David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
HAS BEEN CHANGED LMFAOOOOO makw sure its something he'll never get like girls
They took him out back and shot him.
awww, feel better, uncle dave!!!
Big fan of your work mr strider! I sincerely hope you and your sweetheart recover swiftly from this abhorrent affair!
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Probably for the best.
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
For the love of god, please stop posting.
Eh. I've seen better.
a nyway im fine aint like thrs shit to be ashamed about oh big fuckin whoop two whole ass adults took a walk togethr yall aint shit keep garglin my nuts for your measly paychecks yall aint got shit onme hah yeah you need me so bad nobody gives a crap about any of your trash until th e exact secnd im in the mood for a bump yo its pathetic @tmzOfficial #substance
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
I would like to make my stance on this topic extremely clear. I hold Miss Rose Lalonde and all of her variants in extremely high regard. I believe my esteemed cabinet, which I personally asked two of her alternate selves to be members of, speaks for itself in that regard. Miss Rose Lalonde is an extremely intelligent and capable individual. She is also an adult. Mr. Strider’s celebrity status comes with its own unique set of circumstances (and team of lawyers). I strongly advise leaving Miss Lalonde out of these slanderous posts.
Thank you for your support, Mr. President.
Who is slandering me, and as a result, New York?
That would be Harold, over at @tmzOfficial
Sorry, Harold. You brought this upon yourself.
Thank you for your support, Mr. President. It's truly a blessing in such a difficult time. I don't understand why simply being involved with someone "famous" opens me to such attacks.
Harold has invoked the ire of the Nemesisters.
ooooh are we hexing? i guess i should stick up for my sister in her time of need, not that i know what having a sister is like, ehehehe im gonna put all my spite and pain into this one! >:D
Utterly despicable to me how quickly people forget that celebrities are frigging PEOPLE!! With feelings and livelihoods and reputations that dont deserve to be tarnished for momentary entertainment!!! Boo on you @tmzOfficial !!! BOO!!!!!!
BE NICE TO US WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
We ❤️ our haters! Don't they say all publicity is good publicity? 🤔
Bully to your feelings! Your entire business thrives on public humiliation and exploitation!!!! That doesnt deserve a dirt encrusted speck of respect in my eyes!
Take back that blasted ❤️ right this second!!! You damn well know thats just a justification to be a cruel BITCH!
We only report on public information. Maybe they shouldn't have walked around in broad view of our cameras!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
This is harassment. #IAlsoHaveATrustFund #NotWithHimForTheMoney
Oh no!
what the FUCK
yeah yeah im working on it its just a little hard with half the planet buzzing in my fucking ear hold on
how can you go home and look at yourselves in the mirror after stirring up toxicity like this!!
Couldnt have said it better myself! Egads! This is positively bestial! Shame on you all!
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
#PRManagement Mr. Strider, please, we've been over this! Where are you?
#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm
please dont do that rose!! im sure it will all be okay in no time 🫂
Harold, don’t make me call your mother. I know you’re just an intern, but I cannot overlook your blatant misogyny.
please dont call my mom they finally started paying me i need this job
Then I suggest getting your act together and cease this slandering of Miss Lalonde at once.
In that case, perhaps all of your mothers will be receiving a call.
Do not force me to ask a favor of @titularTerror. I believe the Lalondes tend to stick together.
Hello ! This is #PRManagement for #DStriderEntertainment ! We are deeply sorry for the previous handful of messages. As much as we'd like to pay respect to the unfiltered communication between David and the #SBaHJ fanbase, we are temporarily suspending interactions with this account on account of his faltering mental health. Please redirect all DMs and interview requests to dstriderentertainment@business.com Thank you !
(P.S. If anyone can account for his whereabouts, please call us at --------)
Don't worry, @transcendGodhood #DStrider! We totally believe that you're a loyal man! What a lucky gal this Rose girl is 😬😬 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/x18wJdBY/656A617A-A6C6-4B9A-A2DE-7539B00BD336.jpg #Incest #AgainOnlyBecauseOurLawyersSaySo #DoesNotApply
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
yeah im fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine yeah
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
I don't think, judging by your posts, we're allowed to give you controlled substances.
I would recommend against a Xanax and over complicating the situation. Miss Lalonde is a lovely, intelligent woman. As the youths now say, “lock in.”
fuck off psychiatrists love me and absolutely want me to have as many controlled substances as physically fucking possible fuck you
aiight well thats a direct order from the b man so i cant exactly say no to that
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
maybe if you had any hobbies outside of character assassination youd know that im a staunch #feminist hellbent on defending any college girl regardless of our dating status which is always nonexistent by the way because this is bullshit and youre all full of donkey crap
what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)
(You snuck out of rehab. You are shooting out of your league here, Strider.)
I don't know. Maybe not promise that I wouldn't end up blasted on TMZ? #ALiteralQuoteFromYou
(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)
ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said
mr president could you please deliver tmz a message for me? tell them i said "leave them alone you vultures!!!!"
never any real need for a hooker with the way the paparazzi be constantly riding your dick #nsfw
Okay I’ll give you that, that one was quite amusing.
im hanging this on my wall to look at during my darkest nights thank you sir
Just now following me, Mr. Strider? You hurt my feelings so.
this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
It’s all in jest, Mr. Strider. I expect no following from my dear constituents—it is merely a privilege I am honored to receive.
How flattering.
We want to congratulate #DStri @transcendGodhood on "completing" his latest rehab stint! We have a VERY SPECIAL post planned for him! #WatchOut
jesus christ can you losers give me a break for once
also youre obviously off your game this aint even hot news when i escaped i mean totally graduated like 12 hours ago
nah if my dinner aint delivered on a platter balanced atop a plump pair of bootycheeks that shit dont even taste right #nsfw
is that an actual thing you do? :o
fucked up when youre craving the finest caviar but also a goddamned poptart at the same time
put the caviar on the poptart boom two birds one stone
i invented that combo motherfucker
sighhh i tried to offer a solution man
hell yeah
mass producing sweet bombs and hella projefftiles as we speak https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e90c7684e00.png
gonna get the troll population to dance for my amusement for else
