WHEEL OF TORTURE

forms.gleWHEEL OF TORTURE CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORMforms.gle

[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]

#staytuned #wheeloftorturecastingcall #spinthewheel #winprizes #uh #joinnow

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

1 week ago

[IMMOLATION] <[I'm thinking of just SPINNING the wheel to choose the CONTESTANTS. I lied. I don't actually read your APPLICATIONS! My BOSS does!]

Kult: +25

Total: 25

1 week ago

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Last CHANCE to APPLY for our show, EVERYONE! CHOICE that's gonna CHANGE your life FOREVER!]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

1 week ago

[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[If I were someone's BOSS, I'd skin people alive for FUN! #gore #violence]

#gore #violence

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[LIKE this CHIT if you think our host is CUTE!]

Kult: +59

Kull: +35

Total: 94

Ratio: 1.69

[RATS] <[Who posted that.]

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

dane strider

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

is "rats" really one of the spots on your torture wheel

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

[IMMOLATION] <[You could get something WORSE.]

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

ネズミは拷問の道具として使う場合、かなり多用途に使えるよ。

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gander Grimzl

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@televisedAviamor[TA]

I'm pretty sure this is PART OF WHY you've Attracted such a Large Audience! (WOLF WHISTLE) (CROWD LOOKING AROUND SURREPTITIOUSLY)

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @televisedAviamor[TA]

[BOILING] <[Aw! You really think so, GANDER?]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Gander Grimzl

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@televisedAviamor[TA]

Yes!.......................

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[HANGING] <[OKAY. Now they are flirting with ME in my contestant application form. Dear viewers, not to burst your PARASOCIAL bubble, but hey, you do REALIZE the SPONSORS are making me say this, right?]

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

Zhisen

@omnipotentMech[OM]

DM me baby xx

↩ @omnipotentMech[OM]

[RATS] <[Notice how I didn't mention any NAMES out of POLITENESS.]

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Zhisen

@omnipotentMech[OM]

please

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @omnipotentMech[OM]

[STONING] <[Maybe? If you get into the LIST OF PARTICIPANTS?]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[IMMOLATION] <[Try to DODGE my ATTACKS!!!]

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

Violet Gothyck

Hope | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

@epicallyAwesome[EA]

*dodges them* hehe ^_^ anything else?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

I'll parry them

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Okay. Yay!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @epicallyAwesome[EA]

[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Didn't think I'd ever say that, but DO NOT sign up for my SHOW!]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Violet Gothyck

@epicallyAwesome[EA]

hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Jada Harley-Egbert

@epixorzBaddie[EB]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @epicallyAwesome[EA]

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Can you also check if I get PROMOTED in FUTURE? Pretty PLEASE?]

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Violet Gothyck

@epicallyAwesome[EA]

hmm!! i can't say for certain bc there are a lot of timelines (i just won in all of them when i entered so that's how i knew for sure LAWL) but i do know one way i could help u out here... *PYAH!!! muse of light powers go!!* there u go ^_^ maybe the next time u might get a promotion, this'll help u be a little luckier!!!

MCGRUB

@amazingBurgerplace[AB]

We are happy to announCe we are being sponsored by @tortureWheel! Due to that, expeCt our Menu to have new positions: - burger of torture - Cola of infinite suffering - CeMent

@tortureWheel

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Let's 🦆ing go!!! Can't wait to work with you, PARTNER!]

[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[SURVEY TIME! How do you pretend to like your COWORKERS.]

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

M¡1o Dev¡n F1up 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> You juડt try to be po1¡te and keep converડat¡onડ ડhort !

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @sardonicCatharsis[SC]

[BRAZEN BULL] <["You"? You mean "me", right? It is a *****SURVEY*****, not a call for HELP, HAHAHA!]

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

M¡1o Dev¡n F1up 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Roya1 you ! Anyone who needડ jt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Madeth Astrae

Verified

A user of established repute

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[S] Smile and do as they ask.] [T] Then complain about them on chittr.]

Kult: +14

Total: 14

↩ @sardonicCatharsis[SC]

[WATERBOARDING] <[Yeah, okay, I am SURE many of our VIEWERS will find that advice USEFUL! Let's give Milo Devin Flup (such an EXOTIC NAME!) a round of APPLAUSE, everyone!]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

D Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

@tactlessCamcorder[TC]

retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

M¡1o Dev¡n F1up 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Thank you !! ¡t'ડ my Human name!! A cong1omerat¡on of contr¡but¡onડ from fr¡endડ :))))

Kult: +2

Total: 2

[HANGING] <[If you want to witness the show FIRSTHAND, we have an open position for a JANITOR. SOMEONE has to clean the floor from bodies and it's for sure not gonna be ME this time!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#verysweet #vaguepost #justaheadsup #butthatsdeeperthaniwannago

[TICKLE TORTURE] <[Uh, DEAR VIEWERS, next time make sure you didn't mistake OUR CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORM for QUADRANT CONFESSIONS! #justaheadsup #vaguepost? #verysweet #butthatsdeeperthaniwannago]

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

Behlla Thabal

@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

Seriously. 𝆑𝆑 NOT what this is FOR

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[RATS] <[Someone put NAILS in my shoes THIRD time this week. Haha!!! We love a PRANKSTER on the set!]

Kult: +11

Total: 11

#gore #violence #notastolenchitt

[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[SURVEY TIME! If someone were to push you into a MEAT GRINDER, what would you DO? #violence #gore #notastolenchitt]

Kult: +37

Kull: +32

Total: 69

Ratio: 1.16

Gagmzee Makaroni

@nolongerTerminal[NT]

I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gander Grimzl

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@televisedAviamor[TA]

I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Yugaut Hobnob

@resilientPhilanthropist[RP]

My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @resilientPhilanthropist[RP]

[BRAZEN BULL] <[Wow....! I think I just TEARED UP! You should DEFINITELY sign up for our show!!!!!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Yugaut Hobnob

@resilientPhilanthropist[RP]

That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @resilientPhilanthropist[RP]

[IRON MAIDEN] <[SHOWTIME! Can't WAIT! You're gonna be a TV STAR SOON!]

chittr.ingWHEEL OF TORTURE on chittrLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it t…chittr.ing

[IMMOLATION] <[WOW! Cut the cameras! What's here I see? Pretty promising CONTESTANTS so far! HERE'S your reminder of our OPEN CASTING CALL! SIGN UP NOW! ↓ #wheeloftorturecastingcall]

#wheeloftorturecastingcall

Kult: +15

Total: 15

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Sign up for my show and they'll MAKE me wear a DRESS for the majority of first episode! ANYTHING for the VIEWS!]

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

[BRAZEN BULL] <[I had to edit this chit to turn TICKLE TORTURE into something less. Provocative.]

#wheeloftorturecastingcall

[SNAKE PIT] <[Good morning, ALTERNIA! May I remind you, our casting call is OPEN! Sign up now and win great PRIZES and unforgettable MEMORIES! #wheeloftorturecastingcall]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

forms.gleWHEEL OF TORTURE CONTESTANT APPLICATION FORMforms.gle

#staytuned #wheeloftorturecastingcall #spinthewheel #winprizes #uh #joinnow

Kult: +146

Kull: +89

Total: 235

Ratio: 1.64

↩ @paradoxalCosmos[PC]

[WATERBOARDING] <[Or will you leave with 1,000,000 CAEGARS? Let's TRY your LUCK!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temptedAnoxia[TA]

[IRON MAIDEN] <[Sorry! Only ALTERNIAN participants!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Pureri Coliva

@paradoxalCosmos[PC]

✦Lemme cϕnsult sϕme friends.✦

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Tekras Iszovh

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i used to be :( or not but still in theory :( ="

Madeth Astrae

Verified

A user of established repute

gay for lads

this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[W] Would apply but can't get time off work.] [B] Best wishes.] [MISC.] 🫩]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

omni-man(die)

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@universallyConquering[UC]

i uthed to love watching thhows like thethe as a wriggler i cant wait

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Leiloo Matssa

Verified

A user of established repute

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

All That Glitters

Includes this user's posts.

@crescenticLacus[CL]

∘☽ Is it to late to sign up..? ☾∘

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crescenticLacus[CL]

[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[Of course NOT! It'll be OPEN for at least a WIPE or TWO!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Leiloo Matssa

Verified

A user of established repute

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

All That Glitters

Includes this user's posts.

@crescenticLacus[CL]

∘☽ Thank you. I'd alredy sent my application, I just wasn't certain if I was to late. ☾∘

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crescenticLacus[CL]

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[🦆 yeah! What PLEASANT news!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[RATS] <[Due to some ISSUES with our sponsors, we had to DELAY the sign-up form. But don't you fret, we're here and we're ready to ROCK! Call your friends, quads and hivemates, because the auditions starts later TONIGHT! STAY TUNED!]

Kult: +51

Kull: +30

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.70

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Piercing Adept

#businesspartnership #marketing #businessopportunity

Verified

A user of established repute

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

All That Glitters

Includes this user's posts.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

As a fellow business owner, I must ask. Would you be willing to consider some form of partnership or sponsorship between our establishments? A sharing of our audience and clientele may be quite beneficial for the both of us. Hopefully, Piercing Adept #businessopportunity #businesspartnership #marketing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

[CRUCIFIXION] <[We are so SORRY, SORRY, SORRY for the inconvenience, iron maiden. Showbiz takes time, but trust, we will NEVER disappoint! SHOWTIME!]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

[RAZOR] <[How EXCITING! Dm me and let's hear what my SEVEN EVIL BOSSES have to say!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Piercing Adept

Verified

A user of established repute

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

All That Glitters

Includes this user's posts.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

I quite look forward to the prospect of doing business with you. Excitedly, Piercing Adept

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[RAZOR] <[Filming hasn't even started YET and I'm already in legal TROUBLE. I love my JOB! STAY TUNED!]

Kult: +51

Kull: +24

Total: 75

Ratio: 2.13

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

ヤバい、拷問が大好きなんだよ。本当に楽しみだ！ 0u0

Kult: +10

Total: 10

𝔐𝔦𝔦𝔦𝔰𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔦𝔦𝔞

@antagonistsCacchination[AC]

iii wiiill, my siiibliiing iiin torture. :.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[We won't let you DOWN! We love our EASTERN ALTERNIAN audience! Looks like TROLLKESHI'S ROYAL HIVE has competition! Maybe it's time to make a DUBBED version?]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tortureWheel[TW]

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

マジかよ、トロール版のたけし城はマジでアタシの推し番組上位に入ってるよ！もう激アツすぎて超楽しみなんだけど！

Kult: +5

Total: 5