#lususday
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay ! l!ed, no spheress out becausSe ! f!nally managed to f!t them !n th!s th!ng! My mate made me b!gger… aga!n. !ss th!s too l!ttle for #luSsusday? ꠹
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT #FATHERSDAY ISS BUT ASSSSUMING ITSS ANYTHING /IKE #/USUSDAY THISS /ITT/E ONE SHOU/D BE GRATEFU/ FOR MY HARD WORK >83 OF COURSSE THISS ISS ON/Y THE FIRSST OF MANY HEHEHE >83 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FI/ES/6B12F3F983F9.JPG
happy #fathersday! and uhh... #lususday too, i guess? i'm spending this father's day the same way i do every father's day, by cracking open the old tome and reading some of the colonel's wise words of wisdom and wisecrackery. funny guy! kinda racist. whatever afterlife is in store for us, i hope he's looking up at me with pride. :,) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc450c598d3.gif
My dear, sweet unicornfather, who raised me~. For the most part~. He always knew what was best, and what would make me grow strong~. On this glorious occasion that they call #LususDay, he has choosen to celebrate by reinacting my most defining wigglerhood memory, those long many sweeps ago, of when he went out to get cigarettes and didn't return until many sweeps later~. He and I share in the same spirit of wanderlust, yearning to be free, galloping across foreign lands, wind in our mane~. And his absence only makes my pusher grow fonder~. For his absence is what molded me into the troll I am today~. ...Read more
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
With t9day 6eing Lusus' Day and a new very vulgar and 96jectifying trend judging pe9ple 9n 9ne's willingness t9 have sex with them 9r n9t, I supp9se I was misguided t9 spend the day 9ff 9f Chittr while tending t9 my 9ther s9cial media presences. As s9me9ne wh9 cele6rates neither, I assure y9u I have a l9t 9f th9ughts, 9pini9ns, and feelings 9n the matter, 6ut preci9us little time at present t9 really dive int9 it. Instead, I'll leave y9u all with just these tw9 statements: 9ne: it is appalling h9w ign9rant s9me 9f y9u are that n9t every tr9ll grew up with a lusus. While I d9n't want t9 f9r6id any9ne f9...Read more
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Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN