#macrocullsmos
Sweeps ago, #MacroCullsmos actually had a cartoon mascot to represent the company. He's since been retired from official marketing, but his legacy lives on. His name is Macro Falco. Goregle him if you'd like to learn more. #Business #Marketing - MC Oleana
I've noticed a lot of our employees going through strife recently. In these grim, unpredictable times, remember that we at #MacroCullsmos are like a custodial unit. When you're down, we will be there to feed you pre-chewed chunks of raw flesh until you are strong, and can repay us in kind. - MC Oleana
Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
My off-screen boss doesn't even know I'm fighting tooth-and-nail for his honor right now. He's blissfully and contently eating his grubcake and he doesn't even know. #MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty - MC Oleana
What #Brands would you be most eager to see #MacroCullsmos collaborating with and/or acquiring in a violent takeover? - MC Oleana
You find yourself at a desk, working the same job you have for 4 sweeps. It's steady, reliable pay, and you feel grateful that the unemployment drones have passed over your name for this long. Work is predictable. Another huskcall, another meeting. Another email, another client. The clock tiX forward, just as it does every day. You separate the hours into fractions, just to abstract the time a little further than it already seems as a concept. 5 chimes, and trolls file out in rapid succession, with talk of hives, matesprits, and plans for third meal. Cubicles sit empty, and a hush falls over the offic...Read more
New #MacroCullsmos employees will be required to complete corporate training. Including, but not limited to corporate espionage, tactical self-culling to prevent leaked company secrets, and how to fiX the copy machine. - MC Oleana
Breaking news, straight from the #MacroCullsmos research labs. It seems our team of geneticists were able to splice together the genes of several different species, resulting in something that is said to be identical to an "earth foX." If you don't believe me, goregle "Macro FoX" to learn all about it. #Science #Technology #Innovation - MC Oleana
Because there has been an increased interest recently, Macro Cullsmos has decided to open submissions for new employment opportunities. We've freed up numerous positions for the occasion, and the cubicles have been freshly cleaned of blood and disinfected. If you wish to submit a resume, please respond to the form linked below, and I will hand it off to the mail drone, who will, in turn, bring it to the Inhumane Resources Department, who will then shout it down the infinitube, to The One Who Decides. #JobOpportunities #HelpWanted #MacroCullsmos #WageBait #MCApplications https://forms.gle/yMdVB6in...Read more
Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana
I just went back in my own account and painstakingly added the #MacroCullsmos tag to every relevant post to our company. This is the kind of brand consistency we guarantee. #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
Practically the moment I woke up today, I got a horrible cramp in my frond. Then, I dropped my contact. Macro Cullsmos Insurance. For when everything can and will go wrong. #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
Today is a very special occasion... Planetary Peach Cobbler Day. As such, Macro Cullsmos employees have been given the day off. Do not come in to work. Do NXT get crumbs in the clackkeys. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
It's sweeps week at Macro Cullsmos BroadcastboX. How they fit a whole sweep in a week is beyond me. #MacroCullsmos #TimeShenanigans - MC Oleana
The intellectual theft of #ImComing was ultimately no huge loss to my company, anyway. Upon reflection, it did sound a bit too much like inuenndo. #EridanWeek #GettingNailed #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #MacroCullsmos #RightToWork - MC Oleana
【 Alright. You all have been good little bottomfeeders, and I think you've indulged me enough. So I will #Release your pathetic seadweller and his singing fool for you. You may carry on with your tiring #EridanWeek. And I look forward to seeing you all in #MacroMay. #MayICome? #WEAreComing #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisement 】
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #MacroCullsmos #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
As the inventor of #DynamaXBands I'm often asked to eXplain the technology and its various usages in the #Fiduspawn card game. Developed utilizing our patented energy source, these equip-able bands make use of an eXploit in timespace, causing the rapid eXpansion of any fiduspawn into a towering monstrosity. This beast, known as a DynamaX Fiduspawn, has the special ability to give its average-sized counterpart a sense of inadequacy in not only size, but performace. Additionally, some fiduspawn will take on new physical attributes as well as its rapid growth. These are known as GigantamaX Fiduspawn. T...Read more
We at #MacroCullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
An update to #MacroMarch - Due to a scheduling conflict, we are now pushing back the event to May! Spread the word and save the date! Chit #MacroMay and #MayICome to be added to the list for further updates and event planning! #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
Here at #MacroCullsmos, we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
I'm pleased to announce that Macro Cullsmos will be partnering with ChitGPT! Culling has never been easier! Look forward to new AI features, such as lowblood detection, drone automation, and more! #MacroCullsmos #Advertisement #BusinessOwners #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit - MC Oleana