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Derrik "Dirk" Strider [HC!AU]
@torqueTyrant
[ Hyperclutch! AU ] Fuck it up, buttercup.
I'll admit, I've made some pretty fucked up mistakes in my life. Rest assured, I am starting to face the consequences.
It would be so easy to ruin a motherfucker's entire career.
One thing I've learned in my lucrative career is that there ain't no problem that can't be solved with a lot of cocaine and a fast car. #substance
I have a lot of problems, sure.
Nice day for some earl grey tea.
Crazy how history repeats itself sometimes.
It runs in cycles for sure
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bI2vo2Qkyw0&si=NPas2jrz0m3-YL-e
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qSj8Nzo-Zms&si=cKCIarrwa49_s45C #nowplaying
Neigh-ing in on the #horse controversy. Horses are pretty sick actually. We would be pretty cooked as a society without them. They don't call it "horsepower" for nothing.
Fuuuuck this entire week. #stressed
✨🍭🕷️ turn that stressed around my friend. #desserts. 🕷️🍭✨
Yes, I was referring to the previous week. Hopefully this one will be less of that.
I've been in and out of sleep all day. Bed too comfy.
Gotta get good with your sleep schedule man, you're gonna give yourself eepy problems
Fast car. Car so fast. Mmm. #halfasleepposting
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcQQACgAqo&si=0yek0vT8GJ4sgbtA #nowplaying #drivingmusic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=r8BR3MqJTJI&si=zs7xuqZtjI1r2jIR #nowplaying
I don't talk about my cybernetics enough. Having retractable claws comes in handy a lot when you're trying to pry open stubborn containers. #nsfw because I know what you freaks are about on here.
Hey Chittr. Haven't had much time for being on here. Surely I didn't miss much.
Iced london fog tastes like the ambient air around fruit loops cereal.
Headin' out to the beach with some friends today.
Us humans need to use a lotion that dampens the adverse effects of sunlight on our skin. In the particular case of those of us who have lighter skin, the consequence of being exposed to the sun for an extended period of time (such as, when one goes to the beach) means extensive reddening of the skin, which can be quite painful.
Quite the contrary, it is because we aren't that tough that we need to use sunblock.
Tyler The Creator - NEW MAGIC WAND #music
Currently playing: Childish Gambino - Heartbeat. #music
