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Morgyn Shwanz

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I mmay bbe a ccreep and a wweirdo bbut I bbelong hhere | he/they

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#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<

I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<

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hey what does this mean mew~ and why do i kinda agree mew~ 💖✨

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I wwish I hhad ssome kkind of gghosts hhands tthat jjerked mme off wwhen mmy hhands are busy mmaking art and rreading ffanfiction and eating snacks #nsfw~<

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/=||== - GET A rUSTBLOOD ON THE PALMHUSK THEY COULD PROBABLY HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT -

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Ooo! Jush Sitt On Yer Hand Til Is Numbs Up The Hand ‘nd Whack Off!!! #nsfw

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okay but dude t#at would be so muc# cooler for like lifting four different dumbbells at onceee like imagine t#e gainsss

Ggreat idea! Bbut tthat ddoesn't solve tthe pproblem of wwanting tto ddo other tthings wwith mmy hhands~<

Yer Sooo Right!! Phone A Pal

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Mmet up wwith hhim ttoday.... Mmy bbones hhurt #nsfw~<

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BONE JUICE DRAINED ✌️

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~vvas it the juice that makes your bones hurt

I mmean.... Tthere wwas... Jjuice involved sso bby pproxy I gguess sso :)~<

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~lol lucky mf

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Hhey gguys wwhat's ggoing on on cchittr ttoday?I wwas vvery engrossed in mmy ssewing and ccouldn't ccheck~<

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( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> If ya e'er get th'chance, I'd looooooooove t'see yer Fibrous Arts, what sorta stuff ya stitched t'gether!!!!! I do love seein' people's creative works, 'specially if they're awful proud 'o 'em!!!!!

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(OOC but i have things planned for this I've just had to put them off because I have like a billion medical appointments graaahh)

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After cconducting mmy experiment I hhave ddetermined cchittr llikes wwomen mmore tthan mmen aand nnonbinaries~<

Nnonbinaries.~<

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Yeah enbys are fvkking sikk #trans

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Mmeeting up wwith tthe gguy I've bbeen ttalking about in a ffew days any ttips?~<

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♯killhim

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No… Don’t Do That…

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seconding kill him 💕

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break his legs

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bury him.

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Be Nice For The First Time, Small Talk Is A Big Deal. But… Good Luck! <3

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Chapsless ass..... #nsfw~<

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Ddo yyou gguys hhave any mmovie rrecommendations?~<

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Ssaw ttwo gguys rrunning wwith ttheir ttits out and nnipples hhard as sstone bbecause it's ccold as sshit, gguess it's #mantitwednesday #nsfw~<

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Wwhat are our thoughts on ppants wwith a bboob wwindow ffor yyour bbutt, a bbutt wwindow~<

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like chaps?

Mmmm I gguess assless cchaps bbut tthe hhole is llike a hheart or ssomething and llike... Nnot ddenim~<

i mean chaps are assless people just wear shit under them. leather chaps would go hard though

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= B(---> Crease Window =o=

wwhats yyour ffavorite ppasta?~<

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farfalle!

I ddidn't kknow sshe mmade a ppasta, it's vvery ppretty, llike hher :)~<

Rot;n;.

Oh sshiiiittt tthat's a ggood sshape~<

Ccan yyou eat ssequins? Tthey llook yyummy~<

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You should.

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gguys yyour sscaring tthe hhoes~<

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THAT'S A REMARKABLY UNFAIR CHARACTERIZATION, I HAD TO READ TWO THIRST POSTS BEFORE I CRAWLED FROM MY RECUPERACOON. THE HOES HAVE TAKEN THE OFFENSIVE POSITION, THIS IS SELF DEFENSE

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Women~<

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women!

Are great.

Mmen.~<

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Wwhat sshould I hhave ffor bbreakfast~<

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/=||== - PANCAKE cOMBO -

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nuclear bomb.

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I wwant tto bbe wwrapped up in a giant ttortolla~<

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I'm excited, ttomorrow I'm sstarting wwork on a nnew ccosplay~<

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