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Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
Nor do most of us want you to post about it.
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name
It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!
Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.
thats not rose lalonde thats ellen degeneres i know those eyes on any we8site
@cotlLawyer WAKE UP
Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
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#trouble #fuckkkk
You’re trembling, I see. But there’s no need—I just wanted specify I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby. #substances #subjectivity #glasshalfempty #becauseIdrankit
#sigh #youreright lets throw some #gin back like our #bitchmom always would
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
No!!
what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles
We think today is THE DAY! We have an inside scoop... you all are horrible gossip hounds... Match made in heaven!❤️❤️ But is the couple we're going to reveal just as perfect for each other?🤔🤔 Or maybe you'll all be as shocked as we were! Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out! 😳😳
@trolladamSandler Speaks out on the #CullSmith situation- "He shouldn't be invited back to the show in the future.". Hollywood is making its stance!
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
@centaursTesticle You didnt tell me you were kin to a trolly wood legend...
D --> I do not think he could have taken it on the chin so dutifully otherwise though I doubt the genetic relation is too close
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
fucking incredible
Gag.
Love wins! ❤️
i stay thriving
i always knew they were fucking in meet the fockers #nsfw
Well, at least they can be open in this timeline.
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
can i know please! is it two boys
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!
the scandal of it all! PETA really needs to step in.
> y'all are N0T g1v1ng th1s guy a break g0ddamn
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
did do this at one point can confirm but not me
no way yall are believing this ai generated bullshit i dont even like m&ms #TMZareHACKS
@transcendGodhood did you leak our messages??
We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫
leave us i mean him alone dude jesus dont you have anything real to report on
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
what so is it weird to kiss a half bird on the mouth like really guys come on its not that weird haha (is it?)
This is bad, bad press. #PETAisafteryou #Ihithim
im missing feathers to prove it
I'm preening you. I'm plucking your pin feathers, lovingly. #BackoffPETA
thank you i needed this #birdthings
Quoting you: I bet it feels good as fuck to get your pin feathers preened.
fucking exactly
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
this wench got her security guard to beat the shit out of karkat. #trollpellroanisaflop
Trollpel Roan seen beating young fan to death. Is it a case of boundary establishment or needless kulling? Watch the clip!
unbbelievabble that a rustie would bbe allowed to get away with this ≈:o/ bbut i do actually approve
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
Let a man loose on the streets once, and the paparazzi will find him.
A mess.
and ill do it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and
Today on @TMZLIVE more legal trouble for #DStrider . You can party TOO hard! Details when you tune in at 10:30 EST.
how many times do i have to sue your asses for slander until you stay the fuck down
