♦ pitied by @torqueTyrant
GOOD, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, FUCKING LORD.
Gotta get good with your sleep schedule man, you're gonna give yourself eepy problems
their level is on a whole different plane! i’m staying right where i’m at, in my own john egbert–specific tier. no sex, no weird innuendos! just bad movies and the occasional zinger!
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR DUMBASS GLASSES, FUCK YOUR HIGHLIGHTS
>O+ tHERE'S A HORDE OF #DEGENERAtES USING tHIS APP. #FUCKYOU.
so you are shitting and pissing AND coming. #nsfw .
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
UGHHH IF TR💋LL BBN💋$ N💋TICED ME I'D LITERALLY /LITCHERALLLLY/ KRILL 💋VER HAPPY
a beautiful man could manipulate me easily cause ill believe whatever someone pretty says at any given moment. so long as its funny
If you don't understand, it's not for you.
TEST..
JAKE MADE EAT A BUG JANE MADE ME TANK A BOMB ROX MADE ME BUY A DRUG DIRK MADE FLY TO GUAM #ROBOCONFESSION
CHITTR IS BEING SLOW FML
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
Im really missing grannys wisdom right now... her sage words such as "stop talking like a marble mouth!" and "rub some dirt in it!" and "jake you are the most special boy!"
YOU ALWAYS EAT THE ONE YOU LOVE - SCARY BITCHES #NOWLISTENING #meandwhofuckoff
D --> Another day, another link murdered by a quirk
All Daves are like this btw. Don't make them take their shades off.
quiet tail wagging.
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thinking about panera mac n cheese
I HATE YOU SPRING, GIVE ME FALL INSTEAD. ITS TOO HOT TO WEAR MY DEER ONESIE AND I KEEP FUCKING SWEATING!! AT THIS RATE I PUT EQUIUS TO FUCKING SHAME!
I CANT TELL IF I LIKE THIS PLAYLIST OR FUCKING HATE IT.
get ovr hre den cutie :3 <3
if i wizard post i fear roxanne may come after my ass if its bad.
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point.
last night was pretty weird. jane forced me to come over and eat something of decent nutrition. room was kind of tense with dee and her grandpa while we were eatin an as soon as we were done those two ran out to the lawn and he chased dee around for a good hour before he let him catch him. ... all while myself an a younger me watched. this timeline is weird.
stop pitying my fucking oatmeal chitt oatmeal tastes good and its good for you #wellness #bonehealth #spermcount
CLAWING AT YOUR FUCKING SCREEN.
good morning chittr i seem to have put a rib out of place while i slept
shes fucking talking about evil surgery again
"WAGGING MY TAIL" OR SOMETHING.
I dunno, waiting for results.
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
One of my earbuds keeps not charging. How am I to do my bedtime routine in these conditions. Jfc.
Okay. I gotta crash or something. Starting to remember that I have disabilities again.
I wanted to say British people, but I think I forgot to add the word 'people'. Checks out.
CLAWING AT THE FUCKING WALL LIKE A MAD MAN. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THE NEED TO HAVE BRUISES FOR REALLY GAY REASONS #NSFWE
BEING PITIED IS SUFFOCATING I CAN'T TELL IF I LIKE IT OR NOT #quadposting #pity
heaven on earch can be real if we cry
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x