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@threneticTempest

Mildly inconvenienced by not-quite imprisonment by @chainedCausality

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Your name is CERYSE YNGVII. You stand in a stark white library within the bowels of what you cannot help but call a TOWER that plumbs the depths of a forsaken world in THE MEDIUM. Your world is known as LOIAD, the LAND of INK and DEPTHS. You have spent many perigees already eradicating the PITCH FLOODS that besmirch the ESOTERIC TOMES that promise you unadulterated insight into the INCIPISPHERE and its mysteries. You were once the pride of the BROODING CAVERNS, a calculated and guiding hand that likely would have shaped the generations of trolls to come, if you had not gotten wrapped up in this cataclysmic game. Nevertheless, your keen eye and talent for sniffing out weakness earned you a reputation for DESTROYING POTENTIAL, especially potentially interesting mutations. This lack of obvious nurturing instinct made you something of a target of PITCHED OBSESSIONS within the caverns, and your disregard for the shallow feelings of your would-be rivals created a reputation of an ALOOF PRINCE who considered herself too good for the romantic leanings of her fellow jadebloods. You have an OBSESSIVE need to know the truth of things, regardless of how damaging the lack of illusion may be to your well being, mental or otherwise. In a reflection of this, you staunchly refuse to partake of quirked typing, though you cannot help but answer questions with a query of your own. You know the truth in the adage that KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, and you intend to equip yourself with as much knowledge as is possible, because you have the feeling that without it, you and your friends will be in for a very, very, bad time.

threneticTempest said: Is there a reason why I shouldn't be voice to chitting while hanging upside down over a vat of acid? Am I not allowed to talk? Hashtag kidnapping arc. Hashtag living and learning. Hashtag should I call it grubnapping arc?

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its just kind of amusing

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threneticTempest said: The panache isn't.

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not a fan of the acid vat bit?

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threneticTempest said: Not upside-down. The blood is all rushing to my pan.

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tell you what ill cllose up the acid vat for now and we will revisit this one in the future and ill hang you wallkstubs first

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threneticTempest said: Sideways. It would at least be more dangerous looking that way.

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itd llook a llittlle silly but youre the captive and i aim to pllease

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Not enough hot sauce, btw. #KidnappedArc #LivingAndLearning #AndBeingMildlyDisappointed #ByMildness

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that's the torment

Effective. Cruel.

next time it'll be too much. still ediblle but markedlly reduced enjoyment

Chittr will never rescue me. #Sad

and worse, ill never get my The Amullet

Fuck. I could have used xanthic for yellow. Dammit. #LivingAndLearning

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Okay. That one was kind of intense, not going to lie. #KidnappedArc #LivingAndLearning #Ow

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ravished?

<p>it sounds like you're insecure, homie..</p>

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Oh, I forgot, this is very explicitly #NotSuggestive Sorry.

you are not forgiven, woulldnt want peoplle getting the wrong idea. youre going back on the flloor sideways stylle

Shucks.

And damn!

wait this is the allphabet

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Um, what was that noise? Wow, maybe someone came to bring you the amulet?

ill go check

While they're gone, are the rest of you having fun? I'm not. I'm currently sideways on the ground, and they tightened the chains. Which is a little inconvenient.

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Aaaaaaaaaaa. The torment. #KidnappingArc #LivingAndLearning

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this is what your neglligence has wrought, chittr. i am ellectrocuting her badlly

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Holy shit

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

hearwd you werwe in quads with them you have my thoughts and prwayerws

When do I start developing Stalkholm Syndrome?

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:(

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Oh, we're supposed to stay adversarial? Okay.

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gonna tie you to train tracks now

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its stockholm syndrome and it takes about a few days or so, depending on how your captor treats you

Why would it be Stolkhom if the subglut is called Stalkholm? Are humans stupid?

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What

Why would the troll place have the same name?

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i dont.. know..?

I can tell. It's called Stalkholm here. It isn't that serious. I'm kind of bored.

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that rwequirwes them to have rwedeeming qualities so i think you rwe safe

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This is my fault. For wishing for manslaughter. My bad, me. #KidnappedArc #Oops #LivingAndLearning

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] what? [END MESSAGE]

Oh, was that unclear? I got kidnapped. I am currently chained up and in a dark block.

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The various kidnappings and missing troll cases have gotten so stale I'm almost wishing I'd open my palmhusk to a vehicular manslaughter case. Which is fucked up, I recognize that's fucked up, so I have bared my back for the flogging of the century.

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] inc|ined tt0 agree tth0ugh i cann0t azzizt with tth0ze cazez. [END MESSAGE]

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how 1s that fucked up, 1m about to do that r1ght fuck1ng now, just for you ceryse

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by that 1 mean veh1cular manslaughter. 1ts gonna be b1g enough to be on the news

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I’LL KIDNAP SOMEONE AND MAKE IT INTERESTING JUST FOR YOU. 🥳

The people love to cater to the whims of random jade-hued chittr users the multiverse over.

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maybe id care if they got kidnapped to an amusing llocation. hellp! i got bllinded and gagged and when i woke up i was in Grislly Worlld with an all access pass!!!

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Hmmmm...! #scheming

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#WatchThisSpace

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do my #tormentnexus act1v1t1es mean noth1ng to you

@crypticClinomaniac I miss you.

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i miss you too. llets get together again

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I wonder what the division between Sgrub players that slew their denizen and those who submitted to negotiation is.

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Most people out here would say don't bother with it, don't play it. I'm not one of them. I think finding out if I'm worthy of the title thrust upon me is a worthwhile endeavor. Not that I really had any choice in that matter.

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cant say i agree but i respect the ambition. i kinda... want to fight my denizen. sounds fun...

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the choice was about a difficult battle id have to alone either my session's jack noir or my denizen i picked my denizen and won

Hm. Our Jack is very helpful, so far. One of our other Dersebound players has been scheming for months with him and some other agents.

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mine, safe to say, is not.

Chatted with mine. I want to say a little over half of the people in my session had no choice but to slay theirs.

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Beginning to wonder if that is more common than not, but many classes seem to revolve more around negotiation and tact than brute force. It all depends on the person playing, though, and as we well know, most troll negotiation tactics are less than diplomatic. I guess I should just worry about my own team's ass and not get caught up in the broader picture like this.

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Killed-my-denizen<< I-won't-lie,-I-did-it-for-the-chällenge-of-doing-so<<

I think I've said this somewhere before, but I am positive that there is simply an infinite amount of possibilities for what a "Knight of Mind" might have to do, and that infinity only goes deeper when you factor in a Seer or a Mage or a Prince And then the other combinations of classpects possible.

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c< i didNt figHt MiNe directly, but, sHe Had a cHalleNge 4 Me, aNd Nearly Killed Me iN tHe prOcess >c

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Maybe I should do goth night.

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i agree.

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That statement seems unclear. Do you mean you agree with the maybe?

i agree that you shoulld do it

Uh. Just me?

i mean i got no one ellse in mind

No one???

oh you want me to allso. yeah i can try it dunno if ill llook as good tho

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Okay.

You'd look good with a leash. Probably. #suggestive

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guh

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The most overrated weapon in the world is a sword, and the worst weapon in intergalactic history is the fucking Bat'leth. Horrendous thing. #StarTrek

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I have seen this weapon. Impracticall and foollish in the extreme.

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GLUTEN SHAPES AND FERMENTED LACTOSE SAUCE...! #happy #happyhappyhappy

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1s there any extra

The texture is just right enough. It's good enough! I'M SO HAPPY.

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...Yes.

Sorry. I should have asked earlier. I'll stop eating now.

ceryse. eat your food.

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no 1t’s f1ne, make 1t aga1n another t1me #exper1mentalrepl1cat1on, enjoy 1t

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Sword Beam.

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I love sword beam I love sword beam!!!

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Watch out.

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Okay! Yay!!!

Hey. Hey? Who chewed all the wires in the mealblock of my hive?

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um i think it was llike. odwinn.

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What do you have in your mouth?

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A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!
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THR0W1NG M3 UND3R TH3 SCUTTL3BUGGY CRU3LTY UNM4TCH3D BY 4NY H1GHBL00D J41L F0R T3N TH0US4ND SW33PS

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*with suspiciouslly wire shaped object sticking out* nofing

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SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT! GET BACK HERE!

*cartoon running sound effect*

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@crypticClinomaniac thanks. Good meal.

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you are wellcome <3

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<3

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LLEVYN BLAIDD WHAT DID YOU DO.

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I DIDNT DO NOTHIN

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What did they do hold on

WHAT DID YOU DO!????

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Glutenshapes in fermented lactose sauce save me... save me glutenshapes in fermented lactose sauce... ;u;

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I didn't know they allowed seadwellers to live when inflicted with scoliosis. My cavern certainly wasn't allowed to let them pass. #vagueposting

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A number øf factørs cøułd’ve łed tø them słipping by. Chiefły it nøt devełøping untił a few møłts in, when they were ałready øut øf the cavern and in the hands øf their łusus. Due tø their łøngevity they might age back øut øf it… given the chance, anyway.

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That's a good point.

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Nevermind, I saw whø yøu were tałking abøut. I’m afraid he needs put døwn after ałł. Sad, but it’s før the best.

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