David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i have liek ALL of ur albums bbygrl (humie miku but da point is ily)
ᯓ𝄞 Awww, thank you! Now you have the opportunity to get them in Alternian too! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
I GuESS. THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE. uNFuNRAISERS. WHERE YOu ASK FOR MONEY. RIGHT? WHATEVER. BEING SuCH A CONSIDERABLE. TAKER OF NAMES. AND KICKER OF ASSES. YOu CAN IMAGINE THE CORPSES I CREATE. OFTEN DROP. FAT FuCKING WADS OF CASH. AND CONSIDERABLE COINAGE. SO LONG AS YOu KEEP MAKING MuSIC. PERHAPS A CONSIDERBLE DONATION CAN BE MADE. IN RECOGNITION OF MY FABuLOuS WEALTH. AND IN MY NAME? SIGNED BY MIKu. OF COuRSE. NOT THAT SuCH A THING MATTERS TO ME. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. JOIN IN MY CHERuBIC GLOAT. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 TROLL HATSUNE 𝓂IKU I LOVE YOUUU AND I LOVE TROLL ♫ KAGA𝓂INE LEN ♫ 𝄰tTDOV 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
ᯓ𝄞 Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo! If you want to donate some money, I would suggest Mermaids! They help young wrigglers and their lusii with anything they may need :). https://mermaidsuk.org.uk/?form=donate ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
so ZAIRe are 'uman 'ig'bloods and just as annoyEEN as Ze troll vAIRsion 'ow considAIRate to keep some ZEENs consEEStent
oh you are not calling me annoying while talkin like youve been deepthroating baguettes all night and day sacre fuckin bleu are you seriously goddamn troll french
i dont know w'at frenc' EES but yes i type p'onetically to propAIRly represent Ze accent of my roots in Ze wine country w'at of it
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
iii might need to consult with a fashion expert i know before i submit for this but it'd be so fun!
Let me know if you need suggestions. I hope to see you there, Jinx.
Would it be excessive? Obscenely so. Would it be called for? Objectively so. I would be more inclined to hasten my efforts to don this garb in earnest if I could persuade, by force or by spell, other friends to don the remainder of the Gatewatch's numbers...but it's almost more entertaining if I were the only one sporting an esoteric and obscurely donned set of necromantic digs. https://i.imgur.com/BufMH7a.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4c2b63b5039.png pullin up in one of these what else
No photo for you.
https://i.postimg.cc/sgNnbchW/IMG-6018.jpg I would be delighted to attend. You are an inspirational author. #Unbiased
so this is how you treat your first and most loyal fan fucked up
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http2://cdn.imgche2t.com/file2/3474fe65c55d.jpg Only the be2t. #CofLGala
https://i.etsystatic.com/62833947/c/1024/1024/0/0/il/aeee48/7657512986/il_800x800.7657512986_ncvp.jpg I pray something like this isnt too garish... but i like to think its at least somewhat befitting of the #cofl aesthetic!! #coflgala
Ok this one is awesome.
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
[[ actually out touchin grass today, will pop in and out dparingly to try and catch up on notifs mwah ]]
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
nah she loves it dont worry about it shes a glutton and im a saint for wanting to provide more meals for the buffet
Of course, something I could very well dominate. Bind, and gag. Perhaps even choke out.
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name
It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!
Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.
thats not rose lalonde thats ellen degeneres i know those eyes on any we8site
@cotlLawyer WAKE UP
Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
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#trouble #fuckkkk
You’re trembling, I see. But there’s no need—I just wanted specify I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby. #substances #subjectivity #glasshalfempty #becauseIdrankit
#sigh #youreright lets throw some #gin back like our #bitchmom always would
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
No!!
what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
JESUS CHRIST RECHITTED???????????????
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
OR AN AVERAGE SCOOP
aiight we poppin an addy and were locking in nobody @ me (pls @ me) (love me) #substance
you are capable, you are strong, you are cared for. fear not, dear one. my feelings for you are warm + gentle. (:^
@transcendGodhood @-ing you
whoa tell me why that made me weak in the knees
kindness can be a rarity in one's life. i hope that is not the case for you, dear one.
how dare you not respect my boundaries da fuq (yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaaay)
You know me, I'm a boundary-pusher. I /could/ push more if you were so inclined.
heh i mean nah im drowning with adoring bitches who definitely love me for me and not for the ego inflated persona i project to a greedy and insatiable parasocial society but yeah this is still cool
such success is attributable to your wit + charisma. there is no doubt about that. but in the quiet moment between performances, i hope that you take good care of my dear one. that means allowing kindness in these little pockets of genuine interactions. you can do it. i know you can.
dont do this to me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5478b6405b54.png
my street cred 💔
knowin clowns da wave i know clowns i have an eelin you mighta done somefin wit dat clown #nsfw
the only thing im doin with clowns is impalin them with my long hot hard throbbing katana #nsfw
absolutely disgustin imagery boat cant say i cod ever expect betta from tha likes a you #nsfw
yeah thats right baby thats that academy award for best screenplay for 9 years runnin talkin
i didnt fuck that clown i didnt cum on that clown i didnt put my dick anywhere near that clown ive never done anything weird with clowns i promised myself i wasnt going to make another fucking apology video after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and goddamn honest with this as possible (1/357645693563545634576345) #nsfw
its ok 2 fuck clowns. 2 honk the honkers. 2 get in tht big top... or ig tht big bottom lol
;o)
sounds like you did dat
and we live https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
You wouldn't know a nice dick if it smacked you in the face. Which I'm sure it has.
fucked up that youre bringin that goddamn bazooka into a sword fight but fuck it im still down to fence prepare to be blinded from the unrepentant beauty of my goddamn johnson
AINT MY FAULT I BEEN BLESSED BY THE MESSIAHS. ill motherfuckin fence bulges with you. #nsfw #frot (?)
you fuckin bashing my taste in dicks, bro? you sayin i aint a goddamned connoisseur of cocks, man? a daily buffet of meaty shafts at my disposal and you think there aint a single one of them at fuckin 5 star quality?????? now youve gone too far #nsfw
I ain't doubting that you do, I know that much for a fact. I'm saying you can't tell the difference. The dickference, even. #Nsfw #Lol
[They then proceeded to have the best frot-off in the history of paradox space.] #nsfw
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
Do you have a palmhusk or equivalent? Do you have massage oil nearby? You're still invited to join.
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
correct as usual!
waow sounds gr8
#whatdatmean
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
u shud post a tiddy pic 2 celebrate #nsfw even tho u hav man tiddies so it barely evn counts
you take that back each one of my areolas have a net worth higher than the cost it takes to power europe
oh my bad didnt reelize u had nips made of solid diamond or smth damn (u shud still post a tiddy pic tho)
damn right i do and ill post em later just to prove it #foraprice
*slides u the exact same $1k u gave me yesterday* it pays well 2 b a hot oldr man on the internets
damn we gon be juggling the same thou back and forth like a couple of overworked circus clowns huh you got it babe
Wonderful. 1. Why isn't this up to your usual level of SBaHJifcation? 2. Why are you pulling a Kermit?
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
fucking knew it, bro be implementing the first steps to the purge.
This is not “The Purge,” as this has strict limitations and guidelines outlined. I clearly state the customer must be disrespectful; if you are respectful to service workers, this policy will have no effect on you.
good policy. sometimes i ask if i can have a little extra sauce on my burger and i think they should be able to kill me for asking
nah man that's all mambo jumbo and then next thing we know you're saying purging is the answer to end all aggression. SLIPPERY SLOPE MAN. THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T BE TRUSTED. #burnitdown
I will never state that “Purging” is the answer to any problem, especially aggression.
yet here you are allowing the citizens to freely murder one person a year. over aggression.
Thank you very much Mr. President. u-(ง'̀-'́)ง-u
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
The fact that you're asking this means you /definitely/ did some heinous shit.
I have extremely dire news for you, Strider.
Dont listen to all the haters dude I was there recording you live you were absolutely badass sexy and defintely didnt do a single thing to shame generations of you blood. Take it from one D shaped Dave to another.