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WHORES, RELIGIOUS FANATICS, AND DOPAMINEMAXXERS! ME AND MY SPONSOR HAVE CONCOCTED A LIMITED TIME PRODUCT FOR MY FANS AND (MOSTLY) HATERS ALIKE!! DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY CURRENTLY OWN MY LIKENESS AND PHYSIOLOGY, THEY HAVE CREATED A SILICONE COPY OF ME THAT YOU CAN BUY AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO!! WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE!! oh my cod i cant do this anymore what the fuck is wrong with me why didnt i read the full contract please just if you want to support me financially USE CODE "SEVERALTHOUSANDBOONDOLLARSINDEBT" AT CHECKOUT AND BUY THIS HORRIFYING THING FROM BULGEWRINGERS.GRUB TO GIVE ME 0.2% OF THE PROFIT...Read more
Me and mySponsor (BULGEWRINGERS™) have been collaboratin' (oneSidedly without my full awareness) on a NEW PRODUCT that will be released for a LIMITED TIME PERIOD laterTonight! I really fuckin' don't like it but you will! You are not physically capable of regretting these purchases! #nsfw #sponsored #bulgewringers
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The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
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BATTER UP < I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOW GO DOWN TO YOUR NEAREST TROLL WENDY'S AND PURCHASE THE "BATTUR RUNMAN MEAL". THIS CONSISTS OF THE RUNMAN BURGER (FOUR PATTIES, CHEESE, SOME LARD AND A MYSTERY SAUCE WHICH I AM BEING TOLD IS MOSTLY SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION), BATTUR FRIES (A LARGE FRY WITH SAWDUST-SHAVINGS FOR FLAVOR, LIKE A BAT, GET IT?) AND A LARGE TROLL SPRITE ZERO. BUY FIVE BEFORE THE PROMOTION ENDS, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A LIMITED EDITION TERMINATORS SLAUGHTER SPHERE SKULLCAP, BATTUR RUNMAN EDITION! ALRIGHT, ENOUGH TALK! LETS GET OUT THERE AND... PLAY BALL! #AD #SPO...Read more
Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
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You find yourself at a desk, working the same job you have for 4 sweeps. It's steady, reliable pay, and you feel grateful that the unemployment drones have passed over your name for this long. Work is predictable. Another huskcall, another meeting. Another email, another client. The clock tiX forward, just as it does every day. You separate the hours into fractions, just to abstract the time a little further than it already seems as a concept. 5 chimes, and trolls file out in rapid succession, with talk of hives, matesprits, and plans for third meal. Cubicles sit empty, and a hush falls over the offic...Read more
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