Morgyn Shwanz
@iridescentDeviant
I mmay bbe a ccreep and a wweirdo bbut I bbelong hhere | he/they | <3 @flamboyantMasquerade Entire account is #nsfw pretty much
#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<
wwhat ddid I mmiss, wwhat's #teamnaked? #nsfw ?~<
!!! IT'S THE LEAGUE OF EXHIBITIONISTS THAT I LEAD !!! #NSFW
If yyou ddisagree wwith mme ever yyou're ttransphobic bbtw /j~<
If you disagree with me, you're transgender. I support you.
Hhave yyou gguys sseen tthe nnews?~<
Wwould yyou gguys sstill llove mme if I wwas an accident?~<
(i t-think most o-of us a-are accidents)
[ >SPEAKETH FOR THINESELF, FOR TWAS THE WORKINGS OF FATE THAT BROUGHT THE WIZARD TO LIFE. IT SAID SO WITHIN MINE ORB_ ]
ddo yyou pput yyour ppiggies in bblankets or ddo yyou llet tthem ffreeze tto ddeath in tthe mmiddle of the nnight~<
i like eM frozen
sscary ffact I jjust ffound out.... I hhave... I... I hhave bbones~<
I hhave ggot tto gget mmy ddick ssucked #nsfw~<
Tthe ddoctor ssaid I'd bbe bback tto mmostly hhealthy in a ffew ddays :D~<
Wwhats tthe evolutionary advantage tto ggetting hhypothermia everytime yyour ssweat evaporates?~<
>AcK< hrrrrnnnnnggg Ya0i Time
I gguess it's bbutt ccheek pposting ttime~<
Yyou ccan't sspell rrest in ppeace wwithout sshrimp, hhow inspiring 💜~<
Lleaving tthe hhospital nnow, tthey ggave mme ssome ppills tto sshrink mmy wwomb, wwhich wwas aactually a ppocket ccaused bby mmy sskin ddetatching ffrom mmy internal mmeats, nnon llethal and pprobably wwon't hhappen aagain bbecause it wwas a ffreak incident tthey ssaid, tto wwhich I rreplied wwith "wwell yyeah I am a ffreak" and tthey sstared at mme and ttold mme tto hhave a nnice dday, ssaid tthey ccan't ddo anything about mmy gglowing bblood tthough #bodyhorror I tthink?~<
I tthink it hhappened a ffew wweeks ago wwhen I wwas ccooking and hhad a rrun in wwith a mmeat tthermometer~<
Yyeah sso.... Yyou rremenber wwhen I hheld tthat hhot mmug wwith mmy bbulge? ....yyeah so tthey wweren't ggasping at hhow, admittedly impressive it is. I hhave a ccock ssock ffull of ggoo nnow #nsfw~<
Tthey llooked at mmy bbulge and ggasped, I mmean, I kknow it's impressive bbut ggeez bbe pprofessional 🙄 #nsfw~<
>> we11, now ¡'m ¡ntr¡gued
w was it a comical gasp or just a h holy shit that i is bigger t than my l lusus g gasp
s so not even the g good gasp i s say drop him immediately h hes not worth y your time
Ggetting a ffull bbody pphysical nnow~<
Ok, tthat ccatastrophe aside, I'm ppregnant I gguess, nnot ffrom the vvisit, tthat's just tthe ddiagnosis~<
Tturns oout tthe mmirror wwas a one wway wwindow, tthey wwere ttrying tto observe mme. Oops.... Ssorry everyone #nsfw~<
Tthey jjust ssent mme tto a ddark rroom wwith nno llights bbut tthere is a mmirror sso I'll bbe entertained at lleast #nsfw~<
Tthere's llike ffive ddoctors in hhere nnow~<
Wow, you must have something interresting going on
