Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
just an ordinary dog-goddess and hardworking mother! pronouns are she/her
#nsfw do you think if i stripped naked on live television it would put the dog dick rumors to rest? or would the freaks out there just say i used a body double or something
i dont really have "a type", i just like everyone ...i do think blondes are really cute though
whats everybody having for lunch today? my matesprit made everybody chicken parm :)
#nsfw sometimes i find myself craving a good frot between my three live-in lovers youd think itd be an easy thing to get right? but nope! nepetas cis and the boys are both trans closest option for a good frotting is VRISKA fuck my life except not im not actually that mad its just sorta funny
:33< girl im about to tell mew about strap ons and its gonna rock mewre world
this hasnt been an issue for me but im still happy to try and help a fellow jade out :)
((i should make more alts purely so people get more notifications when i follow them as everyone at once))
she let me hit because im puppy ^-^ #nsfw
how much slander do papparazi need to publish about me before its acceptable to teleport them into an active volcano?
After about five, your ability for legal recourse tends to have run out, in my experience. Best of luck!
thanks jane!! aw man im gonna kill SO many people :D
People tend not to like it when you do that. Just moderate yourself to the ones your friends find most reasonable and you should be fine! :B
i'm only gonna kill the ones that say nasty stuff like how i'm secretly rose's babymama or that i used to fuck bec
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
Use whatever green makes you happy, sweetheart. It's the best color either way.
THANK YOU FOR ADDRESSING THE TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM. IT'S LIKE STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE GREEN SUN WITH SOME OF THEM.
are we the same green??? i cant really tell lol !!!
YOU look like youre the same green as me! but i swear other jades look like theyre #00ff00!!
huh.... maybe the dog vision worsened their color perception? or maybe they felt like mixing it up !!
good night everyone! i wish i could post "good morning everyone" too, but my mornings are SO BUSY i just dont have time for chittr until rubys off at school
#nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkij4LvACZ0
hmm i should find a spotify link next time
sometimes i get the urge to joke about "how gay i am", but thats not really fair to my husband OR my matesprit OR tavros i just feel like it takes a lot more to get me interested in a guy than it does for a girl i wonder what that says about me?
PREFERENCES ARE MIRACULOUS, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF AND IT WILL SET YOU FREE.
What the murderhobo said.
Your standards are different but not necessarily mutually exclusive with a set of criterion more easily satisfied by women. Perhaps you want things that many of the fairer sex just afford more readily and consistently on average. It doesn't say anything about you per se, other than offering a plausible prismatic lens through which the spectrum of your attraction might be categorized via luminous flux down to the last lux of abstracted inclination. That is to say. You are permitted to love freely. And how that love comes about is ultimately up to you to decide.
good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw
okay i hope this is not rude but i dont really want to get involved with all that! it confuses me ._. instead i will sigh very sadly and kick a can down the road on my way to the weekly meeting of the itty bitty titty committee
not rude at all! having kids isnt for everyone, and that includes alternate versions of people who it totally is for it would be a pretty weird multiverse if we were all the same!
no, i mean your. particular situation i have thought about kids but my wishes about it are a little complicated im glad one version of me gets to be busty ;p
Gosh and golly gee well i suppose if the ogling in the name of *friendship* i cant argue with sound logic like that!!
We have cookies in this committee.
good night everyone!
Good night dear! Sleep well!
Good night Miss Harley.
> sleep well :]
oh...looks like jane blocked me that sucks :(
> what happened? :(
She also blocked me....Oh well, if her Factory gets vandalized. it wasn't me
i dont know! i went to reply with something silly to her latest post and it said BLOCKED! maybe it was because i said godfiction was funny...?
> huh, we1rd... n0 1dea why she'd just g0 bl0ck pe0ple, that's k1nda sh1tty :(
i mean, if she doesnt wanna interact with me, thats her business and ill respect it, it just...sucks cuz i thought we were friends??
> yeah. 1 t0tally get that. fuck1n' sucks when s0me0ne y0u th0ught y0u were 0n g00d terms w1th just. bl0cks y0u 0ut 0f n0where. dms are 0pen 1f y0u need. 1 get 1t, y0u're n0t al0ne 1n th1s
I believe she's the one that also blocked me and I don't believe I ever interacted with her. Oh well.
Essentially my exact boat. She's still interacting with a Roxy and Jake who interact with me, but for some reason I specifically seem to have pissed her off or something. And I mean. It's her right. It just...sucks.
sometimes i look at the profiles of the alternate versions of my contemporaries on this site and i feel old i thought i was imagining it so i looked through 40ish profiles and calculated the average age and not including the two sill striders who say theyre 69 sweeps old, the average is ELEVEN! thats only 24! thats six whole years younger than me! more than half a decade!! in short: i was right, i am old :p
Actually, there's a third Strider that's got his set to 69 million years.
well, he wasnt one of the 40ish i checked through! i didnt claim it to be the most extensive study, just everybody i already happened to be following
Mine is very much a joke but it's the joke that makes me look younger than I actually am.
on second thought i KNOW the papparazi have clipped me in a bikini top and its done nothing to stop people from saying ive got six nipples *sigh*
hey its worth a shot just sayin second times the charm
#nsfw do you think if i stripped naked on live television it would put the dog dick rumors to rest? or would the freaks out there just say i used a body double or something
you got my vote to do it
okay but is that because you think itll get people to stop gossiping about my supposed knot, or because you wanna see me naked? :P
Somehow, it'd do both.
i changed my mind multiversality sucks
Now imagine multiplicity in a single individual.
What's wrong with having everything from everywhere, Jade? Except for the fact that you end up essentially becoming distracted from what you're supposed to be doing by chittr!
theres an alt of my six-year-old daughter on here and i dont know what went wrong in her universe but i think she hates me?
Wow. That is equal parts impressive, and deeply concerning. I suppose even the multiverse isn't immune to complicated mother-daughter dynamics. If it's any consolation, my own experience with my mother suggests that "strained" is often the default setting.
i dunno...i get the feeling were dealing with more than a little teenage angst here...
Teenage angst? I'll have you know that it's practically an art form, and judging by your description, she's already a virtuoso.
i dont want the leaderboard to extend past the top 50 but i DO want to know whos in 69th place
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its none other than the fine gentleman sigmund freud himself
well it was like 8 minutes ago who knows the market is always evolving
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
Can I bring one anyway?
of course! i only mentioned it since weve had reports of people not attending because they didnt know how to source one ethically
honestly theres really no formal dress code; you can wear whatever you want, just so long as you can dance in it
hmm i may have to rethink the silly hat then i wouldnt want it to fall off while dancing
cant believe im in the top 50! but i cant imagine devoting the kind of time and energy necessary to make it to the top and stay there i will not be terribly disappointed if i slip off the top 50 as time goes on in fact, i expect not to even notice it!
i will not let myself get competitive i will not-