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"He is absolutely swagless but he's important for the ecosystem." [ AU Grind Fiction inspired Dirk | Sometimes Headmate | RP Friendly | NSFW warning | DMs wide open ]

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Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!

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Iced london fog tastes like the ambient air around fruit loops cereal.

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Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.

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Did you pack sunblock?

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u can bl0ck +he sun????

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Of course. I'm not trying to end up looking like a tomato.

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You can certainly try.

+ha+ s0unds s0 0p ✨Ô0Ô

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Us humans need to use a lotion that dampens the adverse effects of sunlight on our skin. In the particular case of those of us who have lighter skin, the consequence of being exposed to the sun for an extended period of time (such as, when one goes to the beach) means extensive reddening of the skin, which can be quite painful.

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u guys r s0 +uff 2 n0+ +urn 2 a +0+al crisp!!

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Quite the contrary, it is because we aren't that tough that we need to use sunblock.

it'$ bbag 0r die

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Tyler The Creator - NEW MAGIC WAND #music

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Currently playing: Childish Gambino - Heartbeat. #music

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fartbeat

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Thank you Roxy, very cool.

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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LhOjN4t0YsY&si=2ewcvxlwop6qAOlq

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I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.

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"= agree. ="

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Hello internet.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

<3

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wwelcome tto ttroll ttheory~<

hello orannge guy inn mmy palmmhusk

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Hey mutt guy.

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OA SQVZO :o)

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Woah. That is one hell of a quirk. Hey there.

QQI JQS UKKNZATRAV EN LNAWJAUIRZS :o)

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Well, I can't understand it without pressing the "hide quirk" button, but yes. I can decipher what you're saying.

AUZV :QO

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Welcome to Chittr, if nobody has said so already.

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Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!

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(( System with Dirk active on the Dirk account handshake. AU sounds like a goddamn banger. 10/10 no notes. ))

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((Fuck yeah brother))

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I hope all the Lalondes and all the catgirls are having a fantastic morning. Everyone else... I tolerate your presence.

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Thank you so so so so so so so so much pops! My morning was delightful I ate a mouse and then threw up.

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Love that for you.

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I'm awake.

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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zqy86rI2hX8&si=AlNFMQS4WVMovVXm #music

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Everybody still alive out there?

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let me check. scientifically? no. emotionally? probably not. legally? ...debatably? physically? yeah, i think so? unless i died earlier without noticing it. that would be inconvenient.

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yea its sorta endless over here

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always!

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Always a pleasure to see you, Clover.

🐝 mY OPS (OPERATING SYSTEM) TRIED TO KILL ME, THAT SH[$!#%]T AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN =============================== ᴏƦᴅᴇƦ ɴᴏᴡ! TheWackyWatch.com 1-800-40📄︎-📫︎⌛︎🖰︎✆︎ ONLY 19.99 ᵉˣᶜˡᵘˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵗᵛ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳ *ᵖˡᵘˢ ˢ&ʰ ₃₀₋𝒹ₐᵧ ₘₒₙₑᵧ ᵦₐ𝒸ₖ 𝓰ᵤₐᵣₐₙₜₑₑᵎ ⌚🌟 ===============================

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and same to you my creamsicle flavored friend!

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Ain't dead yet.

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Thank goodness for that.

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If I was, I think I'd need a doctor.

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thankfullyMe andMy fr'endAre justOk.

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I see I chose the exact right time to be busy.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance

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Epic timeline pull.

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> p0p 0ff

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holy shit peanut has three weed smonkin girlfriends congrats dude

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https://i.imgur.com/gxzfvg9.png

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?

i think thats pretty o8vious

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Hmmm the urge to take edibles and make irresponsible decisions is strong today. #substance

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((Playing on a Dirk account while being violently attracted to Dirk is so funny bc you have moments where you're physically resisting the urge to thirst post on another Dirk's chitts))

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(As if selfcest is anything new in homestuck.)

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It feels almost in-character for him at this point.

(It definitely does.)

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Achieving all new disgusting levels of heinous super ego at the exact same time as I begin drowning in self-loathing. Maybe if I focus hard enough I can explode my own brain with sheer willpower.

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mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!

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Unrelated to any of that, I have an unwrapped slice of American cheese waiting for you at the office with absolutely nothing betwixt its folded layers.

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sAy tHaT To mY FaCe, Yo.

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gOd dAmN My fOoD ReCePtAcLe jUsT GrOwLeD So hArD I ThOuGhT I WaS GoNnA GeT AtTaCkEd bY A RaBiD LuSuS. i'lL Be oVeR LaTeR FoR ThAt gOlDeN NuTrItIoN SqUaRe, SiStEr.

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yO YoU'Re gOnNa mAkE Me fLiP ThE FuCk oUt, MoThEr fUcKeR.

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Swell.

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Just caught an accidental glimpse of my reflection and genuinely flinched. The bags under my eyes...

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Your bags are just designer.

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I have serial killer eyes right now.

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Shshhs no you don't.