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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
Allthough the series has a billion great OPs this one is good
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For Yuri day people should watch Utena.
for the record. i DO find apartment compllexes quite simplle. all of reallity fllattens out to a most rudimentary schematic before my foresight and advanced intelligence. or whatever
im lliterally so nice for never commenting "quadlless behavior" on peoplle's posts
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
allways makes my night when you llaugh at one of my jokes, being the more stoic of the group. heh.
"yeah i just thought itd be neat to keep a hungry crocodille at my bedside in case there's a burgllar. dont worry its tied up on a piece of twine"
↘️countless people constantly posting advice.↘️ ↗️RELATIONSHIP ADVICE↗️ ↘️advice on how to be a better troll↘️ ↗️YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE NEVER POSTING ADVICE ABOUT?↗️ ↘️employment advice.↘️
they'd have to have a job for that
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
tHE ADJECTIVE HERE, i THINK, iS tROLL sAPPHIC, oR i GUESS FOR HUMANS, sAPPHIC,
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
Do not buy your bllades from CostCull. They are affordablle but not quallity.
No, I insist. Expllain in detaill. I have Troll Autism. It is ablleist if you do not expllain.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
don'T mean to be a detractor but this is like saying holy shit have you guys tasted water? this shit is crazy
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
easy there its just a little dersite humor take your sensitivve ass back to prospit
thats my secret. im allways in "get decapitated by my matesprit" range. her sword is just that llong
Lott★ people ★sking questions th★t ★re cle★rly ★nswered by my "I h★ve ★ cursed bl★de" shirt.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Of course. I have no prejudice against them. Simplly caution. The ignorant and the uninformed I think shoulld abstain from making any Bargains with them. With tact and wit however, such deallings can be well worth it. Though perhaps I shoulld not speak on such matters. I am not the one who made them. I defer to your far greater and wiser experience
Not an unreasonablle demand. I woulld not be here without them, but... Their bargains are not something to take llightlly.
▲like what would the opposite of team chud even be?▼ ▲team goes outside?▼ ▲team showers regularly?▼
Tch.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
four sweeps. crazy how time goes by. happy anniversary, @threneticTempest, i hope to make it many more. i llove you
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
Experienced players of the game have weigh in on the matter: Cueballs aren't friend
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
Hey m★n c★n you knock it off I'm trying to write ★ post ★nd your text is in the w★y.
♯youremuckingup the ♯feed with ♯yourstupid ♯fake ♯corruptedtext
I remember trying to cook one of those things. Ok, well. "cook". shit was disgusting
↗️ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING.↗️
Eugh. I have never been apt in the... entirety of the sociall spectrum. But... perhaps...
I shoulld have been hatched into a universe with mechanized combat.
heheheh. me when the all consuming specter of the dark strikes the cathedrall bells hearkening the dissonant tones of doom!
SIX OR MORE FOR ANYTHING POST PRIMARY SCHOOL FEEDING, KRYQUS.
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Söme days yöu just have tö accept that yöu made decisiöns
hav3 (o)r hav3 n(o)T, IT'S W3IrD anD STupID. "(o)h I call Th3m SunS3Tbl(o)(o)DS" BL3CH v(o)mIT!
>> what ¡n the fuck ¡ડ a ડunડetb1ood ¡'ve heard "warmb1oodડ" before but ?? ? ડunડetb1ood?? ?
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I can onlly assume they were attempting to compille all availlablle knowlledge on me when I resurfaced as a dangerous rebell under the command of a very opinionated Jade charge. But records were incompllete and sparse, so onlly such few things remained.
The Imperiall authorities drew from my earlly writings before I emancipated mysellf. I bellieve that is where it originates.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
At lleast it is not you who I am embarrassed by. I do not care what you witness in particullar.
sounds like an aberrant cesspool a mutation and filth wwhatevver backwwater colony is playin host to such wwretched disfigurement a troll biology i take solace in knowwin one day the vvast glub wwill wwipe it all clean
bait used to be believvable
Next time you visit, remind me to pllay the Llyre for you.
i feell llike ive llost the fuckin pllot #wrothestorment
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
To one so worthy of my llegacy? Without question.
I have been refamilliarizing mysellf with the art of the greatsword. It has never been to my taste, being far too heavy to llift under my own power, my body being so fraill. But it is still a bllade, and thus under my domain. I must stay sharp on the art, if I am to teach.
/\ Devastating in the right circumstances /\ /\ And of course intimidating /\
ᐖ I LGOVE. BIG WEPOMN ᐛ
We've discussed this detail before internally and opted to keep it as is. This is because of multiple reasons: 1. By the time you are god tier, the expectation per the pace of the game is either to already be capable of immense resource draw, or have the equivalent power of godtier in making that happen. Godtier powers are an end game setup that, if done correctly, could slaughter a planet in the blink of an eye. Given the respawn rates of constructs that drop currency as well as the potential of automation through our building system, we felt it should not be a big obstacle. That answer alone, though, was not enough to quell our internal debates; however, the biggest reason was brought to us by one lone employee; 2. Imitation. The data was presented to us quietly, but in certain sessions, on a visual level, there was no way to tell apart a god tier from an imitator at a basic glance. We also realized that the recipe for the outfit can in theory exist without needing to be god tiered. We did not want to restrict the ability of pursuing this avenue of gameplay as deception is a valid strategy, but after reviewing the data, we wanted to ensure that if someone did pursue imitation, that it would not interfere with the game session in a way that its significance were to be diluted. This has been how it has been until today. However, your feedback makes it clear that people value the cosmetic expression of the godtier outfit. We will catalogue this feedback and work on a fitting solution sometime mid-Q3 that may satisfy you. Thank you for your feedback.
@sburbDev A topic of discussion that I'm frankly surprised hasn't been brought up previously; The grist cost of tailoring alternative God Tier garb is exorbitant. This is on top of the feature going hidden and entirely unexplained, rewarding resourceful players who discover it with a toll they're forced to pay for the privilege of engaging with. I understand that the godly PJs are sacred, but it shouldn't cost half the enemy population of an entire planet just to change some felted pantaloons to a respectable pair of felted joggers. These things provide zero defensive utility whether they're sauced or trash, so this strikes as contradictory to the game's overall theme of customization and player creativity. If a dude's already gone through the trials of ascending, basic logic suggests that he shouldn't have to sacrifice significant time and effort for a little drip. Godly Armor? Aight, I can accept the dozen or so zeroes attached to that price tag. Switching an elbow shirt to a tank? That ought to be a cool twenty and anyone with half a brain knows it.
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
i mean i think she's still trying to do that tbf but its not a practicall llikellihood due to universall factors
entering that face in llife that everyone goes through where the condesce starts lliking all your posts instead of hating them
I find mysellf wishing I had someone to partake in martiall drills and sparring with me. It keeps the mind sharp, but I have not had such occassion or person since my death.
anyway on to our llab to create the most bullyablle wiggller ever hatched
> have been fuck1n reel1ng s1nce last n1ght, 1 can never see th1s game the same aga1n
there r thilves (plural o "THILF") everywhere 4 those w/ eyes to see them
☆ pilebunKer…☆
You guys are aware you’re horrorterrors, right? Like, you’re NOT troll grubs, we’re all aware of that right??
sometimes the worst bitch you've ever met cracks a reall sidespllitter and you gotta give kudos
▼gonna beat to death whichever jade it was that made the maps for the caverns wrong on purpose to keep us from leaving if i live to my ascension▲ ▼consider her ass mine▲
Just read someones comment on Seddit wondering why spears do not abandon the wooden shaft in favor of metall. The internet is a deserted wastelland of thought. Such a choice is possiblle, but requires a vast amount more strength to effectivelly wielld in combat without exhausting quicklly. Furthermore, the weapons shaft becomes much more brittlle and prone to breakage when met with resistance, and such breakage is more difficullt to repair, whille requiring more manhours and valluablle materialls. One shoulld think before one posts. A weaponsmith and warrior may just be reading.
ive been usin it for my own food my wholle llife. my llusus taught me not to waste ediblle food from my kills. i quite llike it
RIGGED CONTEST #angellsnutritionbllock
I do believe it is ice, if my memory serves.
H3LL Y34H YOU GOT 1T
:33< thats ice
...I will try this.
don't wanna lleave my hive area un-battlle-ready. you know how it is.
i halluCinated an i into the middle of it for sweeps. matespirit. blew my mind when i realised it's aCtually matesprit.
If you can't handle me at my one raisin paperclip posts, you don't deserve me at my sweet and sincere direct messages.
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
ive been tolld to "stop chitting that indigo idiot and come eat breakfast". probablly sound advice
taking a break. holly shit. uhhhh #nsfw i guess. i need water.
reallizing i shoulld have clleaned my hive now. it's not... gross or anything but theres fuckin fabric everywhere and now I'm going to have guests sometime soon. damn.
goreglle is it weird to builld a friendship with someone after they accidentally gaze behind the curtain at your llife of debauchery #suggestive i guess
Yet.
SOMETIMES RAMKMAID POSTS A BANGER AND YOU CAN'T RESTRAIN YOURSELF FROM CHITTING OKAY?
It Isnt Quite What You Are Imagining Im Not Sure How To Describe It In The Most Exact Terms Not At The Current Moment At Least Likely Due To The Fact That I Am Unfortunately Very Used To The Myriad Of Cavern Smells Now Its Always Usually Somewhat Tinny Though There Are Differences Depending On The Grubs Blood Color I Have Also Heard Theres Even More Chance For Fragantial Variation When It Comes To Grubs Clutched By Different Mothers And All Of The Potential Minutia That Would Create Variation Between Them Like The Diet Of The Mother Before And During Brooding And Sometimes Even The Length Of The Days During That Season Trolls Of My Former Caste Used To Be Responsible For Keeping Detailed Record Of This Knowledge Of Course I Was Not On Alternia Long Enough To Gain Proper Access To Those Learnings Before Well You Know But Oddly Enough I Find That With Every New Clutch Of Earthen Wigglers They Tend To Smell A Bit More Like Earth?
Ah. They had me do+ing that wo+rk as well, fo+r a while. O+ut o+f all the duties they tried to+ place me in, that was o+ne I'd much so+o+ner fo+rget...
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
did you hear about the time a conspiracy of 3 peoplle created a crypto lliterally called #baitcoin, scammed him into infllating its vallue, and immediatelly dumped it for millions of caegars? yeah that was me and a couplle others. its so easy to fooll him its hillarious.
Absolute agree. Finally, someone with some sense.
have i ever tolld you its attractive when youre mean to peoplle onlline
You can make me out to be the couture curmudgeon if you like, and this may be my father talking, but I am going to say what we are ALL clearly thinking: After a certain point, tie knots do not NEED to be seventeen pleats with the full-frontal loop-dee-loop and the seductive curl at the tail. Tie yourself a firm, respectable Windsor. Double it if you mean business. Triple it if you're about to dominate the board room. Don't tie a Half Windsor. You're not a douchebag at a three star hotel bar. Don't Half Windsor two shirts. Whole Windsor one shirt. "NO ONE KNOWS THESE NECKTIE KNOTS EXIST!!!" Yes, because we're going to have to unleash the jaws of life on your VP of Sales rep's neckline to free him of that blasted arrangement. You spent twenty minutes fiddling with the ALEXANDER THE GREAT SIGMA MALE UNCONCERNED LION KNOT and didn't bother to starch your flimsy shirt. Let us all learn to crawl before we start SOMERSAULTING peacock maneuvers to impress our professional associates. Wisdom of the day. No charge. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63694df9641.jpg
N...No. Perfectly normal, yup.
contentious? ill beat someones stupid ass. yay. obviouslly.
it lliterally is you posted this 5 seconds after I said you're cancelled
guy cant handlle getting called out for misgendering a gender abiguous bitch with pronouns in bio. sad
𖠰'S nice to see what's happening outside the caverns. Gets dull down here sometimes.
put troll bruno mars on top
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
no it is but theres jus somethin about stuffin yerself fulla horrendously shitty food sometimes cant quite put my finger on it
Connections Puzzlle #1032 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 @threneticTempest
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
No Please Not "First Flush/Late Bright Season" Please Please Please Stop Playing "First Flush/Late Bright Season"
1t’s not much but. 1 never bothered all that much personally about m1ne because 1 d1dn’t th1nk 1’d be al1ve long enough to care or for 1t to matter
It would-n't be shoc-king what-so-e-ver to as-sume there are ma-ny pre-vi-ous failed re-vo-lu-tions that have been com-plete-ly e-rased from hi-sto-ry; we've seen it hap-pen be-fore and the con-trol-lers love to re-peat them-selves.
>>| .i never .actually questioned who were my .ancestors, due to .escaping the caverns .and not bothered by the duties .as jadeblood. .i .also think, .if there were .actual revolutions besides the signless, they were not such popular to be remembered .or their steps got hidden for safety .of society, .i guess.
To be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.
↗️THEY ARE.↗️
- Hey, bro. Do you think the Mother Grub knows how immportant she is? She's literally a womman. 🙌😄
a silly little question, has anyone here ever played a game called sgrub?
To those who may be interested, I am going to begin hosting a game on here in the coming days. Roleplay, of course. I write a prompt, you all respond, and then I write a new prompt.
sometimes you guys say things on the public timeline that are way too personal
Can't help being a little controversial with it.
▲hah, found an old store of booze from, idk, some cloister matron whos been dead forever, i think it's still good, best drink I've gotten since Lynera stuck her sniffsponge into my shit and made me come back▼
You should give them a piece of your mind. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Llevyn Bllaidd is pllaying KaijuFall 2!
Y0ur p0sts make me sad
▼▼▼why the fuck do i always have to sacrifice enjoying my life for a system that never sacrificed anything for me▲▲▲
getting out of my "trapped by fabrics" predicament by knitting dozens of scarves. ill be out of here in no time
▼if that's a 'you jades are all the same' joke you can go fuck yourself with a cerulean horn▲
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
straight up llooming it *attached is an image of a workship filled with mulltiplle llooms of different designs, and so, SO many rolls of fabrics, clloths, and strips of lleather. Every materiall is of remarkablle quallity and woulld cllassify as designer goods materiall*
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
▲thinking about breaking into Lyneras room and seeing if i can figure out which of her bronya stalker pics is the worst▼ ▲maybe i'll even post it▼
thannk god i'mm innto nnormmal shit like bonndage annd femmdomm. what are somme of you guys postinng about. that's scary. #nnsfw #vaguepostinng #sorry
oh so hornyposting all day is fine but if a troll lloves their wife thats a hateablle crime. HYPOCRITES THE LOT OF YOU
allright fellas matesprits aslleep and im nowhere cllose yet, whats something nice i can do for them, hit me
yeah i mean i aint tryin to sllutshame i definitelly did proposition my matesprit in publlic at #eridanweek (was tolld to shut up and destroy more drones) but it does impress me. these peoplle crazy
*a picture of llevyn with a manic grin ripping steell pllating off a drone*
If you use the word 'Pedantic' let me know. Idiot's telling me nobody says it anymore. Like it's an old timey ass word.
Oh! I notice it but like you said I'm good at keeping my cool! I'm not letting some hooligans ruin my night and make me feel bad for being a Jade. Don't let anybody get on your nerves okay? That's what they want. They want us to snap!
can we just shoot him and get it over with to avoid the suspense and anxiety
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
imagine being cl𖦹istered and dr𖦹pping bangers ( #neigelp𖦹sting )
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so thats the power of yuri in action
yes sir mr president you got it. @threnetictempest you heard the man
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
try a powerpoint. thatll show em who the reall business visionaryn is. a bisuionary
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>([feelin like i mig#t just stir t#e pot add my two cents t#row a wrenc# into t#ings burst someones bubble add fuel to t#e fire skate on t#in ice and quite possibly toot my own #orn]
its kinda already been provven actually
HATING MATH I$ PRACTICALLY HATING THE UNIVER$AL LANGUAGE OF $CIENCE AND $EN$E.
shoutout 2 da jades!! i appreciate u
|| IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE I NEED FIXING BUT | SMOKING IN A HAZY | DIMLY-LIT ROOM WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE A WHOLE LOT BETTER | BONUS POINTS IF SHE LIGHTS MY SMOKE WITH HERS | OVER ||
no, probablly not come to think of it
https://youtu.be/NC7cmWkBoz4?si=fdN-sLhKnE7F1zIb
How unfortun8te, when one finally 8elieves an individual here holds some modicum of rationality, they profess their attraction to an unwashed clown whose coiffure has remained un8rushed for six centuries.
oh my god the entire dash has become a cesspit of clowwn related bullshit #wwhy #stop #nomoreclowwns #dashwwatching
...i wish it was easier to make trips out of the caverns. there are many tro𝓁𝓁s in particu𝓁ar i wish to see, and grab them by the face. and pinch their cheeks. im sti𝓁𝓁 deciding if it wou𝓁d be a 𝓁ight pinch or not.
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, #rankworks, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Given the t9pic at hand, I will try t9 keep this Chitt 6rief: If I held a seminar t9 impr9ve the reading c9mprehensi9n skills 9f the wider Chittr c9mmunity, h9w many 9f y9u w9uld 6e interested? If y9u are, please quadreact t9 this p9st in whichever way y9u're m9st c9mf9rta6le with.
"He taught that the lowblood grub and the highblood grub alike are wounded by the hemospectrum. One is taught that they are lesser and expendable, while the other is taught that domination is a virtue and their burden. Both of them are robbed of their greater potentials by this system which only shackles." #WordsoftheSignless
I've recently 6een made aware 9f a 6rand new Chittr functi9nality update, s9 I will 6e w9rking 9n an intr9duct9ry pinned p9st sh9rtly. Ap9l9gies f9r the delay.
betwween the last knowwn physical manuscript from the age of the signless all the wway up to the first documented historical records of the age of the empress theres approximately twwo thousand swweeps of lost time thats completely unaccounted for see they wwanna make you think that things havve been this wway for functionally forevver but you knoww it gets mightly suspicious wwhen they also make it illegal to owwn any documents or manuscripts past a certain swweepdate almost like they be tryin to hide wwhatevver the hell wwent dowwn durin alla those dark ages some people evven speculate that it wwas a rightful revvolution wwhat been wwiped out from historical records for good reason guess wwell nevver really knoww but its an interestin tidbid nonetheless #history #oceanthoughts