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It's been two days of radio silence from Hollywood's bad boy @transcendGodhood #DStrider following his internet #Meltdown! We wish him all the best 🙏❤️😇 https://i.postimg.cc/FK9Q3GXW/IMG-6516.jpg
a nyway im fine aint like thrs shit to be ashamed about oh big fuckin whoop two whole ass adults took a walk togethr yall aint shit keep garglin my nuts for your measly paychecks yall aint got shit onme hah yeah you need me so bad nobody gives a crap about any of your trash until th e exact secnd im in the mood for a bump yo its pathetic @tmzOfficial #substance
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
Happy to see us back? We almost got drama withdrawals!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
This is harassment. #IAlsoHaveATrustFund #NotWithHimForTheMoney
Oh no!
what the FUCK
yeah yeah im working on it its just a little hard with half the planet buzzing in my fucking ear hold on
how can you go home and look at yourselves in the mirror after stirring up toxicity like this!!
Couldnt have said it better myself! Egads! This is positively bestial! Shame on you all!
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
Don't worry, @transcendGodhood #DStrider! We totally believe that you're a loyal man! What a lucky gal this Rose girl is 😬😬 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/x18wJdBY/656A617A-A6C6-4B9A-A2DE-7539B00BD336.jpg #Incest #AgainOnlyBecauseOurLawyersSaySo #DoesNotApply
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
maybe if you had any hobbies outside of character assassination youd know that im a staunch #feminist hellbent on defending any college girl regardless of our dating status which is always nonexistent by the way because this is bullshit and youre all full of donkey crap
what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)
(You snuck out of rehab. You are shooting out of your league here, Strider.)
I don't know. Maybe not promise that I wouldn't end up blasted on TMZ? #ALiteralQuoteFromYou
(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)
ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said
mr president could you please deliver tmz a message for me? tell them i said "leave them alone you vultures!!!!"
We know, we know... We've teased and you've waited... But we think TODAY IS THE DAY for our newest #RelationshipReveal! ❤️❤️ Our last reveal was sweet (Sorry Ben Culler and Trollen Wilson😘😍) ... But will this one be Sour? Out with the old news and in with the DRAMA! #DramaAlert
We want to congratulate #DStri @transcendGodhood on "completing" his latest rehab stint! We have a VERY SPECIAL post planned for him! #WatchOut
jesus christ can you losers give me a break for once
also youre obviously off your game this aint even hot news when i escaped i mean totally graduated like 12 hours ago
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
Nor do most of us want you to post about it.
THE CHITT THAT SAVED CHITTR.
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name
It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!
Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.
thats not rose lalonde thats ellen degeneres i know those eyes on any we8site
@cotlLawyer WAKE UP
Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
#trouble #fuckkkk
You’re trembling, I see. But there’s no need—I just wanted specify I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby. #substances #subjectivity #glasshalfempty #becauseIdrankit
#sigh #youreright lets throw some #gin back like our #bitchmom always would
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
No!!
what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles
We think today is THE DAY! We have an inside scoop... you all are horrible gossip hounds... Match made in heaven!❤️❤️ But is the couple we're going to reveal just as perfect for each other?🤔🤔 Or maybe you'll all be as shocked as we were! Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out! 😳😳
@trolladamSandler Speaks out on the #CullSmith situation- "He shouldn't be invited back to the show in the future.". Hollywood is making its stance!
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
@centaursTesticle You didnt tell me you were kin to a trolly wood legend...
D --> I do not think he could have taken it on the chin so dutifully otherwise though I doubt the genetic relation is too close
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
Ex-fucking-zcuze me?
whatever th⚘s means
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
fucking incredible
Gag.
Love wins! ❤️
i stay thriving
i always knew they were fucking in meet the fockers #nsfw
Well, at least they can be open in this timeline.
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
can i know please! is it two boys