The Fantastic, Beautiful, Elegant King of All Cosmos✨
@kingCosmos
If any strange, wannabe kitty-kitties are going around spouting and bragging that they called Us here... Don't believe it, pretty-please. We were always inevitable. You're welcome💖
Care to slow your rolls for a second with the posting? Just a few minutes, We've got some fixing-up to do with the sky. Can't be there and here, you understand. You get it, you're smart. We know that.
Oh my god. Omg. My god. It's the Guy.
Oh! Well, that explains it... But who isn't a Fan of Us? You're not telling Us anything We don't know, you know. You're W❤️E❤️L❤️C❤️O❤️M❤️E❤️, all the same. What would We be without Our Fans? ❤️
Don't listen to the notifs. We aren't a troll. We don't do any trolling, We're fully, genuinely, sexily US. What a goofy accusation for the website to make...Troll...
Not to be mean, but some of you look uber weird. Just saying... Trim your Tawaras a bit, or try a new style. You see what We do with Ours? You don't HAVE to stick by that candy-corn look... It's a little out of season. Try an Easter theme if you really, really need to be festive.
St. Patties?.. Just left town, but We wouldn't blame you for waiting till the end of the month to change styles. Any longer than that, though? Someone's looking lazy. Or out of touch.
What if its lets say biologically impossible to not be a leprechaun?
Bhuel ansin! Sounds like St. Patties is a full time dealio for you, then. That's totally different, Lucky. Worry less on the decor, and more on keeping an eye on that pot of gold! Or don't, We're not your Papa. Just don't come crying to Us if somebody stops by and "borrows" a coin or two. That's not Our wheelhouse.
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.