Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
just a silly girl in a silly world!
i know this makes me sound like im from a kids cartoon but sometimes the best way to get into a good mood from a bad one is to sing a song!!! a happy confident song!!
i feel pretty, oh so pretty..! i feel pretty and witty and briiight!!! and i pity… anyone who isn’t me tonight!
oh my current favorite song IS! If You Should Try To Kiss Her - Dressy Bessy !
karaoke would be fun...!
i like braiding my hair but i always forget i was doing it, and then suddenly i go to the grocery store with half a braid in...
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
im glad it was a good one!! i wont forget it any time soon :)
((my jade is based on this artist's vers of jade!! :D
//thats really cool!! :)
such a beautiful rendition of jade :sob: this artist's john is my fav too!! ))
to avoid being patronized.. fuck shit bitch cock pussy sex vagina !!!! #nsfw
yeah!! youre an adult woman!!
i am !!!!! and a lack of experience does not mean i am a kid !!! bluhh!!!
even though im only just now dating my first girlfriend at 21 doesnt mean i cant make my own adult decisions :T
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its.. kind of tough, being someone whos so inexperienced in a lot of ways :(? people either think its funny or they patronize me. i am a grown woman! i just, um. havent really, dated people ?? bluhhh!!!
felt :/
..am i gonna sound stupid if i ask what gooning means?
I woulld allso llike to know this. I assumed it was rellated to organized crime but context seems to suggest otherwise.
i dunno what else it's supposed to mean... i've been goonin' for years, and i ain't ever heard of other definitions out and about!
heh...
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anyone can feel free to message me by the way! just sorry if i dont reply fast,,
i dont think ive ever really #nsfw posted? i get too embarrassed.. but maybe i should try some time. judging by how red my face is already, probably not.......
okay eek !! ill use the art as a pfp... everyones being so nice..!
c< cute! >c
i drew myself today for a new profile picture but it didnt turn out how i wanted :(
awww!! well if you insist ill try ! i really remembered it being worse than it was? i kinda avoided looking at it cuz i thought it was bad but. i think i exaggerated to myself?
that's exactly what happened. now go wear that face before someone mistakes you for a light blue vector icon! hehe.
no prob, uh. hm. would "altmom" make you wanna throw up? 8V
like, um. like from an alt timeline? you know what? i should probably just use your first name it's fine it's chill! 8J <- see? chill as fuck emoticon.
im not trying to be rude i swear :(!! i just dont really get what youre saying...
aaa you're not being rude!! i'm just sticking my foot in it like i keep doing um. yeah so. in an alt timeline, youuuuuuuuuu have an ectobaby, and, she's me. hi! (i'm so fucking sorry you'd think i'd be good at this by now you're like the fifth jade i've had to do this for <_<)
oh !!! im sorry i didnt get it jeez..!! um. even though you arent this version of mes kid, it is still nice to meet you !!! you dont need to say sorry!
ok cool! i just get nervous, 'cause a lot of alts get kind of freaked out? especially crabdad alts, jegus fuck. o_o;
its ok !! really. its sort of nice knowing i have a kid in another universe hehe. since it doesnt look like ill have one anytime soon in this world. if you ever wanna talk to me more.. lemme know! my dms are open!
its cold out today..! rainy rainy...
also the gummy bear from the song !!!!! cuteeeeee!!
i took an art workshop today! it was really fun :)
woah i've never been to one before!! that sounds fun!
no way! i'm jealous as all hell!! i tried to do that by myself once. thought for sure i could free ball it and learn on my own but sadly not :( what did u make?
its why signing up was such a good idea! i just made a little manthro chap !! its not perfect but i like him.
i know its kinda cheesy but even as adults now i feel like people still need the judging a book by its cover lesson… maybe even more now! we are so caught up on appearances :( compliment your friends on something non physical today okay? :)
D --> This is good advice D --> I also find it is best when complimenting someone's appearance to target things that are not innate to the person in some way, but instead something that effort or care was put into D --> Fashion choices, hair styles, and features such as intentionally developed muscles are superior to compliments to one's eyes, facial structure, or body type
yeah!!! thats a very good addition :)! anyways to follow my own advice- equius, you are very smart and strong, and i bet your friends are very lucky to have you.
where do you guys get all your social skills..??? is there a store i can go to :(?
trying t0 kill s0me0ne helps
D --> It is not a sad face moment D --> Sometimes the most important thing is to be there for people D --> You do not have to be a social butterfly so long as people can rely on you when they need you, so long as they can always know you care
hm. okay i feel like this is not true but i also dont have the experience to prove it.
but isnt that kinda… sad? feeling like when you run out of usefulness your friends wont like you anymore?
D --> That is why it is important to always grow STRONGER so that you can remain useful
i just steal my entire game plan from kids at the playground. "hi, you seem nice! do you want to be my friend? what are you doing. that looks fun!" ect.
huh..! that would work on me! i am not gonna go watch kids at a playground to get a good gauge on what they say though for obvious reasons…. ://
i mean i kinda gave the playbook. just, show you are interested in what someone is doing, in them, ask them about it, let them explain what they like. it's how friends happen to me!