♦ pitied by @gardenGnostic
No, I can't say I have. I had mom involuntarily barking because one of dad's terrible movies had a doorbell sound in it. #incest
Some of you have never had your Dad Try teaching and Instilling Ancient Samurai code into you as a toddler while your mom Shouts "OH MY GOD DAVE HE'S SLIPPING!!!" and "DAVE I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU LOSE OUR KID WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE" and it shows
Your name is JUDD HARLEY-EGBERT. Yes, that combination of names does mean what you think it does. You are REALLY FUCKING TIRED of answering questions about your parentage. In fact, you are REALLY FUCKING TIRED in general. Your hobbies include SLEEPING among a pile of your HANDCRAFTED PLUSHIES. Several of them have been pulled apart and sewn together in strange forms, creating TWISTED IRONIC MOCKERIES of the SQUIDDLES you fell asleep to as a child. Most of them look like PERFECTLY NORMAL SQUIDDLES. When you are not asleep or sewing, you are often HARANGUED CEASELESSLY by your family and friends. To deter them, you have ironically enlisted your sister's aid to make an AUTONOMOUS DEFENSIVE TURRET aimed directly at your door. It detects anyone walking through and fires a barrage of NERF DARTS to annoy them away. You pride yourself on the poetic justice of this creative solution. Unfortunately, it is currently glitching, and cannot discern someone entering from someone leaving. You are TRAPPED IN YOUR ROOM until it runs out of ammo. Normally, this would be fine, but you have a very important meeting at the local cafe. You really want to impress your cool new hipster friends with your POIGNANT SLAM POETRY. You must escape somehow! What will you do? #incest
Apparently my entire existence needs to be tagged on this hellsite. Joy. At least the typing quirk thing makes that easy. #incest
why does everyone want to #forcefem me this keeps happening for some reason
:33 < Couldn't get a single one *sighs deeply*
do you ever feel like maybe you never belonged? like you were placed artificially into something where you don't belong?
I miss my Rose.. and my John and Jade....
normaLize having the same Last name as some famous Person without being LiteraLLy their descendant. there's LiteraLLy Less than Like a biLLion PossibLe six-Letter names!! obviousLy there wiLL be a few "serkets" around at any given Point, it's just math!! it doesn't mean anything!!!!!!!!
Motherhood is quite challenging. Children question everything. Where do grubs come from? Why is the sky blue? Why can't I tell my friends who my parents are? It never ends, the stream of backtalk would make a sober woman drink.
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
I don't think you'll want her to know.
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