!!
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8=D < Likewise. Especially one that captures her visage so perfectly!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! corvoe you look fantastic!!!! <> <> <>
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My fav⓪rite is the pink ⓪ne~ Philau sh⓪wed me back when we were wrigglers , can’t remember their names well
8=D < That w001d be very welcome. 8=D < I am e%cited to begins out canterspondance.
((*corralspondance ((The moment when you think of a better pun a second after sending)
Dear Dripping Degenerates: YOU DO NOT NEED AN "ORGY WEEK." YOU GREEDY TROLLOPS HAVE ALREADY MONOPOLIZED THE UNIVERSAL DAY OF REST!!! X( Please, for corn's sake, give your groin a moment of respite. #NSFW #AntiOrgyGroup #GodsAgainstOrgies #OrIGuess #JustPencilingThemInLikeThat
Y0ure talking t0 a species that literally has t0 fuck t0 live
⚇ They be grinding that shit down to a nub ⚇
Fake news. Half of these floozies reside and spread venereal disease across my very own Earth-C.
technically all species that do not reproduce asexually need to do that. it’s more that our people are mandated to do so.
The species might die 0ut but the individuals themselves d0 n0t
Generati0nal trauma
this message is supported by the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
@industrialIncidentalist You don't have to listen to him, he doesn't even lift~.
/𝐋ifting ur phat ass onto my bu𝐋ge oooo #nsfw #top10f𝐋arpcu𝐋𝐋moments
/mountain b suckin my shame g𝐋obes rn 𝐋o𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋 is ur 𝐋usus a sca𝐋ebeast cuzzzzz i'm 𝐋owk dragon deez gnuts across ur face #nsfw
I'm going to grab you by your flaccid horn and throw you into the Alternian sun~.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ you're so couragous for sharing this dude #gotmeemotionaltooaboutit #nicehornypicthough #youllgeteveryoneontheirkneeswithcumgutterslikethat #nsfw
My replies were so overwhelmed with praise I nearly missed this command m'lady~. Please forgive me~.
If women only have one stalwart defender it shall be I~. If women have no one to defend them then I have been culled~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my god }꩜д꩜{ + youre.... a fininist???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I am an ally of fins~. Especially when they're attached to women~~~~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ im likeeee, not even reely sure what else there is to say.... because this is pic is LITERALLLLYYYY me }._.{ #deepmaid #gillblogger #cullquette #gpoy #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HEAVY IS THE CROWN. CRYING DURING ABLUTIONS IS UNDERRATED, THOUGH. SORRY YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT.
Keep your chin up, miss Ahymza. There is whispering on the winds of great change.
Z:(
You should smile more, princess~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ youre right!!!! + youre also just like, the SWEETEST, other carpcatch! }TnT{ }TnT{ }TnT{ }TnT{ im just going to like send you more moby until i start to feel something good again. orcay???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ do you mean it???? };n\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ IMMMM TRYINNNNGGG \}⟡_⟡{/ }TAT{◞ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
That's the spirit~~~~!
I do. I truly do.
OKAY, IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT’S GONNA FLOAT YOUR BOAT. BUT AT LEAST LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR YOU SINCE YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY PAID MY RENT THIS MONTH AND NEXT. I’M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.