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Jade Harley

@gardenGnostic

just a silly girl in a silly world!

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tummy ache :( why is life so cruel to its silliest girls?

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i hope everyone finds a reason to smile today :D!

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all depends on how todays #eridanweek festivities go.

dont let one event be the defining reason of if you feel joy :p!!

oh but you have NO idea how much it woulld make my day if one certain thing happens :)

had a dream about daves brother??? weiiiird!!!

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you too??? this is so weird!

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B33 < welcome to the club

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B33 < my sincerest clawndolences

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it wasnt that bad it was just that he kept messaging me for some reason in the dream?

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hmm.. does anyone wanna ask anything? maybe we can do a question for a question! you ask something and ill ask something back :D!!

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oh nice!! that sounds so fun :D hmm.. i sleep pretty easily! i tend to listen to asmr though. whats your favourite smell in the world?

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B33 < im furicking B33 < pawlways scared ill step on someowthing and itll turn out to be a snake or sharp B33 < i furicking hate being barefoot

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

rain! this is hard i wanna ask you that now. hm. oh! favorite texture.

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B33 < oh gdi i furgot to give you a question back B33 < if you could change one MINOR thing about your life what would it be

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hehe! i like.. hmm.. i dunno what its called, its like a less rough sandpaper! like a bumpy paper i have i run my fingers over sometimes. its like.. if rain on a surface solidified? bleh i dunno if im explaining it well. i like bumpy textures though! (my favourite smell is also.. my garden! flowering plants, trimmed cuttings.. ) im gonna flip it on its head.. LEAST favourite texture???

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hehe its ok! hmm.. i think if it has to be a minor thing.. i wanna eat grapes again without getting sick :(! and chocolate, but i still eat some cuz its not too bad in small amounts. whats your sense of humour? like what jokes are funniest to you?

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B33 < it really really varies B33 < idk i think its really fun to play on the edge of whats cringe and play with how much irony ppl expect furom me B33 < but pawlso sometimes really simple shit is the best! B33 < ...ig im weirdly not much of a physical comedy purrson tho B33 < have you efur tried a hair style and just absolutely HATED it?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i think it ate my post. dangit! uh, my least favorite is easily like, cotton. pulling it just- rgh. actually styrofoam is just as bad i hate touching it it makes me shiver in the really bad way. silliest thing you've ever cried about? could be happy or sad. your call!

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sorry ive been offline so long blehh!! busy :( but !! cool!! and yeah i tried a bob once... not for me !!!!!!! think i have to end the question game cuz im all over the place rn lol. but we should pick it back up again soon :D!

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sorry ive been so offline :(! eek! gonna wrap this up lol with an answer ! though we can continue another time i just feel bad for being so busy.. :( the other day i cried watching an add for cereal cuz they had a really cute dog begging for the food and they just laughed instead of giving her some !!!!!

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i miss being able to eat grapes :(

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i will peel and eat a grape in your honor right now

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thank you!!!! hehe. and thank dirk for his peel eating!

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he says he doesnt need a thanks he does it for the love of the game

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sooo magnanimous!!!! :)

deadly to dogs :(

hella

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nah its ok, im god tier!!!! but dying kinda sucks :( id just rather avoid it. thanks though!

blow a kiss to the igneous, hottest around! the only rock that started from the underground. and its coarse when its forced to just chill in the crust! i got the gift of gabbro, turn my haters to dust! and if i had to choose either diorite, andesite on one? ill never die, spit fire like fighters in the second world war, getting higher off the fire off the volcano core! lava cools down faster when its extrusive. hear that laughter? thats cuz you blew it. vesicular: you can see through it, felt sick to your stomach, you spew-intrusive igneous beneath the surface of the earth. intuitively loses heat in service of the birth. of plutonic rock like the greek god of hell. blew off the top like when pompeii fell! too hot to stop as my confidence swells, shoes gotta drop like theyre nikes on sale! got obsidian lines so sharp you cant touch it! im the dark crystal, the rest of yall muppets! if youre being pragmatic you can call me magmatic, set the block off in a panic, survivors up in the attic. who have had it up to here with my pyroclastic flow! take their house out from underthem like bank foreclo-sure, it might not be too easy to see it, earths crusts 90 percent igneous, worked up from the ground undefeated, blew up left nobody else breathin.

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being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!

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@adiosToreador[AT]

tHIS IS, sO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

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thats why i make it my goal to be neither thing

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reallll... (#><)

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blehh!! nice try, i know you can be nice sometimes !!!

yeah !! its important to be kind but not let people walk all over you either.

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youre betraying me by saying this publicly cmon

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eeek!! sorry, ill keep your niceness a secret. hehe.

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thanks appreciate it

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bored !!! you ever do your hobbies so much that you get sick of them?

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Sometimes I get a little bored of the traps but then I invent a new, even cooler trap and I'm like "Holy shit I'm the best to ever do it"

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hm.. maybe i should try traps..!!

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need to wash my dishes but i got derailed taking apart my dishwasher trying to find ways to improve it.. :(((

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Been there before.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

hAHA, tHAT IS A FUN LITTLE, aNECDOTE, jADE, i LIKED THAT!

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thank you tavros.

raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!

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girliepop imm a fellow cannid annd evenn i wouldnnt do that to mmyself

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you got that dog in you (figurative) (literal)

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i liked them even before being a dog.....

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woof woof !!

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They're technically "cooked" at room temperature, aren't they? I suppose there's little difference in barely warming the thing to palatable temperature.

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:( aw man..

exactly !!! they arent bad for you or anything !! and i kinda like the texture !!!!

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Well, I say bully for you. I hope you snuffle a whole pack.

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mmy conndolennces

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:) thank you !!!

i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!

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awooooooooooooo!!!!!

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-_-....

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

What a foul thing to say.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

whaaaaaaat????

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@adiosToreador[AT]

yEAH, jOHN HUMAN REALLY IS, fOOLISH, mWAHA,,, aWAWAWA, tHAT IS, mY ANIMAL SOUND, fOR THIS POST,

hes not foolish i think he is just being silly :p

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@adiosToreador[AT]

i THINK, hE IS FOOLISH,

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blehhh!!!! rude !

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i swear ~n me life this is true. l~~k it up y~urself if y~u d~n't believe me.

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i d~ n~t appreciate this attack ~n me reputati~n, thank y~u very much.

im so tired.. blargh!!

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I GOT A BLANKET

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@territorialTantalization[TT]

thenSleep.

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

But ye cannae sleep for th'storm'll getchye. I read this Troll Aesop's Tale.

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hehe. yay!!! :)

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but...but..!!

exactly!! whatever that means.

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'Do notBel'eve 't|s tooHard toJust startResp'te.

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E\/\/ery time ye fall asleep, ye imagine dro\/\/\/\/nin'. So ye stay up. But that makes ye more tired. A storm gathers round \/\/\/\/hilst ye sail. Y'be unsure if it is an imagined storm or reality as yer forcefully lulled t'sleep. It has an excellent reimaginin' in the form of a musical. I recommend it.

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i know i can post #nsfw but it is still intimidating lol... what if like, my brother sees it??? EEK!

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:o) I do not understand why this would bother you? :o) But regardless. That is what the NSFW tag is for,hm? :o) If you do not wish to see it. You do not see it.

potion seller.. i am going into battle and i need only your strongest potions!!!!

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>who was in the wrong?

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Please alert me if he sells to you. I have been trying to buy his potions for years, but he continues to claim they are too strong for any creature lesser than a dragon.

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< Lm∆øøø, pøtiøn §eller.... I ∆m GøIng InTø B∆TtLe AnD i NeEd OnLy yOuR StRøNgE§T PøtIøN§ }:3 >

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so far no dice.. he keeps saying i cant handle his strongest potions. but i am going into battle so im really pushing!!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

my potions are too strong for you, traveler!

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fighting the allegations to let it be known i can eat chocolate !!!!! just.. in little amounts :(

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hii everyone !!!!! :D

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hi!!!! :D

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@tonyHawk[TH]

Hi jade YEAH!!

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@gardenGamma[GG]

double jade !!!! like a double rainbow but even more special !!!

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@arsenicCatnip[AC]

:33 < Hi! :3

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@tonyHawk[TH]

hi- TONY HAWK????!!!?

hi nepeta :D!!

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

hi!!!! :D i know the other jade already sent this but i cant think of anything else :P

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triple jade !!!!!!!! like a triple rainbow but even more MORE special !!!!

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@tonyHawk[TH]

Yes it's me! YEAH!!

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

my tail is wagging just thinking about it!! :0

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