Ceryse Yngvii
@threneticTempest
Former Mother-Grub attendant | Forbidden Tome Enthusiast | Girl-Prince (of Void) Extraordinaire | <3 with @crypticClinomaniac
The various kidnappings and missing troll cases have gotten so stale I'm almost wishing I'd open my palmhusk to a vehicular manslaughter case. Which is fucked up, I recognize that's fucked up, so I have bared my back for the flogging of the century.
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how 1s that fucked up, 1m about to do that r1ght fuck1ng now, just for you ceryse
by that 1 mean veh1cular manslaughter. 1ts gonna be b1g enough to be on the news
The people love to cater to the whims of random jade-hued chittr users the multiverse over.
maybe id care if they got kidnapped to an amusing llocation. hellp! i got bllinded and gagged and when i woke up i was in Grislly Worlld with an all access pass!!!
@crypticClinomaniac I miss you.
i miss you too. llets get together again
I wonder what the division between Sgrub players that slew their denizen and those who submitted to negotiation is.
Most people out here would say don't bother with it, don't play it. I'm not one of them. I think finding out if I'm worthy of the title thrust upon me is a worthwhile endeavor. Not that I really had any choice in that matter.
cant say i agree but i respect the ambition. i kinda... want to fight my denizen. sounds fun...
the choice was about a difficult battle id have to alone either my session's jack noir or my denizen i picked my denizen and won
Hm. Our Jack is very helpful, so far. One of our other Dersebound players has been scheming for months with him and some other agents.
Chatted with mine. I want to say a little over half of the people in my session had no choice but to slay theirs.
Beginning to wonder if that is more common than not, but many classes seem to revolve more around negotiation and tact than brute force. It all depends on the person playing, though, and as we well know, most troll negotiation tactics are less than diplomatic. I guess I should just worry about my own team's ass and not get caught up in the broader picture like this.
Killed-my-denizen<< I-won't-lie,-I-did-it-for-the-chällenge-of-doing-so<<
I think I've said this somewhere before, but I am positive that there is simply an infinite amount of possibilities for what a "Knight of Mind" might have to do, and that infinity only goes deeper when you factor in a Seer or a Mage or a Prince And then the other combinations of classpects possible.
c< i didNt figHt MiNe directly, but, sHe Had a cHalleNge 4 Me, aNd Nearly Killed Me iN tHe prOcess >c
Maybe I should do goth night.
oh you want me to allso. yeah i can try it dunno if ill llook as good tho
You'd look good with a leash. Probably. #suggestive
The most overrated weapon in the world is a sword, and the worst weapon in intergalactic history is the fucking Bat'leth. Horrendous thing. #StarTrek
I have seen this weapon. Impracticall and foollish in the extreme.
GLUTEN SHAPES AND FERMENTED LACTOSE SAUCE...! #happy #happyhappyhappy
The texture is just right enough. It's good enough! I'M SO HAPPY.
Hey. Hey? Who chewed all the wires in the mealblock of my hive?
THR0W1NG M3 UND3R TH3 SCUTTL3BUGGY CRU3LTY UNM4TCH3D BY 4NY H1GHBL00D J41L F0R T3N TH0US4ND SW33PS
@crypticClinomaniac thanks. Good meal.
LLEVYN BLAIDD WHAT DID YOU DO.
Glutenshapes in fermented lactose sauce save me... save me glutenshapes in fermented lactose sauce... ;u;
I didn't know they allowed seadwellers to live when inflicted with scoliosis. My cavern certainly wasn't allowed to let them pass. #vagueposting
A number øf factørs cøułd’ve łed tø them słipping by. Chiefły it nøt devełøping untił a few møłts in, when they were ałready øut øf the cavern and in the hands øf their łusus. Due tø their łøngevity they might age back øut øf it… given the chance, anyway.
Nevermind, I saw whø yøu were tałking abøut. I’m afraid he needs put døwn after ałł. Sad, but it’s før the best.
Winding down with my matesprit and they have the audacity to remind me of Parkour Empire. Why. Why would you do this. No one chooses the moobeast flesh. #iykyk
llet's not pretend it wasn't a fascinating and subversive series
Okay, fine. I'm still shocked you whipped that out at this time of day, though.
I just want some fucking glutenshapes in fermented lactose sauce. That's all I fucking want.
I have to carry glutenshapes, ice cream, and a wrench across an ink river in a boat. If I leave the glutenshapes with the wrench, they'll be crushed, etc.
Ugh. Spoony bard.
Why you gotta be that way, Yngvii? Miss me too much?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
You're so mean to me, but I don't hold it against you sweetheart! You're so tied down, you just can't escape all that stress!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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I was never meant for the caverns.
I have returned to LOIAD recently. There are fresh towers, as of yet unexplored, and with the powers that I have been granted by dutifully scaling my echeladder, the ink will be dispatched without much issue. The consorts of my land have begun to erect shrines in my honor, and each village I have come across has elected their own "prince" to act as their emissary to me. This is much more complicated behavior than I thought them capable of, which is likely just showing my biases against their frivolous behavior in the past. It has been useful, though, as the individuals they have elected to use as intermediaries are of slightly less silly disposition and thus are capable of pointing me towards fresh sidequests and pockets of monster resistance that I've yet to conquer. I intend to return to the battlefield with Odwinn and Acaruh soon, assuming we can make progress on Acaruh's quest to apotheosis. If she remains resistant, I will simply go with Odwinn, and she can regret the consequences all she likes later. The Dersite plot appears to be progressing well. I trust our man on the inside not to take undue risks. He should try to give us better updates on his efforts, though. #gameupdates
lless frivollous consorts sounds nice. mine dont really tallk much so idk how theyll change
Do you think these blithering red morons asking obtuse questions really counts as them asking riddles?
mine arent THAT frivollous! theyre just... kinda obtuse! instead of the wacky silly vibes, mine are more the "cryptic to the point of parody" vibe haha
I was talking about mine. You asked if they do riddles. I said they certainly try.
You idiots are voting for a guy who thinks it's useful to keep a horrorterror around?? Seriously!?
allways makes my night when you llaugh at one of my jokes, being the more stoic of the group. heh.
respectfully sir that's llike responding to someone threatening you with a gun by putting on a bomb vest.
I’d consider it closer to seeing someone with a bomb vest and pulling out a gun, if we’re using that analogy.
i can mind control )(orroterrors. or, did you forget your alternian )(istory already, trollbama? i )(ave no suc)( plans for my protege, t)(oug)(. )(er potential can be expressed in... ot)(er ways.
it really does not concern you t)(at my ability to influence )(orrorterrors extended to lig)(t years away? and t)(at it took bein )(alfway across t)(e universe to meaninfully impact t)(is? t)(at doesnt sound like a potential t)(reat to you, mister president?
bein at t)(e rig)(t place at t)(e rig)(t time, in t)(e correct coordination of w)(at t)(e situation needs, only serves you for so long, president. even your luck runs out, eventually.
It's a good thing I don't have autism. It would make things so much more complicated than they already are.
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You can't be chitting this in decapitation range.