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Derrik "Dirk" Strider [HC!AU]
@torqueTyrant
[ Hyperclutch! AU ] Fuck it up, buttercup.
Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!
I'll admit, I've made some pretty fucked up mistakes in my life. Rest assured, I am starting to face the consequences.
It would be so easy to ruin a motherfucker's entire career.
One thing I've learned in my lucrative career is that there ain't no problem that can't be solved with a lot of cocaine and a fast car. #substance
I have a lot of problems, sure.
Nice day for some earl grey tea.
Crazy how history repeats itself sometimes.
It runs in cycles for sure
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bI2vo2Qkyw0&si=NPas2jrz0m3-YL-e
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qSj8Nzo-Zms&si=cKCIarrwa49_s45C #nowplaying
Neigh-ing in on the #horse controversy. Horses are pretty sick actually. We would be pretty cooked as a society without them. They don't call it "horsepower" for nothing.
Fuck yeah, Maplehoof.
Fuuuuck this entire week. #stressed
✨🍭🕷️ turn that stressed around my friend. #desserts. 🕷️🍭✨
hmu if u need sum stress reliefs :)
You and I both know that is an exceptionally bad idea.
idk man sounds like a fuckin epic idea 2 me
Some things never change.
Yes, I was referring to the previous week. Hopefully this one will be less of that.
i really love listening to people talk about stuff they find interesting or things they care about. cold take i know.
Jinx, you got to hit me with these movie takes man, I've been waiting for them
gosh! sorry which takes were you after? i feel like ive gone on enough nic cage and expressionism rants
Next? Pig?? Willy's Wonderland? I need some hard takes and some soft takes rn
willys wonderland entertained me way more than anything from the concept it was lowkey ripping off. peak good awful movie.
I've been in and out of sleep all day. Bed too comfy.
Gotta get good with your sleep schedule man, you're gonna give yourself eepy problems
I know your fake ass is not talking to me about sleep problems.
What you are you talking about, 6.6 for a weekly average is not a bad
I think maybe someone just needs to put you down permanent style.
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Fast car. Car so fast. Mmm. #halfasleepposting
Vroom.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcQQACgAqo&si=0yek0vT8GJ4sgbtA #nowplaying #drivingmusic
Ill lay that 2hit down 2o hard you cant walk aft3rward, but that2 aiight cau23 ill al2o bring you br3akfa2t in b3d #n2fw
☆It isn't fair that I'm not already in your bed, tf?☆
2hit I m3an why not bro2ki? 2hit2 comfy a2 fuck
breakfast in bed sounds so so so nice but what if instead you carried me bridal style into a taco bell, mew~ 💖✨ i really wanna crunchwrap now,,, mew~ 💖✨
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=r8BR3MqJTJI&si=zs7xuqZtjI1r2jIR #nowplaying
I don't talk about my cybernetics enough. Having retractable claws comes in handy a lot when you're trying to pry open stubborn containers. #nsfw because I know what you freaks are about on here.
Hey Chittr. Haven't had much time for being on here. Surely I didn't miss much.
Iced london fog tastes like the ambient air around fruit loops cereal.
Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.
Did you pack sunblock?
Of course. I'm not trying to end up looking like a tomato.
You can certainly try.
Us humans need to use a lotion that dampens the adverse effects of sunlight on our skin. In the particular case of those of us who have lighter skin, the consequence of being exposed to the sun for an extended period of time (such as, when one goes to the beach) means extensive reddening of the skin, which can be quite painful.
Quite the contrary, it is because we aren't that tough that we need to use sunblock.