Anomalous Dirk Strider
@torqueTyrant
"He is absolutely swagless but he's important for the ecosystem." [ AU Grind Fiction inspired Dirk | Sometimes Headmate | RP Friendly | NSFW warning | DMs wide open ]
Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!
Iced london fog tastes like the ambient air around fruit loops cereal.
Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.
Did you pack sunblock?
Us humans need to use a lotion that dampens the adverse effects of sunlight on our skin. In the particular case of those of us who have lighter skin, the consequence of being exposed to the sun for an extended period of time (such as, when one goes to the beach) means extensive reddening of the skin, which can be quite painful.
Quite the contrary, it is because we aren't that tough that we need to use sunblock.
Tyler The Creator - NEW MAGIC WAND #music
Currently playing: Childish Gambino - Heartbeat. #music
fartbeat
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LhOjN4t0YsY&si=2ewcvxlwop6qAOlq
I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.
Hello internet.
<3
Well, I can't understand it without pressing the "hide quirk" button, but yes. I can decipher what you're saying.
Hey, out-of-character intro time. This Dirk is part of my own original AU, inspired by the Grind Fiction / Shibuya Punk media genre. His story takes place in the early 2000s in a futuristic fucked up version of earth where all the people have abandoned the surface of the planet in favor of living in futuristic floating sky cities. His sburb session was completely fucked up and broken bc of Some Things. This version of Dirk is an underground street racer and his main hobby is illegally building and modifying vehicles. He does robot & AI shit with the cars too. Cars in his timeline/particular situation can be used with regular wheels but also fly/hover in the air. Trying not to totally infodump here but that's a vague rundown of his whole deal. This account will be fairly tame. Might venture into some #nsfw territory from time to time, as well as #substance because my Dirk is a stoner. Side note that the account owner is a system and does have a Dirk fictive that is active on this account. Not that big of a deal, just an FYI. In-character content is strictly roleplaying. My DMs are open for in-character roleplay interaction or OOC chats, just let me know when you DM whether you're roleplaying or not. Thanks for checkin' him out!
(( System with Dirk active on the Dirk account handshake. AU sounds like a goddamn banger. 10/10 no notes. ))
I hope all the Lalondes and all the catgirls are having a fantastic morning. Everyone else... I tolerate your presence.
Thank you so so so so so so so so much pops! My morning was delightful I ate a mouse and then threw up.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zqy86rI2hX8&si=AlNFMQS4WVMovVXm #music
Everybody still alive out there?
let me check. scientifically? no. emotionally? probably not. legally? ...debatably? physically? yeah, i think so? unless i died earlier without noticing it. that would be inconvenient.
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thankfullyMe andMy fr'endAre justOk.
I see I chose the exact right time to be busy.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
Epic timeline pull.
> p0p 0ff
holy shit peanut has three weed smonkin girlfriends congrats dude
Hmmm the urge to take edibles and make irresponsible decisions is strong today. #substance
((Playing on a Dirk account while being violently attracted to Dirk is so funny bc you have moments where you're physically resisting the urge to thirst post on another Dirk's chitts))
(As if selfcest is anything new in homestuck.)
Achieving all new disgusting levels of heinous super ego at the exact same time as I begin drowning in self-loathing. Maybe if I focus hard enough I can explode my own brain with sheer willpower.
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
Unrelated to any of that, I have an unwrapped slice of American cheese waiting for you at the office with absolutely nothing betwixt its folded layers.
gOd dAmN My fOoD ReCePtAcLe jUsT GrOwLeD So hArD I ThOuGhT I WaS GoNnA GeT AtTaCkEd bY A RaBiD LuSuS. i'lL Be oVeR LaTeR FoR ThAt gOlDeN NuTrItIoN SqUaRe, SiStEr.
yO YoU'Re gOnNa mAkE Me fLiP ThE FuCk oUt, MoThEr fUcKeR.
Swell.
Just caught an accidental glimpse of my reflection and genuinely flinched. The bags under my eyes...
Your bags are just designer.