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@gardenGnostic

just an ordinary dog-goddess and hardworking mother! pronouns are she/her

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i had a really funny disguise for the masquerade but it ended up being just a little bit too crowded for me to enjoy myself so i ducked out early im wondering if i should share what it was, or if i should save it in case theres another such event

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i genuinely dont think i remember my deadname i think my grampas the only other person who knew it, but hes been dead for ages obviously

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable

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((Whole blocking system seems broken as hell.

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((did you ooc block them or in character?)?

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((OOC))

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

(( The blocking is in mess. It also blocks other characters of the person, if you just block only one character, but I haven't heard about this issue in awhile. Looks like it got fixed. I actually suggest to go to Discord and make thread about it ))

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((OOC blocking blocking all characters is working as intended

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

(( I'm talking about IC blocking that somehow spreads on the other characters. Or maybe I don't understand the blocking system at all. Haven't used it at all, because I don't have anyone to block. Everyone's chill, IC and OOC ways ))

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

((genuine question: do replies need to be tagged, say, #nsfw, or #cagttl, to not show up on people's feeds if they've got the tag blocked, if the original post is already tagged?))

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

i could swear i remember there being a cards against humanity website that gave you a chat function the game feels so cold and lifeless without it!

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ah yeah i think that ones "pretend youre xyzzy" or some shit? lack of chat in a cah game just takes away from the magic of it all

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youre correct, thank you!! ...only, theyve removed the chat function for unfortunate legal reasons :(

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oh hell naw that blows big time

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

i could absolutely have been a k-pop idol you know aside from the fact that im not korean

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youve found me at a very korean point in my life

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iii understand some of those words iii thiiink. and iiive seen some iiidols from other places on the aliiien husktop. they dont seem to get as famous but dont let that stop you

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

today i took my daughter out for a walk in the woods and we got the chickadees to eat seeds out of our hands! #whimsyposting

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oh my GOSH how whimsical!! <3

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that being said, there really is nothing like really fresh meat perks of having a hunter for a matesprit <33

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < mew have a hunter fur a matesprit??? :33 < who's that??

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

its my universes nepeta of course!!

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:33 < ah!!! :33 < then nyes i have no doubt mew are eating well

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

it sucks having a craving for fast food when your matesprits already making dinner :(

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

@tipsyGnostalgic#5410 is a cheeky little liar; my bedframe broke ONCE and it was because it had FOUR PEOPLE on it!!

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four people doing what tho

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

just because we WERE having sex, doesnt mean we were fucking so hard we broke the frame! id had that frame for ten years; it was starting to fall apart in any case!!

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

you fucked three other people on a busted frame knowingly? that sounds like intention. #nsfw

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it wasnt busted! it was just showing its age! and then four EQUALLY RAMBUNCTIOUS lovers happened to be more than it could take! im just saying, the takeaway here is not that i, specifically, went so hard that the bed broke!

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

i mean there's no shame in fuckin hard, jade, but alright. #nsfw

Even if it was more, doesn't that just say you were having more fun? Doesn't sound bad to me~

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

everyones always #boypussy this and #boypussy that, what about #MANpussy??

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:33< also excellent!!!

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:)

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:33< :33

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:D

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

what if i hyphenated my name i mean my husband and i didnt when we got married but what if i added his name and both our matesprits names onto mine? just the longest-ass last name on here

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I on(e hearr/) of a human with 9 names. Orr at least knew herr herritage enough to trra(e ba(k thrrough the last names of herr an(estorrs to severral names.

::WHILE THIS IS AN endearing ::THOUGHT I WOULD advice against ::DOING THAT AS IT CAN BREAK ::MANY digital forms

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

im not thinking about doing it legally! just here on chittr

::I SEE NO HARM IN THAT THEN = : ⟩

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hehehe i think it looks very distinguished!

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thank you!!!

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

im so glad i have a wonderful husband and two beautiful matesprits to look after the kids because the moment dragonball xenoverse 3 comes out im not doing ANYTHING else

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ME except 4 the husband and kids part

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oh trust me when this comes out your ass is GRASS lalonde!! 8D

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

i know i might be setting a bad example for ruby, but i cant help it! as soon as i really get to know and like someone, something switches in my head and i start to crave intimacy with them! i cant think of a single friend that i wouldnt bed in an instant, so long as i knew they were cool with it #nfsw kinda #incest implied if you squint

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same!! its just hard not to get all affectionate...like, why WOULDNT i want to be physical with a friend?

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

with that said, i hope youre all having a very happy #fuckyourfriendsfriday!

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Holy shit that's a thing?

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havent heard that one before :o

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shit i didnt know AboUt this. fuck. i dont hAvE AnythIng prEparEd.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

well the joke is that everybodys posting about #friendshipfriday, and for me, (with a few exceptions), friendship is generally deeply sexual and intimate

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Hell yes that's so amazing for you (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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Only on Fridays? Drats. I may have spread myself wafer thin over nothing. Well. Not over nothing. The surfaces are usually quite pliable, actually.

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i am open every day of every week.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

im always a little hesitant to post horny on here, just because ive got a mostly unearned reputation on my earth c as some kind of sex predator and i really dont want to feed the rumors but then again, how many earth c papparazos are likely to be on here?

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i just wanna be nice to the people i care about.... why does this happen to versions of me :(

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what??? jade why on earth would people say that :(

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so i think it started back when i was dating civilians, the rate at which i was going from partner to partner got a little exaggerated, the term "pump and dump" got thrown around at least once and then a couple of my exes got pregnant and there was some confusion over whether i was responsible or not, and honestly even as i say it all, i dont know why it got so bad :(

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oh NO :( how awful! the more i hear about how papparazi act, the less i want anything to do with them

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yall ever just sit around like this? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3c77b151372.png

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yeah :B

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Those look so very comfy to lay a head on.

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im told they are!

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✅ i'm flat as hell th⸳ugh... nice spheres. 🤟

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yknow i was a little torn about looking at posts from a milf version of me but that was silly of me ;)

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#trainercard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2ae2fcdda42.png

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i…think…you…need…more…than…one…pokemon…?

[[OOC: made me laugh verbally this is peak]]

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for competitive play, absolutely! but if i was a real life pokemon trainer, i believe my life experience would translate to being a weird hermit with an inexplicable legendary

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i think its really neat seeing the kids i had in other universes on here! seeing alternate versions of my ruby is kind of freaky though..like, shes six, she shouldnt be on here! :p

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hi crow!

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how are you ive been like wondering how youre doing hahaha

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im doing great!! got real busy yesterday with the big easter egg hunt, kind of taking today off as much as i can

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oooh that sounds like a lot glad your taking some time to yourself

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yeah! how about you, hows things in crow town?

i kissed a purple blood last night

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did you like it?

yea but it was like gamzee i kissed gamzee is that bad

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

um...i dont know i think it really depends on the universe like if he was all funny and dopey i think its okay but you really shouldnt make out with the murdery ones ...not that im one to talk i guess

Thanks, alternate mom. #incest