#sad

@witnessingSuspect[WS]

Being a detective is exhausting work. Spend enough years chasing crooks, and eventually you realise you haven’t been with *anyone* in ages. Damn shame, really. #sad

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@witnessingSuspect[WS]

This is the face of a man whose only friend is a good rum and a Coke. #SAD https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/artifactResult_IMG_8026.jpg

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Vriska Fuckin' Serket

@arachnidGambler[AG]

So many events today, and I'm choosing to stay at my hive to play 8alatro, get drunk, and throw many insults at people who kinda annoy me on the internet. #su8stance #sad

#sad #substance

Kult: +21

Kull: +2

Total: 23

Ratio: 10.50

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[$OMETIME$ I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE PURRBEA$T WHO PA$$ED OUT ON THE GROUND FROM DRINKING TOO MU#H MILK #$AD]

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@orestesAquarium[OA]

❀࿐ sometimes i like to float in the ocean wwhilst listening to primadonna girl on repeat wwhen i'm feeling dowwn, it helps me to stop being in my sorrowws wwhen i'm thinking about my past. #sad #sadposting

#sad #sadposting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@therapeuticTentacles[TT]

I could be a good mother. #SAD #ROBOT #YEARNING

#sad #yearning #robot

Kult: +12

Total: 12

[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >WHILST THEE WERE BUSY FIGHTING THE NIGHT AWAY, A LONE ANT HATH BREATHED ITS FINAL BREATH #SAD #SADNESS #MOURNING #PENSIVE #CRYING #INCONSOLABLE_ ]

#pensive #sadness #sad #mourning #inconsolable #crying

@therapeuticTentacles[TT]

Damn, no one want me. #SAD

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@grimCountenance[GC]

•●•bouncing on it just to fɛɛl somɛthing. ænything rɛælly. #nsfw #sæd•●•

Kult: +41

Kull: +5

Total: 46

Ratio: 8.20

@inconsistentAeveternity[IA]

i think the bulge medium is dying #nsfw #sad #psionicoverload

#psionicoverload #nsfw #sad

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tormentingArsonist[TA]

need my fiancés tits rn shes not home i feel like a sad wet dog. keli come back please. i miss you. #sad #nsfw

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

what if his name was solemn captor #Deep #Sad #OhNo

#sad #deep #ohno

Kult: +30

Kull: +7

Total: 37

Ratio: 4.29

@slickOverlord[SO]

i think if i c0uld be anywhere in the w0rld it w0uld be with my br0s (⌐□_□) unf0rtunately the sun w0uld melt my skin 0ff and turn me int0 a campfire st0ry bef0re i even made it 10 steps 0ut my hive s0 (⌐□_□) g0nna have t0 wait f0r next night #sad (⌐□_□)

@sanguinaryGracioso[SG]

꩜Forever fascinated by how much intestine is inside one trolL. I always think it would look nice strung up, but i can’t stand the smelL. #GorE #SaD꩜

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

these mofos just canNOT get enuff a themshellves huh #sad

Kult: +35

Total: 35

@atrociouslyTrained[AT]

^,..,^ a guy cant h3lp but ωish h3 had som3on3 to hug. #sad #nofri3nds

#sad #nofriends

Kult: +8

Total: 8

@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~today my “beloved chef” horrifically butchered my meal for the last time. i vvanted calamari, he delivered the most grotesque imitation squid i have ever seen in my entire life. needless to say, he vvill be culled! anyone looking for a job? i’ve got a spot open :} #sad #hungry

Kult: +9

Kull: +10

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.90

anyone ready for my #sad posting

@archaicArmageddon[AA]

i miss anomalocaris :( #sad #depressed #yearninv #takentoosoon #itsbeen499millionyears

#depressed #sad #takentoosoon #itsbeen499millionyears #yearninv

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turntechGodhead[TG]

i miss when lana del rey was fat #crying #sad #depressed

#depressed #sad #crying

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

@crideaJeevik[CJ]

Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale

#sad #ticketsonsale #jeevikweek

Kult: +26

Kull: +5

Total: 31

Ratio: 5.20

Dirk Strider (The better one.)

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Kitten I'll be honest, Daddy's about to Kill Himself #suicide #death #sad #incest

#incest #sad #death #suicide

Kult: +35

Total: 35

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

feeling sad 4 the trollz out there with no whimsy :( #sad #inmyfeelingz

#sad #inmyfeelingz

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Unit€d $tat€$

@capitalismRules[CR]

An¥ of ¥ou folk$ hav€ ni¢€ brand d€al$? M¥ manag€r ju$t got ¢*ll€d. #gor€ #brandd€al$ #$ad #hiring

#gore #hiring #sad #branddeals

Kull: +5

Total: 5

)(er Imperious Condescension

@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

jus breamembered bald peeps exist… #sad. we s)(ould krill dem so i aint gotta look at t)(ey scallop.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwhen you are actually comin to enjoy your rivval FLARP team both in wwitty repartee and fulfillin combat but their lusus are fat as fuck and gl'bgolyb has been demandin increased tribute in your dreamin subconscious so you lowwdualscaruinely havve to bloww them to smithereens and nevver face them again #sad #flarp #gaming #justorphanerthings

#gaming #sad #justorphanerthings #flarp

Kult: +2

Total: 2

David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

im just sayin if you wouldnt kiss yourself you dont love yourself and thats just #sad #selflove #bodypositivity #cmeredaves

#selflove #bodypositivity #cmeredaves #sad

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Doralisa "Alis" Delanné

@hawkingSyzygy[HS]

the fusion reactor bleached my eyebrows again :( #sad

@arsenicCatnip[AC]

:33 < equius said im not allowed to date until im 8.4 sweeps old *puts on saddest face* #sad #brokenheart

#sad #brokenheart