Jade Harley-Strider-Vantas-Leijon
@gardenGnostic
just an ordinary dog-goddess and hardworking mother! pronouns are she/her
(( im not a pit sniffer but guard would be. she won't talk about it because it turns me off but she likes peoples scents and that includes pits )) #nsfw
(("my character would be into this but im not" is such a mood))
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
hehehe this is me and rose sometimes <3
Being psychic is cool an all....but it also means your Prone to fucking Agonizing Headaches....
where the heck did you get psychic powers??
Born with it....as well as a lot of other things i sorta inherited "From the Stars"
huh! ...i wonder if rubys got any psychic powers and i havent noticed yet...
probably! i mean it sorta has to be triggered by something Eventful like Trauma and a Strong instinct of Fight instead of Flight. if ruby is seen randomly lighting things on fire or like freezing them solid, thats also a big sign
nothing like that so far, but shes young and thankfully free from trauma so far! ill keep a close eye on her once puberty starts though
imagine if i took my girlfriends' names and all my posts were as "june egbert-pyrope-serket". crazy.
i think itd be cute!
anonymosu messages snanomyous shmessage if u wanna say smthn 2 me, say it 2 me face 2 face
youre adorable! <3
puppyboys and girls come to me to get your extremely accurate you as a dog!
BARK
you are so many things!!! sooooo! a mix of white shepherd!! whippet!! crab-eating fox!! and basenji!!!!!
oh that is delightful! hehehehe of course im a mutt though :p
iii wonder what iii would look liiike as a woman
only one way to find out!
BARK!
:33 < i can't believe how much some of you have changed! or are you different timelines? :??
im from the timeline where im a milf! :D
its nothing to be concerned about! just means im married to an alternate you! well, not married exactly, but weve been matesprits for over a decade and were helping raise each others kids so yknow basically married from a human point of view
So hungry, wha^'s 3v3ryon3 3a^ing ^onigh^???
fresh home-cooked venison with imitation grubsauce and a blend of spices, with sides of crispy roast potatoes and carrots!
it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable
((did you ooc block them or in character?)?
((OOC))
whatever fuck those guys surgery is in 5 hours im so fucking hyped
what surgery are you getting?
ooooh congrats!!!
For Ages I Actually Thought Those Meows And Barks Actually Meant Something And It Was All Just Noises
im so sorry kanaya! :(
Im Gonna Have The Need To Eventually Learn The Universal Jades Language I Suppose Those Barks Must Have A Meaning
nope! anyone who tells you the barks mean anything is having a laugh at your expense theyre just noises!
k next time i host cah i think ill use the cutstom deck with the og deck instead of the expansion decks idk if ppl like the expansions as much but the custom chittr deck is a must
i didnt have any problem with the expansions, but CAH just doesnt feel the same without being able to chat alongside the game!