Corvoe Fusili
@ardourCorvidae
Th£y/th£m || th£mboss || H£ad of TR at Clemti & Co || Frontman of JILARVA£ || Don't car£ PLUS my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk AND when I #bounceonit <33
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YOU EVER GO TO GREGGS AND ORDER GAS NIBLETS ON TOAST? TELL YOU WHAT. FUCKING. BRILLIANT. IT’S ON THE SECRET MENU. TRY THAT SHITE AND TELL ME YOU AREN’T IMPRESSED YOU DOUGHNUT. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/49DA20301826.JPEG x
#YUCK.
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
Looking eckscellent as ALWAYS, sir!
▼what the fuck▲
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click my image and then you wwill knoww
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
DO YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT WE MET. IT WAS #ERIDANWEEK. YOU WERE BEING #CRUCIFIED FOR SOME PETTY BULLSHIT. AND YOU LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD. BLEEDING ON THE SACRIFICIAL STALK. AS YOU DO RIGHT NOW. #HHHH. #ALSO. #IHAVENEVERSEENYOURWALKPRONGSLOOKSOBARE. #HIGHBLOODS. #THEYAREJUSTLIKEUS.
CAN YOU PUT ONE OF THESE UP AT THE HOPESPIRE. #SUGGESTIVE.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. ERIDAN. IT'S IMPORTANT.
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Holy GOOSEREL. Guys. That's LITERALLY ME. IN REAL LIFE, ACTUALLY. My Little Hoofbeast. GOOSEFEATHER IS A *PERFECT* NAME. I'm giving you a million ★s, hold on. ★★★★★★★★★★. You'll find the rest in your Inbox. Pleasure doing Business with you. (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD CHEER!!!)
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unbbelievabble meeting with @ardourCorvidae and @asanineTemptation at #JeevikWeek last sweep. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/was_he_coked_out_or_what.png
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THI$, BRO. PROBABLY.
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I Do Not Want To Be Productive. I Want To Lie In Slab And Sleep On My New Heat Mat. #woe
Valid.
I would like to state for the record that I do not have, nor have I ever possessed, what we are referring to in this instance as a "troll-sona." I take the appropriation and costume-play of the troll phenotype very seriously. Frankly, I don't know what bad actor would even THINK to do that. :| Any images contradicting this claim have been fabricated by enemies of my enterprise. Jane Crocker has never "done trollface." #OfficialPost
You needn't worry, it's unlikely someone would accuse you of this. Now, if you're curious a8out what caste you'd 8e, do let me know. That type of theoretical is harmless and I happen to enjoy the analysis that comes with it. ::::)
Sort of an obvious, though, isn't it.
If you're 8ound to the stereotype, of course. 8ut if you don't allow your past to em8ed itself on every inch of your present, then no. There's always room to explore new options.
... Why would I want to be any of the others, again? No offense.
None taken, dear. That's the exciting part. If you were one of us, you wouldn't have a choice. ::::)
THIS IS ⌁HY I LO⌁E ⌁ORKING ⌁ITH EARTH, ⌁ERY REAL POLITIK ABOUT E⌁ERYTHING, KEEPS E⌁ERYTHING GROO⌁ING SMOOTHLY. OF COURSE YOU ⌁OULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT CROCKER ⌁HAT DO THEY TAKE YOU FOR? SOME KINDA TONE DEAF HUCKSTER? ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
Precisely!
YOU KNO⌁ HO⌁ IT IS, PHOTOSHOP AND AI SABOTEURS RUN RAMPANT BUT REAL LOYAL BACKERS NE⌁ER FALL FOR THE OL ⌁OOL O⌁ER THE EYES. BESIDES, THAT'S ⌁HY THE CULTURAL EXCHANGE P.R. DEPT IS SO ⌁ELL FUNDED. ALL FI⌁E OF EM IN THERE. AT LEAST ON OUR SIDE OF THE STAR POND HAHAHA. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
0W133............ #5K8RF41L
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Call it an anti-establlishment art piece.
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im as cool as a crunch cinder, pal. you should take a page out of my book. see howv relaxed i am right nowv? im vwegging it. meanvwhile, youre ovwer here, fantasizing about dudes feeling you up, spiking your cortisol evwen higher. trust me, it aint gonna make you any prettier.
Y34HY0UR3 N07 D01NG 5H17!!! 51771NG 0N Y0UR FUXK1NG 455 D01NG FUCK4LL!!! 1M N07 F4N7451Z1NG 480U7 7H47 G4Y 5H17 WHY D0 Y0U W4N7 M3 PR37713R??? GR055
nevwer said that. youre putting vwords in my gash, tunafish. real sad stuff. hope you get help for that affliction of yours. i vwouldnt knowv vwhere to start, but maybe ask vwantas, hes likely in the knowv about the gay cruising scene. ivwe got my theories. vwell get someone to feel you pronto.
1LL PU7 50M37H1HNG 3L53 1N Y0UR MU0U7H L34V3 M3 4L0N3 1 D0N7 FUCK1NG N33D Y0UR H3LP!!!!!
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8=D < Likewise. Especially one that captures her visage so perfectly!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! corvoe you look fantastic!!!! <> <> <>
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My fav⓪rite is the pink ⓪ne~ Philau sh⓪wed me back when we were wrigglers , can’t remember their names well
8=D < That w001d be very welcome. 8=D < I am e%cited to begins out canterspondance.
((*corralspondance ((The moment when you think of a better pun a second after sending)
Dear Dripping Degenerates: YOU DO NOT NEED AN "ORGY WEEK." YOU GREEDY TROLLOPS HAVE ALREADY MONOPOLIZED THE UNIVERSAL DAY OF REST!!! X( Please, for corn's sake, give your groin a moment of respite. #NSFW #AntiOrgyGroup #GodsAgainstOrgies #OrIGuess #JustPencilingThemInLikeThat
Y0ure talking t0 a species that literally has t0 fuck t0 live
⚇ They be grinding that shit down to a nub ⚇
Fake news. Half of these floozies reside and spread venereal disease across my very own Earth-C.
technically all species that do not reproduce asexually need to do that. it’s more that our people are mandated to do so.
this message is supported by the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
@industrialIncidentalist You don't have to listen to him, he doesn't even lift~.
/𝐋ifting ur phat ass onto my bu𝐋ge oooo #nsfw #top10f𝐋arpcu𝐋𝐋moments
/mountain b suckin my shame g𝐋obes rn 𝐋o𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋 is ur 𝐋usus a sca𝐋ebeast cuzzzzz i'm 𝐋owk dragon deez gnuts across ur face #nsfw
I'm going to grab you by your flaccid horn and throw you into the Alternian sun~.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ you're so couragous for sharing this dude #gotmeemotionaltooaboutit #nicehornypicthough #youllgeteveryoneontheirkneeswithcumgutterslikethat #nsfw
My replies were so overwhelmed with praise I nearly missed this command m'lady~. Please forgive me~.
If women only have one stalwart defender it shall be I~. If women have no one to defend them then I have been culled~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my god }꩜д꩜{ + youre.... a fininist???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I am an ally of fins~. Especially when they're attached to women~~~~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ im likeeee, not even reely sure what else there is to say.... because this is pic is LITERALLLLYYYY me }._.{ #deepmaid #gillblogger #cullquette #gpoy #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HEAVY IS THE CROWN. CRYING DURING ABLUTIONS IS UNDERRATED, THOUGH. SORRY YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT.
Keep your chin up, miss Ahymza. There is whispering on the winds of great change.
Z:(
You should smile more, princess~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ youre right!!!! + youre also just like, the SWEETEST, other carpcatch! }TnT{ }TnT{ }TnT{ }TnT{ im just going to like send you more moby until i start to feel something good again. orcay???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ do you mean it???? };n\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ IMMMM TRYINNNNGGG \}⟡_⟡{/ }TAT{◞ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
That's the spirit~~~~!
I do. I truly do.
OKAY, IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT’S GONNA FLOAT YOUR BOAT. BUT AT LEAST LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR YOU SINCE YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY PAID MY RENT THIS MONTH AND NEXT. I’M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
id rather throwv an airball than to havwe nevwer taken the shot. remember that. #wvwvcd
You, like... Miss the Shots you Don't take Or whatever That guy Said
no no, i said it. this is an original cronus thought.
Oh ActUAlly my nAmE Is UrsIlA, thAt Is An Odd wAy tO mIsspEll It bUt I fOrgIvE yOU AcqUAIntAncE crOnUs :)
oh svweetie... hawve you seriously nevwer come across the concept of a nickname?
hmm? why wOUld yOU nOt cAll sOmEOnE by thEIr fIrst nAmE And tItlE?
i dont havwe time for this, go ask matesprit chixie or vwhoewver.
AlrIght, It wAs A plEAsUrE tO mEEt yOU rEgArdlEss pArIAh crOnUs :)
come on thats not my title babe. if i vwas gonna havwe a title, and i hawvent evwen picked one yet, id probably go vwith poolscar.
pOOlscAr crOnUs It Is! :) mEssIAhs blEss yOU pOOlscAr crOnUs
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It's Okay To Pinpoint The Exact Location Of Someone's Hive If They Annoy You. It's Fine To Send Them The Head Of A Boar As A Threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
i.. donnt particuularly agree with this onne?
Very true! ⋆˚࿔
It Was A #joke, Don't Worry. My Apologies For Making You Uncomfortable.
i forgive youu.. im nnot very good with jokes.
:33 < if you n33d any help hunting a oinkbeast...
Regarding the ¢ard game. I am looking to ex₱and the ro$ter. A fe₩ ₱ro$₱e¢tive ₱layer$ a₱₱ear to have gotten ¢old feet, $o in a moment of un¢ommon genero$ity, I have lo₩ered the buy-in. Ju$t a tad. The next game i$ ₱lanned for Thur$day at 7 ₱M E$T, or thereabout$. The tide, the gue$t$, and the quality of everyone’$ ex¢u$e$ may adju$t the hour $lightly. ¢urrent ₱layer$: @re$₱lendent¢andour @glitteringA¢uity @leviathanLedger ¢urrent $taff: @arou$edDelivery — Dealer @ardour¢orvidae — Bartender ¢on$ider thi$ a reminder, an invitation, and a ¢ourte$y to anyone ₩ith more nerve than $en$e. My ₩eekly ₱rivate game remain$ o₱en to gentlefolk of mean$, lineage, in$uffi¢ient $elf-₱re$ervation, or entertaining de$₱eration. Buy-in i$: ₦100,000 ¢aegar$ or one authenti¢ated noble heirloom of ₱re-¢onde$¢en$ion origin or a favor I am not yet obliged to name. No marker$ under fifty thou$and. No ¢rying before the river. No dueling in the ante¢hamber unle$$ both ₱artie$ have ₱aid ¢orkage. The game i$ Hold’em. High $take$. No rake. A ¢lean table, a ₩ell-$to¢ked bar, a ¢a₱able dealer, and the rare o₱₱ortunity to lo$e money $ome₩here intere$ting. Bring your lu¢k. I do enjoy $eeing ho₩ far it get$ you.
C'm☘︎n guys y☘︎u g☘︎tta j☘︎in!!!! I g☘︎t like, a really cute unif☘︎rm and everything and als☘︎ I t☘︎tally studied t☘︎ h☘︎ne my card dealing skills!!!!
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I ex₱e¢t you to ₩ear ju$t a tad more ₩hen kee₱ing the drink$ ₱ouring.
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Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana
How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??
They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana
That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!
Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana
I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!
WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana
You...used...capslock...unfortunately....please...be...careful...with....your Cortisol!your...body...is....clearly...struggling...enough...as....is u3u
Everyoone coopes in their oown way but maybe soome oof yoou shoould develoop a habit oof drawing self-insert yaooi like i did instead oof whatever yoou're dooing
-=[ccan i draw yaoi of yyou and phuntr it will makeme feel better_☺]=-
As loong as it's pale yaooi i doon't want too make him uncoomfoortable
-=[off coursee idont waant to make him uncomfo r ttable either okayy im goingto draw yoiu giys hugging hhgg_☺]=-
Can't wait
-=[yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyÿyyyyyÿyyyÿyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_☺]=-
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