Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
just an ordinary dog-goddess and hardworking mother! pronouns are she/her
conc)(siderin doin more fucked up science on mys)(ellf, any ideas as ta fun features to look into?
obligatory tail suggestionn unnless you've already donne that. thenn i'mm out of ideas
i was just suggesting it if you did want a tail! personally i have no dog in this race except i think having a tail is fun
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sometimes i do this to people i really dont like just shrink them an inch or two
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
where, oh, where have all the good men gone?
the feed seems to be in a mood so lets play a game! 0v0 reply to the person above you in the thread below if you would or wouldnt pail them! that means im first no pressure haha!
i dont really have "a type", i just like everyone ...i do think blondes are really cute though
// MY PERIOD POSTING AS KARKAT HAS LED TO PPL THINKING KARKAT IS PREGNANT LMAOOOOOO
surely, if karkat was pregnant, he WOULDN'T be having period cramps??
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
yall posting titties and dick on the timeline??? #nsfw
sometimes!
dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))
VERY regal!! swoooon
D --> Comment on this post and I will provide you with a song I think suits you #equiustunes
lol this sounds like something youd hear in fallout! ...which i guess is not inappropriate!
the results of the #wizardtournament semifinals are in! merlin beats out software wizard 5:2 and gandalf holds a landslide victory over felix 11:2! can he keep the momentum going? vote below to decide who will be the true champion of the #wizard tournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_215333745.png
go gandalf go gandalf go!
round two of the semifinals! titties or kitties? its gandalf the gray versus felixarius the wizard-cat. please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg> <https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg>
Apparently my entire existence needs to be tagged on this hellsite. Joy. At least the typing quirk thing makes that easy. #incest
~hovv many birth defects do you have
are you an ecto-baby, or did one of your parents actually have the equipment to carry you?
Some of you have never had your Dad Try teaching and Instilling Ancient Samurai code into you as a toddler while your mom Shouts "OH MY GOD DAVE HE'S SLIPPING!!!" and "DAVE I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU LOSE OUR KID WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE" and it shows
No, I can't say I have. I had mom involuntarily barking because one of dad's terrible movies had a doorbell sound in it. #incest
did you kids not inherit the urge to bark sometimes?? i know ruby did...
round one of the semifinals! merlin versus the software wizard! vote below. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbqAs0QWAAYad9W.jpg>
install wizard!!
round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg
i normally try to pick dogs in any cat vs dog debate, but i'm sorry snorticus, i GOTTA go with felix!!
any additional votes for #wizardtournament round 3 before i call it?
i have no dog in this particular race