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[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[Play games, enter to win CASH and PRIZES, apply to be a CONTESTANT and get to know our beloved host RGABIE ADAMAN!] <[Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central!]

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[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]

[RAZOR] <[KIBBLE?! 🦆ING KIBBLE?! This is MY SHOW! Can I get at least MINUSCULE amount of RESPECT?! #vagueposting!]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

now THATS a great joke

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I EXPECT YOU ALL TO CHEER MY NAME LIKE A GRUBSCHOOL SPORTS DAY. #WHEELOFTORTURE #WELOVERGABIE

Kult: +62
Kull: +45
Total: 107
Ratio: 1.38

[STONING] <[You remembered MY OWN TAG!!!! Ohhh, Mr. Treign!]

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gruuhhbitch i aaam screaaaminghk till my me blooows the fuck up thaaats my newsmaaan up there ooon thaaat wheel this just in cooostaaar is whoooooopinghk aaass baaack tooo yooouu, treign aaand its yooouu, whoooooopinghk sooome butt, fuckkkk yeaaaaaahhh(¬ºཀ°)¬

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I have no re$pect for the paparazzi to be frank. It i$ a well known fact that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) $uckle on fact$ and $carf down "logic" like the $chool feeding drone-admirer$ they are! It i$ due to thi$ that Bug$ and the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) movement have liberated our$elve$ from con$en$u$ acknowledgement of "fact$" and di$a$$embled everything from our hi$torie$ to thi$ pan poi$on called logic in a way that appear$ concurrent with your "reality" but i$ far more objective and unbia$ed. The clear gap which $WFTCAT could fill wa$ ju$t the beginning, an intangible beacon which when pre$$ed into reality by my$elf cau$ed FUC$ (Financially Ultra literate Chad) to turn to Bug$ which reali$ed that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) were complete dud$ (Thi$ i$ not an acronym, I am ju$t exceptional at wordplay and couldn't help the rhyme) But I digre$$. To me you read le$$ a$ "winner" and more a$ "NPC" (Nominally Pitiable Creature). Not to worry my friend! Even NPC$ can attain Bughood though far from the truth they may be, if you live long enough to $econd place I might even let you write an article about my$elf before the wheel kill$ you. Turning you into a bug and letting your $pirit reach into the POT (Pot Of Tangerine) and ba$k in it$ $weet ambro$ia. (Thi$ i$ metaphorical unle$$ $oul$ are actually real in which ca$e I probably ju$t gue$$ed what heaven i$ like) #$WFTCAT #Bug$ #FAL #(Fact$andlogic)

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

THINK LESS “NPC” (NOMINALLY PITIABLE CREATURE), AND MORE “CHUD” (CANNIBALISTIC, HORRIFYING, UNDERGROUND DWELLER).

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Do you think we Bug$ and me, the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) ju$t fabricate acronym$ for fun? No! Each acronym, each compre$$ed unit of information ha$ a purpo$e (which fun might be a $mall part of). Thi$ i$ an entire new mETHod of communication that we are creating, ju$t by $peaking with one another, a ca$ual $ide hobby of every Bug which will regardle$$ rock the foundation$ of the empire a$ well! We do not have room for extraneou$ acronym$. No offence! And you ju$t $aid NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) twice with different word$ that have different meaning$! I appreciate your attempt though, very ambitiou$. $ome Bug$ might have been offended by an NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) thinking $o boldly a$ to attempt an acronym raw but I $ee the vi$ion. (If you $urvive the wheel I might ju$t offer you a po$ition a$ my intern, keep it up!!!)

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

YOUR MIND IS SO EASILY BREAKABLE.

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My mind i$ a $teel trap and yet knowledge $eep$ through due to the $heer amount $tored within! You are free to lick at the $pillage, but if you want a $ip or even....a GULP (Giant Ultimate Lick of my Pan) you would need to become a Bug! And drop the in$ult$ of cour$e, you wouldn't want to be branded a FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) would you??

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THIS IS NOTHING TO ME (MENTALLY EXALTED). THE ONLY THING YOU (YOUNG OBTUSE URCHIN) ARE EMANATING FROM YOUR PAN IS CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY.

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Ah I $ee, FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) it will be then. Very unfortunate!

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Total: 2

[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 3:] Costar Treign @surlyTabloid <[Costar comes from us from the bustle of his own office. Dissatisfied with his job writing for the NEWS, he decided to take the wheel and start his OWN journey, getting in WILD SITUATIONS on the way! Don’t be misguided by his alleged repertoire of writing skills — he is a CHUD (Cjobless Hhivedwelling Uinternet Dentrepreneur). Keep an eye on him. He’ll rule the game with an iron fist! LITERALLY! Hopefully!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] ST: OH, I’M JUST A NEWS GUY, Y’KNOW? I USED TO WORK FOR BIG EMPIRE NEWS DIRECTORS, BUT WE GOT INTO SOME ARGUMENTS SO I MADE MY OWN COMPANY, LLT, WHERE I “WORK” NOW. WE “WORK” SOMETIMES, I GUESS. MAINLY WATCH GRUBTUBE AND SOMEHOW GET INTO ANTICS NOW AND THEN? THAT’S ALL THAT’S NOTEWORTHY. TA: What kind of Antics, if you don't mind me asking? ST: THE ANNOYING KIND, LIKE OLD COWORKERS LOOKING FOR ME. THE BAD, UNSPEAKABLE KIND, LIKE DROPPING FOOD ON THE FLOOR. JUST THE OTHER WIPE I WAS IN A STORM THAT TOOK OUT AN ISOLATED SUBGRUB. WAS STUCK IN A CAVE FOR A WHILE. [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] ST: YEESH, THAT’S TOUGH. ‘CUPE? FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. THERE’S NOT MUCH OUTSIDE THE OFFICE I NEED TO DO. [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] ST: I’M NOT CERTAIN OF MUCH, BUT I’VE SURVIVED A LOT OF STUFF THAT SOMEHOW HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. I’M CONFIDENT. [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] ST: MAN, I DON’T REALLY KNOW ANY OF THOSE GUYS. NO INITIATIVE TO REACH OUT A HELPING HAND, UNLESS IT HELPS ME OUT, Y’KNOW? I DON’T WORK WELL WITH MOST PEOPLE. AS FOR THE CHALLENGES, JUST TRUST ME, MAN. [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?] ST: I’M NOTORIOUS FOR SOMEHOW MAKING LOTS OF BOTH. I’M NOT ACTUALLY, BUT IT’S HARD TO SAY. I’M A FRIENDLY GUY, BUT GIVEN THE COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT I’D PROBABLY MAKE MORE ENEMIES. [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] ST: THREE WORDS. SUPER GOONING HIVE. [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] ST: LET ME WIN AND YOU CAN GET A ROOM IN THE SUPER GOONING HIVE. [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED:] RI: print("please do not kill me") RI: print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") ST: WOWIE. ST: SOMEONE’S [GOT] A LITTLE STAGE FRIGHT. ________________________________ <[WHAT. A. CHARACTER. This is a troll you JUST CAN’T MISS! See what antics HE’LL get into on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! And be on the lookout for our NEXT INTERVIEW! Hope you had fun interviewing this guy, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]

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Kull: +180
Total: 435
Ratio: 1.42

SO IT WAS YOU.

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[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[Uh, ME? Or HIM?]

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Total: 2

Him. Continue eating your wheel of torture brand kibble. You have not wronged me.

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[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[DON'T expose the kibble just yet! It's a secret product!!!]

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I am sorry. Can you forgive me. and liscense my offbrand wheel of torture brand kibble. I have never done anything wrong and you are my friend. It is 100% sawdust. please.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

WHO? ME?

YOU.

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YEAH?

No comment.

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C’MON, MAN. DID I OFFEND YOU SOMEHOW?

[HANGING] <[I'm FLOURISHING! The show prep makes me so EXCITED!!!]

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

[FEEDBACK] Color me /stoked/.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 2:] Riiane Connol @ramblingIndividual <[Riiane is a jadeblood coming to us from a rather unfortunate situation. He’s trying to survive in a world that frowns upon hobbyists wanting to make a living off what they LOVE. He’s in search of many things: a JOB, FOOD ON HIS PLATE, ENDLESS RICHES, and… LOVE(S)?! Okay, KIDDING on that last part. His SKILLS, however, are no joke. He’s a MASTER (amateur) BASS PLAYER——but he didn’t come here to PLAY; he came to WIN!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your Background. What's your Life Story?] RI: print("ummm well i am broke + need money so that is why i joined") RI: print("i kinda saw the money part + skimmed the rest i did not realise i was probably going to die") RI: print("i play bass but i doubt that will be useful here") [If there's anywhere you would want to go in the world, where would it be and why? This could be anywhere on Alternia OR on Beforus. OR a Fictional Place.] RI:print("uhhh hot chick heaven i dont know man") RI:print("due to the whole being broke thing i have not really thought about going anywhere") [How certain are you that you'll survive the WHEEL OF TORTURE?] RI:print("i guess") print("i am afraid") RI:print("with hindsight the names + t+c are quite foreboding") RI:print("but like surely not everyone is going to die right?") [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a Multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three (⒊)! Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM ↑?] RI:print("well i do not really know anyone else competing") print("which means they will probably 🦆 me over") RI:print("so perhaps if i just stick to myself + troop on i wont be putting a target on my back") RI:print("i hope") [On that note, do you think you'd ultimately make more friends or more enemies in the game?] RI:print("well i would like to hope friends") print("but seeing the nature of the game i would not really want to see all my new found friends die") RI:print("+ i do not see any reason why i would amass any enemies") RI:print("so i suppose i am leaning closer to the friends side") [What would you do with the Million Caegars if you WON?] RI:print("well i would probably buy an actual hive inside of the dilapidated ruin im in at the moment") RI:print("buy a lot of food") RI:print("probably buy a lot of drink") RI:print("not just for the enjoyment side i will probably want to forget some stuff....") RI:print("+ then give some of it to some friends") [Do you have anything to say to the people you'll be competing against?] RI:print("please do not kill me") print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED.] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ RI:print("that has eliminated some of the stress") RI:print("it is a lovely message") [How would you respond to this, hypothetically?] RI:print("umm thank you for the well wishes of good luck") RI:print("with any of it we will both survive!") ________________________________ <[Isn’t he so CHARMINGLY RELATABLE? The WHEEL OF TORTURE seemed to be the QUICKEST WAY for a PAYDAY. But will he survive? You’ll have to find out on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! Stick around to see the NEXT INTRODUCTION to our COLORFUL CAST! Once again, thanks for interviewing our dear contestants, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]

Kult: +144
Kull: +75
Total: 219
Ratio: 1.92

[HANGING] <[Considering you just LOST YOUR JOB, you MIGHT need these 1,000,000 CAEGARS more, MR. TREIGN.]

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OH, YEAH. GUYS HE’S NOT THE ONLY HIVELESS PLAYER.

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[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[I must say I am very PROUD of you not putting your LIFE on the line there! We kind of legally own it now, after all!]

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WHEN I WIN DO YOU STOP OWNING IT?

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[CRUCIFIXION] <[Did you READ the small text?]

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

NO, I WAS TO INFATUATED WITH THE LOGO.

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🥬 omg @ramblingIndividual imma pray for U xDD

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@ramblingIndividual[RI]

print("i am so fucking swag oh my lordy")

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print("heh i do not need prayers when im as skilled + talented as i am!")

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Ooo Fighting the hiveless to up my win rate. Hell yes. Hell yes.

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[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Maybe I should get a PERSONAL account...]

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Kull: +82
Total: 179
Ratio: 1.18

[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Well, yes, but... but I worked hard for this position and you're LITERALLY nobody WE PICKED OFF THE STREETS!!!]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

yeah and? altern1a’s all about opportun1t1es and wr1ng1ng them by the neck t1ll you get what you want

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[WATERBOARDING] <[Alternia is also about RESPECTING those who are in HIGHER position than you! INCLUDING the BLOOD COLOR!]

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erm, 1 respect my mo1ra1l who’s a h1gher caste than you and that’s pretty much 1t

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[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[Is your moirail asking you to be MEAN to me?]

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hello it's me a violet i endorse whatever the hell shes doing

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you’re welcome to ask h1m yourself @abatto1rsGutter. but anyway, yeah usually LOL

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thanks rem B) 1 know 1 can always count on you

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[SNAKE PIT] <[Die.]

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someone else already beat you to 1t, try aga1n

[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 1:] V @celestialAbsurdity <[V is an eager and enigmatic troll who comes from the beating pusher of a decrepit forest——a witch, if you may. She’s well-attuned to the mysteries of life. A sleuth of elder gods, an overseer of fortunes. She has as many passions as she has secrets: if you’re looking to have your FORTUNE READ or your BURNING TROLL NARUTO QUESTIONS ANSWERED, she’s your eclectic ebberess.] <[Here we’ve asked her a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know her better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what she has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] This section has been removed for privacy’s sake! You’ll have to find out more on the show! In the words of our interviewee: CA: uhm, anyways though!!!!!! [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] CA: do other places like beforus count or just alternia? Z: ? TA: Preferably a place on Alternia. BUT I don't think they'll say anything if you 🗨 about a place on Beforus/Beforus itself. CA: i'd wanna go where my dear, sweet idmone is on beforus...... ^_^ CA: he is...............<3 CA: ehehehehehehehehehehehe. CA: he's so enchanting ^_^ CA: and he's tall and cerulean and kind and the sweetest E\/ERRRRR!!! ^_^ CA: he is my SOULMATE...<3 [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] CA: uhmmmm ^_^ i'm assuming i'll win i ha\/e no other choice but to sur\/i\/e ^_^ not that blood plays into anything but i do ha\/e specific genes and connections to otherwordly things so one way or another i will make it out just fine ^_^ CA: i am meant to suffer anyways ^_^ this is just another step in that process ^_^ it'll be okie dokie CA: i can also just kill anyone i ha\/e to Z: ) [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] CA: oh yay!!! Z: D CA: that sounds like fun!!! CA: i ha\/e a lot of creati\/ity in my aura ^_^ CA: and i'm not a dum dum ^_^ CA: hm.... i dunno!!!!! CA: i think i'll team up if the trolls i'm around are nicies. CA: i think i'm just gonna go in and try my best ^_^ that is all i can do!!!!!!!!!! [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?—] CA: my gut is telling me that trolls will not like me as much as i would like them to. this usually happens!!!!! ^_^ [Feel free to predict how the SHOW will pan out.] CA: hm..... CA: i suppose i can do a reading if you want a prediction! TA: Have at it! CA: may i pull some cards for a potential outcome? Z: ] TA: The stage is YOURS, my Friend. CA: perfect!!!!! CA: just a moment… CA: HOW THE SHOW WILL PAN OUT: CA: QUEEN OF PENTACLES: a lot of energy, sponsors, and o\/erall a good energy that is determined to focus on wealth and material goods!!!! a LOT will be accomplished, and the atmosphere will be similar to a hi\/e, or just feel like a hi\/e away from hi\/e mayhaps...? CA: i think many will tune in and a lot of great insight will be pulled from the show!!!! CA: THE HERMIT; RE\/ERSED. CA: hm... a lack of wit and common sense here!!! ^_^ this could also mean that those who ha\/e been isolating themsel\/es will be coming out, now and sharing their truths. there is a \/ulnerability in this card. CA: THE FI\/E OF CUPS; RE\/ERSED: CA: in it's upright form, this represents a feeling of loneliness. there are going to be periods where others feel lost, or trapped, but there is a great chance they will get out!!!! CA: reco\/ery is possible! CA: o\/erall- the show will most likely go well or the way it is initially planned to be panned out by it's producers, i think! CA: onto my fate: CA: how peculiar. ^_^ a card mo\/ed from its upright to re\/erse. CA: 7 OF WANDS: i will ha\/e to defend myself. ^_^ others will try and attack me. lol ^_^ CA: THE HIGH PRIESTESS: a card of deep self reflection and inaction. hm! CA: THE 8 OF PENTACLES: a lot, or \/ery little work in\/ol\/ed! how peculiar! CA: upon asking if i will sur\/i\/e- the answer is yes, i think! CA: the hermit, the moon re\/ersed, and the queen of pentacles! [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] CA: oh otay ^_^ what's up??? Z: ] CA: hmmmmmmmm.... ^_^ CA: wowie that's a lot ^_^ i could order grubtaco bell fore\/er without e\/er ha\/ing to worry again ^_^ CA: i think i would get more sasuke and \/ merch, fund some dream cosplays, and figure out a way off of alternia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just anything i can do to li\/e a peaceful life... ^_^ CA: i'd happily donate and help out any other trolls in need also ^_^ [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ CA: oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ CA: and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CA: lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ ________________________________ <[Isn’t she so FASCINATING? This concludes our FIRST INTERVIEW! Only one of many that will be posted in this segment! Be on the lookout for the NEXT PART! As ALWAYS, thanks to our not-so-secret-anymore guest @televisedAviamor, who did us a big FAVOR interviewing all the CONTESTANTS!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]

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Kull: +25
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SASUKE IS CHEERINGH YOU ON !! !! !!

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

INTERESTING...

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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

AAAAH!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^ <333 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

LOCK 7HE FUCK IN VAQU7A!!!!!!!

Kult: +10
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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

huh???? Z:?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[BRAZEN BULL] <[When the participant is TRYING to figure out if I am a MAN or a WOMAN, but I'm TOO BUSY pretending I'm in KillTok EDIT!]

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14
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@televisedAviamor[TA]

'Toy viviendo la Vida, ay, como yo quería!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[RATS] <[It's true that I just had the WORST night on the job ever. But it's IMPORTANT TO NOTE that if you HEAR sobbing and crying in a toilet stall, it's NOT ME!]

Kult: +90
Kull: +75
Total: 165
Ratio: 1.20

[IRON MAIDEN] <[It really ISN'T that important! Probably some OVERWORKED intern, that's all!]

Kult: +2
Total: 2

unimpꙮrtant things are the mꙮst impꙮrtant things ever. we need tꙮ investigate this dꙮwn tꙮ each task that intern was suppꙮsed tꙮ dꙮ. - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[WATERBOARDING] <[Can you please not make my work any harder that it needs to be.]

Kult: +2
Total: 2

just make sꙮme intern dꙮ it - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[THE MARROW FURNACE] <[Are you TRYING to get HIRED?]

Kult: +2
Total: 2

i'm never trying tꙮ get hired anywhere - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

oh but 1f my coworker here 1s unable to go on, 1’ll have to carry the show on my own! actually, that wouldn’t be too bad

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@televisedAviamor[TA]

Hey, do you need to 🗨 about it? I could bring some TISSUES AND WATER Over. B:o[c

Kult: +2
Total: 2

[QUARTERING] <[LOL! That troll probably NEEDS it!]

Kult: +5
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@televisedAviamor[TA]

Gotcha!

[RATS] <[Empress' FAVORITE show!]

Kult: +2
Total: 2

[BRAZEN BULL] <[Sometimes I wonder if it's truly FRIENDLY up-to-date work enviroment or just an excuse to BULLY me with no consequences.]

[STONING] <[Empress, if you see this, please cull my coworkers....]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

@coronateCruelty can you get th1s guy f1rst

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

see? she doesnt g1ve a fuck lol lmao

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[SNAKE PIT] <[Go do YOUR JOB, Hadeed.]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

wh1ch one, 1m job maxx1ng and 1m already done w1th everyth1ng and clocked out

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

She hasn't been on in forever lol.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1 know, 1 was just try1ng to make a po1nt

Kult: +5
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[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[Your JOB of SHUTTING up!]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

you W1SH, you Fuck1ng W1SH

[TICKLE TORTURE] <[I have a GOOD feeling about this SEASON!]

Kult: +62
Kull: +52
Total: 114
Ratio: 1.19
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@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

hey. why does it say that.

[THE MARROW FURNACE] <[It says WHAT?]

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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

「くすぐり拷問」って一体何なんだ?

[BOILING] <[...We might need to get rid of this PUNISHMENT....]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

chump move

[STONING] <[Get the 🦆 out of this thread!!!]

Me too iIif you're the one doiIing the tiIickle torture teehee

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Total: 14
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iIi mean yeah thiIis wiIill be fun

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

no B)

Kull: +5
Total: 5

[WINNER, WINNER, WINNER] <[Oh, no. I am NOT ALLOWED to touch the contestants!]

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29

[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]

Kult: +192
Kull: +117
Total: 309
Ratio: 1.64

Yeah you're riIight #welovergabiIie

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If you don'7 fucking kill 7his, Vaqu7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]a. Vaqu7a, I swear 7o God. #welove7v #welovevaqu7a

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Thanks! I appreciate it! But, please, cheer for my matesprit instead! I have enough luck on my side! [ざわ・・ざわ・・]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I bet on the teal one losing. #insidertradeing

Kult: +2
Total: 2

You made me look $o utterly maje$tic! Out of the bevvy of po$e$ you a$ked me to do, there i$ not a $ingle better one that I think you could have cho$en, truly your production team know$ how to DOM (Dominate Over Ma$terfully) with the be$t of them! I can already feel how revolutionary thi$ game will be for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) my dear ho$t!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[STONING] <[Consider INVESTING in my PERSONAL TAG then, PLEASE?]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Of cour$e my MILNBA (Ma$$ively Intelligent Legendary Non Binary Acquaintance)

[BREAKING WHEEL] <[For some REASON, I feel like I just DODGED a bullet...]

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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

man i hope that beautiful wonderful amazing gorgeous girl \/ wins

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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

ilo\/e you

[WATERBOARDING] <[Why does it always happen to ME!]

Kult: +29
Kull: +27
Total: 56
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@ramblingIndividual[RI]

print("did you get waterboarded or something")

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@consultingGoodness[CG]

TW #t9rture #suffering #hydr9Ph96ia #dr9wning #crimesAgainstTr9llmanity

[QUARTERING] <[What? No! None of our CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED EXECUTION MECHANISMS are malfunctioning! WHO told you that?]

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@ramblingIndividual[RI]

print("i was just making a guess of what you were so peeved about from what was in the post") print("sorry?")

[WATERBOARDING] <[Oh, right, my QUIRK! HAHA!]

Kult: +7
Total: 7

[RAZOR] <[I WONDER if I should visit SO-CALLED #SickNastySunday to BOOST the views since it seem to ATTRACT a lot of people! Would that be GOOD for my BRAND? Is that, like, a bowling party or gala level event? HAVEN'T done my RESEARCH yet...]

Kult: +79
Kull: +77
Total: 156
Ratio: 1.03

[STONING] <[Why are you guys always making fun of me. Making me a FOOL in front of the audience.]

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

𝆏𝆏 - - youre clearly doing that to yourself

[RATS] <[Well, SOME of us are trying to get the HYPETRAIN going, you KNOW!]

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

𝆏𝆏 - - sounds like thats not the only train

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c< aH, its NO wOrries! aNd, besides, its NO waste Of My tiMe! sOrry tHat yOur bOsses fucKed witH ya, but, sHit HappeNs! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[Come AGAIN?]

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@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

𝆐𝆑 - - AGAIN? 𝆏𝆏 - - how many times do you plan on doing that this sunday???

[BULLETS IN HOTDOG] <[If you're planning to TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, add a #nsfw tag at least!]

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@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

𝆏𝆏 - - who said anything about that?? 𝆏𝆏 - - so dirty minded... 𝆏 - - Clean that pan up before the show starts!

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[One day I am going to execute myself right on the filming set and forever change the trajectory of your lives. #violence. #cw-self-harm. #suicide.]

Kult: +10
Total: 10

[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Can LOVE grow on the FILMING SET?...Find out very SOON!]

Kult: +24
Total: 24

[BRAZEN BULL] <[Do you think they'll put me on Morgue cover one day?]

Kult: +92
Kull: +75
Total: 167
Ratio: 1.23

[HANGING] <[Yeah, that's WHY I ASKED!]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

lol lmao

[IMMOLATION] <[Let's see YOU take a crack at it, SMART GIRL!]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

you know what, maybe 1 w1ll. get ready for YOUR 1nterv1ew

Kult: +12
Total: 12

[WATERBOARDING] <[Wait, REALLY?! You mean it?]

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

yeah, better pract1ce your react1on speed from now

[BOILING] <[I hope you REMEMBER that HARMING the host is against the RULES...]

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

theres noth1ng about putt1ng the fear of my rotary saw 1n you

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS] <[Your WHAT?!]

Kull: +2
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

my rotary saw, come on wheel sp1nner, get w1th the program and start runn1ng

Kull: +4
Total: 4

[IMMOLATION] <[Oooh, "Don't sit here, Rgabie, this bench is freshly painted for our contestants!"] <["Don't touch the snacks, Rgabie, this is a welcome gift for our contestants!"] <[Does ANYONE on this filming set APPRECIATE ME?]

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Total: 98
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I appreciate you ^_^

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[BRAZEN BULL] <[AWW! How lucky I am to get such nice PLAYERS! This season might just be the BEST!!!!!!!!]

Kult: +5
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Z:D

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@tenaciousVirtuoso[TV]

𝆐𝆏 - - hey 𝆐𝆑 - - Quit trying to butter up the host!

[CRUCIFIXION] <[Hey, boss, I'm handling it just fine! No need to intervene!]

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Z:( but i wu\/ butter Z:( \/isa Bella mi dispiace </33

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1 don’t

[RAZOR] <[Expected.]

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
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[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[I'm not crying! You're crying! I'm just SO EXCITED!]

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print("i am crying a little bit too")

Kult: +4
Total: 4

[HANGING] <[It is OKAY, dear contestant. We have NAPKINS and PSYCHOTERRORIST on set.]

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Oh boy, my favorite.

Kult: +5
Total: 5