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Oh, I'm feeling Extra Prideful tolight! (CROWD WAVING A BUNCH OF FLAGS AROUND)
Yes!.......................
I'm pretty sure this is PART OF WHY you've Attracted such a Large Audience! (WOLF WHISTLE) (CROWD LOOKING AROUND SURREPTITIOUSLY)
ネズミは拷問の道具として使う場合、かなり多用途に使えるよ。
hmph. i just checked the timeline using my muse of time powers and i can see that i would have won anyways, so mayb it's best 2 give someone else a shot xDDDD
Okay. Yay!
I'll parry them
We are happy to announCe we are being sponsored by @tortureWheel! Due to that, expeCt our Menu to have new positions: - burger of torture - Cola of infinite suffering - CeMent
retired now but honestly i would tell myself a lie about them in my head to make me empathize with them like oh that executive may be rude and denying my funding but his childhood dog just passed and he has a migraine so i should have some patience even if it isnt true it helped me stay levelheaded and nice more often
[S] Smile and do as they ask.] [T] Then complain about them on chittr.]
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[I] I have spent my entire life (six sweeps officially, but I have Been Here Forever.) working for an office utterly full of midbloods.] [I] I can count on one hand the number of highbloods I've spoken to face to face.] [R] Recent. Events. Have made me realize that we are extraordinarily weak as a whole, and I personally may be on the very bottom of the food chain here.] [A] And I think that I may be depressed.]
Blood i$ a currency to the right folk$. Per$onally I $ometime$ wi$h we were all rainbow drinker$ $o we could $peculate on it$ financial viability equally, I am $ure my blood would be $o ta$ty that even Violetblood$ would cut their prong$tub$ off for a ta$te. Ala$ rainbow drinker$ are rare and my blood remain$ an object of economic impotence a$ olive blood i$ worth little. I would exchange anything and everything for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) but my blood i$ unfortunately too worthle$$. It i$ more u$eful carrying the ton$ of energy my giant thinkpan and layer$ of refined mu$culature require. #violence #$WFTCAT #rainbowdrinker$ #Rainbowdrinker$
That i$ quite odd, I recall telling my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) to write up an application $o thorough and incredible it would rock your front$tub $heath$ off (Thi$ i$n't meant to be flirtatiou$ but feel free to blu$h if it in$pire$ flu$hed feeling$) It appear$ I mu$t take a per$onal approach in thi$ ca$e, but that i$ more than okay con$ider that I re$onate with your $en$e of $howman$hip and raw de$ire to create, and put your$elf out there and meet quota$ or el$e $uffer incredibly painful con$equence$! Expect an application and $oon.
My an$wer depend$ entirely on how metaphorical the meat grinder in que$tion i$. We Bug$ are tough and RAD (Re$ilient and Durable al$o rad) to the many ailment$ that plague ambitiou$ underdog$ like u$ whETHer it be FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) trying to gra$p and pull u$ into the pit$ of de$pair or the weight of oppre$$ion that our $y$tem$ force upon tho$e who attempt to make true brilliant change (Al$o literal weight$ due to the unfortunate fact many of u$ have been ble$$ed with ginormou$ think pan$ among other body part$) Yet we per$evere. Any meat grinder made from the ab$tract, exi$ting in the mind$cape cra$he$ and crunche$ and break$ the moment it make$ contact with our bodie$ which are lubricated by confidence, $ecurity and faith in the greater good (lubrication i$ meant to do the oppo$ite now that I think about it but ju$t roll with the metaphor okay) Now if we are talking about a literal meat grinder I would die $creaming, however my $cream$ would not be mere in$tinctual roar$ of pain but call to action for all my fellow Bug$. They will cau$e awe and $trike fear into the heart$ of our enemie$, my death would not be a $upernova for I am one of the greate$t $tar$ that thi$ generation ha$ ever $een. My explo$ion will melt the $kin of our foe$ and reveal the tender fle$h beneath which I have faith my Bug$ will tear apart and $ecure our victory again$t! But I would definitely be dead $till.
I'd probably be Dead. The only thing that'd come out is my Eyeball. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD FEAR)
IT’S SIMPLY THE TRUTH, TORTUREWHEEL. I WOULD EAT THE COMPETITION FOR BREAKFAST.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Oooh 𝙸 www.ant on WWW.heel of Torture...
I WOULD WIN THE #WHEELOFTORTURE. I WOULD. PRONGS DOWN.
∘☽ Thank you. I'd alredy sent my application, I just wasn't certain if I was to late. ☾∘
∘☽ Is it to late to sign up..? ☾∘
i uthed to love watching thhows like thethe as a wriggler i cant wait
I quite look forward to the prospect of doing business with you. Excitedly, Piercing Adept
As a fellow business owner, I must ask. Would you be willing to consider some form of partnership or sponsorship between our establishments? A sharing of our audience and clientele may be quite beneficial for the both of us. Hopefully, Piercing Adept #businessopportunity #businesspartnership #marketing
マジかよ、トロール版のたけし城はマジでアタシの推し番組上位に入ってるよ！もう激アツすぎて超楽しみなんだけど！
iii wiiill, my siiibliiing iiin torture. :.)
ヤバい、拷問が大好きなんだよ。本当に楽しみだ！ 0u0
Wow! Cool!
say less wheel guy
two can play at that game
1 had the market CORNERED on the l1ve torture and torment. you w1ll be hear1ng from my lawyer
hang on a goddamn second
Wow!... So glad to see you Back in Action, buddy. (CROWD MURMUR) (CROWD LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU)
HEY. HEY. LET'S #COLLAB. [∙]
~O~h hell yes~