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|vee nrvr seen h|m b4 why d|ddd no on e tll me hess cuttee
𝆑𝆑 I BELIEVE YOU
I EXPECT YOU ALL TO CHEER MY NAME LIKE A GRUBSCHOOL SPORTS DAY. #WHEELOFTORTURE #WELOVERGABIE
why 1s he k1nda based tho
Excited/
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g00d tt0 zee c0ztar. [END MESSAGE]
gruuhhhey maaan i knooow thaaat guy Woooooooooooo dooont die brooo brooo(¬ºཀ°)¬
I'm just say/ing/ I didn't expect him to be this charm/ing look/ing/ I kind of thought he would be Troll J/ Jonah Jameson/
[FEED COMMENTARY] Oh, can't wait for the contestant I've been banking on to finally make an appearance.
YEAAHHHHHHHH
Sorry I'll compose myself/
WAIT HE'S HOT///
that'S my chud. #TEAMCOSTAR
THE OFFICE WAS JUST A BUILDING, I STILL GOT MY WICKED GOOD LOOKS, PURE HEART, CHUZZLE, EX EMPLOYEES, AND LUSUS. WHAT HAS A BUILDING DONE THAT THEY HAVEN’T? #GOINGTOGETITBACKSOONANYWAY #ATLEASTIDONTNEEDTOPAYTHEIRWAGESAMIRIGHT
Ooo Fighting the hiveless to up my win rate. Hell yes. Hell yes.
print("i am so fucking definitely going to win the wheel or torture you guys have no idea")
print("i am so fucking swag oh my lordy")
OH, YEAH. GUYS HE’S NOT THE ONLY HIVELESS PLAYER.
IF I WERE A VIEWER I MIGHT JUST ROOT FOR HIM.
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE IN MY LIFE.
'Toy viviendo la Vida, ay, como yo quería!
めっちゃいいじゃん！ 0u0
nobody: the giant mutant eyes in the sky that appear and blink at me:
huh???? Z:?
AAAAH!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^ <333 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTERESTING...
SASUKE IS CHEERINGH YOU ON !! !! !!
⧃ You know. I am sympathetic to the many plights that people on here go through, and it would be just terrible of me to truly and honestly think most of it is their faults in any way. But at the same time, you can only get in terrible, life threatening, personal world altering situations so many times a sweep before it starts to seem as if you are seeking out trouble and getting upset when you find it.
B)
The things girls have too goo throough... fire pit all the time oor soomething
My Friend Rgabie! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD APPLAUSE!!)
Who's ↑ being Friendly → now?
[BROADCAST ENTRY] [ON AIR] Good evening, folks. /Seventh Echo/, tuning in. I've just discovered that I've apparently been pronouncing "miscellaneous" incorrectly for most of my life. This is devastating. Not because it's difficult to pronounce correctly. It's because someone corrected me three sweeps ago and I /immediately/ told them they were wrong. Then I looked it up. They were right. So, to that troll, wherever you are: /congratulations/. You have ruined my evening. In other news, I have just learned that somebody in the city has been keeping a collection of spoons sorted entirely by /emotional significance/. I don't know what that means, I don't know how they assigned emotional significance to a spoon, and frankly I don't think I want to know. But apparently there are /forty seven/ of them. I have questions. [STATIC] ATTENTION. THE SPOONS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. [STATIC] That was not scheduled. Anyway, we'll be back after this break.
your game wont take this away from me, thanks! >X3
man i hope that beautiful wonderful amazing gorgeous girl \/ wins
[???] Anything for my faithful viewers. Make sure to tune in tonight when we talk about something important and exciting.
You made me look $o utterly maje$tic! Out of the bevvy of po$e$ you a$ked me to do, there i$ not a $ingle better one that I think you could have cho$en, truly your production team know$ how to DOM (Dominate Over Ma$terfully) with the be$t of them! I can already feel how revolutionary thi$ game will be for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) my dear ho$t!
If you meet a creature that looks like you but is not you. Do not be alarmed. That is a mirror. I learned this.
Thanks! I appreciate it! But, please, cheer for my matesprit instead! I have enough luck on my side! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Me too iIif you're the one doiIing the tiIickle torture teehee
ok maybe i should be more excited to enter a game so i have a winning mentality >X3 cuz im gonna win
[FEED COMMENTARY] This Wheel of Torture thing might be a good topic to cover on the radio side of it all. Just for fun.
i mean that gu7’s handle is ultimatesurvivor. that seems like a safe bet
wow... im so excited... yay... >X3
print("oh that me? pure aura")
GO COSTAR GO COSTAR
Chittr I want you to have this. It’s a little version of me, chittr. https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_3019.gif
iIit can be about you too baby
Who's thiIis handsome deviIil who's gonna wiIin the cash priIize and hearts of the audiIience?
you know what, maybe 1 w1ll. get ready for YOUR 1nterv1ew
WILL REALITY TV BE THE END OF ME? WILL I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU! UNLESS YOU’RE CASPER. CASPER GOT SPOILED.
I appreciate you ^_^
print("it appears i may be dying for television soon") print("this is concerning")
Oh boy, my favorite.
If I think the judge is about to say guilty I just start screaming loud as fuck until they stop. 100% success rate.
Thi$ will be incredible, I can already feel the rating$, the number$, the amount of $heer gob-$macked expre$$ion$ which my interview will induce. (I'm $ure the other$ will be fine too) There will be warning$ on each and every channel, $treaming platform and di$tribution company that print$ out tran$cription$ of our conver$ation$ $tating that by inge$ting the medium which they are contained on you con$ent to the potential of having your pan literally blown out by the excellent KB(Knowledge Bomb$) held within. I am READY. Phy$ically, and mentally to have $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) expo$ed to the audience it de$erve$ which i$ to $ay, everybody! From the common troll to the highe$t of $ea dwelling royalty will hear, and feel the $heer potential that it hold$ for them and I will lead the charge again$t FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt, $lave$) to $lay them once and for all. MOFD (Mother Of All Fetch Modii) i$ to come and $oon!!! Oh and the game $how will be fun a$ well I'm $ure. BUT THE INTERVIE will be LEGENDARY! If for no other rea$on than the pre$ence of a capable per$onality $uch a$ your$elf my dear tv ho$t to $upplement my own raw chari$matic appeal.
YES!!! I made it!! I'm going to be a millionaire!!! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
print("i could also live") print("i hopefully will live") print("why are you not discussing that")
............. >X3
OH so these guys dyin on live TV for SURE
𝆏𝆏 - - the crowd goes... 𝆏𝆏 - - lets see here 𝆑𝆑 WILD!!!
꧁yippeee happy wrigglingday꧂
𝆐𝆑 - - I CAN'T WAAAAIT
...Like THAT kind of game? Mm. I don't know. My girl might get kinda mad at me. But, well... Do I really have a choice?! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Hey! Just checking, but can anybody lend a guy some caegars, with no strings attached?! Preferably in the millions, or billions! Thanks! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Oh, I'm feeling Extra Prideful tolight! (CROWD WAVING A BUNCH OF FLAGS AROUND)
Yes!.......................
I'm pretty sure this is PART OF WHY you've Attracted such a Large Audience! (WOLF WHISTLE) (CROWD LOOKING AROUND SURREPTITIOUSLY)
ネズミは拷問の道具として使う場合、かなり多用途に使えるよ。
hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD
Okay. Yay!
I'll parry them
We are happy to announCe we are being sponsored by @tortureWheel! Due to that, expeCt our Menu to have new positions: - burger of torture - Cola of infinite suffering - CeMent
retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often
[S] Smile and do as they ask.] [T] Then complain about them on chittr.]
>> Roya1 you ! Anyone who needડ jt
>> You juડt try to be po1¡te and keep converડat¡onડ ડhort !
[I] I have spent my entire life (six sweeps officially, but I have Been Here Forever.) working for an office utterly full of midbloods.] [I] I can count on one hand the number of highbloods I've spoken to face to face.] [R] Recent. Events. Have made me realize that we are extraordinarily weak as a whole, and I personally may be on the very bottom of the food chain here.] [A] And I think that I may be depressed.]
Seriously. 𝆑𝆑 NOT what this is FOR
Blood i$ a currency to the right folk$. Per$onally I $ometime$ wi$h we were all rainbow drinker$ $o we could $peculate on it$ financial viability equally, I am $ure my blood would be $o ta$ty that even Violetblood$ would cut their prong$tub$ off for a ta$te. Ala$ rainbow drinker$ are rare and my blood remain$ an object of economic impotence a$ olive blood i$ worth little. I would exchange anything and everything for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) but my blood i$ unfortunately too worthle$$. It i$ more u$eful carrying the ton$ of energy my giant thinkpan and layer$ of refined mu$culature require. #violence #$WFTCAT #rainbowdrinker$ #Rainbowdrinker$
That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.
My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.
I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)
IT’S SIMPLY THE TRUTH, TORTUREWHEEL. I WOULD EAT THE COMPETITION FOR BREAKFAST.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Oooh 𝙸 www.ant on WWW.heel of Torture...
I WOULD WIN THE #WHEELOFTORTURE. I WOULD. PRONGS DOWN.
∘☽ Thank you. I'd alredy sent my application, I just wasn't certain if I was to late. ☾∘
∘☽ Is it to late to sign up..? ☾∘
i uthed to love watching thhows like thethe as a wriggler i cant wait
I quite look forward to the prospect of doing business with you. Excitedly, Piercing Adept
As a fellow business owner, I must ask. Would you be willing to consider some form of partnership or sponsorship between our establishments? A sharing of our audience and clientele may be quite beneficial for the both of us. Hopefully, Piercing Adept #businessopportunity #businesspartnership #marketing
マジかよ、トロール版のたけし城はマジでアタシの推し番組上位に入ってるよ！もう激アツすぎて超楽しみなんだけど！
ヤバい、拷問が大好きなんだよ。本当に楽しみだ！ 0u0
Wow! Cool!
say less wheel guy
two can play at that game
1 had the market CORNERED on the l1ve torture and torment. you w1ll be hear1ng from my lawyer
hang on a goddamn second
Wow!... So glad to see you Back in Action, buddy. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU)
HEY. HEY. LET'S #COLLAB. [∙]
~O~h hell yes~